I GOT A MOTHERF***ING TICKET!!!

[melissasalisbury]

Twilight fucking sucks. You need a life. Your videos are embarassing. Sitting there blubbering like a retard over a fucking SHITTY book/movie.

[luvmemaisy]

Thank God for the warning. I had my headphones blasted up.

[MrMagicrobbie]

Mcdonalds loves your capital one, it made them very very rich

[hannaht1298]

i just got tickets to breaking dawn do u see me bragging on youtube.......get a life

[rickyhope95]

some tips: just try to eat real healthy. try to not eat bread and wheat and basically no prepackeged foods . also do atleast and hour of excersise each day. and dont give up! :) i realize this video was posted like 2 years ago but ya good luck!

[OmNomNomXDDDD]

e. e I feel like 3 whoppers, and 5 big macs, And about 6 children. ಠ_ಠ

[ohohothisrocks]

I thought you got a speeding ticket...such disappointment

[DeathSamus]

Rumor has it that she might've ate her young brother, Augustus Gloop.

[EasyTricker]

You make me wanna go Elephant Hunting, WHOSE WITH ME!!

[HarmonicDioxide]

Haha, to be honest, I thought you meant a speeding ticket XD./

[literalization]

@HarmonicDioxide that fat thing goes under the speed limit

[2noosker]

you either help me, or ya f**** off. Much love :-)

[2011MostDope]

I have the best tip to lose weight ............ PUT DOWN THE FORK!

[dipu94321]

2:14.all i see is a cave where edward and bella are having vampire sex(in front bella,getting fucked by a man,in the back,edward fucking the man while both bella and edward suck his blood.)

[dipu94321]

uh,anyone with sensitive hearing,not sensible,should turn their speakers,not microphones,down

[PerversionsOfNature]

For the sake of your floor, please don't jump.

[Evilvamp100]

@MaggotPrincess199 LOL.

[TheAmc1991]

Press 3!! xD

[BudistaslLT]

troll?



[krysstalpearl]

I see you flicking us off!! Isn't that great??

[krysstalpearl]

You got that right, you need help indeed.

Professional help.

[krysstalpearl]

Is this woman an Earthling? No, no, no, I'm dead serious, IS SHE FROM THIS PLANET?? Sounds and seems like 1000 animals rolled into one with a human face...oh, no, wait...

[masterthehate2]

@krysstalpearl HAA

[TheDarkZorua]

@krysstalpearl is she even from this planet.

[StitchPoop]

GREAT, NOW GET A MOTHERF**ING LIFE!!!

[teeheeluvyou]

Seriously, they say America is filled with fat, crazy people. Yeah no this just proved something up i here.

[FLOWIELEGEND]

2:51 evil snorlax :[

[Fantasticishness]

keep pressing 1.

[DustyKiss76]

First time I ever saw you on youtube, and you make me want to shoot myself in the face. Nothing to do with the way you look... its your voice and what you talk about.

[ironeger123]

who the hell cares that you got a mother fucking ticket to a bad movie?!

[veryTWfanxx]

'would you like to see the inside of my mouth' your so random :P

[clubpenguinvids4u]

0:42 i feel sorry for thatcard :P

[mlbacho09]

Pluck you're eyebrows please.

[Atthero]

2:14 nobody needed to see that you fat ugly waste of space motherfucker.

[123Nickkiii]

2:13 ....there are no words.....

[orgasam12]

you make me want to chop my dick off stop making videos

[AdversaryFAILbro]

WILD SNORLAX APPEARS

[Theo2kitty]

She's Glutony in the flesh. JK

[Augustchica814]

well said

[IloveCupcakesandTea]

hahhah lol thanx for the warning this time

[MissLyricsful]

I bet she has to get up 100 times to stand up.

[InsertZipCode]

How DARE you insult your audience then pull a sob story and ask for their help.

Fuck. This is why I hate you.

[Zyphes]

Someone give that credit card psychological counceling

[jopeon]

do what i do love just dont eat for a week or two

and take metabolism tablets too

[jopeon]

on the plus side i have a capitol one credit card, and there very good, however id rather shove pieces of red hot coal up my arse then see twilight

[DeathsNinja15]

@MrsMysticStrawberry HAHAHA!! ya were so cowardly cuz were posting wat we think. ur the fucking cowardly one. Ur defending her cuz ur prolly afraid shell come and sit on u. and shes cowardly cuz she blocks ppl cuz she dnt like their opinion. AND from the looks of recent videos her diet plan aint goin 2 hot. maybe she should stop tryin force twishit onto ppl and actually get out. Im sure if she walked to her front door sheld lose 50lbs and thats a great start. >:)

[Flexster101]

We A grim reaper To take this out "Charlie 367 We need a A grim reaper to take The bitch out... Ima keep commenting on ur videos Becasue ur making fun of urslef by putting them on youtube!!!!!!!

[FunkyRosie1]

Omg i acctually think your so awesome !

[1995daltonsmith]

u need to get a ticket 2 the biggest loser and stick with the high school musical

[Depressingmelody5]

tip: for when ur munchy and want chips eat etemmame instead! its sooo good u can find it in the frozen vegies

[ShiirinNL]

omg i did not wanne see the inside of your mouth !! omg ieuwww and your scary men fuckin big head hahahaha

[MrsMysticStrawberry]

I can't believe how many cowardly unkind people there are posting comments! One thing is for certain though, you must be doing something right madam, to get this much attention. ;) x

[lynxluver719]

NOOOOO NO MORE SOOONGS

[YankeeNinja1]

Someone should actually go to her house, and kill her with a harpoon.

[mangochic123]

i have a healthy recipe:

take a glass of water and thats it.

infact don't! ur soo big that in order to lose weight u shud hav nuthin!

[mangochic123]

and we're laughin at u! celebrate by eatin of course! join a real gym! but not mine! plz not mine!!!!

[mangochic123]

no i dont wanna see the inside of ur fuckin mouth!!!

[madaboo456789]

oh my god i can't stop laughing at these hilarious comments. and at 0:37 i was really hoping; REALLY BADLY, you were talking about your face...

[mangochic123]

@madaboo456789 hahahaa lol!

oh god i wish she wudnt!

[sweetandsavoury]

U R SO DUMB!

[devilkid151]

she squeels like a pig. And looks like one. And acts like one. And is one. Big frikkin suprise.

[ArizonaFlame]

Fat

[AceStardom]

Somebody hand me some bait and some pokeballs.

Im catching this wild Wailord.

[HamerD]

@AceStardom thank you for the epic laugh

[Kersian1]

Damn it! I thought I would hear ranting about her getting a parking ticket! >: I am very dissapointed about the misleading title.

[LorraineFTW]

your rap made me giggle :D haha, I love turning things into songs (:

[IZrocks1000]

be carful with that laughter, you might cause an earthquake.

[Kenny0991]

wow thats not usual jaba the hut is singing in english

[Sulewa122]

many poor sailors have seen the inside of that mouth

[AnimeRikku1]

@Sulewa122 and many didn't come out the same.

[DancerHippie]

O.o you speak like a man but scream like a chipmunk!

[Gillman10able]

Are you dumb its called headphones not microphones dumb bitch.

[Svensjair]

it couldnt be any better if you were not fat. twilight is shit. and you ive in a bottlebank

[XxBlaikiexX]

Stand up and dance, jeeze we don't want Haiti all over again xD

[SilentxStalkerx]

Its no Microphones, its speakers.

Please, don't eat me or my mother. We are just a small family.

[Slaight444]

You wanna see me eat my camera?

*opens mouth and zooms in*

[oONeonColorsOo]

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET SOME JENNY CRAIG?

PLUS, SLIMMINGWORLD AIN'T WORKIN'.

[japago100]

its not your love for tham that hurt there trying to get out of your ginormus stomach

[DeathSamus]

She's Augustus Gloop's obscure sister.

[HamerD]

@DeathSamus oh my god, people like you make life worthwhile

[kennycantdie67]

now if only you didnt eat it before yougot to the movies

[StitchPoop]

you got a ticket for free fitness???

[kara4433]

i'm surprised that you can fit in your room! cause your so god damn fat!

[UltamitChaoBreeder]

you can fit into the fetal position?

[PaperCraft98]

I think you got the last three tickets because the 3 seats you will be taking up.

[whyumadbro]

A ticket To see the Jonas Brothers??? Lawl

[cartmancameron]

buuuuuut.... you do a great snorlax impersonation :)..

[DaCoDAddict]

Im suprised you can fit through the doors of slimming world... I swear if you were actually sat in front of me in the cinema i would slap you.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

man the harpoons!!

[candyisbroke]

you can fit in a theater?

[briky1993]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 0.o

[Igonkeelchu]

It needed to come out? The face you made looks like you're taking a huge dump.

[islandsurfer100]

If you were infront/behind me in the theater acting goofy like you do in other reaction vids and this one, I'd whoop you.

[TheKaitlan]

GOD... she blows my mind.... (in a bad way)

[iLuchianoVarcheli]

Why do so many people /like/ her videos? DAMN.

[wingsofhope2]

who told you stirfry is healthy? 

[ajuoy]

well if you dont care...MAN THE HARPOONS!!

[XoXoBowTieXoXo]

wow .. seriously dont mock americans you just made us look 2 million times worse.. -.- bitch

[lilflower012290]

did u get the golden ticket? make a song for getting that

[tigereyes69uk]

the full cast of the twilight saga have announced you are the fattest fan..... ALSO stir fry is not healthy as it is cooked in oil... ask chinese ppl oh and one last thing MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

[scorpion007ism]

ahhh the sqeal of the twi-tARD

[ewabeachforlyf]

FUCK THE HARPOONS......HOW BOUT WE TAKE HER TO IRAQ AND LET HER EAT ALL THE TERROIST AND THEN NUKE IRAQ SO THAT FAT WHITE GORRILA DIES

[bjsimz93]

eXCELLENT! I HAVE BEING SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR A SNORLAX AS BIG AS THIS!

[SuperPoopaTroopa]

AND I GOT A MOTHERF***ING TRAUMA!!!

[xJokerx7x7]

00:16 Cop: sir there nothing we can do. Man: no it has my son Timmy if your in there say somthing

[Sarkintar]

@xJokerx7x7 WIN!

[TheClaon]

capitol 1? thats convenient since u look liek one of the vikings in the commercial. WHATS IN YOUR WALLET? food?

[SuperPoopaTroopa]

YOU ARE REALLY SICK IN YOUR HEAD

[davidusherjr23]

ignore other peoples comments about your weight. and for the record i skipped school to see new moon and was one of the first people to see eclipse where am from lol :D

[Sarkintar]

0:18 Tea kettle?

[atomichead777]

noone gives a flying fuck!!!

[booger965]

she got a ticket to tha gayest saga ever y is she screaming like she got locked in a fudge factory ?

[shadowkilla92]

wow you people are bogus ass hell.... I mean i read the comments and there funny as shit!!...but damn

[Nintendoxstation]

You need at least 10 tickets for your fat ass, bitch. And 30 more to free the space around you so that people won't go deaf when you scream. This is what you get when you fuse a cow, a whale, a fangirl and a fucking ugly howler monkey.

[GinaKnox1]

@Nintendoxstation HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TheDisturbedOne752]

NARCCISIST!

[Chibbiekid]

A ticket to what? The local ice cream factory?

[Jaket2000]

You sound like a frog I killed!

[KittySnowene]

@Jaket2000 Nah, it be the cry of the whales.

[Jaket2000]

@KittySnowene you never heard a screaming frog then.

[KittySnowene]

@Jaket2000 Yeah you're right lol.

[ThePenelopeLynn]

XDDDDD you sound soo ridiculous

[chainsawman095]

Oh, i thought you got a speeding ticket.

[MexicanFitingChicken]

i wonder if she has her own gravitational pull

[fanofa7x]

@MexicanFitingChicken lool she does have her gravitational pull for waking up from her (just for-whales) chair

[SwimCowsSayMoo]

@MexicanFitingChicken well thats a really stupid think to wonder you prick

[MexicanFitingChicken]

@SwimCowsSayMoo LOL

[fanofa7x]

LOL SHE COVERED UP HER CREDIT CARD

[juliefisher4000]

She kinda reminds me of my 2 year old niece. It's like a toddler that goes to Dora Live or something.

[silentbob8201]

the Michelle Ivey of Twilight actually Michelle Ivey is better looking and she looks a bit off her self .

[JWADDMollieVideos]

It's funny, That when I was watching this I noticed there was a link on the side on the video there was a link that said "lose 41 pounds in 45 days." LMAO!

P.S- MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

[atomichead777]

u look like a bouncy castle for me to take u seriously! plz, if ur not going to excercise, atleast lose some weight!! it ain't gonna kill u! and also, P.S. twilight is soooo stupid

and u just make twitarded fans look even more retarded

[VolleyballChick27]

I dont hate you because your fat.

your fat because i hate you!

True Statement.

fucking fattie with 3 chins.

[IloveCupcakesandTea]

@VolleyballChick27 uhmm wow shes actually an awesome person dosent matter if shes chubby or not shes awesome and if u hate her soo much why r u watching her geez

[lilEMOlil]

Oh and one more thing...no one caress if you got a ticket....No one....god damn.

[R3PR117]

poor capital one card... it has AIDS now..

[kefer123622]

You destroyed the last of the capital one CEO's souls when you kissed your card.

[TheSmexyBieber]

O.o

[MahBoi22]

Ritalin. That's all I have to say.

[greiner07]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!

[StrawberryOrgy]

To be honest, everyone leaving these comments about how she's fat and whatever else, its pretty damn rude.

And her being an obsessive twilight lover probably doesnt help. But if she's happy, just let her be. You dont need to comment on her and what she does.

Leaving these rude, hateful comments just shows that you're an obvious asshole and are not any better than anyone else.

[lilEMOlil]

@StrawberryOrgy she is kinda asking for it....She can disable comments.or simply ignore them.She dosint need to go and make a video insulting twilight haters for the opinions....liked or not liked.simple as that.

[mattzowee]

save the wales? i cannot never get enough commenting your videos cuz everytime i se a new one you get even more phatetic

and as always DON'T EAT ME OR MY FAMILY TAKE MC DONALD'S !! ;(

[knuckles362]

Call me Ishmael...

[ashhole757]

just saying, my mom does weight watchers, you should try it hahahaah

[FederalAgencyService]

man the harpoons

[SparxyUK]

THE HARPOONS...

[lilo19951995]

MAN THEM.

[hateismine]

She wears pregnancy pants and she's not even pregnant. All hail the Fail Whale.

[EpicKreashinz]

Well..it's a given that you would get a ticket...You can't park your semi-truck (fat ugly ass) in the store... That's illegal.

[tyleranna1]

you can help haiti by not opening your fat mouth every time you open your fat ass mouth there is a new earthquake

[tyleranna1]

you need to delete your videods

[bubblebumm1029]

dnt worry hun, if your happy, then screw the people who are judging you on your apearence!

i think your great! ♥

[steagle1017]

i'm guessing that's not the first time plastic has given her an orgasm

[ATW893]

when the cock goes in that thing you call a pussy... do u make the noize that u made at 18 secounds into your video?

[VolleyballChick27]

know what you should make a youtube video of....... YOU EXERCISING. fockin' fat twat XD love you pookie, but dont eat that cookie tootles p.s. that crumpet under your bed needs to go. love you<3 duces p.p.s. your american accent sucked :) LOVE YOU homo. but really, loooooove you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

[youizmybitch123]

WHAT DID YOU GET THE TICKET FOR? FOR BEING A FATASS BEACHED WHALE!

and please for the sake of the entire world PLEASE no more moving the way you just did you caused earthquakes and tsunamis and typhoons and damn!

[bubblebumm1029]

you bitch! i bet your a fat ass cow too, geez,

[Mephsee]

Oh yeah! Dance, girl, dance! Shake that beautiful body of yours!

[SimenOfNorway1]

Twilight is BORING !!!!

[MrWhammydive]

i dont care if she did warn me about that fucking squeal 1 star for being so irraational

honest to heaven. twilight is a poorly written pile of shit

[Doomstrider46]

so fat XD

[bluthngsx]

ehw.

[MrWhammydive]

Shes got a golden tiicket

COME ON CHARLIE

shes got a golden tatoo make her way

god this person scares me. what is with people?

[leojosh200333]

your not funny

[AustralianBlitz]

Did you find a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Factory?

[TheSmexyBieber]

@AustralianBlitz nice

[Glen5669]

@AustralianBlitz LOL

[myoceans1312]

this is...horrifying.

[VoldemortsDaughter1]

You got a ticket to the chocolate factory?!

NO FAIR!

[IsThisNameGone]

go spinning. best exercise ever.

[EltBerserker]

Someone tell her that isn't a ticket to the chocolate factory.

[Happycat287]

BOOMER!!

[omgbaseball]

what is twilight?

[Napalmxxx2]

WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amza123]

MAN THE HARPOOOONS

[hotneutral777]

u and the rest of the twilight fans share something in common: down syndrome.