Final Fantasy VII the Abridged Series: Episode 5

[Momentum139]

Say "Ti-fa" 5 times fast.

BOING.

[RikkuInfinite]

I WILL POKE YOU IN THE FACE!

Oooohh Aeris, you so scary :0

[TheScruffyRevolution]

LOLZ the bed spred says `heaven` in japenese XD!!!!

[zimithrus1]

ZOMG all these are sooo hallarious!! :D lol, I wonder what all Tifa was saying when it was bleeped?

[Kikadaaf]

......*beep*

[NefosG]

Aw, I aways come back to hear some voice sweetness. It's a pity it's all over...

Katethegreat19's voice is so awesome!

[herohearts]

Cloud putting on that dress was the funniest thing EVER! Only Cloud could somehow manage to get his junk stuck, putting on a dress rofl. Perfect voice acting on that sceen Kyol!

[Lady4080]

This...was an amazing episode. AND OMFG, you have Katethegreat voicing Aeris?? DEFINITELY watching all of the episodes now <3

[angelrhapsody13]

Aerith finally has something evil inside her.lol! when i heard her laughing at 0:54..now that's something.!! xDDD

[finalfantasy3001]

WOW i just noticed something that music in the background around 3:13 is the same music u here when You open a chest in Legend of Zelda ocarina ot time..0.o flaw..xD

[finalfantasy3001]

Let us bond to our mutual act of feelings xD

[BundtBomber]

How did you do the squats that fast?

[TheLastStarKey]

I'm just wondering if at 7:20 it's Zack talking ?

By the way, your vids are hilarious ! I can hardly breath at some moments xD Great work !

[LPfreakGirl7]

I love Aeriths laugh xDDD

[XxEldaLyricsxX]

I'll poke you in the face xD

[terraventusaqua123]

8 squats to 67... wait, was that a Crisis Core reference?

[zeobide274]

dude, the girl who plays aeris sounds soooo hot.

[BeyondBirthdayL]

Tifa = Kinky

[partydevil101]

is ther gonna be more episodes?????? this is really funny xDD

[BlackThornOfLove]

I think it's funny that Don's bed says heaven in Japanese.

[He11buster]

6:53 O.o;

what kind of sick shit is tifa into?

[GigIsVigilance]

with a spatula?

[TheInstantClassic1]

I ain't gonna lie; the voice actress for Aerith has a cute voice :D!!!!

[arkayen666123]

wow how funny that is exactly how i imagined the voices of the dudes in the gym lmfao

[Jade192]

LOLOLOL I wanto to see the original or something to confirm if Cloud's ass is really huge XDDDDDD

I've heard of that tho. But still I want too see it by myself XD

[AxelWedstar411]

Cloud is the hottest chick in this game.

[KyutiHuni]

poor Cloud :/

[SailorShiraToph]

This is freakin' AWESOME!!!

[FullmetalFangirl666]

I loooooove Cloud's scream! It's halairious!

[naturefairy]

Hey, do you mind if I use your audio for something I'm working on? :) I'll promise to give you credit.

[GAF1987]

Aeris is sooooo cute!

[sucker4horses05]

The dude Barret beats up sounds like mickey mouse!!

[flutefairy112]

AHHHAHAHAH CLOUD YOU ASS LOOKS HUGEEEEEEEEEEE XD LOL

[Lyiad]

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WENT ON AT THE HONEY BEE INN!! WHY DO YOU DENY ME?!

[Jacquiihime]

Why was the Chocobo theme playing during the squat competition?

[ImJustHeretoLurk]

I can't believe I only just realized this. . . forget the whole 'changed their clothes' bit, when the freaking hell did Aerith have time to braid her hair?!

[mszackfair96]

and they wonder why clouds ass is so big! look at how many squats he did in 7 seconds!

[mechaxhorror]

Ahaha! Cloud and I have the same ringtone! XD

[kevingbillingsley]

whoever plays aeris has a cute luagh

[TifaLockheart321]

I love Aerith's laugh at 0:49 to 1:03! XD

[RunsWithWolves6]

I love the cross dressing bit so freakin much! I can hardly play that part cause I keep laughing... If they do a remake and they change this scene at all- hell if they change anything I will... Yeah what Tiffa said.

[swedishme1]

When Aerith says "I'll poke you in the face" I was seriously laughing so hard I cried. It get's even funnier when followed by Tifa's swearing.

Katethegreat19, the one who voices Aerith, has a beutiful singing voice. Check out her cover of Aerith's theme... Trust me, you won't be disappointed. :)

[BishounenLuvr]

@NostalgicSince2005 I think I kind of get what you're saying- but yeah you would probably have to play the game to know it. I don't think I ever went to that >o< room. Most of the time in games I miss the optional Stuff. Thank you for responding though

[naturefairy]

In the beginning...whatever happened to cloud, it sounded like it really really HURT O.O Poor guy.

[FlyingAlchemist]

@naturefairy I think he closed his zipper on his balls.

[naturefairy]

@FlyingAlchemist ....But he's wearing a dress...Why would there be a zipper there?! O.e

[FlyingAlchemist]

@naturefairy I don't know, and care.

[MrOddBox]

y'know Kyol sounds like a *typical* dbz character XD

[GreenDinoRanger]

this beats all the previous episodes by far. great job

[BishounenLuvr]

i haven't played this game in along time, but can anyone tell me what happened at 8:00 - 845 ?

[VampArtemis]

" now if you dont tell us... Ill *beep* on your *beep* with your *beepbeepbeep* tied up in a *beep* while *beep*ing your *beep* with a spatula" o_O HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAROFLMAOWTF!!­!

[MrSuperman216]

@VampArtemis GOOD gOD

[michjuanandjanaysmom]

on 3:18 what did cloud see

[musicman243]

zelda reference FTW

[sk8r4l1fe18]

SonsofSatire ummm... i hope he's talking about a totally different "huge sword" than what i'm thinking of...

[darklordcidthefrist]

you left out the underwear

[OmniCreampuff]

i feel bad for the people who havent actually played this game ; )

it would have been really funny if you had picked the options for cloud to almost kiss corneo

[kukimiyo]

oh dear god i died during the squat scene xD

[Rasenth]

Wow this is so nostalgic. I can't believe I remember this much!　I love it. XD And this is exactly why I don't want FF7 to have a PS3 remake. There is no way in hell that this part of the story can carry the same humor (heck it may be censored completely).

[bellecar161]

no intro music...? :'( still halarious though xD Subscribed ^^

[BlackWaltzReborn]

"Cloud you make a great whore" ???

[Gameorphan]

When i played this game, Tifa was the one the fat guy choose.

[Akizakura202]

Loved it! Although, I do prefer the original threats XP Rip/cut/smash "them," nice and simple.

Honestly I think I prefer it when Cloud isn't chosen XP You still get the scene with Corneo, mostly, but then you also get Cloud being followed by these creepy-ass guys walking like they're all possessed XD Good times.....

[ProtectorChrono]

Haha you should have chosen the "Group Room" that would have made a great parody since Cloud could sell his huge ass to those guys ^_^;

[ProtectorChrono]

Haha the Corneo mansion part of the game was always one of my favorites in the game, especially when Cloud gets chosen by Corneo rofl. Tifa and Aeris are treated like leftovers for Corneo's assistants lol

[kukimiyo]

I can't stop watching this ep, it's my favourite one xD

[Ultimaweapon32855523]

subscribed :3

[Wastelander90]

holy Blank... 67 squats...

[jpace92]

lmao this is probably my favorite episode,but then again all of your episodes are awesome :D

[animekitten789]

haha! this is awesome!

[superjohn1658]

we should have barret as our interrigation guy he wud b da best 1 evah

[xxxBirdy6xxx]

TAHAHAHA! XD cloud in a dress classic x'''''D

[Dviresha]

3 interesting facts

1) "corneo" means "horney" in Italian

2) in the actual game, when cloud' aerith and tifa threaten corneo, they threat him that they would do horrible things to his balls

3) in corneo's room (if cloud is elected) you can make cloud say that you are involved with barret

[FlyingAlchemist]

0:13- Ow! Jesus... Poor Cloud!

[nigahigamigaliga]

Where did you get the battle theme remix for the intro video?

[wl02232626]

9:27

what is the name of the music?

[SonsofSatire]

@wl02232626 XD Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

[HeartsSor11]

love this series thanks for posting. :)

[AerisHatiri]

"Talk!! What do you know?"

"AH! I dont know anything!"

"Thats not what I wanna hear!"

And the squat part cracked me up!!

[NaruChanlovsSasuKun]

LOL I laughed hard wen she said "Cloud...your ass looks HUUUGEE..hehehehe.."

[barashnykov]

Damn, Aerith's laugh is <3

[JRevengeavengerY]

Lol at Tifa's threats at Don Corneo xD

[leomaniac135]

This Entire Scene Is the Only Reason I want the PS3 FF7 Remake. This Would be So Hilarious in HD non-Lego People.

[TehVamphunter]

holy crap whn cloud zipped the dress i heard something hit the ground O_o

[dreborn53]

no ep 6 T.T

[SonsofSatire]

@dreborn53 I'm workin on it. xD

[odrobina55]

wow Aerith(Aeris)s laugh is one of th cutest things ive ever heard

SERIOUSLY

[rowie1311]

@odrobina55 I think I love her :O

[mooseontheceiling23]

this is BEAST!! :D you guys rock!

[Nisinator1]

I didn't know Don Corneo could actually pick Cloud as his bride? Or did you do something funky with the editing?

[SonsofSatire]

@Nisinator1 Nope, you just have to get enough items and he'll pick you rather than Tifa or Aerith.

[Nisinator1]

@SonsofSatire wow that's awesome, I'll have to check out the actual cutscene for that. Would probably be hilarious =P

[lazey8]

@SonsofSatire wait you have to get items to do that? He always just kinda chose cloud each time I played so I thought he was gay.

[ladycharmer12]

@SonsofSatire how does he pick aerith ive gotten the he picked tifa and the he picks me cinerio but im trying to get him to pick aerith

[DevonCosmos]

@SonsofSatire Though, occasionally, you'll still not get picked. Then, it's just the game hating you. I've only had that problem once or twice. ^^

[JoshKitsune]

@SonsofSatire Goes to show that if you pimp someone up enough, anyone will choose you.

[mogiethefirst]

@SonsofSatire also if you work on dating berret he will chose you same go's for if you want to date tifa and choose the right options he will choose tifa

[starhaven321]

@Nisinator1  yer i had him pick me once it was funny

[HeartlessFighter971]

@Nisinator1 yeah if you go through a few instant sidequest cloud can get picked.

[kevingbillingsley]

@Nisinator1 no he can he didnt do anything for editing he just did everything right

[AndiZemenis]

this the only FF7 abridged series i could find that was hilarious or any good

[jthm]

My sides are in pain my laughter!! can't wait to see more of this!!!

[myheartbelongstosos]

@babydoofus313 Why do you people on YouTube have to be so mean? Do you know these people and you're just being funny or are you really trying to hurt people's feelings, because I've been in a YouTube comment fight before and I won't stop until I win!

[SonsofSatire]

@myheartbelongstosos Easy guys. None of this on our vids. Getting rid of him is as simple as deleting his comments and blocking his channel.

[myheartbelongstosos]

@SonsofSatire OK. Sorry. I just don't like it when people diss others on this site. I mean, if you have nothing to say, don't say anything at all, right? Anyway, sorry.

[myheartbelongstosos]

was the other guy's voice in the end in Cloud's head Zack or the creeper wrestler dude?

[Lucario1423]

Your video's rule! I couldnt stop laughing at the when Tifa started trying to make the Boss talk XD

[charlee844]

LOL! Great job once again guys! This is definitely the strangest part of the game and you did a nice parody of it. I love your voice acting. Can't wait for the next episode!!!

[GodAloneBeTheGlory]

I'm loving this. Thank you so much for this series.

[FEGirl17]

OMG! I loved the whole Barret interogation part. My gut's still sore from all the laughing XDDDDD You are one of the funniest abridgers I know :D

[ff7mkd4125]

@babydoofus313 oh yeah btw. butthurt? I'm a 12 year old girl and I can come up with better insults than that so fuck of punk ass bitch.

[Aussieroth7]

@babydoofus313 Butthurt? Why is everyone using that term? Yes I am burning, I'm burning with with boredom... and I notice you refused my challenge. We want to see you do better than us... in fact, why don't you do a fandub involving Sephiroth, you pick the scene, and I'll do the scene you do. If you are preferred over all, I'll quit fan dubbing. If I am the winner, you close down your yt account, and never return in any form, and no cheating is allowed. So... Do you accept my challenge troll?

[SeekingContr0l]

Incredible series! Best Abriged ive seen in a long time man.

[Aeris333]

XD Aerith is my favorite FF character of all time! I love her voice actress and I love how you make her Interupt Cloud.

Aerith - "If you don't tell us mister...I'll poke you in the face"

-Awkward Silence-

[PhiledelphiaEagles]

I love this series. I'm glad you guys came back to making em, cause they are funny as hell. Congratz on such a good job, and I can't wait for more :)

[babydoofus313]

@MrFinal1 U SHULD SHUV UR MOM COK IN UR MOUTH SO U CAN SHUT DA FUK UP FAGET!!!

[animegirl16091]

please upload episode 6

[MrFinal1]

keep this up, this is great.

[1337C4leb]

Voices FTW!! i love this

[Flamester013]

"Tifa! Tifa! Oh shhhh I just remembered how I was dressed..I'm not here!" ROFL

[Flamester013]

@babydoofus313 Listen..you dont like it..You shouldn't click on it

[mellokeehl]

Why do I get such joys at hearing Cloud in pain?

[ShinraSummonerXII]

@mellokeehl I do too.....so werid

[macr0machine]

Hey, you spelled 'Aeris' wrong

[Alaxas18]

Best abridged series evah! :D

[TinyToonShippuden]

@babydoofus313 fail troll is fail. ^____^

[Hitachi007]

@babydoofus313 Obvious troll is obvious. No one here cares.

[up4sonic]

I think there is a troll in here. -Points toward babydoofus313-

[ssjfry14]

Looking forward to this project probably the best Abridged series yet! Can't wait for the Shinra HQ episode bet your going to do the running up the stair option XD Oh and definitely do a whole episode about that annoying Midgar Zolem that would be epic lol Great cast and excellent script for this episode keep up the great work!!!

[ff7mkd4125]

One of the best things about these vids is how in every one near the end the ff7 logo would just pop out of nowhere these vids are way better than the crisis core dub parodies but those are great too

[up4sonic]

Ya know your voice kinda sounds like Gokus voice. lol I mean the guy that voices cloud.

[ultimaweapon225]

geatest vid ever

[primestar2008]

This is hilarious: Great script and great acting all around. I particularly like the Aerith (even if there exists the troubling thought that Aerith isn't a long-lasting character.....)

[Shikaru102]

YAYS! this episode came out 2 days before my birthday! i feel SOOOO special! :D

[DarkBladeAngel]

Hehe, I'd love to see Cloud dressed as a woman if they remake FF7 for PS3!

[Atrumar]

@SonsofSatire

I sure hope you consider Barret's aggression completely ruining the espionage approach in the Shinra ep over and over. I love that guy.

[HeatLegs]

@Atrumar Lol, that's a great idea!

[FFgurl4lyfe]

omg you guys are great!!! xD I love it so much lol

[ZaCloudDZX]

Loved. Every. Moment. So hilarious. Great acting all around, nice handling of this part of the game, and great writing. Absolutely awesome. Thanks for continuing this. :3 Would give 5 stars if they had 'em, but thumbs up will have to do.

[xkurodax]

I really like Aerith's voice :) Its really cute and bubbly, nice one! x

[ArtisticSpaz]

This was acceptable Kyol, most acceptable. Needs more of the guy who played Angeal though, that guy was fantastic and really added something to Crisis Core which I think FF7 is missing.

Apart from our missing Superstar, the writing worked and I'm pretty sure this game was only rated T for teen making every scene during this part of the game even more disturbing. Shuda been rated PG-14, most def

[123Aerith]

Barrett at the end=WIN!

[NeguruSucashi]

haha!! This made my day!! Cloud's ass is HUGE. XD

One word: Epic!! :)

[MetroidDude64]

Your ass is so big, you'd make a perfect hore! XD

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

XDDDDD I never would have thought Up-Lift would've been the choice for Corneo, but now that I've heard it, WOW!

I loved the 'it was a dream' plot twist at the end there.

"Hehehehe, your ass looks HUUUUGE! XDDDD" Ah, Aerith. XD

[MrFinal1]

Dude this is just awesome, keep them coming.

[Atrumar]

hahahaha... I'm done now. Fuck... last scene is epic

oh my god yugioh abridged is shit compared to this now

your writer written this with a full limit metre

[Atrumar]

Very skillful and artistic use of the whore running joke by the way, from prior episodes. That's how you keep a joke going, and you're definitely improving as you go. Well played, to whoever writes it.

[Atrumar]

Finally. Will comment went done watching or later. Awesome.

[Hitachi007]

I'm sure you guys have heard this thousands of times, but... SUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING! You're all seriously talented!

[Hitachi007]

Omg, I had to pause the video during the Barrett "interrogation" scene because I was laughing too hard. XD

[Animegirl456]

Finally... When I discovered your vids a while back, I was afraid that'd you'd be like everyone else and not update. I'm pleased to see that you've broken the vicious cycle of procrastination/lazyness/busyn­ess/whatever other excuse. And on that note, awesome job as always! Keep up the good work! Lol, Cloud has a huge ass, classic! You sir, are a genius.

[ROFLCOPTRB]

I just love Up_Lift. "Which one of you ladies will be sleeping with me?" xD

The whole thing with Cloud's huge ass and him being a whore was epic.

"OMG YOU'RE A MAN! But how can a man have such a huge ass?" "FOR THE LAST TIME, MY ASS IS NOT THAT HUGE!!!" "What was that about your huge ass, Cloud?" "He does make a great whore, doesn't he?" LMFAO

Yeah, big deal, I comment on all your videos. That doesn't make me some crazed fangirl or anything......does it?

[khislove12]

Yayys It's awesome as always!

cant wait till the next episode

[tygortora]

D'aww! Poor Cloud! lol, funniest one yet (in this series)

[odst4life123]

This episode is GREAT!!!!!

I don't care wut anyone says it is funny

[iammenikle]

Kyol! You did great...again! No lie you're the best abridged voice dubber I've heard!

[Phyice]

XD  Awesome job as always! Thank you for such a great episode!

[katethegreat19]

weee!!! xD Looking foward to ep. 6!!!!

[HeatLegs]

@katethegreat19 You were awesome in this episode.

[HeavyMetalBandz]

Hahaha! I like how Cloud has Lady GaGa for his ringtone! This was the best episode yet, with Cloud and his huge ass!

[FoxTailed08]

I'm guessing you were running low on ideas of what to sing in the opening theme. =P

Still, not a bad change there.

[FoxTailed08]

Also, HILARIOUS episode! ^_^

[kikikitty1423]

Amazing as always! Keep up the great work

[Auron225]

Awesome job guys! =D I loved Barret's interrogation! XD Poor Cloud - he's gonna become so self-conscious about his huge ass! =P

[kentuckyfriedpickles]

Why don't we have Barret for OUR interrogations?!?!?!?!

[GoddessOfSnakes]

XD I've been looking forward to this episode! No one can resist cross-dressing Cloud.

This series is so funny. Can't wait for the next one!

[BonkuriTokio112]

HOLY CRAP! This episode was so FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Great job guys.

Can't wait for the next one. =3

[VGFandub]

This was so funny! Good episode! :D

[LaComudeSessheInu]

I was seeing the episode, laughing and stuff LOL but then at 2:35 i said: hey! isn't that Lazard's actor voice? xD from the CC Parody? but before I could think it more... i was breathless and laughing so hard, and with tears in my eyes because of the 2:52 part! XD TOTALLY LOVED IT!!! PRICELESS!!!!