"Endgame" (Part Two)

[MrWuwu92]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG WITH SCOTT!? I WANT THAT SAD SO BADLY AND I STILL HAVE YET TO FIND IT

[DeltaSpartan141]

@MrWuwu92 see the endgame part 6 and see the credits, jon always puts the song or audio featured on the episodes, so maybe the song will be there.

[PSYchotic755]

dont like this comment whiel im plowing ur mother I MIGHT FORGET TO PULL OUT

[st1ckdud3]

Haha fave part: what are you on

Ch33f: ur mom

Bouncing on her big succulent titties

Riding her like a proud stallion on acids after getting 1st place in the Kentuckys derby

[cambo3559]

they made arby n the chief suck

[AnthonySpearton]

thats clearly a man.

[AeroDCFloyd]

it's so sad at 3:20, just some pieces broken makes everyone think they won't live forever. Since Season 1, The Arbiter and Master Chief have grown to be our "best friends" on You-Tube, and now they start losing their pieces... yet, I am watching this for the first time, and I don't know what's next.

[Ultrapyre]

Gotta love how Chief makes a joke at just the right moment every time it gets too dramatic.

[vegeta353658]

Ahhh, back when Claire had a guy's voice.

[halorockstar100]

he met clair in endgame and now look at se5ep13 just wow how long there relationship has been lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololol,ooolol­olllolloololololl1oolololooloo­oolololshift1!!!11!1!1!1lol

[CrzySnwman]

Okay, the video started, and then it stopped for a freaking Gerber add!!!

[darthmoo7]

anyone else notice that at 2.50 when he says ladies and gentlemen, the text at the top says "genitalmen"?

LOL

[MrHitmen007]

where is chiefs friends???

[SPARTAN170720]

any one notice that the add/commercial has the same people there

lol

[digitalmangaartist]

If you pay close attention, you can see Chief on the kitchen counter when Scott makes his cocaine sandwich.

[TheTechdeckmaster123]

do u know what a fleshlight is ... cuz i know XD

[daltondame2010]

203 people need to overdose

[kilulafo]

Running around with two pairs of pants and eating coke sandwiches....god i love scott.

[NotoriousGWN]

she talk like a boy lol

[AvengedSevenfold4L]

Is he eating a crack sandwich?! XD

[DarkandLightGaias]

Russia? In Canada? Whoa. :D

[zidaniux]

Cocaine pancakes yay!

[ReconSquirel]

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA BE LIKE WHEN I GROW UP :D

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I love me a cocaine sandwich

[fitz11boldin81]

lol waasting all the coke!

[i0wnui]

FALLING APART?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!

[TheSecretEye]

Master Chief's insults are hilarious. xD

[ak20sv1998]

eating cooak for breakfast or hes didnt find the sugar so he imprivize with coak :D

[JUSTHERE4THEVIDS24]

no one gives a FUCK about your son you stupid commercial cunt! i hope he gets a concussion and slips into a coma!

[supadude626]

"WOW HIVEMINDS"

"IM A COCK BY THE WAY"

HOLY SHIT

A GIRL!

DAT ASS!

[mlmalone20]

i miss last resort

[DMBWILLIAMDMB]

@mlmalone20 me to

[Gemberaapje]

4:40 LOL

[Ian2forget]

Wtf? How did chief get there!? 1:50

[paz2001]

@Ian2forget Damn, you're observant. :3

[DarkenAshify]

lol die bad guys you are bad guys and you must die

[MrDoItL4ter]

chinimas got 12000 vids! cool. ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

[MrBlistify]

roflcopter cocaine sandwhich

[Spuriusrex]

Lol the ending where Chief is arguing with that guy hahaha.

[tannercash88]

Who labels their drugs?

[SuperCoolWorldman]

I love how Master Chief always pisses off that same guy.

[UnIuckyChucky]

september 11 ftw

[chiosex]

Frikkin awesome!

[Caxton8]

cocaine sandwich? beats the hell out of mayo

[kilulafo]

@Caxton8 Is cocaine an instrument?

[HZuna]

Rofl ... why do I keep getting @messages for something i posted 3 months ago -.-

[Yrme98]

@HZuna because ur comment is at the top of the list so everyone is gonna see it

[HZuna]

@Yrme98 Rofl .... probably never gonna stop getting email notifications for that post >.>

[ghostie45]

which song at 3:00??

[IhaveSonar]

"Ladies and genitalmen" LOL!

[MixiBMixiB]

as soon as i saw scott take out two slices of bread i already knew what he's gonna put on them

[studioarts100]

press F5 to skip ads it works :D

[Thejin2027]

Anyone know whats the name of the song that plays when Scott comes out of his room?

[iFresh4]

0:30 to stop adds or press  f5

[XandWacky]

Jon has got to kick that Scott moron out. Oh wiat, its not them we care about ITS Arby and the chief

[Cod4superpwner]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE BIG BANG THEORY I CARE ABOUT IF I BIG BANG YOUR MOM

[bluepickle15]

She sounded like a guy O_o

[MrWiganBoyROFL]

Laydees And Gentlemens Introducing The Chocolate Starfish LOLOL ROFLL.

[grasspie]

Lol dont frighten me while im plowing your mother, i might forget to pull out :D

[CheezBurger198]

when he threw the cocaine down, did i see todd?

[nukesvids]

@CheezBurger198 Oh ya lol

[theruinedshadow4]

cocaine sandwitch and jelly yum yummy in my tummy LOL nah jk just a cocaine sandwitch i mean was that seriously cocaine cuz it dosent go good on bred.... lol....

[SSJM88]

not sure if i'm liking the human acting takes away from the humor of the chief and arby

[Spyker1011]

hahaahahha he eats cocaine with bread

[gmstokes]

what happened to cortana?

[LegoGlitch]

@gmstokes

Abducted by aliens (along with Todd and Travis).

They had no use for Cortana, so they put her in a space pod, and sent her flying into the sun.

The end of the episode "King" i believe.

[DesertionCries]

Scott, your doin it wrong.

[villerend]

Clairs a Dude

[TheValaproductions]

Just made my halo 3 machinima. Come watch it on my channel. I can really use the subs and helpful comments to make it better :P

[spidercoolj572]

NOOOOO they are falling apart =(

[Denthedragon]

Anybody see the Kramer portrait? :D

[donowid445]

noooo they cant fall apart they are for teh winz!!!!!

[Quocipher]

Tell me me, does Jon smoke and drink irl?

[BONOlikesPIE]

CHOKLATE STREFISH!!!!!!!!!

[EnGlave]

''holy shit a girl''

''DAT ASS''

lol

[masterchief5525]

i remember when i saw my first master chief action fig. i begged me mom to bie it

[triciaf61]

they cant die! why!!!!

[vegeta353658]

FUCK!

SHIT!

[masterdeth64]

to skip ads, refresh the page. 0:01 dosnt work

[tyler3802]

lol chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water. i love limp bizkit,

[skullbrick]

If I have to listen to another retarded football game commercial with that shitty "put your hands up" song, i'm going to slit my wrists.

[nufler]

2:42 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLO

[Colethecon]

"Jon CJG! Pick up the fucking pace or I swear I'll-"

"You will wat GIVE ME NEGATIV REPS?/ dont frightens me whiel im plowign ur mother I MIGHT FORGET TO PULL OUT"

Best damn quote of the year.

[thumbcraze]

You could have atleast had a real girl play as the GIRL

[Timur2010]

that cocaine really looks like powdered sugar

[FunkMasterFlex3]

@Timur2010 Well if it looked like cocaine he would probably be in jail.

[thedarklordx]

@Timur2010 no shit what did you think it looked like?

[ahmadqwer]

that son of a bi*** screw that hacker

[firedigimon99]

Whats the song when arbiter's helment fell off?

[DevotionTrance]

"YEH, COOL!" "mmm"*eats coke sandwich*

I lol'd at how much of a douche he was...

[hotaru1able]

my god i fucking hate the new youtube desighn, i'm just saying i cant track down the videos i waatched earlier with history...nor can i do a few other things

[thedarklordx]

@hotaru1able yeah comenting has become harder they really fucked up youtube with this new fangled shit

[Mudkip5409]

lol master chief is is talkin about limp bizkit :P

[SlimzProductionz]

this series makes me feel identified, both characters are awsome, hahaha.

[drummerboy672]

the chocolate starfish

[HZuna]

wut teh fuck he's eating cocaine o_o ???

[MrPainkiller616]

@HZuna mmmmmmmmmm cocaine sandwich yummy

[Coverfire14]

@HZuna That's how hardcore he is.

[crackbone22]

@HZuna cocaine sandwich XD

[Lleww68]

@HZuna HAARDCOREEE MUVVA FUGGA.

[ghostie45]

@HZuna yes

[Goramann]

@HZuna

ye after that scene i was all like ... ಠ_ಠ

[HZuna]

@Goramann You got to wonder though how he doesn't overdose on that!

[Eons4ever]

@HZuna he has an afro, duh

[MelonSmasherX]

@HZuna Cocaine Sammich! :D

[OwnJake]

@HZuna Why the fuck aren't you eating cocaine? :D

[kilulafo]

@HZuna ya sure you get a buzz from noming it too

[12Foofoo12]

@HZuna Probably a prop? suga? :D

[WayWePlay]

John Thats a Nice name.... umm is that a guy that says that or is it just me?...

[Necronlord101]

2:27 hahaha a fucking Kramer picture, thats amazing.

[jdzbest]

haha cocaine sandwich

[justforthelulzzz]

Thumbs up if you tried a coke sammich after watching this...



[Darkness1984]

for some reason the part where they start falling apart and chief sais "nothing lasts for ever" makes me really sad :(

[hiphippo96]

that is not how you ingest cocanie....

[YOMAMAXXL]

this episode make me crai :(

[friedman1962]

@YOMAMAXXL crying face

[xX0swampie0Xx]

@YOMAMAXXL lol me to itzzzz ssoooo saaaaadd when thei fall apart :(

[cruizer54]

JAJAJAJJAJAJA XD THIS GUYS MAKES TO MUCH FUNNY SHIT XD

[24JayZoe]

scott will die eventually

[Drakinus1988]

1:50 - 2:40  epic-whatever-it-may-be! xD

[stormchaser34869]

haha, i love how scott keeps falling down while trying to make his sandwich... "fuck!...fucking SHIT!"

[7raibyo]

so wuts ur name? (are u fuking serious?) LOL

[DeAndrizzlefyed]

lol, arby n the chief is the best ever!! I wanna buy the entire series!!!!!!!!

[tuxy11219]

poor arbitor

[lakers2003kobe]

The Cheifs insults are EPIC! haha. i gotta use the last one about forgetting to pull out

[keshaz12]

Literally eating cocaine for breakfast!

[chaosarrows66]

A cocane sandwich???

[TheKale808]

LOL! you look rtaRded

[1122CHINA]

Your mother,bouncing on her big suculant titties, riding her like a proud stallions on acid after coming 1st place in the Kentucky derbies

[geekymgee]

lol scott = IDIOT XD

[holydragonforce]

bad bad bad

[kraken880]

Who is that?

I have no idea

I laughed so hard

[tyc20]

lol i think the cocaine pack is sugar

[flyingcheesestudios]

@tyc20 im pretty sure its just a bag of flour

[gooberface145]

boobies :)

[JohnFuent3s]

hahaha the new roomate is funny, lol cocaine sandwich much?

[SANGRIENTO29]

O NOES! i dont want them to fall to pices that soo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :C

[MegaSplash1]

XD this was stupid but funny for some amazing reason,lol chiefs jokes are getn better LMAO!!!

[mrexplodingduck]

When cheif said: "your armor aspl0ded" I thought Arby got a boner XD but then his helmet fell off and I was like Oh! XD

[JohnFuent3s]

@mrexplodingduck me too! lol

[Meteorito494]

DAT ASS

[royalguard2000]

NOOOOO! Arbiter and Chief are falling apart!

[WoWfan1338]

2:50 Limp Bizkit - hot dog LoL

[frodosauce]

lmfao, scott always cracks me up...

[LovePrevail]

cocain's a helluva drug

[liljus626]

omg a crack sanwhich

[Thedeathkid]

any1 else pissed with the ads?

[bassmzero]

@Thedeathkid Come on guy, it's only like 2 minutes of your time before your video at most, and theyre what pays for the video you're watching.

[tharlienicepower132]

@Thedeathkid dude its ads they got forced to do em hut up dick

[RezRector]

@Thedeathkid without ads you wouldn't be able to watch this

[swatsticker]

@RezRector without us, there would be no youtube.

[Davidt963]

lol rofl fleshlight from ebay!!! JON CULD HAVE USED IT TOO!!!

[Ghore359117]

:(((((( arbitur and cheif are dying :(((

[FinalPrototype1]

i love all the episodes its so entertaining. Also, I love halo

[ven380]

WOW master cheif actually talks normal when he says DIE BAD GUYS and STOP BEING BAD

[DeeROCK93]

I don't want to play the stupid Flash game... and I don't want to watch the stupid anime movie... stop these ads! :P

[masterlego117]

lolzwut scott?

[DeemonSeehorse]

that girl sounds very guy-ish.

[bonfire302]

@DeemonSeehorse well its still digital pheer but his voice was simply pitched higher

[TheNogre]

@DeemonSeehorse she/he is a guy lolz its pretty funny though

[chassqarciaa]

sugar sandwich

[flytrap1234]

the cocaine is just suger of flour

[Darkman19091989]

no wai!

[Roything707]

mo way rly

[qcumbers23]

sugar of flower???

[yazz2301]

@qcumbers23 its kinda like powder

[ramses437]

stop being bad!! LOL

[greensnake00]

oh no arbiter and John might die waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[NewAgeNomad93]

very few things make me more sad than my old toys breaking... :(

[crockroks32]

Scott's coccaine= 8 pounds of sugar

[williemay100]

dont frithens me whiel am plowieng ur mother

[Rahman413]

bad bad bad bad

[Icycoldshin]

looks like sugar o_o

[USMCCowboy360]

Scott looks like a douche but damn where he keep getting all the coc

[cartertsumi101]

mmmmhmmm peanut butter and crack sandwich!

[justila123]

Arbitur :D

[MrThehunter101]

surprised face :O kewlthough :D

[AnythingDark]

They will never die. They are eternal ^.^ :)

[biowepcosmic]

this is a doches

[darkwrath85]

the girl sounds like a guy o.o

probably is