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  • U are so kind..the perception...good sense...Your fan from Brazil

    ORLANDOABJ

  • Well with pirates of the caribean, you could totally assume the identity of Mrs. Sparrow and that would almost be normal, at least compared to some people's obsession with pirates as a result of those movies.

  • Oh i have watched all your videos now :)

    Started like one hour ago ^_^

    I´m from Sweden and it´s great how i learn so much english just beacuse of your videos!

  • well at least you have the prettest eyes now :)

  • i had to wear an eye patch for about 6 months in junior high because some chode decided it would be a good idea to put a pencil in my face.......and then kids also called me one eyed willy for the next 2-3 years......what a chode.....so as revenge to your sister you should cut half of her hair while she sleeps very unevenly mind you and video tape it and put it on youtube....that would be sweet sweet revenge

  • hahah aww u poor thing, ur so cue

  • lol. my sister is evil too..she peed in my cup and said it was apple juice..and I took it to school and yeah..thats my embarassing moment..I was in the 1st grade...I still hate her for it but I forgive her..

  • Well alls well that ends well. You now have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Movie stars, pin up girls, included.

  • LMAO haha that made me laugh for the first time today!

    thanks jill!

  • **YOU POOR THING** let me kiss it, I'll make it all better.

  • nothings really embarrassing when youre only 6 years old

  • No, loz5, you porn fuck.

  • No, itsallgood25, go stick it out the window. The world will be a better place once you finally figure out what to do with your penis. The world doesn't revolve around your cock.

  • And just what kind of youtube name is ballsweat79, anyways, eh?

  • oh yeah, deanriam, and just what're you?

  • You should have just told the kids that you were a pirate and if they didn't shut the fuck up you'd send them to Davey Jones' locker.

    Or you could have just ransacked their lockers for booty!

  • Yeah you should have, that is such a good idea!

  • luks like you need a sploodge check :P

  • sounds like a bunch of stupid whores to me:P

  • very stupid!!! get something more interesting to talk about and stop pauseing for the dramatic effect.....

  • What's the point of having two channels, these videos could easily fit in your other channel, you're just an attention whore!

  • i'd tap that :P

  • I wonder if she freak if I put my penis in her eye?

  • Wow I had the same eye strengthening exercises, patch and the name calling at school and I dont even have a sister! Your eyes sure are beautiful from this side though Jill! :)

  • lol, i love you one eyed willy

  • Great, do another one of these videos and you'd be responsible for suicide.

  • what the hell wus that? -.-

  • Stop the video at :53 its hilarious!

  • your so annoying! shut the fuck up already!

  • well i have a 'friend' also named one eyed willy... he'd very much like to meet you

  • So ur 26, gotcha

  • i wish i was born as a pirate. i think i would make a really kewl looking pirate. with my little red gottee thingy.

  • wat, r u 6 years old?

  • Man..that's brutal. Ouch. I kinda have to laugh at the "One Eyed Willy" reference. Only because we're the same age. And that movie had a huge impact on everything. : )

  • Would have been so much better if she broke out your teeth! Then you can have a golden grill and still sport it till this day!!!

  • i saw you naked last night

  • you wish

  • therapy, Americas answer to everything...

  • now I so wanna see you dressed up as a pirate

  • everbody's first impressions? Hot ..yep i can read your minds!It's stronger than us Males... Poor Men =/

  • Your hot... yes

  • I put my vid response on faintstarlites vid she has a nice collection. She seems like a nice person too, I have another vid response to you in the works. xo love ya

  • yeah id give ur a pretty good poke too.. possibly a lick?

  • fart you

  • yes i'd give her a good poke also.

  • you are a turd

  • breesrealdad....hmmm i'm a turd eh..

    coming from an honest man who likes to drink his own piss i'm unsure if this is an insult or compliment.

    funny how a man who drinks piss can become full of shit..

  • It's a compliment. Accept it gracefully.

  • ooooh... i'd give you a poke!!!

  • sick bastard

  • ya, ok, I looked it over a second time and it's a good story. i mean, at age 6 wearing an eye patch? It's embarrassing for sure, but it's not a moment, it's two months! It said embarrassing moment.

  • Really, you were called "One-eyed Willie"???? I'm so sorry... Really now, are you kidding me? That's what many guys nickname their penis - LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF, she's a real hottie, but like, who the hell cares that your friend poked you in the eye when you were a kid? Geeze...

  • ew u perv...wtf thats not embarassing....

  • stop talking and just show us yer tits

  • ba-da-bing.

  • why arent any of these things embarrassing?! they are just unfortunate.

  • At that age it sounds like a cause for revenge! lol

  • ur eyes r pretty like the rest of u ♥

  • PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tommorrow will be the best day

  • well u got pretty eyes now

    check me out on myspace music "nick rage" for real

  • i would stik my penis in her eye.

    oldschoolman u can shut up u strange fuk, u probly get bullied by hoes....

    who ever that is in the video if u see this messarge gimme hooola...XxXxXx

  • common people it's a confession and it's painful one so if U meet her in reallity don't go too close to her eyes

  • congratulations you won 1st place in the world news tonight anchorwoman position when can u start?

  • Gasp...started feeling squeemish at 0:18.

    Don't mind me; medical stories scare me.

  • Who the hell cares?!?!

  • I remember.

  • Think you can tell a boring story and I'll listen just cause you're good looking? Think again.

  • you should talk- try making a video of your own..

  • u make me do Sex wee

  • Your a purv get a life, ill admit shes pretty but you have no right to say something like that to her, xxdeedee.

  • That would suck not having anything close to your eye.Your boyfriend would be piss.

  • PISSED

  • 615*478*5997

  • great vid - made me laf.. still lafn!!!

  • were u making this up? it sounds scripted albeit funny. must've hurt by a lot. u sound like a character from avenue q when u first start talking. not in a bad way tho, idk which; i forget the name.

  • no this is a real story.. i love ave q!

  • I just gave ya 5 stars! And favorited this video...Beautiful!

  • Your Hott!!!

  • Very cute little emberassing story!! one eyed jillie willie LOL :)

  • nice eyes now

  • well atleast it was you eye where she poked u ! ha ha ! ;)

  • Wouldn't 'one eyed willy' a reference to The Goonies rather than just due to you name being Jill?

  • it was a joke :)

  • Now I feel silly - this is my embarrassing moment :)

  • Yarrr! avast ye mateys it be "one eye jilly"

  • Your sister seemed like such a sweet and gentle person... I guess you never know about some people.

  • ouch!

  • I was the baby in our family and I can totally relate. The oldest siblings are just mean, evil people, and you all know who you are, grrrrrrr. :)

  • That is a really sweet video Jill!

  • like i already told you i can't decide on a response from 3 stooges to pirates to goonies... so you get.... yuck yuck yuck.. .arrrrrrr me matie and the truffle shuffle

  • I have great eyesight, and if my brother ever did that to me, I would have strangled him Homer Simpson style (which wouldnt be too bad, cause Homer always fails).

    Everyine in my family except me wears glasses, so they are safe from that.

  • does your sister look like you?

  • if you look at my video Titled "My Trip" under xgobobeanx's account.. you can see her :)

  • "One Eyed Jilly" would be a good mob name. One eyed willy ... well, it makes you sound cocky.

    (I'm so disappointed in myself for that comment.)

  • Ooohhh! That's Baaad! :S

    You SHOULD be disappointed in yourself. :p

    *shakes head in disbelief*

  • my sister did the same thing, but the reprocutions weren't as bad. luckily i didn't have to walk around with an eye patch. (just a bruised eye) haha. i guess that's what sisters are for!!!!

  • evil sister!

  • My siblings used to pin me down by sitting on me. My sister would act like she was gonna spit in my face. She would start giggling... fart... and once even wet her pants.

  • I had to wear one for awhile and loved it. Cars would stop on green lights to let me walk, at stores people let me go ahead of them. Well those are the only 2 good things that happened. But I really like those 2 things and...now I shut up.

  • Oh dear, PTEPD 9post traumatic eye poke disorder)

    Arrrr.I guess she didnt scratch your cornea?

    Wait until she is in a nursing home,and go and hide her glasses!

    Revenge is a dish best served COLD!

  • It could have been much worse than embarassing.

  • Was it one of those freaky flesh colored ones?

    Or was it a cool black pirate one?

  • Dude...it was a sign. You were suppose to be a pirate!! Looking good!

  • one eyed willy huh.... (rubs chin) :) dont wurry i wont call ya that ;)

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