Well with pirates of the caribean, you could totally assume the identity of Mrs. Sparrow and that would almost be normal, at least compared to some people's obsession with pirates as a result of those movies.
i had to wear an eye patch for about 6 months in junior high because some chode decided it would be a good idea to put a pencil in my face.......and then kids also called me one eyed willy for the next 2-3 years......what a chode.....so as revenge to your sister you should cut half of her hair while she sleeps very unevenly mind you and video tape it and put it on youtube....that would be sweet sweet revenge
lol. my sister is evil too..she peed in my cup and said it was apple juice..and I took it to school and yeah..thats my embarassing moment..I was in the 1st grade...I still hate her for it but I forgive her..
No, itsallgood25, go stick it out the window. The world will be a better place once you finally figure out what to do with your penis. The world doesn't revolve around your cock.
Wow I had the same eye strengthening exercises, patch and the name calling at school and I dont even have a sister! Your eyes sure are beautiful from this side though Jill! :)
Man..that's brutal. Ouch. I kinda have to laugh at the "One Eyed Willy" reference. Only because we're the same age. And that movie had a huge impact on everything. : )
I put my vid response on faintstarlites vid she has a nice collection. She seems like a nice person too, I have another vid response to you in the works. xo love ya
ya, ok, I looked it over a second time and it's a good story. i mean, at age 6 wearing an eye patch? It's embarrassing for sure, but it's not a moment, it's two months! It said embarrassing moment.
Really, you were called "One-eyed Willie"???? I'm so sorry... Really now, are you kidding me? That's what many guys nickname their penis - LOL!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tommorrow will be the best day
were u making this up? it sounds scripted albeit funny. must've hurt by a lot. u sound like a character from avenue q when u first start talking. not in a bad way tho, idk which; i forget the name.
like i already told you i can't decide on a response from 3 stooges to pirates to goonies... so you get.... yuck yuck yuck.. .arrrrrrr me matie and the truffle shuffle
I have great eyesight, and if my brother ever did that to me, I would have strangled him Homer Simpson style (which wouldnt be too bad, cause Homer always fails).
Everyine in my family except me wears glasses, so they are safe from that.
my sister did the same thing, but the reprocutions weren't as bad. luckily i didn't have to walk around with an eye patch. (just a bruised eye) haha. i guess that's what sisters are for!!!!
My siblings used to pin me down by sitting on me. My sister would act like she was gonna spit in my face. She would start giggling... fart... and once even wet her pants.
I had to wear one for awhile and loved it. Cars would stop on green lights to let me walk, at stores people let me go ahead of them. Well those are the only 2 good things that happened. But I really like those 2 things and...now I shut up.
U are so kind..the perception...good sense...Your fan from Brazil
ORLANDOABJ
orlandoabj 3 years ago
Well with pirates of the caribean, you could totally assume the identity of Mrs. Sparrow and that would almost be normal, at least compared to some people's obsession with pirates as a result of those movies.
shred5 3 years ago
Oh i have watched all your videos now :)
Started like one hour ago ^_^
I´m from Sweden and it´s great how i learn so much english just beacuse of your videos!
Tiiwl 3 years ago
well at least you have the prettest eyes now :)
methetom1 3 years ago
i had to wear an eye patch for about 6 months in junior high because some chode decided it would be a good idea to put a pencil in my face.......and then kids also called me one eyed willy for the next 2-3 years......what a chode.....so as revenge to your sister you should cut half of her hair while she sleeps very unevenly mind you and video tape it and put it on youtube....that would be sweet sweet revenge
randomwrrds 3 years ago
hahah aww u poor thing, ur so cue
goldbeauty88 3 years ago
lol. my sister is evil too..she peed in my cup and said it was apple juice..and I took it to school and yeah..thats my embarassing moment..I was in the 1st grade...I still hate her for it but I forgive her..
Kratz01 3 years ago
Well alls well that ends well. You now have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Movie stars, pin up girls, included.
kazoobeans 3 years ago 5
LMAO haha that made me laugh for the first time today!
thanks jill!
TayFab 3 years ago
**YOU POOR THING** let me kiss it, I'll make it all better.
XboobtubeX 4 years ago
nothings really embarrassing when youre only 6 years old
Goblet0fire 4 years ago
No, loz5, you porn fuck.
smellydiarrhea 4 years ago
No, itsallgood25, go stick it out the window. The world will be a better place once you finally figure out what to do with your penis. The world doesn't revolve around your cock.
smellydiarrhea 4 years ago
And just what kind of youtube name is ballsweat79, anyways, eh?
smellydiarrhea 4 years ago
oh yeah, deanriam, and just what're you?
smellydiarrhea 4 years ago
You should have just told the kids that you were a pirate and if they didn't shut the fuck up you'd send them to Davey Jones' locker.
Or you could have just ransacked their lockers for booty!
ZapHater 4 years ago
Yeah you should have, that is such a good idea!
KatieAvidav 4 years ago
luks like you need a sploodge check :P
getchofatassbackhere 4 years ago
sounds like a bunch of stupid whores to me:P
angrytick 4 years ago
very stupid!!! get something more interesting to talk about and stop pauseing for the dramatic effect.....
ballsweat79 4 years ago
What's the point of having two channels, these videos could easily fit in your other channel, you're just an attention whore!
deanriam 4 years ago
i'd tap that :P
loz5 4 years ago
I wonder if she freak if I put my penis in her eye?
itsallgood25 4 years ago
Wow I had the same eye strengthening exercises, patch and the name calling at school and I dont even have a sister! Your eyes sure are beautiful from this side though Jill! :)
gleegirloz 4 years ago
lol, i love you one eyed willy
anthonyjkwan 4 years ago
Great, do another one of these videos and you'd be responsible for suicide.
wodehousepg 4 years ago
what the hell wus that? -.-
Cortni521 4 years ago
Stop the video at :53 its hilarious!
Ccgirl4 4 years ago
your so annoying! shut the fuck up already!
missvincent97 4 years ago
well i have a 'friend' also named one eyed willy... he'd very much like to meet you
mattymc90 4 years ago
So ur 26, gotcha
wabdinur 4 years ago
i wish i was born as a pirate. i think i would make a really kewl looking pirate. with my little red gottee thingy.
zitan17 4 years ago
wat, r u 6 years old?
bubblelicious98 4 years ago
Man..that's brutal. Ouch. I kinda have to laugh at the "One Eyed Willy" reference. Only because we're the same age. And that movie had a huge impact on everything. : )
K80Blog 4 years ago
Would have been so much better if she broke out your teeth! Then you can have a golden grill and still sport it till this day!!!
snatchblaster 4 years ago
i saw you naked last night
myownservant 4 years ago
you wish
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
therapy, Americas answer to everything...
Wackiest 4 years ago
now I so wanna see you dressed up as a pirate
BillyBughead 4 years ago
everbody's first impressions? Hot ..yep i can read your minds!It's stronger than us Males... Poor Men =/
Gameplayery 4 years ago
Your hot... yes
pseudochicken 4 years ago
I put my vid response on faintstarlites vid she has a nice collection. She seems like a nice person too, I have another vid response to you in the works. xo love ya
riverjustin 4 years ago
yeah id give ur a pretty good poke too.. possibly a lick?
tobtob123 4 years ago
fart you
BreesRealDad 4 years ago
yes i'd give her a good poke also.
motogpphil 4 years ago
you are a turd
BreesRealDad 4 years ago
breesrealdad....hmmm i'm a turd eh..
coming from an honest man who likes to drink his own piss i'm unsure if this is an insult or compliment.
funny how a man who drinks piss can become full of shit..
motogpphil 4 years ago
It's a compliment. Accept it gracefully.
BreesRealDad 4 years ago
ooooh... i'd give you a poke!!!
kapoop123 4 years ago
sick bastard
BreesRealDad 4 years ago
ya, ok, I looked it over a second time and it's a good story. i mean, at age 6 wearing an eye patch? It's embarrassing for sure, but it's not a moment, it's two months! It said embarrassing moment.
bunnyrabitfour 4 years ago
Really, you were called "One-eyed Willie"???? I'm so sorry... Really now, are you kidding me? That's what many guys nickname their penis - LOL!!!!!!!!!!
superturbodiesel 4 years ago
WTF, she's a real hottie, but like, who the hell cares that your friend poked you in the eye when you were a kid? Geeze...
superturbodiesel 4 years ago
ew u perv...wtf thats not embarassing....
xo1treehillox 4 years ago
stop talking and just show us yer tits
spazwit 4 years ago
ba-da-bing.
italianguyfromny 4 years ago
why arent any of these things embarrassing?! they are just unfortunate.
MandyC1968 4 years ago
At that age it sounds like a cause for revenge! lol
cinnaraisnbagel 4 years ago
ur eyes r pretty like the rest of u ♥
gudskater 4 years ago
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tommorrow will be the best day
lolson123 4 years ago
well u got pretty eyes now
check me out on myspace music "nick rage" for real
NickRage 4 years ago
i would stik my penis in her eye.
oldschoolman u can shut up u strange fuk, u probly get bullied by hoes....
who ever that is in the video if u see this messarge gimme hooola...XxXxXx
xxdeedee 4 years ago
common people it's a confession and it's painful one so if U meet her in reallity don't go too close to her eyes
dextercro 4 years ago
congratulations you won 1st place in the world news tonight anchorwoman position when can u start?
AlbertBenjaminHoward 4 years ago
Gasp...started feeling squeemish at 0:18.
Don't mind me; medical stories scare me.
NavyOfMotiono 4 years ago
Who the hell cares?!?!
Bnicleve 4 years ago
I remember.
samuelbecket1977 4 years ago
Think you can tell a boring story and I'll listen just cause you're good looking? Think again.
bunnyrabitfour 4 years ago
you should talk- try making a video of your own..
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
u make me do Sex wee
xxdeedee 4 years ago
Your a purv get a life, ill admit shes pretty but you have no right to say something like that to her, xxdeedee.
oldschoolman123 4 years ago
That would suck not having anything close to your eye.Your boyfriend would be piss.
HappyJackSlade 4 years ago
PISSED
HappyJackSlade 4 years ago
615*478*5997
lanieluke 4 years ago
great vid - made me laf.. still lafn!!!
hottyotty 4 years ago
were u making this up? it sounds scripted albeit funny. must've hurt by a lot. u sound like a character from avenue q when u first start talking. not in a bad way tho, idk which; i forget the name.
flyingfish5 4 years ago
no this is a real story.. i love ave q!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
I just gave ya 5 stars! And favorited this video...Beautiful!
SweetCharlotte1977 4 years ago
Your Hott!!!
jllrue 4 years ago
Very cute little emberassing story!! one eyed jillie willie LOL :)
riverjustin 4 years ago
nice eyes now
snaponit 4 years ago
well atleast it was you eye where she poked u ! ha ha ! ;)
WEBTHIEF 4 years ago
Wouldn't 'one eyed willy' a reference to The Goonies rather than just due to you name being Jill?
AndrewBattley 4 years ago
it was a joke :)
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
Now I feel silly - this is my embarrassing moment :)
AndrewBattley 4 years ago
Yarrr! avast ye mateys it be "one eye jilly"
bosscain 4 years ago
Your sister seemed like such a sweet and gentle person... I guess you never know about some people.
AmateurAstronaut 4 years ago
ouch!
faintstarlite 4 years ago
I was the baby in our family and I can totally relate. The oldest siblings are just mean, evil people, and you all know who you are, grrrrrrr. :)
MentalLapse 4 years ago
That is a really sweet video Jill!
dannysmithirocz 4 years ago
like i already told you i can't decide on a response from 3 stooges to pirates to goonies... so you get.... yuck yuck yuck.. .arrrrrrr me matie and the truffle shuffle
toneburst20 4 years ago
I have great eyesight, and if my brother ever did that to me, I would have strangled him Homer Simpson style (which wouldnt be too bad, cause Homer always fails).
Everyine in my family except me wears glasses, so they are safe from that.
Brooklynxman 4 years ago
does your sister look like you?
seahawks37tds 4 years ago
if you look at my video Titled "My Trip" under xgobobeanx's account.. you can see her :)
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
"One Eyed Jilly" would be a good mob name. One eyed willy ... well, it makes you sound cocky.
(I'm so disappointed in myself for that comment.)
bnessel1973 4 years ago
Ooohhh! That's Baaad! :S
You SHOULD be disappointed in yourself. :p
*shakes head in disbelief*
djdevo 4 years ago
my sister did the same thing, but the reprocutions weren't as bad. luckily i didn't have to walk around with an eye patch. (just a bruised eye) haha. i guess that's what sisters are for!!!!
fallentwinkle 4 years ago
evil sister!
makemebad35 4 years ago
My siblings used to pin me down by sitting on me. My sister would act like she was gonna spit in my face. She would start giggling... fart... and once even wet her pants.
NutCheese 4 years ago
I had to wear one for awhile and loved it. Cars would stop on green lights to let me walk, at stores people let me go ahead of them. Well those are the only 2 good things that happened. But I really like those 2 things and...now I shut up.
Justinmazing 4 years ago
Oh dear, PTEPD 9post traumatic eye poke disorder)
Arrrr.I guess she didnt scratch your cornea?
Wait until she is in a nursing home,and go and hide her glasses!
Revenge is a dish best served COLD!
TankCarl 4 years ago
It could have been much worse than embarassing.
geronerikson165 4 years ago
Was it one of those freaky flesh colored ones?
Or was it a cool black pirate one?
Machination1 4 years ago
Dude...it was a sign. You were suppose to be a pirate!! Looking good!
gildersniff 4 years ago
one eyed willy huh.... (rubs chin) :) dont wurry i wont call ya that ;)
am1gv 4 years ago