Dawn Of War 2 - Heavy Bolter Madness

[MrSzymonix]

Madness?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[Tyris1013]

Unlimited ammo... of fury inside my backpack! >:) says the Devastator

[wild50gunner]

needs more daka

[GeekEnglish]

I would like to see the ammo bill.

[TheFoilGuy1]

@GeekEnglish Meh, give it to the tech preists. Like the Astartes care.

[cammyds]

how do you rotate the camera?

[soldatmesteren]

@cammyds Holding down the ALT key should make it possible to rotate the camera.

[cammyds]

@soldatmesteren cool thanks

[mrbattlenet]

Space marines = Spartans in space

[AsherPR011]

Too bad the tabletop Heavy Bolters aren't this good...

[KnarkPekka]

@AsherPR011

Lucky for me (ork player) they aren't as many as in this movie. Besides, heavy bolter is a heavy weapon and i could easly break that gun line ;..;

[thestormsguardian]

you are now about to have a really bad day, all five seconds of it.

[caspian1993]

Dont mind me, Im just contemplating how Epic Grey Knights would be as an army in DoW2.

[AzariahKyras]

engineers nowadays: bullets can't damage tanks!

tech priests: challenge accepted

[Wingcapt4]

This is what you need to execute the perfect bounding overwatch maneuver

[Punisher4bmw]

The WH40k omaha beach extreme only 100 X more brutal:D that a bulletstrom , rain of bullets:D , valley of death for the enemyes of the Emperor:P

[1987Challenger3]

turn off gay music and let us listen to the bolters please

[KRAUSER0130]

thats what i call bulletstorm

[EinheriV]

Thumbs up for Bolt Thrower!

[killerfire23]

Picture the terminator gunning down the cop cars in Terminator 2. Except picture him as an even more ridiculously OP tank with an OP gun. Then picture 30 of them.

[GhostWolf130]

now THIS is a firing squad!

LINE EM UP AND KNOCK EM DOWN BOYS!! WOOOOOOO!!!

[noodzintheblue]

shitty day to be an ork lol

[Holt588]

So many fist sized mass reactive explosive shells filling the air it's glorius

[TGZero]

I am Heavy Bolter Guy, and this is my bolter.

[GnosisZX]

Black templars with heavy bolters when you absolutely positively need to purify and destroy all that threatens mankind

[hiahapla]

@GnosisZX Black Templars don't use any Type of heavy weapons as far is i know.

No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!

[GnosisZX]

@hiahapla This was a special day and the black templars loved it

[thundara32]

@MechaCN An ANGRY MARINE wouldn't use a fucking laspistol. Laspistols are for PUSSIES.

[Kamokot]

I used to field this many heavy bolters, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Chayraz2]

It cost 400,000 requsition to fire this many heavy bolters...for 12 seconds.

[vwang2000]

best bit: 0:00-01:35 

[YuriPRIMEpoland]

Hmm, hoped to hear some goodness of their fire sound...

[zacjhyor]

NOT ONE STEP BACKWARDS!

[TheMegamanDevil]

Ultramarine: this is not approved by the Co.. Dark Angel: YEAH HEAVY BOLTERS ALL THE WAY, WE WILL BLAST ALL INTO GORE, WE WILL HOLD THE LINE UNTIL WE DIE...

Radio: fallen angel detected in vicinity

Ultramarine: where did all the Dark Angel devastators go..........WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR IS TH............

[101darksamus]

i love how both of the top comments are like BLAH : BLAH BLAH BLAH

[mpereirawolf]

This is SPARTAA!

[nerdinthebackroom]

oh im sorry. what that YOUR army?

[TomQuoVadis]

I see border control is doing it's job properly.

[purikov]

"IG are good at holding the line" they said

[ArtificialViolence]

Well We all the Heavy Bolters aren't the real cause of this destruction but actually that HERO OF THE IMPERIUM of a Tech Marine

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

fuck muscle

[Buemmo]

@TheSnowOrb in the tabletop their rocket jetpacks can also explode when taking off... so-yeah they can!

[MrLawrenceV]

And you thought mass marine was overpowered in Starcraft. 

[ThePejhmon]

*Avitus summoned the horde*

Avitus: "More corpses"

[ShadowTheHeavy]

LOOK AT YOU WITH ALL YOUR TINY, BABY GUNS!

[Bloodangel129]

Needz moar dakka.

[sidewaysrofl]

what dawn of war is this

[LordFrostwind]

You tink datz enuff dakka hummie?! You'ze not even close. MORE DAKKA!

[magmos]

Love me some heavy bolter.

[SPARTAIN088]

Heavy Bolters: the counter to everything

[tanith117]

@SPARTAIN088 cough leamanruss cough cough... oh in Dow2 my bad

[soldatmesteren]

@tanith117 You better go see a doctor with that cough sir.

[tanith117]

@soldatmesteren yeah cough probalbly should cough

[SkysFantasy]

@SPARTAIN088 Then came one Baneblade

[2h4d0wDK]

@SPARTAIN088 Bioplasma? :P Deepstriking(Spores) Tyranid Warrios :P

[D2v0n]

@SPARTAIN088 except melee.

[Redfingers]

@SPARTAIN088

Everything squishy and fleshy, yes.

One tank and game over :P

[partytor11]

what if it came 1000 squigs (spell) :D

[wowu5]

13 persons didn't hear the message.

[LukeGeoDude]

duh.. boss? we'z gettin' shot up!

[nerdsta23]

I just imagined them all saying GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[twillyXD1]

orks are fucking stupid...

[memback01]

Why are the orks launching into the killzone?

[SinerAthin]

The Orks forgot to 'duck and cover'...

[caboosefan1]

@SinerAthin duck and cover? HAHA! cover is for heretics!

[BurkeandHare7]

1 thing- owned

[Stroocker]

WTF ?



[Jingjangkekeke]

Bolt Thrower and Warhammer 40,000 are SO made for each other, no words are enough to express this.

[deathslice60]

They didnt stand a chance...............

[ChaosMugetsu]

the orks were probably thinking: "WE CAN DU EET!!!!!" *jumps in*

[KraftyMagician]

Warboss: Right, you stormboyz jump on over to tha humies and we'll cover ya! It can't fail!

*Smiles in the knowledge of a masterful plan*

[LordDrakeMalice]

The Last Wall

[mechaelite]

Well. Looks like the emprah has found something more useful that one hundred baneblades...

[Solarchos]

Damn, that is some serious dakka.

[Marcel333222]

how did you do that with the individual troops Devastor

[soldatmesteren]

@Marcel333222 Kill two of the guys in a devestator squad and you are left with one guy equipped with heavy bolter.

[Techcom13]

@soldatmesteren That doesn't work!

[mrkhein99]

you SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[mrkhein99]

DEATH SQAD!!!!

[ManaattiMake]

Space marines FTW

[ILostMyIcecream]

DAKKA GUUUUUUUUUNZ!

[tldragonking]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[shadow123474]

can you plz tell me the name of the song and who does it :P ::D

[soldatmesteren]

@shadow123474 As the nice description says: Music: Bolt Thrower - Granite Wall

( :

[shadow123474]

@soldatmesteren yeah i saw that just after post that comment =)

[RoombaBoomba]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... oh wait...

[genxer250]

12 people are orks

[bigbad1000do7a]

Never ending hail of Devastation FTW

[MrBaileyman]

is this retribution

[soldatmesteren]

@MrBaileyman No this is not Retribution. This is vanila Dawn Of War 2.

[TheArrancar44]

So much dakka.... It'z zoggin' bootiful...

*Single Manly Tear*

[Spartan120]

"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dakka."

[TomorrowDreamer]

God damn you choose epic music bolt thrower ftw!!

[kenners1993]

if DoW 2 had what are known as movie marines then one of those could do all that

[PlayOnWordsMyBand]

@kenners1993 exactly what i was thinking

[BlackTemplarSgt]

Superb!

Discipline, courage, fury, brotherhood, and a heart full of righteous hatred for the filthy non-human. THIS is the way of the God-Emperor.

[Bailey2468]

Space Marines: When you absolutely have to hold the line.

[N00b1n4T0R64]

@Bailey2468 Baneblades: when your tired of holding the line

[OtherSideOfArgument]

@Bailey2468 FFFUUUU its Guardsmen! Space Marines are for when the line is held and someone has to take credit. T_T

[Khaenz]

Yummy... ork meat! Tastes like mushrooms because they evolved from mushrooms!

[Russianppshfun]

Achievement Unlocked: Way too much DAKKAfor teh BOYZ

[Klomster88]

@Russianppshfun You can never have too much dakka.

[leehocking514]

I love how every storm boy who lands there gets blown to pieces :P

[aekhoo]

Needs moar dakka.

[Gurgleschlortz]

Ork soup.

[gondor14013]

@ultrascales press teh alt key and yu can zom in and move around

[AgentOrange685]

BOLTAS!



[repein2]

 MEET!

[shadow123474]

i like the music most ! well i like WH 40 K too but...

[shortynpa1]

Those guys got fucked

[Sangheilitat117]

Fuck yeah, way to use Bolt Thrower's Entrenched.

[crazy4sian]

TOO MUCH DAKKA!

[Syko7s]

So the wrong song. Should have been Its Raining Men

[asplass96]

I would ask if any orks were harmed in the making of this, but i know better.

[CrayZtwin1]

Achievement Unlocked: "Mulching Effect"

[Donnerbalken28]

Ork:Euh..Boss? Diz Marine-Boyz luks sum kind of danger...

Boss Shut up ya git,we claim more skullz for da...

(other side of the battlefield)

Techmarine:Target killed.Well done brothers

[cooler3737]

I would definetly run... mainly cuz I'm a heretic... xP

[fignal]

never enough dakka.....

[rajko19]

f***ing firing squad!

[soldatmesteren]

@ultrascales To get a close view, I used the scroll on my mouse. If you hold down the alt key whilte moving your cursor you can rotate the camera.

[CrushedByATank]

Now that... IS FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lordrevan571]

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRA FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@lordrevan571 You mean,

FIRE! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!

Or

THE EMPRAH'S NAME IS ON FIRE!

[ninjapig537]

yes to all you people who thought what the prks did was RETARDED it was. It takes a man with balls of steel to charge 20 or so guys, decked out in light tank armor toting giant ass machineguns, with an assault rifle.(or any ork anyday of the week)(a retarded ork)

[Djgontsify]

manhatan projects incorporated reccomends that you run, seek shelter, and duck-and-cover

LOL

[Djgontsify]

manhatan projects incorporated reccomends tat you run, seek shelter, and duck-and-cover

LOL

[darkpyro75]

can u plz do raveners?

[mistle26]

yeah, those bolter rounds are fucking ghetto, a real bolter round is the size of a fucking coke can with a small rocket on the back of it.

[chaosdeemon]

@mistle26

>a real bolter round

[25angel20]

Mmm-mmm Green Swiss cheese

[scoutguydaly]

yeah black templars!

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

oh please, we all know that orks cant shot worth crap. they would probably do more damage throwing their guns at dem 'umies than shootin' 'em

[theemporour]

"thus is the fate of the enemies of man"

[vidioinspector]

those orks clearly didnt listen to the beggining message

[MrJOJOyoshi]

1.04 -1.08 reminds me on Matrix Revolution.. You know what i mean ?:P

When all these robot guards in such a huge swarm attack. And the people with their Fightmachines shot on the robots. ;P

[Rassoul44]

how do u make everyone have heavy bolters in th squad plz reply

[soldatmesteren]

@Rassoul44 Kill the two other guys in the squad. Leaving one squad member, that will automaticly give him the heavy weapon.

[Sn1p3rMAX101]

@soldatmesteren how does that make sense

[soldatmesteren]

@Sn1p3rMAX101 How does what mase "sense" ?

[Troop3r666]

@Rassoul44 that only happens in the campaign, would make multiplayer unbalanced if all 3 had heavy bolters

[Atompilzy]

run seek shelter and take cover ooh YES!!!!

[90Anirudh]

WHAT A PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[bombadola12345]

cmon lads they will run out of ammo hopefully

[clarencezer]

i guess that what they mean when they say YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[Tyranidnuok]

theres a deff er ince (lol crappy ork acent) da killa kans a piooted byy grots deff dreds ar for boyz!!!!

[AdAmDIDTHAT]

"cmon lads dey'l run out of ammo sumtime, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

[DamnedUsernameThing]

Either that Killa Kan was using extra extra extra extra hard armor, or the space marines traded their fist sized heavy bolter bullets for normal bullets, because it took WAY too long for that Killa Kan to die. Each heavy bolter bullet would've put a giant dent into the Killa Kan's armor, meaning it would've been dead the first time the space marines fired their heavy bolter ONCE!

[soldatmesteren]

@DamnedUsernameThing I use jacketed hollow points in my heavy bolter, so it's not so great for armor ( :

[vidioinspector]

@DamnedUsernameThing OMFG y wont people realise that there are no killa kans in DOW II they are deff dreads!

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@vidioinspector Ok, Jesus, you don't have to yell and scream about that. I don't even have Dawn of War 2

[halfvampire2]

@DamnedUsernameThing Meh its a game with balancing in it. In the real game a strength 5 heavy bolter can't hurt the armor of 12 or 13 on a killa kan, but I do see where your coming from :D

[TheDjLolz]

@DamnedUsernameThing it wud probably breaktrought in a couple of shots, considering that boltershells actually explode

[halotree18]

Flanks are for pussies.

[mastardchief]

@halotree18 oh yeah and tanks are for dicks

[SirusDiarota]

Like and favorite for the intro alone.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

[Taliesin109]

lol they didn't get anywhere NEAR the space marines!

[kevin44371]

MORE DAKKA DAKKA BOY'Z MORE KILLY LESS DYEN YA GITZ!!

[Commando61]

I wish the hamster that's making my internet go slow, RUN FASTA!

[rjhogan07]

i just realized how much effort that u must put in to kill specific people in ur squads just to get the guy for the vid. kudos to u man, cudos. (yea isplet it different. its youtube.)

[TheDoomsock]

0:39 ESE HUMIES ARE SPARKIN' UP ME TRUKK!

[gyarados09]

'oy boss, da stormboyz just got all shoot'd up by da 'umies!

now dat's DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!'

[DI4B0L1CALg3n1u5]

see how long a army of necrons last :D

[XoChrisoX1000]

fuck that if that was real and you were a imperial

[FedorovAvtomat]

Was that a Killa Kan? I couldn't tell it was glowing like the friggin sun.

[soldatmesteren]

@FedorovAvtomat Yes that was a Killa Kan, it's just called Deff Dread in dow2.

[jayshock89]

@soldatmesteren Deff Dread is a Space Marine Dreadnaught that's been hijacked by orks.

[adamisttoll]

@soldatmesteren you know that the killa kans are smaller deff dreads?

[soldatmesteren]

@adamisttoll I don't know nothing. Email me if you want a guinness

[Unit93JV]

@adamisttoll Nope! Deff dreads are operated by orks, kill kans by gretchings......

[Taliesin109]

@Unit93JV have you played DoW series? like the Winter Assault, and Dark Crusade?

[Unit93JV]

@Taliesin109 all of them. :P

[Taliesin109]

@Unit93JV In those ones i just mentioned the killa kans have the orks piloting

[crazy4sian]

@Taliesin109 That was probably a mistake on Relic's part. According to the lore, Killa Kans are smaller and piloted by Gretchins whereas Deff Dreads are bigger and piloted by Orks.

[Taliesin109]

@crazy4sian yea probably

[Dantaroen]

wow orks be having a bad day haha XD