Steal car, avoid Church

[dragonpullman23]

I have to give the kid credit, he is a rather good driver for a 7 year old. I don't see a scratch on that car.

[TimothyStuartRiches]

LOL! The hosts are on the kid's side with this!

[tjigg]

Religitards, before you go off ranting that your belief is the only truth and evolution is a load of crock, please first do some research. Actually look at what's contained in the theory you're automatically dispensing away with as 'crazy' before doing so. I saw comments below about why there are still monkeys around if humans evolved from them.... What fool fed you that crap? Humans are most closely related to chimps and apes, but we did not evolve from them. We share a common ancestor.

[theshninja]

The kid's clearly been playing too much Grand Theft Auto.

[Silvervayne12]

I bet he gets all the chicks at daycare

[Joemomma1268]

@Payka92 Well we think evolution is ridiculous too. But we can't disprove mutated fish monkeys. So you can stick to your theory......

[Joemomma1268]

@Payka92 I think you need to get your head checked you brat. Jake is right, you cannot disprove religion so quit act like you know shit because you don't.Let people have their beliefs, you dumbass.

[JAKESTER410]

@Payka92 Where did you get that from? I don't think I'm smarter than them, I just know they're not smarter than christians. They both share a theory, and both have their holes. I personally lean towards christianity, and you lean towards evolution. That is just fine. Yeah, I'm ignorant because I don't believe that humans came from monkeys? Nice logic there, a-sap. I'm blocking your comments after this, sorry, but you're too naive. Bye, have fun with that retarded monkey theory.

[JAKESTER410]

@Payka92 Oh no, I'm not bashing anyone either. I'm just conversating with toy. I read all about it. We came from monkey which "magically" turned into humans. Yeah, sure. I would MAYBE consider this theory but there's the hole that there's still monkeys on the earth. So, um yeah. Don't say anything about people's beliefs being stupid when yours isn't fact either.

[JAKESTER410]

@Payka92 Hey man, if you want to believe that we came from monkeys that fucked fish frogs, be my guest, I on't bash your "theory" if you bash ours.

[JAKESTER410]

@Payka92 Not all christians shove things in your face. People like you (Not you specifically) constantly make fun of christian belief and shove evolution bullshit to us. We don't like it. Just like you, we can't disprove of evolution. I'm sure we're all created of retarded fish frogs that had buttsex with monkeys.

[AndrosForever]

Lol I never stole my parents car, but this reminds me of this one time when I was 6 and I went to play in my mother's car. I accidentally took off the manual break and the car rolled down the small hill and hit a brick wall. You can imagine how pissed she was XD

[DonavonLasseter]

Poor kid's probably getting cornholed by the preacher.

[ZXXTT]

Kid your going to church for a loooooong time.

[Juggernaut2030]

After he got out of that car he ran fast as hell into that barn. Part atheist part Kenyon all runner lol

[SodomGomorrahWaDC]

I hope the cops raped that little faggot's asshole when they got back to the station.

[Ch1naManChan]

@SodomGomorrahWaDC Well the same thing would have probably happened at church

[Tommonius]

@Ch1naManChan LOL great comeback : D

he did not want to get poisoned by their lies :)

[dany3241291]

Next Nascar Driver.

[labelfree904]

See?? this is how you know church is bad- when our kids are stealing our cars!

[iTzGiNz]

Must have been a catholic church.

[mspookie]

@iTzGiNz More like a baptist church. baptists are the most retarded sect.

[iTzGiNz]

@mspookie umm at least they read the bible . . . Last time I checked the bible says to call only god the father but you walk around calling priest father as if he is god. YOUR BAD, LEARN YOUR SHIT!

[lilmel3k]

Damien? :/

[turangadelphi]

LOL this kid has some balls. Respect.

[SteveThePCGamer]

Grand Theft Auto: Young Generation Edition.

[chrisdogan]

@letsfhuckingrage lmao! like the usual suspects have em' all in a line

[sinancans]

that s why religions are dangerous LOL

[eldoritoman]

This is the type of people that visit /b/.

[2000mudkip]

good job kid!

[mike444170]

That Isn't Fantastic To Show...

Church Is A Fantastic Place, You Meet The Most Fantastic People There!

Though, I Still Wouldn't Recommended Showing This...

He's Only 7, He Wouldn't Have A Fantastic Understand On There "Right' And "Wrong" Church Is A Fantastic Place, And If Anyone Would Disagree...

Enjoy The Fact Of Calling Yourself A Monkey. Your Title Does Describe Your Efforts.

[smythchristopher]

@mike444170 what the hell are you talking about.

church obviously can't teach you how to spell.. or speak for that matter.

[TheMagicalLemon01]

@mike444170 You know what? Your NOT Fantastic, because you overused the word fantastic, Isn't that Fantasic Mr. Fantastic.

[TuucciZ]

@mike444170 If it was up to you, I bet the title wouldn't been something like "Atheist Monkeyboy Is Not Fantastic And Escapes Fantastic Church"

[lmFromNorway]

@mike444170 Why Do You Feel The Need To Capitalize Every Fucking Word You Type? It's Twice As Time Consuming, And Looks Twice As Stupid.

[andrechi]

Run kid!!! RUUUN!

[Aprilshowersss]

good for you kid!!! Run from those brain washers!!!!

[bumskolie]

lol git it

[nopacze3]

FEAK

[RobZiak]

@nopacze3 FEAK?!

[rahilkiani]

Clever kid. Doesn't want to be brain washed with their terrible lies.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

See! Children are atheists.

[bezale]

Thou shalt not commit GTA

[xxdanxx888]

omg when he grows up he is gona laugh so hard for what he did and all his friends too lmao!

[gregwadden]

Poor kid was probably being abused.

[twilightchickfangs]

he hates god

[FallingRabbit]

omg xDDDDDDDD too hard man too hard!

[munkybalanar]

the police should shoot that little shumacher!

[greenday2k8]

thats fuckin epic!

[Kilivor]

Chingados, cual es el pedo con este wey?

[JakeJNyc]

hahahahahaha

[ElPoetaRosarino]

hjjajaajjajaj como sale corriendo el muy desgraciado jajajjaja

[freshgames4life]

I really dont tink that stealing ur dads car and driving away with it is not really a thing u shoeld do just 2 miss church!

[dhanson34]

Id like to avoid church and taking my parents car too

[Casterjeans]

are you 7 years old? haha

[psycmx]

hahahahahaha !!!!!!

[airnef]

hahaha, thats awsome XD

[tydurden11]

ahahaha

[srteyo]

Jiji, jaja, ¡qué gracioso!

Pues se podría haber llevado a cualquiera por delante. Ni puta gracia.

[ethanM088]

MAD LITTLE CUNT! MAX RESPECT M8

[WS6TALS1]

His family must go to the Westboro baptist church....

[vicmora]

we might see him again in cops in a few years :D

[chapusongs]

good for him, better do that that go to church

[atomed2]

I´d do that to avoid church too.

[smthngdffrnt]

??????

Profit!

[lillamen]

la wea idiota k llega a las noticias

[fristytron]

como me mola trollear un video que ha colgado algun yankee :D

[laden500]

ajjajaja anda k empiezan prontoooo los cabrones y mira como sales x patitas jajajajajajajjaja

[Gacka007]

pls write english noobs xDDDDDDD

[rech21]

mama vergas = Sucker!!! do u happy?

[bastian2515]

gacka i know!

XD

[Gacka007]

why know? :))))))

[rafaelhsouza]

WTF, PQP, Kraio...

[Txapv510]

¡El nuevo Vaquilla!

[cangrejeras]

Tengo el ejercito de mis cojones. Comepollas.

[Laverne666]

hay malnacidos como felipipi en este mundo que merecen ser colgados... pior elegir un nick tan sumamente absurdo y por decir sandeces tan grandes y ofensivas.

La proxima vez cierra la boca.

[Grijano]

Epic fail !

[LuisinLandaes]

wena cisarro

[sananimals]

Con dos cojones

Por cierto menuda mierda de policia que teneis en cuanto hacen el quilometro en siete minutos¿?¿¿

menos burger king y mas lechuga comedores

[felipipi]

tan mala policia y no tenemos ETA !!! Que mierda de ejercito teneis vois?

[a77punk]

Teneis algo peor...

[felipipi]

el mundo tiene algo peor... TU

[drownnn]

callate felipipi panchito

[cletozub]

WOW He did that to avoid church?? He's my hero. I wish I could do that so many times when I was a kid.

[deibi28]

wow its a mothaf*****n bart simpson lol!!

[kemita]

Grand Theft Auto blamed again. Surprise!

[TerminalFrost]

FUCK THE CHURCH

[intravenousdreamss]

Por que el coche se mueve como si lo frenasen despues de que el niño haya bajado.

Ya no saben que mierda inventar.

[q7ura3]

Por que estaría la marcha metida

[Miikii]

lo dejaria con la 1ª puesto, y se calaria.....no¿

[7e7suoShima]

es automatico ;)

[bobito17]

FAKE, fuckin idiots

[iamjordandavoll]

not fake.

its was one the news all monrning.

in your words

"fucking idiot"

[LouieRocks88]

Yeah!!! Fuck going to church!!!

[tightfisttung]

Forcing children to go to church (or forcing any other religious education on them) should be illegal!

[112358miau]

Thanks for thinking. There's too much people who can do that. ;D

[Fedelo80286]

Esto solo pasa en un pais donde los automaticos son mayoría. Que venga el pendejito ese acá, en Argentina, a menejar cualquier coche con caja manual (y en unas calles destrozadas)

[alfilo]

Pues vente tu a españa, aqui los gitanillos te conducen un automatico, un manual y lo que les dejes...

[Mikel9]

eso llega a pasar aki y sogecable empezaria diciendo que la culpa es de los videojuegos y que hay que prohibirlos, y le seguiria Antena3 echandole la culpa a los juegos de rol.

[112358miau]

Menuda mierda. Que vuelva la antigua Tele5!! T.T

[ellolo13]

yo una vez me robe un ruleterro, pero ya tenia como 13

[NINTENDERO]

jajajaja pinche mocoso, me recuerda a mi cuando le robe el carro a mi tio

[Selphie84]

Los monos teneis coche? joer que avanzados estais :D

[eRCaDi]

policias?

[feeeerchota12]

para mi en la iglesia en donde estaban el cura lo qizo abusar sexualmente y pobre chico se tubo qe escapar asi...

[yellowedith]

I love it! I grew up in Salt Lake City and was forced to go to church the whole time I was growing up. I hated it! Have you ever sat through 2 hours of listening to old ladies cry??

[landikitoh]

Tu eres el Vaquilla, alegre bandolero... (8) XDDD

[Teviadar]

Ahora le hechais la culpa al GTA

[joecoolmx]

maldito GTA. Servido

[nuto007]

jaajajja ya te digo tu juegas al gta4 online?

[rogercat23]

Que crack!!! Sabe mucho y tiene futuro!!! XDXD

[cristian65]

Lo mejor de todo, es que el niño, aparte de conducir mucho mejor que muchos adultos, se escapa porqué no quiere ir a la iglesia xDDD.

[kofqns]

Who the fuck likes Church anyways. Damn, If had known that was his reasoning, I would've called shotgun.

[krappenfest]

lol at kofqns

[greysong5]

Lol...

Thats the funniest shit ive seen in a while. Hes a good driver too

[selesnetlog]

Jeheheh, con doh cohoneh :D

[MrHercules232]

eres un heroe chaval........................

[miguelitoyea]

que le harian en la iglesia pa hacer eso.

[bollyto07]

Era el Vaquilla en versión moderna, bueno a ese no lo pillaban de nano je je

[m4kin3t0r]

es un fake!!

[feeeerchota12]

GOD FACK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pingujarl]

FAKE!!!

[jaum3]

Este crio es mi heroe, y el de homer...

[steveox1961]

I cant wait til Democrats aboilsh religion. Obamas pastor is right,, GOD DAMN AMERICA!!

[steveox1961]

Thats why Religion is stupid. Even Bill Maher is right that Religion is phony and make believe. The Bible is just a bunch of made up fairy tales just like " Jack & the Beanstalk & Santa Claus with Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" And Heaven is just an Imaginary place just like Never Never Land. Religion is a very dangerous thing to preach to anybody. Why you think Arabs are blowing up buildings,Planes and suicide car bombings? Because the word of Allah told them to.Even kids know its phony

[JAKESTER410]

@steveox1961 ...You can't disprove, just like christians can't prove it either. So why not just drop it.

[youutubestinks]

mohamed they are mormons not christians, mmm and what about the sunnit kids running from shiites and viceversa? poor kids been slaughtered or stoned cause they are not the real Allah descendents in every faction opinions, c'mon

[MothaFucka85]

haaaaa lo huvieran derribado con una lluvia de balaaaaas!!!!!!!!

queria ver sangreee!!!! o.0

haha ok no... U_U

[mohamedak47warrior]

See what happens christians are shit look at that poor kid run

[misco16]

era Fernando Alonso de pequeño, Hammilton hubiera espetado el coche

[P3lirrojo]

De todo el video lo que mas me gusta es la estupida sonrisa de la presentadora... eso es dar ejemplo señorita.

[waveador]

por mucho que sea automatico...si no llegas a los pedales no sirve de nada...por lo que no es real, es una coña...de todos modos que sea automatico es lo de menos...hay un video de callejeros muy bueno donde se sube un camara con un chaval de 10 años en coche...y no es automatico...

[29Philipo]

lo del chaval de 10 años no es de callejeros es de un reportaje sobre Can Tunis una barriada que derribaron en Barna para ampliar el puerto.Aun y todo flipas con el criajo

[JANDROMAN83]

punto uno, vale si, es un automatico (la mayor mierda de coches). y punto dos, me parece de puta madre q se someta todo a duda, igual tu eres tan tonto q prefieres tragartelo todo y tal

[barrakudat]

pelotudos incredulos , es una caja automática. Son movimientos normales.

No sometan todo a la duda....

[riddik5]

Es verdad el coche hace un raro como q rebota y no creo q el peso d un niño d 7 años mueva tanto la amortiguacion tampoco!

[nefertitivolt]

pero por que se ve que cuano el niño sale del auto se ve que auto frena... no???

que raro....

0.0

[llemtube]

joder es aprenderos una palabrita tipo fake y la usais pa todo, iros a morder bombillas o algo si estais amargaos con la vida!

[legonidax]

0:11 FAKE, se nota que cuando el niño sale del coche alguien pisa el freno

[TheKaiq]

es un coche automático :)

[polloalmole]

caja automatica.

[alfrenium]

tus huevos son fake

[marquisdejolie]

Aw, isn't that cute!? A future Congressman!

[alvaroyvalde]

joder yonkis ya dais pena esto ya lo vi

[hastalogo1]

ten en cuenta que aunque yonkis sabe todos los videos que tu has visto, este se les ha debido de pasar...

[chesterbcn]

jajajaj

[acorazado27]

My question is what church? the Mormon or the Catholic

[acorazado27]

never mind both are the same shit

[t4int3d]

haha

[acorazado27]

or jaja

[longaika]

Joder, el chaval puso la "P" de la palanca de marchas AUTOMÁTICAS. Se nota que no habéis conducido un AUTOMÁTICO en vuestra vida.

[redderlol]

pheiq

[Falkirk]

Its not fake people... Any wierd video are fake now??

[rhipone]

joer con los fakers( los que dice que es fake) todo es fake, veis mas conspiraciones que el fotografo conspirador de Futurama, acaso no os acordais del vaquilla en España?

[TolFlame]

FOKA

[TITOZISKITO]

fake

[batugeisaaa]

Fake,Fake,Fake,Fake,Fake,Fake,­Fake,Fake,Fake,Fake,Fake!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[nixeocoro]

FAKE

 a leguass

[vikinga]

hay k joderse...cn lo k m costo a mi sacarm el carnet y conducir decentemente y el niño de 7 conduce solito y x lo k se ve lo hace bien xDDDD

[jlsevilleja]

es un fake claaaaaro. mirar como despues de bajarse el niño el coche se mueve y se frena "solo"

[altacocos]

se nota que has llevado muchos coches automaticos...

[jlsevilleja]

muchos no he llevado.... llevo uno, el mio! gañan que eres un gañan!! jajaja Passat-DSG te vale?

[jroniac]

La policia americana deberia dejar de comer donuts...

[borghia]

FAAAAAKE

[G4m3Sl4v3]

eng..?? robo el carro de su papá para no ir a la iglesia que acaso es el anticristo??

[antonionattydread]

este niño es ahora mi ídolo, ojalá hubiese yo podido hacer eso para escapar de la iglesia!!

[farlukitorzam]

Vaya putos payasos los presentadores si con 7 años hace eso con 15 atraca bancos

[voxhammond]

si es que las visten como putas

[yonomateatomy]

El cura siempre sentaba al niño en sus rodillas

[cheppito]

JAJAJAA

[realidadaparte]

If it was really to avoid going to church. Very well done kid!!!

[fausti1981]

No se donde esta la gracia, alguien podría resultar herido, a los padres dos guantas no le vendrían mal y al niño otra.

[ColossusCave]

Lo dices como si esto pasase en este caso, pasa todos los dias a todas horas..

[santiagoeldiez]

jajajaja es mas peligroso que mono con hojilla