Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

[veercide101]

He jeremy lin'd his dicc lmfl

[sammorgan31]

He made it his bench...

[TagRation]

1:23

"At least, he has proved that not all asian men are small"

hahahahahaha, can't believe they put that on the news.

[Zir3ne]

Fuck benches, get money.

[BiracialGoddess]

This man has set a new benchmark for public indecency :P.

[manduhX0X0]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[wiitarded23]

best party ever.

[humrH2360]

And people accuse Japan of being perverted.

[aspiero1]

mam.i think dad is cheating on you

[lollipopsforever1301]

See that's whhy I love having a pussy cuz it won't get stuck anywere besides a pe-nevermind

[halffead]

Lol. man he needs some pussy real bad !

[kcinr75]

Xian said he was in the park celebrating the opening.........of the Beijing Olympics.

[wuichopr79]

@leddeath80 lol

[shadacer0]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Bench Press"

[hiramchik]

Damn. The holes in those benches are so small (read what it says 43 seconds into the clip). How the hell did he get it in there in the first place?!! Didn't he realize it wasn't coming out?!!!

[sollibop]

Why didn't he just finish off, pull out and fall asleep? I'm guessing the bench asked for his number and he panicked.

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

im guessing he likes bony women

[2xnkote]

HAHAHAHAHA etc.

[TheAksoldier]

i think he was planking and accidently slipped his penis in! lol

[leddeath80]

those moans made me feel bad.....

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

In his defense though, that bench was pretty hot!

[deanmullen10]

awccch! :/

[Gamerf1sh]

looool FAKe aND GAAY

[Saigont]

I actually feel sorry for him. Hopefully those moans were from pain and not from pleasure... if they were then that's just sick!

[ImpmonX]

Lol this is what he gets for humping public chairs.

[Storminator54]

Only in Hong Kong...

[mrkiller963]

Hey not everything in the translate was correct but was funny

[Halobenzene]

I guess you could say he was in the hot seat...

[JackB359]

It was on the news?

[Trcls]

Peter Adam Cartel Rebadomia!!!! Arvin John Banag

[squallofreeves]

Japanese dudes has a lot more ways to get on with their sexual fetishes. Like Hentai, or buying that sex robot, or paying a hundred bucks or so to fuck teenage girls. I guess benching doesn't apply to them.

[dimitryryutta]

you know,maybe next time he should use some protection,or some lubricant,or you know,jsut not try to screw a bench next time at all

[dimitryryutta]

you know,maybe next time he should use some protection,or some lubricant,o yo know,jsut not try to screw a bench next time at all

[againstmarj]

He sounds like the laughing shark in Strange Wilderness.

[alokraja1]

having sex witth a park bench !!>?? Now what do you call this type of people?? park benchosexual???

[MrEmadshalabi]

At least he has proved that not all Asian men are small XD

[RedheDude]

Thanks Cracked XD

And honestly, as stupid as this guy is...aren't we all thankful we get a laugh at his expense? Plus they even saved his schlong, so you don't even have to feel guilty about laughing at him.

[antonio610]

Why?

[priotique]

ajip

[Mormoka]

This is in Hong Kong not Japan :| seriously people..

[iheartsynxD]

LOL

[stormy001]

I cannot brain this at all. Speechless.

[buddylikeguitar]

he had a big dick, HAD*

[needle444]

"at least he has proved that not all asian men are small"

Just 90% of them. Right?

[vadont]

what a dumb ass ¬_¬

[BasshuterZ]

This is top 2 in most strange sex with strange stuffs.

He had sex with Bench and his dick have stucked in...

i have readed this...

There are people who had sex with:

lamp

Table

cars....

[o3oBARTo3o]

@BasshuterZ CRACKED got me here too

[BasshuterZ]

@o3oBARTo3o haha :)

[sinner071]

...

um.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[johnnameworks]

That must of been one tiny hole.

[WatsDaWurd]

............i don't blame him.....

[WigginsPete]

"Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... yeah, it's stuck in a bench this time."

[MrHandsomePsycho]

A steel bench can be very sexy, better than nothing ! Horny Benches make me feel OHO

[dessiesdoneit]

bench took it like a pro

[bambarby]

What the fuck. I doubt that last sentence was said by the reporter lmao.

[projexstudio]

OMG! bench lost its virginity~

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

i like howthey say "his bench"

[mrmidget94]

he had it commin

[pierepresentative8]

Oh god this was on my birthday. D= And I was turning 12 too that meant it was the year of the rat which I was also born in.

[QWERTYCommander]

@pierepresentative8

This was on my birthday too. I was also turning 12.

[pierepresentative8]

@QWERTYCommander Wow. We were born on the same day of the same year... are you my long lost twin or something?

[QWERTYCommander]

@pierepresentative8

Maybe.

[snowboardbabe218]

HAHA! How would you respond to this call?

[LeninfromUSSR]

no wonder he fit it in, asian penis

[HowlsInTheDistance]

Cracked sent me.

[SubscribesToEveryVid]

But the penis was so swollen...

That they ended up having too...

Thumbs if you thought they were gonna say slice off his dick.

[gerudgutierrez]

did he died?

[LittlePikachu]

I think these 3 words perfectly describe this...situation:

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[pretorianguard1]

Poor guy.

That must have hurt like SHIT!

[QuadCore120]

Before He called for help:

.

I bet under the bench the birds thought it was worm and started pickin on it! LOL

[flyworld3]

All that moaning... he must be having a great time.

[lifeguard4life1993]

THAT IS....DISSSSSTUUURRRBIIINNNNGG­GG

[blackwood1s]

oh that silly asian man :)

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

hahahahaha ahahahaha wow. REALLY?

[bealtespip123]

Hah a ha. Remember to not stick your penis where it don't belong!

[bigdaddy999daddy]

Och is he enjoying it fuck man

[MrHerrowDer]

Sadly Funny !

[girlingreensocks]

he sounds like hes kind od enjoying it

[artman40]

I don't want to imagine the potential children.

[azn88hunni]

his moaning is so goddamn annoying, maybe he should have considered everything before he started fucking A BENCH

[lukassnakeman]

fluffeetalks was talking about this

[Pokemariofan107]

I expected to be laughing through this entire video, but the sound of him groaning and whimpering, really made me feel bad for him... and made me fell like thats GOTTA FUCKING DAMN HURT. Also, I'm chinese and that girl was not speaking manderin

[uhkuma]

@Pokemariofan107 I LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME. ROFL AT THIS IDIOT

[Pokemariofan107]

@uhkuma Yeah, what a retarded horny idiot.

[Hersh3yKiss]

at 0:57 i was like.... oh shit they didnt cut it off did they?!?!?

[TheBayStar]

The man should have bought a sex toy instead. *face palms*

[assy02]

lol and they said not all asian guy are small ......sure.

[RockyBalboa211]

...Why? That's the only question I ask.. WHY??

[kevinlisqum1]

lol what a fucking dumb ass!!!!!!! there are alot of  dumb ass people out there

[kirbiak90ZX]

@kevinlisqum1 i will say that in that part of the world it was, for a long time, illegal to give birth to a female. well maybe not illegal, but u cld only have one child and u'd want it to be a male so it cld take care of u and ur family...

[unabletounderstand]

"And it just goes to show, not all Asian men are small." ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[CyanideXCloud]

Gee, I'm horny. Oh look a public bench, just my luck! FFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[KirstyBandicoot1]

omg thats got to hurt my husband is like he deserved it im like what

[khatholic]

he sets a new benchmark for kinky sex eh?

[musik890]

those holes are tiny...

[deathandria]

FAIL!

[DuoMillenia]

dude, most of your translations were completely off.

[nekitapuppy]

lmao ya asian men r small! like wtf one of thoes holes is .5in

[lydiad452]

lmao hes like crying the whole time hahah

[spidyp77]

dude work some money for prostitutes

[jagus12]

I wonder how did the police respond, I mean, you just call and say "Hello? Theres some guy humping and steel bench in the park"?

Oh well, I guess thats kind of typical in Japan...

Anyway...

He totally...

*puts on sunglasses*

Had it cumming...

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!

[BoogieOoggieWoogiez]

David Caruso ref ftfw my friend.

[Machdude]

The guy is Chinese dude.

[wnjr]

@jagus12 Hong Kong isn't Japan, dumbass.

[jimmygil]

@jagus12 its not japan, judging by the language.

[ZALHERA666]

@jagus12 dumbass, it's China. They said in the new that it's in Hong Kong.

[jagus12]

@ZALHERA666

Oh well its almost the same thing :P

[PrinceXilla]

@jagus12 This was in China.

[pierepresentative8]

@jagus12 The guy was in Hong Kong not Japan. Why did a racist get so many thumbs up?

[jagus12]

@pierepresentative8

Hey I confused China with Japan! Why does everyone makes such a fuss about it!?

[pierepresentative8]

@jagus12 Because they are too completely different countrys would you mistake England with Scotland? Despite what country you were talking about the comment is still racist.

[jagus12]

@pierepresentative8

Well I wasnt paying atention to where this happened, I was thinking about how could possibly a man could be humping a steel bench and making bad puns about it

So confusing two countries is now racist? Wow I didnt have a clue...

[pierepresentative8]

@jagus12 Well yes but I meant the racist part was saying it was typical. Why would that be typical in China? Or Japan?

[jagus12]

@pierepresentative8

It was a JOKE

It wasnt meant to be taken seriously

[youlovemaryjane]

@jagus12 This was in Hong Kong, actually...

And in case that doesn't make sense, Hong Kong's not in Japan, stupid.

[jagus12]

@youlovemaryjane

Sue me

[youlovemaryjane]

@jagus12 That would be a frivolous lawsuit.

[KrnBoyKevin]

@jagus12 it was in china

[Vinilguy]

@jagus12 Because Beijing is in Japan...

[MaybeNelson]

@jagus12 I'm pretty sure this is in China lol

[BLakK998]

@jagus12 its hong kong as in China not Japan

[o3oBARTo3o]

@BLakK998 OMG. most people who don't know asian countries just automatically relate them to japan. kinda annoying.

[o3oBARTo3o]

@jagus12 I wonder how many foreigners know that HONG KONG isn't in f*cking JAPAN.

[xxDeadHeartzxx]

@jagus12 it's not from japan.

[AdorzAaliyahSince94]

i bet he now has a fear of benches and anything that resembles the hole he was stuck in....wow...

[BeyawnceH8er]

I bet listening to Beyonce inspired him to do that.

[wssher]

lulz thats what U get for dicking a bench rofl.

[disbuylshite]

And he gets the prize for asshatery in my book.

[Keyashaterry13]

Lmfao

At least he proved that not all asian men are small!!!!!

[samanthalouisquento]

LMAO!! yeahh...

the tagline is soooo funny... hahahaha..

that guy was damn stupid..

[Keyashaterry13]

Very. lmfao

[dabigdawgggggggggggy]

owned

[TwosComplement]

OMG What a dumbfuck

[chiikaboomfan]

ouch that is very stupid though!

[xia0cabal]

Wow i guess his too lonely LOL

[aazocurries]

couldnt afford a flesh light

[achemachew]

Those things are bad-ass! I wanted on but i settled for a cheaper one.

[SeBl93]

Stupid ???

[SeBl93]

STUPID ???

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

oh look at that bench now im so horny im gonna stick my dick in it... SHIT ITS STUCK!

how the hell did he stick his dick in such a small hole in the first place?!

[Surggirl10]

Do they not have sex toy shops in Asia? This is truly pathetic.

[foodlovingpig]

They guy totally had it cumming. At least until his dick got stuck.

[KG808]

My penis hurts.

[SerpentBlack1126]

LMAO WTF??

[StrengthyHonor]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a fruit cake !!!!!

Whats this world coming to !!!

[JordanMaster22]

what if he just ripped it out?

[RipJack645]

he should have had his dick cut off and out of the gene pool

[dogsarecool222]

Only in Asia...

[DVB77]

roflmao this is hilarious but also so sad

[MisterShinster]

OUghhhh OWUGHHHHHHHHH

[KurshyKursha]

omg....thats just wow...i kinda feel sorry for him cuz it ended up on the news and just....poor stupid stupid man.

[candycane520]

................great.........­..

[Jumanji0028]

Cries of pain dont really need translating. Sick lonely man, almost feel sorry for him except for the retardation part

[Jamesyb0i]

at least he had the balls to call for help XD

[KurshyKursha]

couple more hours and thats all he would have had left

[itSahotNeSS]

eww thats disgusting i bet he was embaressed after that

[Poisonseed]

What a benchwarmer btw...

[Poisonseed]

WOOHHH! AAAHOOWW! OOOHHH! *Blood splatter on the ground* MOHHHH! WAHWAHWAH! AAAOOHHH!

[water4life25]

He must hav been super desprite 2 hump a bench but lol

[Demetri790FX]

OMG this is so fucking funny i cant stop laughing

[paperkutz93]

LMFAO not all asian men are small

[ultimateacdcfan]

xa00ax0ax0xa0ax0ax00a

[1337BF2]

That park is fucked!

[NickyDahl]

Poor Chinese

[psplovr]

Quagmire!

[loshermanosmexicanos]

XD thats hilarious

[Eidrog511]

"Hey look, it has a hole in it! I guess the only solution is to fuck it"

[cheetohs316]

its a guy thing