Dynasty Warriors 3: Defining EPIC in videogames

[boiprof]

This is like baby pictures. It was great then but now that your older and seeing it so sad its hilarious

[gtafan110010]

feel the power of my maa-a-a-hhhggg-i-i-ic

[thykapow]

Pressing 3 is my new favourite thing!

[Potatoslice]

it was good, but there is a lot better clips in dw 3, and i say this cas im a real freak for the game

[Kamikaze5064]

Zhang He is funny

[liltimmy92]

Ahhhh good times. Back when game developers cared about good gameplay

[LuBuOWNZ]

Oh God...

The memories...

The crowd clearing, cheesy voiced, semi-historically accurate memories...

Tears have been shed.

[SwagBros678]

Funny thing is, Zhang He gets gayer each game, but they say he was A womanizer.

[mrcampbellsoupc]

Whitest voices ever.

[tekedaoda]

Gueee!!!!!



[IceCre4m198]

LU BU best !

[TheSadTruthLOL]

Ma Su: *Michael Jackson Voice* "WE SHALL DEFEAT ZHANG HE AND ALL OF HIS MEN."

[MProduct91]

Love this game. ^ ^

[UnchartedChart]

So why did Sima Yi say "A dike? Oh no!!!"? I've never played DW3 so I have no idea what the context was.

[Eurashal]

1:10 Isn't that Zhang Jiao? Whose followers use MAAAAAAAAAJIIIIIIIIIIIC!?

[Minigun101]

NO IT"S LU BU?!

[TheLonelyMoonLuna]

Oh god I LAUGHED SO HARD!

Messager: Report from the spies! T-the main Shu force has definitively camped!

Zhang He: Was the enemy camp pretty?

Now, bonus points for wondering if the Shus were camp straight or camp gay. XD

[fize4ever]

This is the art of battle.

[Naroon201]

For Yan, LIAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

[TheTND610]

@Naroon201 SORYAAA

[nerfninja1]

I remember when he said the dike thing in the game. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw his eyes get real big lol

[bocus0421]

A DIKE?!

[blake3307]

For Yan Liaaaang!

[nethmes1]

at 0:29 is that norm macdonald?

[JRC3034]

A DIKE? OH NO!

[DestroyerOfEvil07]

8 Flaming Idiots took the forefront and felt the Power of Zhang Bao/Liang's magic, and opposed Cao Cao forever. -___-

[NefariousNarcissist7]

Is this real?!

[MrGamergg]

@NefariousNarcissist7

Yes

[ernadmahmic]

Bao and Liang are soo drunk....

[NightbladeEagle]

Whoever the second Guy is he is DRUNK as Hell! XD

Also what in the world is wrong with Meng Huo's Voice? XD

[HoLaiMei]

Its like they purposely chose the worst voice actors for this game as a joke..guys they randomly picked off the street.

[lilwyvern4]

What you say when that hot girl you were trying to pick up turns out to be a lesbian. "A dyke?! Oh no!"

[JudgeMagisterDelita]

Cao Cao actually has a pretty good voice.

[MillsybeastLP]

A dike! Oh No!!!! haha

[gettingshocked]

my absolute favorite dynasty warriors.

[tomEwylde]

"Kow Kow"?

[darthkazden]

a dike? OH NO!

[thongorshengar]

So damned Hilarious!

Glad the series voice acting are improved over time. Although some of the voice actor ARE this bad

[Gabul4]

Feel the power of my... MAAAJEEEEKK

[fraghetti]

it would be your first battle!

i expect good things

yeah, right

[SkellionPowalskiz]

How is it even possible to be this bad at voice acting? It's goddamn hilarious though.

[TheOnlySonicFan]

Sounds like they got machinima to do the voice acting I wouldn't mind if my game didn't freeze when I set the voices to jap

[william0076]

Feel the power of my Maaagggiiicccc! XD

[Spartan596]

dude i was reciting the lines with these guys lol havnt played this game for like 8 years i miss it

[ItsACaptainDan]

Hardest I've laughed in a while. I remember all this corniness, but as a 10-ish year old I took it in stride.

[xxD1ehardxo]

Guan Yu almost forgot what he had to repay.

[pedroamaral1908]

AND DON'T FORGIT IT!

[FearWei]

FOR YANG LIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duvy1234]

........COW COW

[xtrem3rd]

To all you noobish voice actors: THIS is how you do it!

[WhiteBlade]

now im glad i only started playing these games from the 4th ones xD

[X4Valor]

Servent: Lord Meng Huo! FLEE! D:

*poke*

GUAAEHHHALGSIDLASDFGHJLK-

Meng Huo: *shakes head*

[rahnshen]

i dont think bodies can move that way O_O

[KyuubiKris]

FEEL THE POWER OF MY... MAGIC!!!!

By the way doesn't he sound like roger from American Dad?

[pedroamaral1908]

Funniest game ever.

[rjfin4295]

greatest game of all time can i get a thumbs up

[MecTecher]

what was the 'a dike, oh no!' meant to be?

[thegodwars73]

i would like to see all ps2 dynasty warriors series on ps3

[J14ngL00]

Press 0 over and over again to hear Huang Gai say "bitch"

[millerjt]

Press 5 to hear your opinion on magic

[nat1hopkins]

2:00 oh hello sailor

[dratolosa]

hahaha... @ 2:00

all the soldiers under Zhang He's command become gays.

[naruto3071]

6 people's enemy camps were not pretty.

[xZer0nex]

Heh, the voice overs seemed a lot better when I was younger...

[Kratosgbm]

6 persons die For Yan Liaaaaang

[Aperson1990]

A dike? A dike? A dike? Oh no!

[samplepie]

I really need to play this game again.

[NicholasAthias]

the main shu force is definitely spawn camping....lol

[BlaziGator]

6 "great kings" did not flee

6 "people believe in magic"

6 "flaming idiots" missed the LIKE button

6 people didn't let sun ce "take the forefront"

6 people got killed from the guard at the wu zhang plains

ok ill stop now XD

[MrGamergg]

@BlaziGator

8 people were dikes.

[YoungNastyParsee]

Yan Liaaaaaaaaaaang cannot be beat

[gamingeagle19]

wow, Dynasty Warriors's voice overs really have come a long way since this.

[nepomusik]

@gamingeagle19

Ironic therefore, that people clamor for the days of DW3 and the crappy voices, and hate the days of DW6/7 with the "slightly better" voices.

[jameswandman]

That guy talking about pretty camps was pretty creepy... And pretty gay looking too.

[geminiwolf91]

LOL "A dike? OH NO!!"

[CaoCao56]

Best. Game. Ever. They should totally remake this so I can play it on PS3. Such good memories...

[didijustcomment]

Look! There's a video with 0 views ------->

[chrisdevil9]

oh god, i really miss the old zhou yu...

[Tyki610]

I was fighting with someone in my class who knows the bad dubbing of dynasty warriors 3 and the last thing i said to him was "Feel the power of my....MAGGGIIIIICCCC" , then I slapped him in the face and walked out XD

[BlueskidooshX]

Does anyone agree that Zhang He is a bit........camp xD

[TheTimbalanders]

i'm guessing Sima Yi doesn't like lesbians then

[vaultboy123]

Gueee!

[TigerOfEchigo]

BRILLIANT!

[Alonzorion]

This is going STRAIGHT onto my blog x3

[nepomusik]

This is where Tommy Wiseau first learned to act...

[Sereniama]

English version is shitty, but so funny XD

And He Jin, Zhu Jun, Huangfu Song, Cao Cao Sun Jian and Liu Bei disliked the video when Zhang Bao said "YOU FLAMING IDIOTS"

[Ryuhza]

...I'm not a flaming idiot.... =[

[FullOfDaisuke]

Great king! Fleeeehhhhhhh! Gueeeee!

[Paranox2000]

i accept the position of rrrrrraaaaaand commander.... wtf is rand?!

[Gaian0000]

You forgot, "For the the glory of WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[gamergg]

Sima Yi, Huang Gai, and the Sgts' voice actors are the only best. ahahaha

[kirishima69]

"I will leave none of you alive!" *STOMPS AND BEATS SOMEONE UP* XDD

[kirishima69]

Sima Yi: A dike? Oh no!

Liu Bei: You must remember this, COW COW

XDD

[Zarakose]

6 people pursued Luuuuuu Buuuuuuuu

[Sereniama]

@Zarakose And they did not went to Hu Lao gate to kill Dong Zhuo.

[chaosdragon1212]

DYNASTY WARRIORS 3

GOOD GAMEPLAY

CRAPPY ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS

DYNASTY WARRIORS 6 HAS THE BEST VOICE ACTORS

CAUSE THEY ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE CAO CAO AS T'SAO T'SAO LULZ

[desu38]

@chaosdragon1212 Well that's no fun. <:(

[jakeosh]

six people didn't accept the position of grand commander

[TheAncient1]

Who else does the gesture that yuan Shao do when he says Grand Commander? Am I only 1? LOL

[Lorric101]

@TheAncient1 I've done it before.

[Eniacbc]

Cow Cow? LOL (cao cao)

[David196]

1:30 GRAND COMMANDURRRR

[PikachuWii9]

...5 people are flaming idiots who will not take THISS!

[Krow83]

Yuan Shao had a good actor in this good. Very serious and dramatic.

In fact, alot of the voices themselves were fucking great! Just not the acting >_>'

[MrFistinface]

i pissed my self when zhang he said is the enemy camp pretty LOL

[Gamescook]

I guess he knows that there are dikes to watch out for.

[ceddiebear]

LOL This is why I still love Dynasty Warriors: Some of the content belongs to the "so bad it's hillariously/memorably great" pile. <3

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!

[AngeloJonah]

Yuan Shao - I accept the position of grand commander

Zhang Bao - You flaming idiots!!

Sima Yi - A dike? Oh no

Yes folks, Yuan Shao is a dike. You flaming idiots made him Grand Commander!

[goldeye75]

@AngeloJonah it's not zhang bao it's zhang liang, zhang bao said feel the power of my MAGIC

[LillCherryBlossom100]

*Dances to the background music since it is mah favorite! ♥*

Sima Yi: "A dike? Oh no! Lu Xun! I blame you for all of this! "

Lu Xun: "WHAT?! JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUNG, SMEXY, AND SMARTER THAN YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME!"

Man.. I so wanna play Dynasty Warriors 3 right now x''3

[Jaistar2k22]

Is this supposed to be historically accurate? I never read Romance of the three kingdoms but I watched a couple clips on youtube and they were different

[nepomusik]

@Jaistar2k22

Dynasty Warriors (and Kessen to an extent) are the type of DW games that can take a bit more liberties with the story, hence why we have game only-character relationships, etc.

[Ariolander]

Sounds like it was dubbed by High School Drama Students

[Joelisonfire]

5 people are dikes! OH NO!

[Ronaldsan]

I have heard the "I don't believe in your magic..." line before but didn't realise it was from Dynasty Warriors 3. I am glad the voice Acting did improve with the series.

[electricroses]

Riiiight so next time I'm on a certain popular DW forum and they claim 3 was the best and all recent voice actors are awful... I will know where they are talking out of O.o

[felixader]

@electricroses <Well, or 3 HAD the most decent Voice Actors of the Dynasty Warrior Games. X-P

[nepomusik]

5 people failed to do anything for YAAAAAAN LIAAAAAAAAAAANG.

[nepomusik]

@undrMiV00d00

DW4 IMO was were they started getting a lot of stuff right; better voice acting, actual characterization, AWESOME music, etc.

[LordSabbo69]

Does anyone know what the background music is?

[Joelisonfire]

@LordSabbo69 it's called "Superior", from the game's OST.

[goldeye75]

so funny, voices so funny

[RevelationWarriors]

this is why every DW is buried deep in the back of your local gamestop.

[somedood99]

There is no fucking way this is the actual dialouge! THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY

[JoeGuitarGuy]

Dislike = GUueueeeeeeEUEUEUEUeeUEueEU = death

DW3 was amazing!!! Gan Ning <3

[guibin]

lol, oh Zhang He

[CoDeRaNDoM]

ONWARRDDD

[januseva]

lol, the English voice acting was so bad it was funny. I played the majority of the entire game in Japanese audio though. Huge difference!

[somedood99]

0:25

[Joelisonfire]

YOU MISSED MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE WHOLE GAME!

"Hah... lettuce fight!" - Xiahou Yuan

[aussierossi]

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS... TAKE THIS!

ahhh its so bad it good! Best game on the ps2 (Mixed with XL) for me!

[soultruth]

Awesome

[beat4lifez]

Is this real voice acting? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DTOID]

Four people don't believe in maaaaagiiiiiic.

[LordIchikyo]

@DTOID Five people are for Yan Liang!

[zxcvbnm193728]

only Zhang He to ask amidst the beginning of a battle "So was the enemy camp pretty?" and there is only one answer to it....!!

[kinshin15]

LOL

[bemyart90]

YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS COW COW!!!

[PicardFacepalms]

3 people could do nothing for the people of Cheng Du

[LittleDragonZ]

''FOR YAAAN LIAAAAAAAAAANG!'' Best. Line. Ever.

[PITOVIVE1]

HEHE Y MISS THAT TIME Y PLAY THAT GAME ALL DAY BUT AM SAD THAT SAMURAY WARRIOR IS ON THE XBOX AND TENCHU THE BEST DW WAS HOROCHI YEAA AM SAD TU THAT IS NO ON THE PS3 ONLY FOR THE PS2 : (

[88mmTankGun]

hahahahaha mmmmmaaaaggggiiicccccc!!!!!! this game was so bad i loved it and still do <3

[TriggerheartExcelica]

This is the most fabulous dub I've ever heard.

[Enilgo]

Great King! Flee! (king runs)

Gueeee! XD

[Krow83]

@Enilgo

Ugh.... Sorry

[jesserobles]

A dike? OH NO!

[Shrike2101]

"Feel the power of my...magic..." *waves fingers in face* "oooooh, getting scared now? Twiddly-fingers GO!"

[Vakrian]

becourse it has to be said...all your base are belong to us

[AngryPaperBoy]

Feel the power of my maaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggiiiii­iiiicccccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erreib]

The voice acting and character animations rival Uncharted 2's in their beauty.

[Gamescook]

I swear they just got some Theater Minors from a local college for this.

[reizoryuu]

cow cow haha

[PEREZCHOOCH]

This game is stupid!

[thedavidmango]

3 has the biggest place in my heart

[AnonymousTwenty]

@DarkAslox Actually, DW5 owned your bones. 4 and 6 were different, and I didn't enjoy them as much, but DW7 is shaping up to be pretty sweet.

Dynasty Warriors 7, on sale March 22nd!

[DarkAslox]

The series really went downhill after part 4. Then they raped it at 6.

[Enilgo]

Flaming idiots

[Elgaladwen]

Pure Awesome.

[DarkAngel123543]

did anyone else laugh when he said "Feel the power of my....Magic~~~~!"?

[REXanadu]

@DarkAngel123543 Sounds like something out of South Park.

[DollyKissu]

AHAHAAH oh my gosh. DW3 was my first Dynasty Warriors, but I was pretty young at the time when I played it, so I didn't realize how bad the Voice Acting was, except for a couple ridiculously obvious points. Oh man, love this series, but the voices in this one oh god. So glad it's improved vocally since then.

[Firealchemist24]

Omg, after watching this I'm really gonna stop complaining about dubbed anime cause anything I've seen so far has been better than this >_>.

[love4remind]

You've got to dumb yourself down to get these vocal gems.

[kooliofreezy72]

Best Line Ever: "You flaming idiots!"

[Naturality]

This game was awesome, I will not hear a bad word said against it.

[Facistznik]

My god..... I just remembered why I fucking loved this game when I was a kid!

A million thanks, Dtoid and Mr. Sterling (whom I suspect is behind all this shenanigans). Now if you'll excuse me, there's an old PS2 here that's coming back from retirement.

[ifarah12]

Feel the power of my magic

the second funniest line after "a dike!? oh no!!"

[Wladislav]

I must repay... my debts.