Strong Dinosaur - Rick Perry

[TheOrangeGuy94]

why did this make me laugh so hard?

[NNGG1999]

He's got my vote

[TheNateasaurus]

Greatness. ^_^

[l3z0nya]

lmfao! FUCK the hell YES!!

[ForeverSadieful]

Epic xD

[teshination]

You got my vote

[PaintNYBlu]

LOL. this.

[wookiedestroyer101]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE!!! LOL

[halamaker]

I love this!

[kratzbuerste87]

well I personally wouldn't mind being eaten by you :D oh - and where do you find your friends? you see, mine don't look delicious at all.

[TheDayOfJeff]

I would sex you so hard.

[drumzRfun1]

Please don't eat me mr. dinosaur...

[Chacha5678]

haha this is the best spoof

[felldownonce1]

Dinosaurs were Jesus' ponies.

[IthacaStLondon]

Delightfully silly. Best answer to foolishness. It's better that he become an even bigger joke than he was before this. Mind, need to make sure this doesn't distract from paying attention to the silly candidates. They can be sneaky...

[itsanawesomeguy]

thumbs up if he reminds you of borat and he should have his own movie lol

[FlowerPotNinjas]

@itsanawesomeguy no

[ThorGoLucky]

Silliness FTW!

[TamunaTati]

when you're not allowed to eat your friends, but they're allowed to look so delicious

LOL

[lightninglovemusic]

You forgot to disable the comments!

[schingz]

Guten Appetit! You make MUCH more sense than Rick Perry.

[8peregrint8]

whoa hes hottttttt O.O

[ShadowInTehDarkness]

I lol'd.



[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

barney the dinosaur?

[Turbocat77]

I ate dinosaur once,it taste like moose.

[shawngee1]

That was stupid.

[3w4v]

@shawngee1 "I always wanted to lay my body in one of the Embody beds by Sealy. But ... I can't." - Judge of All Things Stupid

[BarocaS2]

This is prejudice towards dinosaurs. Flagged!!!!

[BillieJ69]

LMBO I love you I want dinosaur meat haha hilarious!

[riliss]

awesome

[sokalo]

Brilliant!

[cruzizme]

Stupid waste of my :22 can I get them back?

[raneslowly]

lolololol, funny!

[iseefurtherthanyou]

LMFAO

[3w4v]

This is the best parody of the Rick Perry ad.

[Marcharig]

If I am a gay dinosaur, Can i have my rights to be a mankiller, marry them and then eat them, and be fabulous and ferocious?

[JosephHuntington]

The ad by Perry was paid for by Carhartt. BOYCOTT CARHARTT. Pass it on.

[golbysama]

If you're gonna eat Perry, I recommend taking a HUGE Tums tablet afterwards.

[click212]

These Rick Perry parodies are as good if not better than SNL.

[iTomAnks]

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[shadarko]

you've got on boingboing, good on you!

[ryanbarrett80]

You should have transformed into a dinosaur at the end.

[ShadoGuard]

You just gonna stand there and watch me RAWR?

that's OK, because I am a dinosaur.

[Eagleeye1192]

clearly open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

[RantAndRaveKC]

Brilliant!!! Nomnomnom :D

[parpels]

If your going to eat rick perry, then you have my vote.

[lemurmenarezen]

@parpels yes. that was the joke. derp

[rmjon23]

Hey yea you're right! Why isn't it okay to eat my friends when they look so delicious? Why hasn't anyone brought this topic up in the "debates"?

I want to celebrate xmas by openly eating my friends at school,make our country great again. You have my vote! T-Rex's of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your lunch! Errr...friends....Uhhh...frien­ds for lunch!

[ladydaphna]

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[TOPIX212]

Our future president!!!

[solorathain]

I think I know who I'm voting for!

[cricketank]

More likes than views?

[two2birds]

I think somebody needs to check their dinosaur privilege.

[NikaHarper]

You know, it's about time we dinosaurs were able to eat what we liked, and the people we DON'T like, particularly. With veggies. Something festive. Butternut squash.

Where was I?

DINOS, 2012.

-Nikasaur

[Xelic]

You are NOT even a dinosaur!

[craigore2011]

proudly marching into the cretaceous..

[ninediamond]

you got my vote mr dinosaur

[robertmck12]

I dont k now how this got 302 views and 929n likes but Im glad it did

[stiimuli]

@robertmck12 youtube views and likes update at different intervals

[robertmck12]

@stiimuli thanks

[xoxolettersxoxo]

If dinosaur's get the right to eat people then I as a zombie want the same right!

[qrandom]

Dude. This is the most brilliant political satire that I've seen in months. You rock. Thanks, for sharing your brilliance.

[awfguitar]

Could you eat my sister too?

[grayburst]

Amusing

[utwoe]

Hahahaha.

[kingpin30314]

Rotflmao this is too funny

[TheSelbyTiger]

We need to go back to the traditional ways when dinosaurs could walk the earth without all these laws prohibiting them from eating friends! That's what made Earth strong, it can make her strong again.

[SuperGreenSmartie]

This guy for president?

[bukhantsovdavid]

stupid video

[bukhantsovdavid]

stupid



[Mango5521]

Amazing.

[rkalala]

GOD DAMMIT RITCH. Why are you so great?

[zeddyk23]

idiot

[Yomama4EVA]

Dinosaur for president!!!!!!

[dardobartoli]

very dry (almost british reaponse)

[jellybaby345]

omg i just died of laughter!!! you've got my vote! 

[ImaBelieberFTW]

I always told my Mom when I grew up I wanted to be a dinosaur. Now with your video, Im inspired to make that dream a reallity!

[hinatax24]

lol. Bite meee.~<3

[FelixMorodoudt]

Fuck yes! You are so fucking win, that I can't even describe. If it was you vs. Obama or any other dude, I'd vote for you.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

I'd vote for this guy if I were a citizen of the USofA.

[GilmoZo]

I like the way you say "delicious."

[KathyinDC]

i'm just plain......ashamed....



[ladytimepixie]

I love you. XD

I'm voting for you.

[nichorasarexandria]

Ahahahah! Excellent!

[Angemon38]

LMFAOOO

[Ambidexter143]

May you be eaten first.

(With apologies to Cthulhu)

[vidmstr1]

OK, the counter says this video has only 302 views but 655 likes... what's going on here?

[keiyakins]

@vidmstr1 At around 300 views/week, Youtube distributes videos to their edge servers. While that's happening, the view counter gets a little bit... odd. It's normal, don't worry about it ;)

[keiyakins]

Transcript: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a dinosaur. But you don't have to be a thirty foot carnivore to realize there's something wrong with this country when you're not allowed to eat your friends, but they're allowed to look so delicious. As president, I will eat Obama, and Rick Perry, and I will fight against any attempt to stop me eating you and your family. I'm a dinosaur and I approve this message."

[iynque]

Where do I send my campaign contribution?

[rjdizinez]

Fckin hilarious

[agothicromance13]

i just pissed myself laughing



[Pilgrim812]

I'd pay good money to watch Rick Perry eat Obama.

[LinkMEP]

LOL.

[shamrocksux227]

Bahahahaha

[pnkpanther]

I love you

[brilhasti]

But where do you stand on openly homosexual dinosaurs serving in the military? My vote awaits your response.

[MrDrTruffles]

@brilhasti u mean a megasoreass?

[daffyphack]

Typical dinosaur propaganda.

[blimeyitsnina]

I reported Rick Perry's video and I saw yours came up in the sidebar. Thank you for making me smile, and reassuring me that there is faith for humanity. ^.^

[TranceTechnoSucks]

lol. Thanks for this

[burlong01]

this is the funniest thing ive seen all day. and ive done nothing but browse reddit all day.

[pooflanger]

its time america went back to its prehistoric splendor

[habbala9669]

is that you... raptor jesus?

[untammedful]

Lmao! Great video! I will vote for you!

[Shikamarugirl7]

I can't disagree with anything you said, great candidate in my eyes.

[lirpfish]

Please give us your name so can write you in.

[samurairyujin]

I may not be a dinosaur , but I love meat. You sir have my vote as long as antimaterial rifles can still be legally bought by the humans . So we can stand a fair chance against dapper dinosaurs like yourself .

[DieogR]

genius

[Smertrios0]

That shit was good man! lol

[Iknowitsweird]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That Rick Perry message was one of the most bone-headed, prehistoric things I've heard in a while. (Which is probably because I don't watch the news for the very sake of avoiding that shit.)

[whatnoww288]

This made my day. Haha wow

[Tempra676]

You've got my vote! Write in for 2012 anyone?

[Bloodmuffin6]

I'm pretty sure that this is more logically consistent than Perry's ad

[InsufficientFare]

Rick Perry, the only disliker of this video.

[ventusignis]

Why do you sound like Gaius Baltar? I'm on to you, James Callis.

[LazersaurusRex]

I am also a dinosaur and I approve this message.

[Gibson89Sarah]

niice

[TheMasat01]

I can't stop watching it

[kindzadza134]

STRONGER! 

[shadarko]

you got my vote!



[RandomRandomStranger]

Aggressive Party 2012

[vidmstr1]

also can I write you in on the ballot?

[vidmstr1]

inb4 viral video

[raymeallen]

SO good.

[jeh4077]

Oh my gawd, I hope this goes viral.

[XXinlovewithmusicXX]

This inspired me to write a long carefully structured rant on facebook about the original and to think about a lot of issues that have been bugging me lately. So thanks. Also this is adorable and hilarious.

[Asialoveification]

I think your version makes more sense than Ricky Perry's :)

[chopsuey221]

@Asialoveification REDDIT :D

[xXBarbeloXx]

i'm writing your name on the ballot now... also starting a church.

[CaitEmmaS]

@xXBarbeloXx The Chruch of the Latterday-Dinosaur? sign me up.

[SuperGreenSmartie]

@xXBarbeloXx 69 likes. Immarture me is immature