Is it real?

[Vellzi]

Ratchet and Clank sewer music, oh lawdy, subscribed.

[castLOVESleetza]

1:06 don't disturb his "private" time

[HandicappedMind]

lol cod is for HARDCORE GAMERS hahahahah cod is for lil 10 year old brats who suck off daddy to go to gamestop and buy them a fucking game that has been remade 4 times now

[ninetoedbonehead]

@HandicappedMind  thank you exactly

[DETROITxXGHOSTXx]

Made my day. XDDD

[mattysandi10]

So the point of this video is that Battlefield is for noobs who don't give a shit about the game. While Call of Duty is for hardcore gamers who don't give a shit about glitches and just want to kick ass. Enough said.

[TheHaddockbanker]

@mattysandi10 No, not at all.

[BlindxSide]

@mattysandi10 Unfortunately your theories are incorrect

[XxUnReALKiNGzxX]

@mattysandi10 battlefield takes skills cod is just another way lil fuck face kids to express there homosexuailty 

[mattysandi10]

@XxUnReALKiNGzxX CoD does take skill! What is easy abouy it? Battlefield and CoD are both the same amount of "Difficulty" you play online against real people. So it only depends on how good or shit you are at playing... Same as battlefield it is online!

[mattysandi10]

@XxUnReALKiNGzxX And it is homo how? Go watch cod vids... Adults play you got burned...

[ninetoedbonehead]

@mattysandi10 because ur a fag fanboy doesnt mean u have to make fun of the most realistic game in the world u lil bitch

[mattysandi10]

@ninetoedbonehead Just cause it's realistic doesn't make it awesome. CoD is just as realistic dumbass!

[ninetoedbonehead]

@mattysandi10 u are mental as shit frostbite vs infinityward 1 frostbite makes more money it has more realistic gun shots and more people have battefield than faggot fanboys like you2 infinity ward mw3 is just stealing peoples money the graphics are horrible and gun shots are like toy guns 3 shut ur fanboy ass up dumb bitch

[awsomeguys12349]

@ninetoedbonehead So you just admited that BF3 BETTER HAHAHA SUCK IT COD LOVER!

[awsomeguys12349]

@ninetoedbonehead sorry wrong guy

[mattysandi10]

@ninetoedbonehead Plus if it were realistic there wouldn't be any bugs dumbass!

[awsomeguys12349]

@mattysandi10 no it saying that whoever buys a call of duty game is actually stupid enough not to know their buying the same game as the last one

[mattysandi10]

@awsomeguys12349 What you just said is also equivilant to Battlefield. Exactly the same only different campaign...

[Donut117]

@mattysandi10 this guy's a pretty good troll

[seanmc832]

@mattysandi10 u got that backwards

[rafita1992]

2:40 LORD VOLDEMORT! XD

[rafita1992]

2:00 look those bob maaaaan!..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[warhammerguy]

2:02 the average youtube user :)

[DENIS85989]

XAXAXAXAXA

[clelvis225]

I watched, I laughed, I cried, then i got high...

[sandrospeh1998]

@2:08 he's watching porn xD

[milton45690]

2:23 the soldier looks like the gut from spiderman lol

[maligno004]

3:11 same thing happened to me on ps3, i did it after 10 times

[hazmatminer]

2:25 Pretty ground .....

[zZulloZz]

Lol dude your pc is fucked up bro, those things never happened to me before...

[TheHaddockbanker]

@zZulloZz No, this is first gen Frostbite 2 engine game and a game that got rushed by EA.

[zZulloZz]

@TheHaddockbanker Not really, Frostbite 2 engine was a big revolution and they took a long time making this game so, saying that its THE WHOLE INDUSTRY's fault would be.... stupid. :/

Graphics errors can be the hardware's fault...

[TheHaddockbanker]

@zZulloZz Now that's silly bring up the "WHOLE INDUSTRY" and such. But revolution? No, it's just another pretty game that attempts photo realism, along with destruction and such.That and it's only been in development for three years.

Texture pop in, missing textures, etc. can be the hardware's fault. But all these that appeared in the video are very common, have been reported by regular players and critics.

[JustStayDown90]

@TheHaddockbanker I agree with you. I've seen a lot of glitches like this in BF3 and I'm really disappointed. This game was overhyped, it's far less than it was advertised to be. It's still much fun to play, but it could have been so much better. My guess is, it was rushed to compete with the release of MW3. DICE/EA should have taken their time to release a complete product. And as a general comment, it still bugs me that 2007's Crysis still has the best graphics I've ever seen

[Joepjah]

@TheHaddockbanker yup this game appeared to be rushed only to be available before MW3. that's a shame because this game had alot of potention to be a real breakthrough, if they would just delayed the release for another month to repair all these stupid bugs...

[SoulEater707]

@Joepjah What bugs? The only time the game was really overrun with bugs was during it's Beta. Really the only thing that's buggy with this game is it's single player, but besides that its multiplayer on release and up until now have hardly any bugs that are game breaking let alone noticeable. We live in a world now where there is a huge emphasis on multiplayer content since gamers have been spoiled by it and could care less about a game's singleplayer.

[MrGokac]

@TheHaddockbanker bugs :P

[BlindxSide]

@TheHaddockbanker ONLY been in development for three years? Thats a long fucking time to be working on a game, take in mind the huge team. Ive never encountered any of these glitches, and to say the game is not a revolution, you are clueless. Watch some tech videos.

[DehOtherGuy]

@TheHaddockbanker

Yea dude it's prob hardware. I've played the campaign and multiplayer for a long time now, this stuff NEVER happened. I actually saw more bugs and issues playing Black Ops. It's just your hardware, not the game.

[TheHaddockbanker]

@DehOtherGuy Nope, just common issues.

[DehOtherGuy]

@TheHaddockbanker

rly? weird, never happened to me. what's your card and motherboard?

[sgtdan707]

Press 2 to see a guy bend over and stand back up.

Press 3 to get fucked

Press 6 to see a tank be retarded

Press 7 to see a pedophile stare at you

Press 8 to see a man face plant the ground

[l0v3m4ng4]

poor poor soldiers....getting shot in the face while idle on the middle of a battlefield...seems legit, who agrees?

[Fallout3boy2077]

first day i played bf3 i glitched in the tank that comes out of the wall...i couldnt move ;~; finnaly i flew out and he shot me :/

[TeoTugboat]

1:20 I love Kirby music!

[CaptainFalconOnAPogo]

2:20

Only the dead know peace from this evil.

[DanWithoutAplan]

2:02 most serious internet gamer.

[throwitoutthewindow]

Nope just chuck testa.

[SDCParrot]

2:40 Voldemort.

[Bimosaurs]

2:18 SPIDER MAN !!

[weedyweedyboy033]

i'm gonna join the army two now =D

[xGiveMeUrLifex]

1:30 he does have a watch, it's closer to his hand on his wrist.

[pwnino]

1:22 Tha Nuttcracka

[RedRazorDart]

1:56 and that's how you make tank baby's

[Smoke393]

2:07 he discovered redit

[AmbitiousMushroom]

Dat Kirby Air Ride music

[TazeuX]

:D 2:40 its VOLDEMORT

[Jackpot807]

No this is Patrick.

[MrXxsensitivexx]

Is it real? Nope Chuck Testa.

[Swedboy2010]

2:02 DERP FACE XDDDDDD

[rookie1129]

At 2:02 he's watching porn...

[StupidHead1010]

2:48

Holy crap, somebody used Ratchet and Clank 1 music!

[jonnacdo]

1:06 The thousand yard stare

[jsfyfield]

1:05 Go away I'm in the naughty corner.

[TazzeOptical]

3:10 It took me a while to figure out I had to run to the guy and stab him, instead of sneaking up to him and stab him.

[NoClipDelux]

@TazzeOptical Holy shit, i never knew that. i was thinking it was a glitch lol

[TazzeOptical]

@NoClipDelux well I figured out it was some kind of time based kill trigger, so I just needed to do the task before the I activated the trigger, in other words run up to the guy and kill him.

[2ndToLast501]

0:59

"Grenade!"

"Motherfuckers!"

*evil grin*

[PrivateWilks1]

2:18 this is was i called backing ^^

[SpacemanJan007]

love the kirby air ride music still one of my favourite games on game cube

[AcheronAndFriends]

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

[Gambareanime]

COOL

[TheMisterOTTER]

2:27 Toby McGuire !

[mokeynam50]

still better than cod :l

[Baskiney]

@mokeynam50 true, got it and its awesome!

[mokeynam50]

@Baskiney sup :D

[Baskiney]

@mokeynam50 ya dont recognize me dont you? :)

[Lawdrun]

1:02 "Bye bye" smirk

[SpartanM17]

2:55 is man is clearly a ghost.

[xXR8NDOMXx]

1:13 from a kirby game for gamecube XD

[KreatorOfEvile]

Maybe it's Maybelline.

[Zaeboshi]

3:05 ror!

[NickyAmerica]

1:05

I hate you, So fucking much.

[McClover]

I swear you go into a games source code and remove a period or something, your games are always fucked up

[TheRodolfoRock]

1:30 he did have a watch

[TheRodolfoRock]

is it real? or is it fuck this glitch 3

[TheRealBlackHawk]

2:11 - BROMANCE!

[scorboy3]

the watch is built in the glove 1:30

[MrJoobledoo]

2:00

Cowboy Bebop Sax Quartet???? SOMEONE BESIDES ME KNOWS THAT?

[frbrosch]

1:11 he was SUPPOSED to stand there

[APrematureBaby]

@frbrosch yea but it looks funny

[peanutsncream21]

fffffffuck yes Kirby Air Ride music

[metallicarulz554]

3:11 happened to me a record 9 times in a row before i killed the guy

[LaJin9292]

Dat Ratchet & Clank soundtrack.

[RavengerZero]

Doesn't the guy at 1:07 Look like Johnny Noxville? ( think I spelled it wrong but idc)

[trumbo71]

This just proves how far behind in AI technology we are..

[bellapetuttidario93]

rofl

[newtonisamoron]

Is what real?

[xUnhappyAngelx]

1:04 .....................

[indignationmaster]

Kirby AirRide ftw

[Jacobinius]

just like my real life

[sonicshot55]

Is it glitchy or is it battlefield 3?

[SwiftOutlawful]

hell yeah kirby air ride

[Coljultan]

1:05 you'll laugh

[zombieslayer6644]

haters gonna hate XD

[Furik1792]

2:05 he is whatching porn =D

[JelloPookie]

I wonder what the Music is for the start...

[gregmack2011]

2:14 just bros being bros

[DarkSignal59]

Pro A.I. ...especially at the end lol

[ikingxbreizh]

2:20 wtf ?

[poonujk]

@ikingxbreizh Itsss gonna be okahy gaiz....really I got disss....

[DualCheese]

kirby airride music :3



[The1tFact0r]

I'd say not real

[TheSupersniper117]

2:50-3:10

What. The. F***

[PeterTechGuyy]

Oh it's totally real, they are humans, afterall. /trollface.jpg

[Pr0d1gyHunt3r]

2:18 The game is called "What's Jake Gyllenhaal looking at?!"

[HazzaP123]

@Pr0d1gyHunt3r made me cry! hahaha

[AwesomeInDaHouse]

How did you manage to fuck up the game so much? o_o

[tysmaniscool]

2:01 .... "GODDAMMIT TIMMY.. IM GOING IN!" O_O

[sirwootalot]

2:01 - he just discovered Reddit

[DatWittyName]

@sirwootalot That isn't a look of horror.

[2surfdude]

Your EYES! They look liek CAEBBUGE!

[Sphexius]

0:02 2 girls 1 cup reaction

[RyuzakiLawlietKun]

I crawl. I crawl. I--EEUNNNGH!!! *RANDOMWTFBBQHEARTATTACK!!*

[harbourlunatic23]

"IT'S ONLY THE BETA SHIT WILL BE FIX!!!!!!!"

[Demvideoman]

1:07 Tempting...

[ImRoflmanxd]

Lol the guy at 2:26 is pretty concern of his friend

[iToxicwolf]

I can't believe it's not Battlefield 3.

[AquaticSasquatch]

1:05

MY BODY IS READY

[Madgamerskills12]

@Glukoloff Hey... Beats Cod anyday...

[37yen]

What's the song at 1:13? It sounds really familiar.

[86THEMADHATTER]

God 2:06 just killed me.

[TheSEALteam666]

the world only runs at 30 fps now? shit... I guess im going with call of duty.

[Stormfail]

@TheSEALteam666 lol console nubs. 

[familyphotoshoot]

All the fancy graphics in the world can't make up for shitty coding, bad AI, and a boring campaign.

What a pity.

[nathanthompson1]

1:03 a man who looks like he has to take a shit

[Yellovvsnovvman]

Fucken subscribed!

[rubino7x7]

Dont forget that part where that russian guy stands near a school bus and gets killed by a RPG because he landed on a loose pipe or smthn. Check how they animated that bit (I assure you, its worse than you'd think)

[InCention]

It's real. all of it.

[hitrer1850]

2:02 it's look like he watch porn XD

[YoYoYoWazaa]

Prepare for a shitton of views, criken and mot faved this.

[legotheanimated]

The pinnacle of military simulation.

[Fus1onBarr3l]

Bound to be some more bugs and funny glitches to find in bf3....

[GmodDTM]

holy fucking shit that part at the end happened to me about 10 times! THERE IS A SPY IN BF3!

[DarkLig3r]

criken brought me here!

[hapytreefriends78]

@DarkLig3r No he didn't.

[volaju2071]

Battleduuuurp 3

[Grnhm]

Grenade, motherfuckers.

[TheNinjaLettuce]

bf3: a realistic military shooter.

[Lifeless9619]

2:05 - Average person watching this video

[HighroGlyphex]

@Lifeless9619 exactly

[adhiofawkes]

MOT AND CRIKEN FANS INCOMING

[Jackpot807]

@adhiofawkes i bet you came here just from one of them for the sole purpose of saying that.

[KingPecan]

Next generation of realism.

[hejsan1129]

thumbs up if Criken broght you here :D

[PocusUK]

2:02 I make the same exact face scrolling through reddit posts

[Gigaspine7]

0:46

PERSPECTIVE

[Soyneil]

2:40 faceplant :D

[animefin]

so many A.I fails xD love it!!

[promethues5]

This music

[sminmorph]

Yeah I noticed matkovic didn't have a watch either

[StijnOo]

2:02 Goddamnit Timmy * jizz in pants * I'm going in :o JezuS

[JACKKAISON]

OOH! 1:10 Sound Like You Don't Have Any Child :D

[awsomeguys12349]

2:19 hes like "I really screwed up my life" XD

[BrandonTheGamer2011]

Press 6 for Porn watching face...

[xzToxiiicxz]

i love how the top comments are the same!

[Tkdbigsteven]

same top comments :/

[nemesisbest6]

2:11 GOT YOUR BACK!!!!

[Squizzleify]

I love the Kirby music

[LastHazzerd]

best music for this situation