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  • press X people die everywhere people die

  • Commercial-"zapazapazpazap true?"

    "Bitch!"

    "Woah you go big guy!"

    O.o

  • "REPEL THE ATTACKERS!!!" xD ROFL

  • "That's right. When i press x, people die."

  • 5:17 i couldnt help but laugh

    

  • lol ive never had jelato. :(

  • YOUR DENS

    REPEL THE ATTACKERS AHHHH

  • Oh-my-fucking-god I was lauging so hard at the REPEL THE ATTACKERS! part. How'd you do that voice anyway ?

  • REPEL THE ATTACKERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • i eat swords for breakfast not lunch- Toby

  • omg, his caps locks reading in this episode is the best!!! i cried with laughey:L

  • how the hell did they get hay at the top of the tower?

  • "....and BOOP!" I tought he forgot lol

  • Wats gelato?

  • @UFrKnGoTAiDs Ice Cream in italian

  • thumbs up if ya want galato

  • When Ezio nods at birds people die

  • i want galato

  • Wow. I'm under the influence of Toby... I'm craving Gelato.

  • tower defence??

    

  • Can't stop laughing at this part 5:16

  • now i really want some gelato...

  • i had no idea that your could shoot...

  • i eat swords 4 breakfast but not foe lunch lol

  • you must go to the STORE and buy some GALATO, to achieve full SYNCRONIZATION, you must BUY it with the PERFECT AMOUNT.

  • Poor Griffin...

  • 4:47 What just happened?

  • "assassin's anonymous" lmao 

  • PREFORM A LEP OF FAITH!!! DID HE NOT SEE THAT??

  • Toby quit scarying your dog. he will assassinate you

  • Grand Bazaar map on BF3 XD

  • toby, i love how you yell things in ALL CAPS

  • @ThePlottingPanda when does he say it

  • @alexmini123 he ses it @ 2:40

  • Press '5' to see an example of Toby's case of schizophrenia.

  • @ThePlottingPanda i would like to have a Shirt with that Line... Awesome idea

  • 5:20 - one of the best parts. He did that in the older Assassin's, too.

  • me wanna se city before going on missions...

  • Does he know he can loot?

  • Epic shout means highlight!

  • More of these.... ANd i wanna see you commendry in World of Warcraft game. Nerdrassil is good world for u :D

  • Sounds like Toby was having trouble controlling the royal canterlot voice XD

  • CONSTIPATION AT 4:11

  • AUGHhh oh good I can murder :D

  • lol

  • 5:18-5:25 XD

  • @kanesizer9 ... No. You don't watch tobys minecraft videos do you?

  • why yes toby, i would love some gelato.

  • 5:16 - 5:28

    I peed all over my keyboard XD

  • @SuperRandomToast ...Eww.

  • @kanesizer9 Pfft, it's what toby always says

  • @SuperRandomToast ...Were you being serious? >.>

  • 2012.01.13.: From that day i can't eat my breakfast because of Toby Turner's FRICKIN' AWSOME AC Revelations video!

  • "I don't have any morale C'MON GUYS, LET'S GO! WHEWWW, WE GOT DIS, WE GOT DIS!! WOOOOO"

    *morale goes up*

    hahahahahah

  • "Templars have launched an attack on one of YOUR DENS! The Den and its surrounding area are now CONTESTED!! Go to your Den to DEFEND!!! it and REPEL THE ATTACKERS!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

    I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. XD

  • at 2:45 you sounded like one of my favorite comedians. well hes not with us anymore :( but your my new favorite now! just please...for the love of the souls of the many babies u sassinated'. dont press x!

  • dang it idk what a galato is and i want to try one

  • @aludarkblader Gelato, is and italian icecream.

  • @JadaLynnWilson oh sounds better than i thought ty for telling me what it is

  • I'm not your buddy am I . . .Nope!

  • Toby: I eat swords for breakfast

    ALL the royal guards pee themselfs

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • They should make specialized achievements specifically for Toby, such as the "good job, you went down the zipline on your first try!" achievement.

  • Toby: .. I eat swords for breakfast

    Me: ughh acklk *chokes on chips*

  • spam 5 to DEFEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • spam 5 to DEFEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE gelato! :D

  • It's unbelievable that there is an haystack for every wooden beam!

  • I used to assassinate other babies.THATS MESTUP!

  • you need a easy button

  • Speaking of achievements toby, how come you never show them pop?

  • "When i press X, people die" - Toby Turner (2011)

  • @ThisIsAizat

    2010, it was born when he played brotherhood. I want it on a t-shirt though

  • @Charmian124 yeah! I really want that badly.

  • evet?

  • i do want gelato

  • There was a massive lack of "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!" on the ziplines Toby...

  • what is gilato probably mispelled it

  • TEMPLARS have launched an ATTACK!!! hahahahahahhaha favourite part

  • AHHH TOBY! YOU MISSED THE DATA ON THE CHIMNEY!

  • 5:15 I died. Like I actually wasn't berating. It wasn't pretty. Then I heard Toby's voice and it bought me back to life again. That part needs to be a highlight

  • Oh MY god! LISTENING to TOBY read CAPITALIZED text INSTRUCTIONS is HILARIOUS.

  • @Bobster930 GO DO YOUR CHORES XD

  • evet?

  • Assassins creed just got like 39% more funny

  • lol i never though of ac as a tower defence game XD

  • i was and infante assassin.i assassinated babys.even though its mest up,i assassinated the economy babys.but they all deserved it,except for one.I was miss informed...xD lmao!

  • F THAT NOISE! xD

  • since i was a little 'sassin babie

  • You should make baby assasin into a shirt, Toby.

  • ezio wasent born into the assasin trade

  • TOBY, you're a LEGEND !

  • 5:18-5:27 The most LEGENDARY part IN MY LIFE

  • Tobys dog runs out 3 times every episode..... HOW MANY DOGS YOU HAVE TOBY?????

  • 15 people dont like baby assassinations

  • by more times toby says "murder" more orgarsms he have :P 10:27

  • old ezio is getting kinda creepy lookin'

  • my grandma plays in drumming circles..

  • Thumbs up if you wanted Gelato with Toby

  • Hey Buddy! *Stabs* Oho noo...im not your buddy am i? <--- LMFAO!!!

  • lol ezio is dancing at4:16

  • his voice is a mix of gangster, shid from ice age and bad italian

  • i would assassinate other babies ... Thats messed up!!!!! XD

  • Johnson and Stevensberg FTW!

  • Could 'pro'bly usethat as a sponso- OHHOHOOH HO HO OHHHHH

  • how do you get rid of the flamethrowers on wheels? its always impossible... they always destroy my barriers...

  • tell me the duck story toby :D

  • You said that while I was eating ice-cream... :P

  • "He was like F that noise. I am not a fan. F it."

  • 5:15 - 5:30 oh my god XD

  • when he pressed x people die when he presses b towers ignite when he runs and jumps at a zipline he flies when he presses lb during den defense's he fires cannonballs out of his hands

  • A note Tony, on defending the Dens, you can upgrade the barricades. Thanks for the vids! You're awesome man!

  • @Shadow7889 its toby bro

  • @Shadow7889 Who's Tony?:p

  • BRING ON THE MURDER!

  • yes i do want a gelato!!!!1

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • OMG!!! That is the best part!!! "REPEL THE ATTACKERS!!! AHHHHHHH!!!"

  • funniest part. 5:15 to 5:30

  • <3

  • Ezio: Hi...my name is Ezio

    Assassins: Hi Ezio

    Ezio:And I'm a master assassin

  • I am really surprised that Griffin hasn't run away from home yet, the way he keeps screaming for no reason and spends valuable scratching time playing violent games.

  • Voice crack at very end. I lolz laugh

  • 2:58 Toby you kinda missed something

  • Yes toby, i do want gelato ^^

  • 5:15 - 5:30 is just legendary, Toby. Legendary.

  • @MultiSolomonster hahah. i think it should be extended till 5.45. my stomach hurts so bad just from laughing.

  • @MultiSolomonster What you said: tobygames highlight!

  • I wonder how Toby's neighbor feel about he yelling at his xbox all night loong ahahhaa LOOL

  • if he hadn't of used that cannon toby could of got an achievement xD

  • toby i have been watching evry single video you uploaded from when you started tobuscus up until now i wish i could be on one of your ep but im in florida keep up the good work :}

  • DAMMIT TOBY! you made me want gelato

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  • Can't even stop laughing!!! T_T

  • REPEL THE ATTACKERS!!!! *slap* Best part of any Toby video. Ever.

  • @comedygal21 i agree. i was about to post the same thing and saw your top comment. xD

  • @comedygal21 At first I thought he slapped an enemy

  • just a little more murder lol

  • FUNNY

    

  • "INDIAN GUNPOWDER! I LOVE INDIAN FOOD". Lol

  • i eat knives for lunch and hidden blades for dinner

  • WEEEEW! I am your biggest fan, Toby, me, my brother and my sister!! My brother actually is such a big fan that he says "WEEEW" all the time and "what a noodle," and he's muttering your literals and stuff you say in vids instead of listening to our mum.

    What a noodle!

  • Barak Obacade...really, Toby?That was epic, but really?

  • I would want gelato...if I knew what it was....

  • @shadowstrider43 Flavored italian ice mixed with frozen custard. They're an amazingly refreshing dessert.

  • Toby: REPEL THE ATTACKERS!

    Me: Whoa dude that was loud...

    Toby: Is that loud?

    Me: hmm yes yes it is..

    Toby: My dog just ran outside,hes like eff dat noise,literally,that is noise i am not a fan of.Eff it..eff dat noise.

    Me: L.M.Effing.BO!!!! lol

  • I EAT SWORDS FOR BREAKFAST! But not lunch....Not lunch.

  • Evet means yes by the way

  • @ilyasyilgor no shit it even says in the game if u have subtitles on

  • DAS RIGH! WHEN I PRESS X, PEOPLE DIE! :D

  • 5:35 Julian Smith visits Toby during session

  • OH MY GOD LISTENING TO TOBY READ CAPITALIZED TEXT INSTRUCTIONS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

  • @CrimsonSuccubus Yes it is. xD

    so much emphasis.

    He makes it sound epic than it really is.

  • Toby just mentioned 2 green day songs

    Murder city

    Good riddance

  • "Can i loot them?"

    Press B to loot.

    "Can i loot them?"

    PRESS B TO LOOT!!!

    Me* facepalm

  • When i press X people die!

  • He was quitenet the end

  • That's right! I press X and people die! LOL

  • Toby! Your den is congested! Get some

  • Nod at the X and people die! Everywhere people die!

  • Do you realise you sound just like Dexter when you do that italian voice

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  • BABY ASSASSINS !!!!

  • He's breaking a bigger sweat with all that grunting than Ezio. lol

  • I don't get how its physically possible to dismount from the hook zipline, there's really no way to unhook since your whole body weight is on it. When you reach the end you would slam into the end post and have to stand upright before unhooking.

  • @computerduderec It is if your capable of it, you would have to be fit enough to push you weight forward and pull up then your hook shall be free from the rope and then you can do the assassination from there on, it may take alot of energy out of you though, its basically gymnastics, and also it matters what on the end just like that your whole arm would be pulled back and would most likly have the hook off of the rope, so it is possible

  • when i press X people die!!!

  • Den defense was my least favorite part of this game for sure

  • @Blargariffic Same, it was annoying how they get attacked ALL the time. It was more like a chore than a fun mini-game.

  • oh my god when he screams the descriptions, i lose it

  • after you synchronize leap of faith

  • WOOOOOO!!!! HIGHLIGHT!!! " When i press X, people die!!! Part 2"

  • 5:16 - 5:27 highlight? i think so