stop laughing...this story means so much more, i have a pool...I have never dove for pearls, i have never pegged...people have done these things before...I hope we can help them.
After I finished Fight Club for the second time, i thought i would give this book a try, and when i came across this short story, i was an airplane and the woman sitting next to me thought i had a disorder because i couldnt stop laughing
I remember being on the train and reading this while extrememly hungover. Almost puked on the passengers. Not kidding at all. I almost listened to this but then remembered this incident. I will say though - it's still my favorite story in the book.
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i see no point in this, it is ridiculous, just plain idiocy nothing else, not funny, not interesting, simply bullshit, i hope he earned a dollar with this pathetic shit
Move over haters! Chuck is great, LOVE
all his works, and yes
I DO know good writing from bad..
Chuck IS the man!!!!
fangsteen 1 year ago
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jsuglia 1 year ago
makes you cringe
drewcox010101 1 year ago
honestly the only reason this is funny is because of Chuck's delivery of the story. Just reading this by yourself is disturbing.
esteban57764 1 year ago
i love haunted. i love guts. i love palahniuk
valesque 1 year ago
this is much more than a story to laugh about i think...the first time i read i didnt laugh at all, i was totally impressed and overwhelmed !
JipsyTipsy 1 year ago
This is hilarious! Especially when you have other people near you reading (or in this case watching) it with you. Their reaction is priceless
remixer97 2 years ago
please dont laugh
wondermax1 2 years ago
stop laughing...this story means so much more, i have a pool...I have never dove for pearls, i have never pegged...people have done these things before...I hope we can help them.
wondermax1 2 years ago
The thing about the carrot is hilarious. Shocking, but hilarious.
JeremyMakesMusic 2 years ago
fainted? I wanted to vomit!
livvyxo 2 years ago
I saw him yesterday in Philly, I was hoping he was going to read Guts, but he didn't. Still it was amazing.
brandnew4109 2 years ago
Megalol! I fainted when I first read this!
spookykidjay 2 years ago
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MattC207 2 years ago
im pretty sure if i ever wrote a book and it got published my family would want to read it...i wonder what his family thinks of his work...
garylssk 3 years ago 2
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His dad committed suicide before he started getting published. Not sure about his mom.
NakedPanda 2 years ago
His father was murdered after the Fight Club movie was finished. He started writing Lullaby shortly after, get the facts straight.
Opiate664 2 years ago
Ah, I was told wrong. My mistake.
NakedPanda 2 years ago
I forgot how funny this was. Interesting to hear it read by the author.
IWillNotConceide18 3 years ago
this is one of the many reasons that i love this man as much as i do....
EmptyCageGirl9 3 years ago
After I finished Fight Club for the second time, i thought i would give this book a try, and when i came across this short story, i was an airplane and the woman sitting next to me thought i had a disorder because i couldnt stop laughing
NceVoy108 3 years ago
Rant is his best, and Survivor
JaketehRipper 3 years ago
perfect vid
what camera/cell did you use?
4zion4life 3 years ago
invisible monsters is also BOSS
Rockstarxdenergy 3 years ago 2
good audio thank you...jejeje!!!
VioletaPython 3 years ago
what's so disgusting about this anyway? you read this kinda shit on /b/ every day
Muvlonion 3 years ago
Do people read this "/b/" to you out loud?
bokubaka2 3 years ago
gtfo
somkindofhate8392 3 years ago
rules 1,2
nigger
OneBleachedNaruto 3 years ago
I love "Haunted" so fucking much!!
And Fight Club.
I'm reading Choke next. Heard it's amazing.
asylumstudios 3 years ago
what happened to swimming pool one
baggedyman 3 years ago
fuckin awesome book. i thought there were far more disgusting parts than this. mrs clarks daughters body rotting for example.
czeal 3 years ago
I remember being on the train and reading this while extrememly hungover. Almost puked on the passengers. Not kidding at all. I almost listened to this but then remembered this incident. I will say though - it's still my favorite story in the book.
Lustgartenny 3 years ago
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i see no point in this, it is ridiculous, just plain idiocy nothing else, not funny, not interesting, simply bullshit, i hope he earned a dollar with this pathetic shit
spanatko 3 years ago
thats a real story tho son
TheRainbowClintons 3 years ago 5
He reads it differently than I do, very cool.
TheKpow 3 years ago
Too bad it doesn't include the swimming pool story.
J4N15 3 years ago 5
i've read Haunted 5 times, it never gets old.
Guts is my favorite story, next to Hot Potting.
Chuck is amazing.
SavannahSuiCide17 4 years ago
oh my, its even better when its read aloud!
rozlovely 4 years ago 2
Yum.
melissanikol 4 years ago
guts made me laugh out loud on the bus oh boy i got some funny looks
robcr8ton 4 years ago 2
Did you have to sneak the camera in? We can't see anything?
ReedRock 4 years ago
this is everyones favorite from haunted.
rehctelfnaes 4 years ago
Do do do do you have it? Do do do do you have it?
SAOldbill 4 years ago
this is my favourite short story from haunted
the1con 4 years ago