Would I Lie two U? S04E02 part 3

[Aimtofflan]

You baaaaaaastard. Hahaha

[TheKidDoc81]

My grandfather was 81 when I was born.

[IIDunnett]

"YOU BASTARD"

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

serafinowicz telling mitchell to calm down was great

:)

[foxxycleopaterra]

Surely coffee and hot chocolate is just a mochachinno! chocoffee is just an awkward name for an already invented thing. They are awesome though

[shabzteamackles]

@foxxycleopaterra yeah thats what its probably called lol im not really on top of my coffee/tea/choc names and im kinda weird like that too hehe

[Maj2004]

Mitchell's look of skepticism at 0:54 is hilarious

[shabzteamackles]

i mix coffee and hot chocolate together, i call it chocoffee

[sillychops]

@shabzteamackles mocha ?

[lifexisxsoxpainful]

Hong Kongers have a half tea half coffee thing in the tea houses

[xbreekate]

I used to make a mix of tea coffee and milo when I was younger.

[HittokiriBatosai]

I made cofftea once by accident at a meeting at work... there was a refreshment table with teabags and coffee. I put a teabag in and while in mid-conversation, went for the coffee spout instead of the hot water spout. Didn't notice till I sat down and the meeting started up again...

[raggedyanarchist]

Ha. Cofftea. I once used my mother's teapot to store coffee, and... I dunno... the pot sort of absorbed a bit of the coffee's flavor and for weeks mom was complaining that her tea tasted like cofftea (that's exactly what she called it too)! It actually was kinda gross. Can't imagine mixing the two on purpose. :)

[HMRizer]

A mixture of tea and coffee is a very popular beverage in Hong Kong.

[DinoRaptor]

When Lee moves his mouth at 2:11 it looks like the number 34 is on his chin

[Drekafluga]

@DinoRaptor Haha! That's true. What a weird catch by the way. =)

[Wickerbasket]

@DinoRaptor Holy shit how the hell did you spot that.

[xxxbongosxxx]

@DinoRaptor how does a human notice that what the fuck :L...

[PineappleTreeTrunk]

Haha David Mitchell just takes Lee's story to the cleaners!

[manatca]

My libido gets confused with David Mitchell and Peter Serafinowicz in one episode. Too much (weird, yet potent) sex appeal going on there.

[SuperSpawnofhell]

Serafinowicz and Lee Mack are the only people to ever stop a David Mitchell rant....and lived

[donaldcat]

Half tea and half coffee is a proper drink here in Hong Kong, you can order it in almost any restaurant.

[smallblueclouds]

@donaldcat

You savages.

[Sil4s]

@donaldcat

Really? I don't remember seeing that on the menu, it's usually a cold ice tea for me.

[donaldcat]

@Sil4s Its usually not on a menu though, ask them if they have ying yeung (鴛鴦)

[Sil4s]

@donaldcat

I'll try and remember that when I go back. :D

[donaldcat]

@Sil4s Search on wikipedia: Yuanyang (drink)

[131Clem]

Press 7.

[PsychoPirate1166]

i love how Lee turns into a little kid when caught in a lie XD

[MyPyroAlex]

when did the host start getting questions oh well i dont care it was funny

[chrstphrw]

I love 7:19, when Jack cracks up and doesn't even attempt to disguise it.

[1991PatMan]

I love how David say Baastard!

[MaddieErrington]

Serafincowicz >>> I HATE HIM. Such a cock.

[puranappu]

@MaddieErrington agreed dude. his silly jokes makes me wanna punch him in the face.

[pennydesouza]

Cofftea is classic Serafincowicz verbal whimsy - surely they should have guessed...

[Mr11dollie]

telling david mitchell to 'calm down' mid rant has made me lose all respect for serafinowicz.

[AkiraChan24]

When Peter reads his card he sounds exactly like Douglas Reynholm from the IT Crowd! XD

[liamsheridan18]

hmm...imagine lee as a smurf. : ) ....

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

When peter put the sunglasses on i pissed myself laghing !hes so funny and cute!

[LemmingAttack]

Four candles.

[WhoIsDoctorSuave]

Wood eye lye two ewe?

[Autoctonal]

peter serafinowicz has very nice voice. He should be a voice actor.

[rocketskates23]

@Autoctonal he is!

[Autoctonal]

@rocketskates23 I guess he follow my advise

[nieson0727]

@Autoctonal Ooh seconded! Love his "Hi, I'm Dwayne, Dwayne Benzie." in Spaced.

[MckaysProductions]

@Autoctonal If your serious, you should no he is a voice actor lol

[WalterLiddy]

@Autoctonal Yeah they should have had him do Darth Maul or something.

[devilMiro]

@Autoctonal he is isn't he? darth maul?

[310BPM]

@Autoctonal

he's done loads of voice-overs and adverts, and even video games. :)

[vanillalatteblended]

People in Hong Kong DO drink this tea and coffee mixture! It's everywhere - restaurants, canned, sold in packets. They call it Yin Yong (Yin and Yang) And it's one of those things you have to try when you go there (feeling rather sorry I didn't as I type :(  )

[Alishhh4]

I already knew the Catherine Zeta Jones story was true, I've heard him tell it at least twice before. Why do they even let Rob have a go it's just a waste of contestants, he's always there.

[honeyflowerchild]

my Granny gave birth to my Mother when she was 46, and my Dad (who is 68) his uncle died in WW1, stranger things have happend, love this show, thanks for sharing.

[lynottlives]

david mitchell and peter serafinowicz together (albeid on different teams). has to be one of the best things ever

[pinkshrimp]

As someone whose parents were 72 and 60 respectively when I was 18, I took the panel's reaction to him saying his grandmother gave birth at 45 a tiny tad offending.

It's shit growing up with old parents. just sayin'

Not that I was buying Lee's story.

[pokexplosion21]

So you were 10, and she was about 5? You STOLE a five year old little girls dinner money, at the age of 10? You BASTARD!

[MrDg0000]

There was a bit in Gavin and Stacey where a guy said he drank a mix of tea and coffee and he called it a toffee. Wonder where she got the idea from?

[DiabolicBadger]

"There's already a thing called toffee" :-D had me laughing so hard

[TBB1210]

:58, you can see the "oh, F*ck" look on Lee's face immediately after David's question.

[357Snowball]

David is younger than lee!

[sirmoobalot]

I don't get whats so bad about his grandad being 100, mine was 94 when he died this year and I'm 17? Not like it's impossible...

[MeLissABakEr11]

you getting out a gun?'

[ERASERRICH]

'Your grandad was a hundred before you were 18?'

[blahXD23]

The chinese do have a tea and coffee mix. Its actually pretty good.

[Autumnisntover]

My great grandmother is 102

[slopit12]

David Mitchell is quick!

[gbraae]

Peter is so elegant....and funny lol :)

[JDizzle5978]

I love Peter's hair. On anyone else it would look deranged but he pulls it off :P

[trollsSuck4ever]

I've had a Coffee Milk Tea. Taste great!

[katiemayyy710]

@trollsSuck4ever You aren't by chance from Rhode Island, are you? I've actually wondered how that would taste...

[anus419]

woah, Ruth is 43? she looks way younger.

[briosgaid]

Rob told the Catherine Zeta Jones story when he was a guest in series 2, no?

[chrstphrw]

@briosgaid He didn't. Don't be silly.

[allerdyce]

jason manford's american accent=fail

[qlancer]

I like how the host got involved. Very unique!

[beatyourheartout91]

I'm eighteen years old and my grandpa would be 96 if he were alive. It's not THAT weird :/

[PurushaDesa]

Rob Brydon broke a rule - don't make Peter explain the joke because we're not thick!

[standup001]

So Rob´s really a part of the rounds now? I really like him, but I think he interfers too much. To be honest, I might just think that because Angus was more in the background.

Dara on Mock is a big part of the show and talk with the panels all the time and I think that´s great so..

:)

[fannumber666z]

The whole 5000 dollar bet thing was hilarious

[leglesstheelf]

@fannumber666z £500 bet (we don't use dollars)

[tangent272]

Thanks again,Mr M!

[everalways]

This is the funniest part of all their episodes by far!

[chrstphrw]

What on Earth is Jason doing at the edge of the camera at 1:00 ?

[RoyalSongstress]

@chrstphrw Clapping, I think. Though he looks like he's making chicken arms. :D

[ElantraCar39]

What great fun this was! Thanks for sharing these videos.

[bookworm3583]

Serafinowicz and Lee Mack cutting of a David Mitchell rant is tantamount to a crime against humanity, in my book.

[SideWaysThinker]

@bookworm3583

Quite

[daedralord1]

@bookworm3583 indeed

[cutthroooat]

This is such a great show. I wish it was on every day, rather than just 6-8 episodes per year! And I wish they had Stephen Fry or Dara Ó Briain on some time. Or Ronni Ancona! The list of funny people on British TV is seemingly endless... :D

[PurushaDesa]

@cutthroooat

Not sure if you meant 'on more often', but Dara and Ronni have been on. The Dara episodes are 1,3. and 2,4. The Ronni one is 3,7.

[RoyalSongstress]

It always throws me off when they say 'dinner' in Britain rather than Lunch. As a Canadian, it makes me picture them going to school at night. :p

[aliensexgangchildren]

@RoyalSongstress people say that in the southern states of the US also, it's confusing, what everyone else would call dinner they call supper

[255ad]

@RoyalSongstress in Britain we use the word lunch too but it traditionally means an uncooked meal like sandwiches or salad

[InsertLettersHere]

@RoyalSongstress I still get confused when my friends invite me over for 'dinner'. The first time I stayed for lunch at my friend's her mum said "Would you like to stay for dinner?" I was really confused and was going to leave to come back later xD

[Roboshi2007]

@RoyalSongstress In the UK dinner can mean either, but it's like when you say flour/flower you just read the context of the sentence and work out the meaning.

[leglesstheelf]

@RoyalSongstress We do, we're nocturnal ^_^

[Grix09]

@RoyalSongstress Just to let you know, most Brits use Dinner / Tea interchangeably as the final meal of that day. Apart from that we have Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Tea and Biscuits and finally Tea and Crumpets on special occasions.

[iEditStuf]

@RoyalSongstress

In canada if you had your main meal of the day at midday would you still call it lunch then? Cos if i had my main meal of the day at midday calling it lunch would feel weird lol

[AlexThomson1000]

@iEditStuf Exactly what I was thinking. Lunch in the evening?!

[fowad27]

@iEditStuf but why would it be your main meal? don't the kids go home and get a proper dinner?

[iEditStuf]

@fowad27

what about weekends?

you don't have to have your main meal of the day in the evening...

[fowad27]

@iEditStuf I guess we define things differently. If it happens in the evening, it's dinner. If it happens in the afternoon, it's lunch.

[xXBeckyMacDXx]

@RoyalSongstress Here in Scotland (part of Britain) we call it 'lunch', not 'dinner' so we would agree with you lol

[crimsletons90]

@xXBeckyMacDXx same in Northern Ireland

[wimpylassiter2336]

@RoyalSongstress as a redneck from the south (of america), old southern people say dinner for lunch, and supper for dinner.

[TheLordbyrum]

@wimpylassiter2336 What part of the south are you from dinner and supper are interchangeable here in Texas

[wimpylassiter2336]

@TheLordbyrum Lower Alabama. (actually Florida) yeah same here. dinner and supper are interchangeable.

[fakeaccount663]

@RoyalSongstress

well im British and ive always known that dinner refers to afternoon food and lunch is what you eat midday, however i never though about why we dont call dinner money, lunch money instead despite the fact its money used to buy lunch and not dinner.

[birdman3120]

@fakeaccount663 Rob saying dinner money was probably because the school did dinner meals in the evening. He went to an independent school, that may have done boarding, so would have provided an evening meal.

[TheIntruderSeries]

@birdman3120 No. Over here we call a hot lunch (as in cooked meal) dinner and a sandwich or salad or toast etc. lunch.

We also call Dinner (evening) supper.

the confusing thing is that if you go to a restaurant for your midday meal, it's still called lunch.

Confused?

So are we.

[birdman3120]

@TheIntruderSeries I'm sorry, lunch is lunch in the UK and dinner or supper is dinner or supper. I have never come across someone calling a hot lunch dinner, until now of course.

[ijustdontlabel]

@birdman3120 Have you not heard the expression school dinners?? Aha yeah we're weird like that :P xx

[birdman3120]

@ijustdontlabel I have heard of school dinners, but at my school it refered to the evening meal they provided.

[ijustdontlabel]

@birdman3120 I know lol dinner is the last meal of the day but for some reason school "lunches" are called school dinners XD quite funny really, my nan is a dinner lady for a middle school funny that they're not called lunch ladies really! xx

[birdman3120]

@ijustdontlabel I see what you mean. What I'm saying is that lunch was called lunch at my school because the school provided dinner as well. My original point about the video, is that Rob probably called it dinner money because he went to an independent school that may have provided dinner.

[ijustdontlabel]

@birdman3120 Oh I get you! Aha we are quite a strange country lol xx

[birdman3120]

@ijustdontlabel Yeah, I suppose we are lol xx

[cpfairleyodd]

@birdman3120 No school in Britain is open late enough to serve dinner. We just call it dinner money because that's how it is.

[birdman3120]

@cpfairleyodd Mine was, end of ;)

[birdman3120]

@RoyalSongstress We never say dinner instead of lunch in Britain. Lunch is your midday meal and dinner or supper is your evening meal. Rob saying dinner money was probably because the school did dinner meals in the evening. He went to an independent school, that may have done boarding, so would have provided an evening meal.

[PollyBreedDumb]

@RoyalSongstress I'm English and I always say Lunch. It annoys me when people say dinner too. It doesn't sound right! D:

[AlexLong1000]

@RoyalSongstress The reason we say dinner, or at least when I did when I was a kid, is cause a lot of the food wasn't food you'd have as lunch, like sandwiched or pastries. It was like roast chicken with gravy, and stuff like that, stuff you'd have for dinner.

[PezCuckow]

@RoyalSongstress In the UK Dinner means an evening meal?

[ITubaUTuba]

@RoyalSongstress - There's definitely a class distinction re the use of 'dinner'. The lower classes tend to have dinner at lunchtime and tea/supper in the evening. For the middle-upper classes the meals are only ever referred to as lunch (midday) and dinner (evening). One can quickly determine a person's breeding by his or her use of vocabulary - the above being one such example.

[Sil4s]

@ITubaUTuba

My dinner is usually some time between 1 - 3am, what does that make me? xD

[ihussain81]

@RoyalSongstress canada is gay, your police are called mounties and some of you are french. and your national animal is a beaver, which is just dirty minded........i'm joking

[LaLongeCarbine]

@ihussain81 LoL of course mounties are awesome. Although some of them do seem to spend slightly too much time chasing a mouse.

[theemeraldhour]

@ihussain81 Lol fail troll is fail.

[Avanniel]

I love it how nobody questions the fact that Rob's playing :)

(Thankyou for the upload!)

[MrLazyEyes]

You can see Lee's habits when he's lying. Biting the lip, stiff neck, hardly blinking.

[jonno2019]

@MrLazyEyes and a smirk that he cant seem to hide as well

[ELuhn]

@MrLazyEyes  And that brief moment of catatonia when he realizes that he's just been caught red-handed due to math.

[KCtheGreater]

lol Rob get's to play XD

btw to clear things up, there is actually a drink that combines coffee and tea. although afc it's not called 'cofftea'

[spazzing]

@KCtheGreater yes there is a coffee+tea in Hong Kong it's called Yuanyang, or Ying Yang. And apparently according to wiki, Peter Andre has invented a Cofftea lol.

[magoini]

Yeah! Rob get's to play!!!