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  • Like if the most recent cinema snob 80's Dan sent you here :)

  • I rather have coal from the bowles of Hell than this game for christmas

  • Happy Holidays from Atari. We hate you.

  • Breaking news: ET the game was the worst metod of turture during all 80s dictotorships.

  • Only from Atari

  • just in time for christmas, I think I heard that one in most shity games made super fast with lots of bugs

  • There were much, much worse games than E.T. for Atari 2600. Anyone here play the 2600 version of Pac-Man?

  • @richmwill Yes, In fact I just got it for the 2600. When I got E.T. for the 2600 back in '86 my console conked out before I got a chance to even play it. I guess I should be grateful for that.

  • E.T. for Atari. The worst Christmas present ever.

  • "You got me the ET video game? What horrible atrocity am I guilty of?! Why couldn't I just get a lump of coal like usual?"

  • thank you for not putting some douchey stamp over the video like the people at retrojunk

  • they showed the entire game in the commercial! =D

    

  • I would have rather gotten a lump of coal for christmas than this pos. At least you can burn coal for heat. This game doesn't even bury good- they had to smash them and pave over them!

  • damn!! "I" wanted an E.T. for the 2600 for xmas =( i want to waste a whole 5 minutes of my life playing the shittiest game ever devised by man. where can i find a copy?? ebay? clist? hmm...new mexico !!!!!!!

  • Poor Kid!... :S

  • erhmm well z<.< acctualy nintendo was born during the 84 gamecrash and there were serveral other factors for it aswell. like to many consolles out on the market.. to many copycats.. bad and overproduced games (like pacman and et) so well nintendo was born in a time of much less standard on the videogame ..and : '( stupid gamecrash my dad showed me the atari 2600 in 98 think we still have it up on tha attic :3 nom nom nom ATARI

  • top 3 worst games:

    1.E.T

    2.superman 64

    3:action 52

  • blame Warner Communications theyre the ones who owned them at the time and they are to be blamed partically or fully for the '84 Video game crash.

  • Maybe they should have set their sights on another release date - Easter 1983 perhaps? Summer break 1983?

  • This should have been a 1983 released game.

  • I bet that dog died a long time ago. :(

  • Probably between 1985 and 1990 sometime.

  • Yeah, I grew up with Atari and didn't think ET was that bad a game...just kinda stupid.

  • Remember seeing this on TV a LONG time ago...

  • I don't see why so many people hate ET. For an Atari game it isn't that bad.

  • And you have the game that ruined atari 2600

  • noooooo dont do it, ET sucks monkey dick.

  • I remember seeing another Christmas

    commercial with Atari 2600 systems

    being played all over the neighborhood

    to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry

    Christmas". It had to be from 1981, since

    the E.T. commercial was from 1982. I

    hope YouTube digs that one out of the

    vault very soon. I'd love to see it again.

  • *kid opens present and see E.T. for the Atari game*

    Kid: Cool! ET! Thanks mom and dad!

    [Ten Minutes Later]

    Kid: This sucks...

    *Kid goes to new mexico and buries it.*

  • @Incrediboy2000 what the hell do you know you young idiot. Your dad squirted many of your brother and sisters in your moms mouth before you even were considered when this came out. This was good graphics and game back then. go back to your gay facebook

  • the moment that E.T. put that cartridge in Nolan Bushnell had a heart attack

  • Those kids were bad this year so get ET for Atari for Christmas

  • Where's the Grinch when you need him?

  • All we have so far is E.T.

  • only from atari, the worst game ever

  • wow, flashback!

  • it could have been a good game if Howard Warshaw 's fuckig bosses gave him more time. They gave him 6 weeks. The average atari cartridge takes 3-4 months to make and produce 300,000 or more copies. So in six weeks he had to make the game, produce 500,000,000 copies, and ship it out in time for christmas. so blame the creator's bosses

  • They all should be shot for releasing that game... Even by early 80's standards, it was horrible. I hear they buried 1000's of copies of it.... As if I'm not pissed of enough about the 5200 controllers... ;-)

  • They burried PacMan cartriges as well.

  • Why do people think ET was so bad? Compared to other 2600 games, it just wasn't the abomination so many people seem to think it was. The fact that they overproduced this game and were forced to dump some half a million copies in a New Mexico landfill does not mean it was necessarily a terrible game. It was just a poor business decision to saturate the market with so many copies.

  • Plus ET didn't cause the Videogame crash of 1983. The Videogame crash was already in full steam before the release of ET...

  • @poshko41: I'm glad someone has the courage to say this. ET wasn't that bad of a game. I beat it several times as a kid and it was one of my favorite 2600 cartridges. (Along with Mystic Ark and Airlock).

    If people want to play bad Atari 2600 movie license games they ought to try Porky's.

  • That game is worse than coal!

  • i gave this game to a pawn shop and they gave me $5 for that piece of shit 5 whole bucks!

  • They paid you for this game? Wow, you're such a lucky man! XD

  • ya it was thrown out

  • Hmmm didnt Atari dump like all undsold ET cartridges on a landfill becuase it sucked so badly?

  • gota love the cheesy retro ads

  • actually I have to say the game is good considering that the programmer only had 6 weeks to make it. Normally a game could take 6 months. But overall it is terrible

  • Santa E.T.'s like "Ho Ho Ho! I brought CRAP!"

  • No, it was just Santa using his imagination.

    For the naughty kids, "E.T." was worse than coal.

  • Good commercial,bad game

  • This game was so bad, that almost every copy made was returned to atari, then, they dumped it in a new mexico landfill. I swear to god this is true

  • I have heard that too. Many, many copies of this game were literally buried in the ground. I noticed that another person had commented that it was partially responsible for the video game crash of '83. I have also heard that same thing many times. I personally got the game when it came out. I found it difficult to figure out at first, but one day learned how to finish the game. Another person mentioned the Pac Man game for the 2600. Yes, that was an awful port of that game. Possibly the worst.

  • Yeah the landfill thing is definitely true, and Pac-Man was buried in it too. It is no doubt the worst port of Pac-Man.

  • well like 2 million pac-man anyway. Atari made 12 million when there were only 10 million Atari 2600's and in the end they only managed to get rid of 10 million and that was mainly due to the fact that Pac-Man replaced combat as the pack-in game

  • Pac-man was at least playable. But E.T. Was made by atari. ATARI! The company that was dominating the market until nintendo entered the market!

  • No, Atari collapsed from the market when Nintendo decided to get in the market.

    Nintendo also had a tough time trying to sell their product to retailers because the retailers didn't want to go through the same crap they had endured at the height of video game market's crash. Nintendo had to promise retailers that they would buy back all unsold stock if the NES didn't sell.

  • Actually Nintendo hadnt come out yet and the market collapsed well before the NES was released. I remember because I was a teenager back then. The NES revived the market because the games were much closer to their arcade counterparts.

  • I mistyped my reply to "resettimanalt."

    I meant to say that Nintendo's entry wasn't the reason for Atari's fall (and when Atari did fall, the NES wasn't available).

    And, one reason out of many for the success of the NES was that Nintendo maintained a level of control over software development that Atari did not with the 2600.

    Nintendo opted to keep the platform closed and license the right to develop on the system to those willing to do so on Nintendo's terms.

  • Atari never recognized the potential for 3rd parties to develop games on their system without their consent, so they never created anything that would allow Atari to protect their own platform, much less enforce conditions for 3rd parties to make games on the 2600.

    The biggest fall as a result of this oversight came from Atari losing their lawsuit against Activision.

    Under this legal precedent, everyone and their mother started making games for the 2600, flooding the market with bad software.

  • I should rephrase what I said: Atari was already down and out even before Nintendo decided to get in the market.

    One big reason for Atari's failure was Commodore.

    Another was putting too much of a stake in "E.T." and "Pac-Man."

    Another was losing their case against Activision, which set a precedent that many companies wanting to cash in making games took advantage of. You had companies like Quaker Oats making bad games, and all the crap drowned out the good games from Activision and Imagic.

  • gah adjust the tracking on yur vcr is all wiggley. -_0

  • That evil game caused the video game crash of '83. I feel bad for the kids that got the game T_T

  • I would kick his motherfucker ass out out my fucking house and get a fucking shotgun and shoot his fucking balls. No alien is coming in my house. What a faggot.

  • My sisters had this about 10 years ago but we chucked the piece of SHIT out in the bin! :-)

  • I have a copy. Right now it's about 20 feet to my left on the other side of the JVC TV.

  • My mom (born 1970) loved this game lol

  • SCREW YOU

  • hey dude, show some respect or get ur face beat in!

  • hahahha i would just kick his motherfucker ass out MY HOUSE!!!!

  • A generation of kids went back to their Etch-a-sketch's and coloring books after E.T.!

  • Atari buried about 5 million odd unsold E.T. cartridges in a landfill in the New Mexico desert, plus another 5 million other unsold cartridges which were primarily PacMan.

  • God that sucks so badly Id rather get a book than an atari with ET fuck

  • "Happy Holidays from Atari... you little bastards."

  • i rather get a turd than E.T. and the kids parents must really hate them

  • How would the parents know how it was? It was the first movie based game.

  • The dang comercial makes it seem like the game is the shit, but it IS a piece of freaken SHIT!!! You first see it under a christmas tree, and sooner or later they see it buried in new mexico.

  • I bet ET threw the game into the fire during the first 5 minutes of game play.

  • it looks like on the game all he does is walk around in circles.

  • haha I'd be pretty pissed if someone brought E.T. for Christmas.

    Bad enough I do own the game anyway, aye at least it wasn't a Christmas present.

  • I don't think I would smile as a kid if I walked downstairs and saw a mutant with fingers like that playing with my joystick!

  • LMAO! What a sad christmas day for those kids. What's more disturbing is that their dog didn't bother warning them about this extraterestrial wandering into their unlocked home, letting the warm air out of the house, allowing that blizzrd snow in and not wiping his feet.

  • Funny comment, Twizzledoc.

  • God knows how bad those kids are to be punished THAT badly!

  • That game was really slow and boring. It sucked, just like the ET bicycle.

  • You know why E.T.'s health gets so bad in the movie E.T.? It's not because of Earth's atmosphere, it's because Elliot made him play that shitty game.

  • lol! nice.

  • Lol.

  • man imagine having that games as a present for cristmhas XD

  • AHAHA that would be like hell xD

  • Et video Game = Lump of coal

  • GTA 4 is better.

    NOT!!

    PAC-MAN IS GOD! :D

    PERIOD! HATS DOWN!

  • too bad they couldn't improve on the game. It would have been so cool to play as E.T. and enjoy it. I mean for freaks sake people you are playing as E.T.!

  • et go home

  • Lol!!!!!

  • "Quick! We have to kick that mutant ET of the planet in time for Christmas or the holidays will be ruined!"

    They obviously failed when this game was released.

  • just as the AVGN puts it

    fuck that shitty game

  • the kids would probably cryonce they tryed the game

  • por ese juego quebró atari?

  • those kids will be pretty sad when they play that game

  • ET Was all like

    ET Fuck dis piece of crap.

  • ET (after playing his own game): ET phone lawyer

  • good commercial

    bad game

  • brings a tear to my eyes!!! how friggin classic can you get!!! THANK YOU!!!

  • this game was shit..........so shit,u may as well not even call it a game!!!!

  • Wow, not only does this commercial guilt you into a buying this piece of shit but it's not even a remotely GOOD game!! Sadly I own 2 copies of it..both given as gifts

  • Just looking at that commercial it reminds me of the good ole days. Believing in santa, waking up to see all the presents up under the tree, It was so good being a kid! I hope one day I will have the chance to share the moments and love with my kids. The 80's was the best!!!!

  • exactly, waking up to open my playstation when i was 4 (i was a smart 4 year old, dont ask), 90s was better.

  • Wow, those kids must have done something really bad to get E.T. I'm afraid to find out what they did to deserve that!

  • hahahahahahahaah they must be bad kids ahha santa brought them a piece of shit

  • E.T is like wow my game sucks

  • that mofo broke into their house

  • Me Love E.T.

  • ruining gamer's lifes forever, and destorying christmas...that's atari.

  • deppressing holidays, from atari

  • too bad they buried over a million of these carts (amoung others) in a Landfill in New Mexico....

  • how is that too bad? its a dead game move on

  • LMAO...I remember that commercial, when it was actually being aired and not some documentary...LOL

  • reasons why ET is the crappiest game in the universe:

    1) it has almost no sound!

    2) everything looks crappy

    3) you always fall into the stupid ditch

    4) you die by time

    5) over all, once you figure out the game, it takes you about 3 minutes to beat it -_-

  • seriously i have the game and it is the WORST of all games

  • ET is the king of all crappy games

    movie=big hit movie

    game=big horrid mothr fuckn game out of a beaner's dick

  • Atari had to bury millions of E.T carts in a New Mexico desert landfill because they wouldn't sell.

  • If E.T came in and started playing that piece of crap in my house,I would let him keep it and tell him to get me an NES for that game. That game sucked frozen dog terds.

  • The kids thought it was Santa. They probably vomited when they found out it was E.T.

  • This game sets bad examples for kids. The FBI agent and Doctor are both perverts. Have you seen when they rape ET?!

  • Ever played Raiders of the Lost Ark? A shady man with a wide hat steals your stuff and sometimes it looks like he's raping you. It's really funny, but it's a bad game.

  • One of my favorite '80s Christmas commercials of all time!

  • to get it "just in time for christmas" the idiot who programmed it did it in 5 WEEKS.

  • The "idiot who programmed it"? You do know who programmed it right? It's more like the genius who somehow managed to work magic enough to squeeze that out of five weeks when anyone else would have simply released a crap game like "Gremlins 2600". But yeah, sure, I'm sure reading about it from Gamespot entitles you to call the programmer of Yars Revenge and Raiders of the Lost Arc an idiot. Idiot.

  • gremlins 2600 is a much better game than ET IMO. Shooting gremlins 3rd person shooter style is MUCH better than falling in holes over and over. HSW ruled except for ET

  • I saw in a documentary when the programmers who founded Activision left Atari the next pack of games who sold Atari were garbage (ET, Raiders of...) but some people liked them.

  • Good commercial for a terrible game. But if it wasn't for the 1983/4 video game crash, The NES might never of been a hit. I guess sometimes bad things lead to good things.

  • I think your on to something.....

  • What you don't see in the ad is the deleted scene of E.T. screaming "STOP FALLING INTO THE FUCKING HOLES CONSTNALTY!!!", before bursting into tears after realising the magnitude of his selling out-ness.

  • I HATED that game! I kept falling into that damned hole, and couldn't get out!

  • bahahaha same here, kept falling down the hole and would get angry as a kid...that thing's probably a collector's item now.

  • lol if E.T. came in my house like that i would beat the shit out of him

  • Like he was Santa Claus' most retarded elf!!!

  • The game was actually a challenge with the difficulty on hardest (FBI Agent on, Scientist on), but I feel sick when I think how many 1982 dollars my parents shelled out for it.

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  • Its funny how the comercial keeps bragging about that total peice of $#@*.

  • So beautiful. This game is actually quite good. Look up on youtube "How To Beat Home Video Games E.T."

  • Worst video game of all time, promptly and permanently removed from my collection.

    I'd rather have janitorial duties at the Special Olympics than ever play that game again.

  • stupid commercial and stupid game FUCKIN HORRIBLE!!!

  • E.T stole christmas

  • Brings back great memories!!

  • Wow....I so wanna re edit this...

    The game was the cause of the video game crash...>_<

  • I got an atari for £30 in 1983 from my dad. I don't remember that game (er, thankfully I think!) hadn't heard much about it before. What was the atari crash thing in 1983?

  • Haha, the music is nostalgic. :(

  • Even in the early 80's, they were forcing that "Happy Holidays" garbage down our throats. Sad ain't it?

  • This commercial could sell anything, Perfect locale: Christmas tree, dog laying by fireplace, snow falling HEAVLY outside, whimsical music, early 80's time period, . . where was I?

  • I remember that one...Can't believe people bought and played those games...just horrible...

  • I remember getting Pac Man for the 2600 and being soooo

    pissed off at it that I sold my whole system for $25 and used the money to play the REAL Pac Man at the arcade, what a waste of a recreation.

  • if i opened a chrismis gift and i saw ET as 1 of my presents OMG some1s gonna get hurt

  • God, what an awful piece of shit that game was. Unfortunately, it led the way for hundreds of other shitty games based on movies.

  • E.T. was one of the two games infamous for the videogame crash of 1983 causing a hiatus in the US videogaming industry. Well, some people claim that the crash never happened, but even those people agree that E.T. bought down Atari. Way to go Atari, manufacturing all those ET games, which later became nothing more than landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

  • So I take it 2600 Pac-Man was the other one I take it? I'm too young to remember the crash of 1983, as I was still a young little sapling...

  • That video game actually was pretty bad, but phenominal for a five-week programming time period. I admire this game because of how fast it was done. If anyone else could do a whole game from scratch in only 25 business days, let me know. Great commercial!

  • hmmmm......

  • Happy Holidays from Atari.

    If they said that now someone would drive by and throw cat shit at them.

  • "the video game that all you stupid gullible kids will buy just because it says E.T on the front"

  • I actually liked that game, alot.

  • Oh man. Seeing this almost gave me an aneurysm! Wow talk about a total forgotten memory flooding back on you. I remember watching this when I was so young, I didn't even know what they where selling, just that ET was in it.

  • Those two walking down the stairs look like they are happy to come and kick E.T. out of the house, while planning to take the E.T. cartridge and put it in a toaster.

  • This brought back memories of my ex-girlfriend. She had an E.T. finger that was also a vibrator. I hate her more than I hate this game.

  • LOLOL HAHAHA something bout that sentence made me laugh my ass off

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I loved that game. Unfairly ripped on. One of the only Atari games that actually had a point and an ending.

  • What a beautiful commercial. I'll bet many many little children (myself included at the time) saw this wonderful magical commercial with little ET all dressed up as Santa and wished upon a midnight star that this game would be in their little laps to play on Christmas day. ONLY TO BE HEART-WRENCHED AND CRYING IN TEARS AFTER PLAYING IT FOR 10 MINUTES, AND BEGGING THEIR PARENTS TO TELL THEM WHY SANTA WOULD LEAVE SUCH AN EVIL EVIL THING IN THEIR STOCKINGS!

  • LMAO!!!!

  • thats really sad how that game was such a big flop, it destroyed kids lives.. good comercial tho

  • I know it was bad, but it didn't distroy their lives did it?

  • That brought back memories.. I liked the ET game though it was frustrating.. Dad still has it in his basement along with the Atari 2600 jr. and other games.

  • How is it a happy holiday if you get that game? Hahaha.

  • Well say LOL!!