SMBC Theater - Prank Patrol

[arbitraryconfusion]

2:00 The book title is "kicking babies and taking names"

[Metatronflaren]

Once you realize JP's right hand is deformed, you can never unsee it, in any video, ever.

[MarkHajdukSplit]

@Metatronflaren Actually many of us already know and don't notice it at all. And deformed isn't really the word for it. But yeah, you're right: he's kidding himself if he thinks he can lead a normal life with such a terrible horrible deformity. It's so sad that he's no longer a human being. T.T think before you type shit.

[Metatronflaren]

@MarkHajdukSplit - That is not what I wanted to say -_-' he is awesome regardless of that, but I still cannot unsee it. You do realize that they try to hide it in every video that involves him, do you not? My point was that once I noticed that, I could not unsee it. I see it every time, and I see that they are trying to hide it, and it somewhat derails my attention from the performance. But nevermind. I should be clearer.

[MarkHajdukSplit]

@Metatronflaren Oh, it's fine I was in a pissy mood. I know you didnt mean offence, I just have an uncle who had two of his fingers cut off, too. But I think it might be because the actor himself is embarrassed. If he has dignity, he wont allow anyone to tell him that hes too much of a freak to be shown, but I can understand why he wouldnt want attention. Maybe he thinks that if people see his hand, they'll judge him on that and not his acting. Anyway, good to know you're not a dick or anything.

[dieded4]

Do they have the same exact book for everywhere theres would book?

[fistsmcgee]

how would i go about picking up a copy of kicking babies and taking names?

[Velourgod]

its that cunthole, steve

[disaznboy08]

i thought steve couldnt see

[DuckReconMajor]

Heh, there's that book again.

[McNoah94]

inb4 Spiderman thread. If you understand, PM me so I can brofist you through the internet.

[mrfishyfishy]

And this is why we need gun control laws...

[Nikcesco]

"Momicide" was great. But, "Knife was da bomb!" stole the sketch.

[TimdeVisser86]

That is some Kafka-esque comedy right thurr.

[pineapple2048]

At the end of the video, Colin's reading the book that James wrote in "Genie" about being a serial killer. Apparently, he got his own show afterwards.

[Kerrandrius]

How do they make an episode a week if the roommate spends months in the hospital between scenes?

[Urnogod]

@Kerrandrius they're prerecorded

[trekkiebaby]

BLOOD LOSS!

[botchalism]

MOMICIDE!!

[meggaiwa]

I love it. Make a show out of it :D Please

[SekundesC]

1:58 Was that "Kickin' babies and takin' names"?

[IAmSgtPepper]

Oh, I get it! He's 5 cent because his name is JP NICKEL.

[LoliEbeneezer]

Note how he is reading the book Kickin' Babies and takin' names, about James being "History's most brutal murderer (who also has a very small penis)".

[GLWillaims]

watch,dont fish and drive!

[thiagomenescal]

Am I too nerdy if I automatically thought about Squall from FFVIII when they said Knife Gun?

[Kogerii]

Gunblades.

A few too many of these sketches are dudes being assholes and everyone thinking it's ok 'cept 1 guy. 

[DdlyHeadshot]

1: They're using Tweeterman's music

2: The book at the end was the one James relaesed in the genie episode!

[v1rtualguy]

Those guys are sick. I love it! >:-D

[slacknhash]

I have to disagree with 5 ¢ent. Knife was not da bomb. Bomb was da bomb.

[SAlpsu]

@slacknhash Bomb was da knife.

[slacknhash]

@SAlpsu And yet no sign of Knife 2: Knife Bomb...

[HeroicDolphin]

nothing like prank patrol, but really funny xD

[part2themovie]

@imaginaryswordsman white chicks was set up for "but but but but he's black" if this was set up for momicide ill unsubscribe

[trekkiebaby]

This makes me lol. :P

[PnzrDiv666]

momicide? its called Matricide, look it up.

[wizard13335]

@PnzrDiv666 *WHOOSH*

[whattwowhat]

@PnzrDiv666 That's right! When viewing a serious dissertation on the entertainment value of attempted murder, a proper vocabulary is a must.

[S3PARADIGM]

@PnzrDiv666 Matricide is killing your own mother. There is not a word for killing someone else's mother, other than generic words like homicide or murder.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

I have the best prank Gun/knife Steve, the touch him on the penis "WAHHM!"

(anyone?)

[TwoRrrrr]

"He lost his ability to see due the stroke - *high voice* BLOOD LOOOOSS!"

EPIC

[BloodAssassin32]

Holy shit, some nice accuracy in the Gun episode.

[DerelictFrog33]

Moooomiciiddeee :D

[ShinyRust]

Momicide!

[vaarsuviusprime]

Still my favorite smbc video ever!

[JennifferRiddle]

OMG! the best MTV shows parody evaaar!

[Saltheigh]

liked Steve's punchline.

what... what's with all this "touch him on the penis"?

[eantquox]

@Saltheigh watch the Cosmotopian video. It'll make sense

[Saltheigh]

@eantquox the universe makes so much more sense now.

[gamerunknown]

I'm fairly sure Steve's immortal

[tbeaar05]

MOMICIDE!!

[vivaelphaba]

um...this is not all that funny.

[Monologue]

@vivaelphaba Clearly, you don't watch enough television

[vivaelphaba]

@Monologue nope. it rots your brain.

[someguy72791]

Lol at the book he's reading at the end. Throwback all the way to "Genie". The Story of the World's Most Brutal Murderer (Who Also Has a Small Penis)

:D

[dllahr]

Momicide!!!

[melskunk]

Prank patrol is a Canadian kid's TV show.. I'd be careful with this :P

[nsGrif]

Where did they get that USP Match, I wonder? Or rather, both of them? And if they are fake, I still want them.

[Elephantintheroom01]

HEY!! I wanted to say that...

Dude, do you srsly think the'd get real USPs and licenses for this show?

[taltamir]

this certainly explains all those people dying due to "harmless hazing pranks"

[LtBoot]

lol, JP Nickle is called 5 cents.

[tangledupinplaid]

Hahahaha I didn't pick up on that until you pointed it out :D

[ShoeDestruction]

...They kind of remind me of Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers for some reason o.O

[TheFriendlyMoosh]

@ShoeDestruction

OMG it's true.

[IIILazarusIII]

You should watch a belgian film named "C'est arrivé près de chez vous" (in english Man bites Dog") made by Rémi Belvaux.

[aRedSummerProduction]

That's something alright...

[Collagenre]

Funny. And kind of disturbing/frightening!

[withouts4nity]

knife-gun totally saved it. (:

[plaguezxs]

Knife was da bomb!

[starwarsretard]

O0o0o0o! More Colin, please!

[tehredmage]

That was strangely hilarious...

[emc2logpi]

I guess some one thinks this is funny.

[DdlyHeadshot]

Prank Patrol is an actual TV programme over here...

[starspiritgeno]

KNIFE GUUUN!

[JesseandStuff]

haha "knife gun" funny stuff

<3 Jesse

[strangedominion]

hahaah its soo bad cause i can totally see this on mtv for real....MOMICIDE!

[jpnickel]

@SekundesC glad you caught that!

[goldcat7]

The thing that actually makes this video is the last line he says.

[ritsch32]

AWESOME!!!!

[Gwelphie]

commit momicide, then touch her son on the penis.

[vaarsuviusprime]

I've watched this three times and laughed each time.

[mercator79]

Usually good. This was just dumb

[SekundesC]

Hahah, JP holding his gun backwards at ultimate deception.

[basser]

Hahaha.. his name is 'Nickel', and he's 5 cents... I get it.

[Bibliofish]

'Momicide' was p clever.

[johnster99]

He's reading "kickin' babies and takin' names"! XD

[theindomitablebug]

Well done. Great job guys.

[Spadlyspadlyspadly]

"Dude! TOTAL REVERSAL" is about to become my message tone. One of the best again guys. Putting Kicking Babies & Taking Names back in there was the cherry on the top.

[DoubleTRex]

Tim and Eric much? Or should I say Jim and Derrick? But I wasn't seeing the gun part coming lol!

[reNINTENDO]

1:19 Best part. Not because of what they say but... just look at how he holds the gun XD

[maryaceofdiamonds]

very good

one of the best so far for sure, i'd say

[fraseryt]

MOMICIDE!

[goose1212343]

Don't you love public domain music?

[DdlyHeadshot]

They ripped off Tweeterman's music!

[AdrianvsJak]

This is my least favorite SMBC

[xuten]

awesome job!

[JGK150]

What's truly gold about this video is that at the end, "Steve" is reading the book James got from the Genie episode. Haha!

"Dude, I kick babies! *James points to the diagram of the 'sweet spot* "

[pliskin100]

@JGK150 hah, he is to.

[thebearmancometh]

I laughed. Nice shades, JP!

[RyanH181]

Prank Partol is actually a Canadian kids show, about pranks. Did they know that?

[bluebrooke98]

stupid

[Dimbo]

KNIFE GUN!

[DukeToast]

Prank patrol is actually a tv show in England...

it's for kids and it sucks ass... :/

[chaveta22]

NICKEL

MOMICIDE

[idwellinapathy]

KNIFEGUN!

[LangStrife]

momicide you'r friend's mom, touch him on the penis

[LuFFyStRuM]

why pistolwhip when you can pistolstab ;o...

[EssThree]

Even the intro on its own was gold :D

[GodaiGamer]

Wait, did I hear some hotforwords at the end there?

[PattyOhJay]

Lmao, that was hilarious!

[Theycallmetomu]

That guy was reading a book at the end. What, is he a regenerator or something?

[cyncmaster150]

lmao...

[Hum0ng0us]

No kidding!!

Alot of those Prank Shows do seem like they're almost steps away from this kinda thing...

^_^

[qwAirGear]

@Hum0ng0us That was my thought, given how bad-natured a lot of the "prank" things tend to be. This one left me less laughing than thinking thhat if somebody actually did this on a "prank show" it'd get nine million hits, most of them with glowing reviews.

[midnightbelladonna]

MOMICIDE

[goodvideocontent]

Nice guns

[hetepatat]

Just keep looping 1:54 over and over

[CaptKirby18]

I do not know, this felt like maybe the worst so far. No humor and pretty much anyone could have made this.

[JGK150]

Now this is a REALLY good one!

[BTTBfromTPC]

Did anyone notice that Steve is reading the book about "the most brutal murdered in history (who also has a small penis)"?

[TheMinxTail]

MOMICIDE!

[hishyzx]

your last vids were kinda mediocre but this one is really good nice to see your having new ideas

[SuperCrakker]

They should do some knifegun momicide.

Is this thing loaded: Shoot a stranger, touch him on the penis.

[notanut02]

I hate the kid's show with the same name. This one is much more entertaining!

[DeathBright]

What is that music jingle... I have heard that before...

[SuperJohnnorman]

This reminds me of mtv too much.

[d3sirio]

Did anyone else notice what book he's reading in the end on the couch?

[7Mike18]

meh. Not your best. You all still rock though, SMBC T

[hetepatat]

1:54 over and over.

[voxiphiliac]

KNIFE GUN :D

[LokkenJester]

Damn I suppose James was more embarrassed now than when he was all green.

[Kovukono]

I hate shows like that...

[RomanoGiovanni]

Um, it's Matricide. And yeah this was pretty dumb. Three stars, simply for the knife-gun at the end. Oh, also, what happened to the classic TUNK sound at the beginning of the video...it was at the end, but not at the start. You lose a star for that oversight. Two stars guys.

[antmanmadness]

steve is a fucking pussy ass faggot bitch. man...FUCK STEVE!!

[Sadinar]

Love how he's reading "kicking babies and taking names" back from one of their first sketches

[YouGuysArnt]

dumbest smbc ever.

[endplanets]

I like how this is almost exactly how the pranks for that crappy show "viva la bam" work. Some of the pranks are literally walk in and punch fat guy.

[homer52486]

this was extra meh

[Jordinsanity]

you dont know this but here in canada there is a low budget show on a childrens channel (ytv) which is called prank patrol... its horrible

[TheIronTank]

@Jordinsanity Oh god, dont mention show, every time my sis turns on the tv, that bloody shit of a show is on.

[toxikblood]

MOMICIDE!!! =D

[Shinlink]

I keep seeing the male cop in Beverly Hills walking down Beverly Dr while I am working. I keep wanting to run up to him and saying "SMBC theater rocks" and or "touch him on the penis"

[jonbrence]

Please do! I live in the neighborhood. Or wait...Should I not be giving out my information on the interwebs...Yikes...

[sjvan0]

eh, not the greatest video you guys have done.

[njuta]

Oh, too funny!

[Lennygrad]

KNIIIIIIIIFFFEEE GUUUUUNN.

[Vslacha]

Kickin' Babies and Taking Names ftw

[thepappytube]

The Prank Patrol are not very nice..

[Sconz32]

Horsecock.

[439613]

you guys are some funny motherfuckers.

[ComancheKnight]

...ehhhhhh

[prejudicespaniard]

why do you play the hotforwords theme song when it says 'momicide'?

[fuzzybunny212]

not funny

[SPAZ111]

shoot him in the face, touch him on the penis

peniside

[Metalcortaku]

Momicide!

[dmh3000]

You know, if i explained this video to someone, they would find it stupid, but you guys have me cracking up. Nice work.

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

whoever came up with 5 cent for JP is brilliant!

[apuleyo]

I want a knife gun.

[rafangelify]

filhas da puta nds ave esse video

[rickrussell]

I'm kinda surprised he didn't move out after Momicide.

[Vergast]

really good deal with the rent... if i was saving as much money as he was i would have let my moms death slide too...

[TheTelepathicKid]

after the last few being kinda meh, this one was good.

[FlipJick]

Oh god, it took me a minute to get why his name was 5-cent!

[aika092]

Shoot him in the stomach, touch him on the penis.

[rickrussell]

GodDAMN it beat to the punch again.

[whyohwhynousername]

Kill his mom, touch him on the penis.

[Hum0ng0us]

Touch him on the penis WHILE killing his mom!!

[HumanisticJones]

@aika092 No, did that in June '98, "A shot in the dark".

[aika092]

@HumanisticJones damn. Okay, how about: touch him on the penis, shoot him in the stomach - "double cross!"

[Higgins2001]

@aika092

we'll call it the "cum shot"

[JRFWhatIsItNow]

Knife gun!

[burnyourfriendsx]

Momicide!