Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay

[AxelTiger]

oh epic song!

[vantn]

.....i loled XD

[VolkColopatrion]

your grammar is bad and you should feel bad.

[Spyder8zero]

"but im not gay, so get ur hand out of my pants" LMAOooOo xD

[CaliGRul]

This song is soooOo funny, i love it!

[moriah93ohio]

I liked this video. It's really funny.

I wonder how he came up with this song.

LMAO!!!!

[jollelito1]

Apart from the fun parts, this guy has an freaking amazing voice!

[polaritybear]

Indeed, he is also a decent guitar player.

[mousehouse100]

loved it played it heaps

[bornfromashes2008]

what dvd is this from?

[bornfromashes2008]

this is awsome, hes so funny, and and he is quite good looking

[xshazzax]

i agree :D

[mallement]

hilarious .. just hilarious .. xD love this song

[rok182]

Is it just me or he really looks like ryan reynolds (shaven) :)

[tu11]

AMAZING!!!!

[astriodklls]

i was looking for this all weak

[benjo562]

lol suck an amazingly funny song =D.

[neo23dco60]

so he is straight, I/we care not, he is funny I really GAY MAN

[DevilInAngelsClothes]

Anyone that knows what the book behind him says? (aside from Once upon a time, I meant the other page.)

[jordman384]

The Story of Stephen and his hilariously funny songs of suggestive and questionable taste

[DStroyU]

And if I were gay, I'd give you my (w)hole... being!

[AlebeskaGenius]

Won't you stop cupping my b - HAND!

[xliyaaahx]

FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

[ilovegoogledotcom]

if he didn't have to make it into a joke, it would have been a really cute song.

[systmfreak]

he is a comedian...I don't think he's paid to be cute.

[fifadefa]

this guy is hilarious

[scottyh2006]

he says "GET OVER HERE AND DROP YOUR DRAWERS"

[mollyatkins]

what does he say at the end

[IfunyunsI]

Man, has this guy got a set of lungs! Wonderful voice, witty, good-looking... aw man, he must be gay :( jk

[iknowboutthat]

i think hes married lol

[DevilInAngelsClothes]

Nope, he's not gay, but like all other good men, he's married.

[IfunyunsI]

*gasp!* Did Prop 8 fail? lol

[elviraKEB]

this guy is amazin..you should all go and watch the divorce song!! fuckin funny!

wish i could see him live tho :(

[rygor42]

lol "i jsut dont see myself in you" and "id be right behind u, if u know what i mean" i love his facial expressions man

[Ciemon]

omg so fucking nice XD

[ihatetrailers]

this dude fuckn rocks

[11AFI11]

I fucking love this guy!!!

[xpicknell69x]

He is actually a Ledgend with some of the stuff he writes and cums up with :D x

[Tjellevejrup]

"Cums".. Hehe..

[rygor42]

god hes amazing.......i wish i could see him live.....thatd be sooo awesome :D!!!!!!!!

[Metaknightgirl42]

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heavenisadarkplace]

i think this is funny see forrestfire 101s version it s funny as well.

[neo23dco60]

funny as hell....hey

[waroverlord]

haha this is classic

[cremecassis]

it is! it is!

[firenymphwoman]

aww... it is the clean version

[footballer770]

OMG lol love it

Aaron is funny looking

[autumnbluez]

but i'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants HAHAHA thats was hilarious!!!!

[DjTexasMassacre]

Daisuke says:

BUT IM GAY, SO WONT YOU HUMP MY PANTS!

!!

[DaisukeNiwa776]

owtf.

i didnt say that :K

kod you lieing bitch >:F

this is what i really said:

Daisuke says (4:15 PM):

BUT IM NOT GAY, SO WONT YOU STOP HUMPING MY PANTS!

gtfo kod >:(

[DjTexasMassacre]

lie more? you added NOT,STOP and ING into tht JUST ADMIT IT BITCH >:(

[DaisukeNiwa776]

LOL

YARITE.

IM NOT GAY FTW.

[keith318i]

he's in the wedding singer the musical

[DiNoSeXxxx]

omg, he is ssoooo frigen talented!! funny and can sing! omg in loove<3

[jackfckntwist]

aww so stephen Lynch isn't gay :(

[marisotoserna]

HAHAHA!! i bet there are plenty of ppl that offered him record deals

[11AFI11]

This guy is fucking funny!

[creepsrus]

1:33 to 1:36 wuz funny, lolz

[alleycat0725]

lol

[Brasileta]

damn he's good!

[JeZebeL2600]

haha lawlz :P

[RockOutForTheDead]

I wouldn't blame any guy for tapping that! ;)

[enstorman]

1:12 till 1:18 is the funniest thing I've ever seen! haha! cant stop laughing!

[lilweezyana89]

hey i got this guy from when he does bitch give me my money this guy re-did it search fluffee talks

[mattbatt3712]

haha......

[MarleyMe95]

LOLOLOL

[honeybeelx]

holly fuck this is funny

[Ryklyz007]

Best song ever! I love Stephen Lynch's songs

[xXxilovesquirtxXx]

lol

[niftyat12]

so00000000000000000 funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shryke2010]

he should sing a serious song because he is good musician.

[bakamaru13]

ha ha

[FRecon333]

lmao!!!

[sxsstriker]

*passes out laughing*

[bagpussarah]

OMG! He's is fantastic.

[hawknelson999]

stephen lynch is my god and idol

[jjmaster14]

lil tiny mustache

[guke16]

this man is a legend with an amazing voice woop woop

[imapowerranger27]

i love stephen lynch. i think he is really funny and he has a good voice

[koalaluvr27]

hahahha <3

[Lilcukoo]

You have to acquire a taste for his comedy.

[umega5]

funnnnnny

[anime4eva14]

if i were there, at the end of the song i would just scream as loud as i could, "YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!" xD

i love this song *.*

[Nogarkhaz]

LOL... lame

[anime4eva14]

*glares*

[samhamm7]

this reminds me of friends where pheobe plays at the library for the children=]

[jus2sik]

what show was this from

[mcivork]

Fucking Awesome!

[mytreopc]

yay

[EnigmaDrath]

"It's not that I don't care, I do

I just don't see myself in you..."

*shifty eyes*

The beauty behind his songs is that, at first, they lull you into a sweet sense of harmony...and then the lyrics get a little weird...and then VERY weird...and then there's no turning back XD Not only are his songs ridiculously funny, but he really does have an amazing voice.

I actually downloaded this song and have it on continous repeat on my MP3 player!

[finn030692]

yh ino they r soo funny and he is actually a reli talented singer!!! AWESOME!

[DeadIrishD]

I have heard this song atleast a hundred times :-p but it's mainly playing on Youtube :-p

[Mmmm01think]

This song is madly great...

Stephen Lynch rocks

This is the bestest comedy song I've heard...

[Girl36O]

dat song frikin owns!!!!!!

[ProfGlitch]

oldschool song, current laughs

amazing =]

[john4316]

Wow what a singer. How on earth does he hold those last notes. Great turn at the end. Loving it.

[guke16]

aha aha so funny

[twistedxinsanity]

'I've never been intimate with your fist' ftw

[BifftaBoy]

'if i were gay i'd give you my w/hole being' see what he did there. this kiddie is da shit

[SirjonoTheHarbringer]

ill be right behind you, if you know what i mean ^^ 100/100

[keithersutherlan]

i want to know the chords for this song lmao, i love singing it and i want to be able to play it also, if anyone knows please let me know :)

[narutart1010]

i love this song i sing it 24/7 at school and everywhere else...plus at the top of my lungs! lol :D

[masteroftoast321]

i kept singing this to my friend just to annoy him heh heh

[jusander666]

I love it! <3

[americanidiotz4]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA i never get tired of this song this is the 46th time ive listened to it in a row ( no joke )

[missreisbaby]

this song is soo great!!

[LCSguru]

gay but funny i like it.

[DemonicFrenzy]

well no duh -.-

[xxxHARDxDRIVExxx]

no shit dumb ass

[megadeth1923]

yah think maybe a little????????????

[MisaSuzumiyaSasunaru]

NO WAY, IT IS NOT GAY!

lol

[spunkyribbons]

lol this is amazing

[loger3]

me2

[homestar94]

LOL! I keep listening to this song over and over again. lol

[willandgracexo]

quite possibly the greatest song i've ever heard. lmfao. i love this guy.

[morningview817]

i loved the way he sang the last line! :D

fucking brill lynch is. :]

[Billy7987]

I loveeee this song! XDD

[mattgav23]

where can i get this dvd?? i saw it on comedy central a week or two.

[cru3lfat3]

i just dont see myself in u lmao

[metalshadowoverlord]

Lol! A friend of mine used to sing this song, but he never remembered all the lyrics!

[ductpondfilms]

this is so funny

[thegreatbur]

this is so fucking funny i almost shit myself watching vids with his songs in them

[Tsunade18]

Does anyone besides me notice that this would be a perfect SasoDei AMV song?

[sparkandburn]

I Think It would Be Perfect Too !

[mmoverland]

way funny, kind of relate to song, some day for me

[Karohain]

rofl hahahha amazing .. and sick lol

[Ordningsmannen87]

I <3 this song

[froggeez1993]

this is hot!!!! <3333333333333333

[kylie700]

I LOVE THIS

<3

[Paulnyr]

love this :)

[Riverondo]

lawl so funny. "But im not gay so wont you gte your hand out of my pants."

[mclaryst]

stephen lynch is brilliant

[Ordningsmannen87]

I love this song!

[travisjames23]

if ur callin him gay, ur gay too.. u fuckin watched a video that was titled if i were gay so shut the fuck up

[ArisShah]

lolz!!!!

[gsi2006]

it almost sounds like breakfast at tiffany's

[l800cxe]

but im not gay so stop cupping my b- hand

[xZacharias]

lol.

[o0Tourniquet0o]

This is SO funny!!

[bigkid36]

cupping my.....hand....lmao

[ArisShah]

gay faggot

[116wanderer]

that it gay faggot while on a song about gay u really dont know what else to say you could have said anything but u say gay faggot so your clear gay and faggot have the same meaning unless u mean happy which i very much doubt by now your feeling stupid so i dont need to reply but just understand this i read it and i love my mum so regardless if its not true i dont like my chance's at all of anything happening to my mum so there althought i REAlly dont need to explain myself to the likes of YOU!!

[tregoren]

long sentence..

[SasoDeiLover7]

Oh god, another moron. Whats up with using fag all the time. Couldn't think of something intelligent to say?

[116wanderer]

i no hes dumb

[SasoDeiLover7]

I know, right?

[ArisShah]

wait a second.... when the hell did I say gay faggot? I swear to god Steven Lynch is a cool guy. I swear to god I dont think he is a gay fag.... Whoever hacked my profile and posted that comment is in HUGE trouble

[116wanderer]

is that the truth or just because you didnt relise that we can make valid points you cant reply to?

[ArisShah]

its the truth, i dont hate steven lynch

[116wanderer]

ok i forgive u lol :-)

[lhsto03]

the last word was drawers as in pants, haha

[stefantastisk]

whats the last word? drop your...? awsome btw!

[mazpapa]

lol

[nick9809]

bwahahahhaha

[leoxstrike]

u too? lmao

[Speed4ATL]

i can't stop laughing=))

[UnbelievableTwilight]

Ahaha. I love this song so much, it's so funny.

[hotshot11609]

hows he come up with these?

[sleepinglionheartx]

Pot helps.

[vikwel]

haha funny

[victortest89]

I guess it's a parody of another song.

Can you tell me a name of this original song?

[IdioticBob]

Stephen Lynch doesn't do parodies. He writes his own original songs.

[sullyice42]

stop cupping my hand, lmao!!!

[danne38]

lol. i remember when he came to my school in sweden for the 9th graders prom and sang some his songs. damn everybody was laughing

[Echineise]

OMG! REALLY! Damn i wish he could of came 2 my school! hes sooo fucking hillarious!

[Cinemaniac22]

Love his humour !And the song too. This and the grandfather song are the best !!!

[metalgear418]

"i'll be right behind you. if you know what i mean" this is my favorite song.

[AkatsukiGirl969]

wahah xD

oh god i love him! 5/5