John Daker Sextet

[benedictscott]

Is that Ron Paul on the left?? :)

[momboteri]

I love how they miss their musical cue to begin each time!  And that one lady... Is she gargling or singing? LOL!

[acbarnett10]

Welcome to hell.

[josephfwalker]

Is that Alex Trebek?

[jokerlover16]

Isn't it weird to think that a majority of these people are dead?

[AndrewRudin]

AMEN? After the Battle Hymn of the Republic? Really?  LOL. That woman in the Dijon-colored dress has the most atrocious intonation, especially on the last note of the first chorus.

[vinceaction]

lmao she plays the song twice in a row i like that a lot

[Christafah1]

the wizard of oz omfg thats awesome!!! hahahahaha

[MFRedeemerp2]

ive never known a chorus to sing entirely in octaves...

[ELBSeattle]

They sound like The Coroner in The Wizard of Oz.

[jfichter69]

0:48 wtf is up with his face?

[LUNADAD]

simply stirring.

[rossyxan]

2:33 the worst cadence I ever heard :O

[RDMio18252]

Left to right...George Stanton, Bob Spencer, Pearl Gross, Margie Hicks, John Daker...and who is that woman?

[8aPeach2]

@RDMio18252 That would be Patsy....

[baadpuddytat]

Pwaiwie?

[malykoth]

I like the ventriloquist dummy on the left...

[comacow02]

Pause it at 0:49

[GFSiciliani]

@comacow02 lololol I noticed... John's vowel shape is priceless

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

lol his face @ 0:50

[woodtubeuser]

Daker the faker... a man born afraid of lyrics

[CR0SBO]

Whep.

[LanguorousLass]

I love how The Great Daker forgets the lyrics in this performance too.

[Davinagirl]

This reminds me of something Tim and Eric would do.

[mathgurupaul]

The pianist gives the worst, off-tempo intros I've ever heard, which I blame most for derailing John Daker in his classic performance. Also, she only has one tempo - uncomfortably brisk and chipper.

[rcarrillo7]

What's up with these people always starting off on the second word?

[hellonieman]

"God Bless America", or as John Daker interprets it, "Goooooood Hmuuuu Buhhhh Hoo Muh Merrrrrr".

[cutebutpsychoemi]

"From the night and the light from above!"

Peoria is 30 minutes away from where I live and my uncle met someone who knows John Daker :D

[killustrator]

That's one sexy sextet!

[mattleemattlee123]

You just know that little vixen Margie with the uncontrollable vibrato has broken up half the marriages in town. She was working on John Daker before the show, which explains why he couldn't remember the lyrics to Amore. Just look at those lustful, sidelong glances she's giving George Stanton...playing his affections against those of Daker. There was a brawl after the cameras shut down, trust me.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Yeah! 6x the suckage!!!

[kanyehater99]

NO ONE PUTS JOHN DAKER IN A CORNER!!!!!!!!

[DigitaLAssassinZ]

@kanyehater99 Yeah what's up with my homeboy Daker up in da corner? Check out 0:46 - The Dakesters face is PRICELESS!

[Deesade86]

God bless America!!! YEEHAAAA

[Hitlerchronicles]

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHA­AHHAAH XD

[blackout2430]

1:37 the woman keeps looking at him cause she's jelous of the spotlight he's recieved

[ItsYourJosh]

Way to go, Patsy.

[barisaxkid]

They failed to start correctly both times.

[stellaluna4u2]

I should hire them to sing at my wedding

[thegertkenator]

the "nails on a chalkboard quartet"

[iamkuljuarenot]

johns way too hammered to remember the words

[Firebutton]

is it just me or do a couple of the ladies look pissed at john at the end?

[MrSoulman11]

what a face John!

[tctheunbeliever]

Which one is the munchkin? I can hear that Lollipop Guild vibrato.

[LynchColl94]

Is it just me, or does George Stanton always look like his suit is on a hanger in a closet and he just happens to still be in it?

[DisneyBlackJet]

This was a public access show, am I right? Well, here's a good name for this band:

John Daker and the Public Ac-SIX!

[mharbaugh]

@DisneyBlackJet You are my hero.

[DisneyBlackJet]

@mharbaugh Really? Thanks!!!

[TheMissmouthy1]

john daker man u don't need all those losers around u- take it away mofo. u got what it takes - knock them from out in front of u.

[2Greenhill]

When do they break into Hail Holy Queen Enthroned Above? I haven't heard a choir like that since Sister Act.

[sergeantyeti]

The Mutant Six rock the house!

[dradioz]

When they go back to their planet..I'm sure applause will follow:)

[LUNADAD]

Daker is The Glen Beck of the musical world!  Brilliant!

[monchichihatch]

1:10 "Way to go Kathy."

[jon1156]

Nice mic placement on this one.

[Eflatmajor7sharp11]

I tried and I tried and I tried to figure out where the downbeat was after her intro. I know if the John Daker Sextet couldn't come in on time, then little ol me with a music composition degree from Berklee sure wasn't going to find it.

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

I'm judging by his facial expressions he doesn't know the words to this one either. xD

[eelford]

This is what happens when cousins marry.

[SanguineSkies]

Poor John, he's stuck with five other people who don't even know the damn lyrics right. I'm Canadian and I know 'em for fuck's sake lol!

[FLOWIELEGEND]

John is an outsider, i feel bad for him =(.

[Tentacleed]

This is more trippy than everything David Lynch has filmed!

[Drkoool]

John Daker puts the "Sex" in "sextet"

[allhailkingarthur]

why...would you have a sextet if you're all singing in unison?

[rossyxan]

2:35 I'd love to get someone with perfect pitch to try and transcribe that into music notation bahaha

[terrapin1978]

Whep.

[thevoiceisbydon]

sounds like the munchkins...

[sacredsiren]

Why do all of these people seem to be incapable of learning the words to simple songs? Just awful...

[zackhanscom]

john daker has autism.

[TomehLove]

Ahahhahaaa, you can even see he has either forgotten the words or is singing them far to ecstatically.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

I'd love to join John Daker on another one of his grave desecration trips where we dig up a corpse and waltz with it whilst passionately kissing the corpse and then collapsing on the ground and crying ourselves to sleep and yelling "Please!" on the corpse.. That would be nice.

[irregularverb37]

Worst plagal cadence. Ever.

[bluelover110]

these guys r singing god bless america a little too fast

[braveheartbob]

what the hell is John doing whith his mouth?who sings like that? who told him to sing like that?? he's friggin' hilarious. And not one time can they all begin on key or on time.

[saq428]

We represent the lollipop guild.

[timesplitter2020]

@saq428 HAHAHA That's exactly what I was about to comment! xD

[stellaluna4u2]

WTF?!?!?!?!?

[jbokse]

Good God, what show is this

[yohan01]

Boooo....

We want John.. We want John.. We want John..

WHEP...

[nFSniping]

HAHAHAHA AT CLOSE OF UP JOHN

[slybuy9]

john waht about the national anthem at the next superbowl!

[CSNY70]

Fuck Menudo. I got a new band. I hear Stevie Nicks but I see Paula Abdul's 26th chromosome. Extra points for the abacus earrings.....all the while, my boy Daker is getting robbed. When are they gonna understand this man has and always will carry the Daker Sextet.

[ravello99]

Margie at 1:36 :  "Hey! Give me some more in-ear monitors!!! That fruit-bat on my left is out of key!!!!"

[twannifufu]

what is this madness!? hilarious. my favorite singer is the goat woman.

[ModGirl1966]

Fred Daker part of a sextet. It doesn't get any better than this.

The lady singing lead sounds like a freaking munchkin.

[Brian79camino]

HAHAHA that just looks funny with him standing in the back

[lurch321]

John, you need to break away from these losers, team up with Mark Gormley, and form the ULTIMATE duo!

[koravar2001]

look it the back it's Alex Trebek!

[sirweeze]

JOHN FUCKING DAKER

[Andrizzle1986]

I love how John doesn't ever seem to know any of the words to anything. Then again, he's John Daker & he doesn't need to know the words.

[blizzaire08]

DAMN MARGIE'S A MICROPHONE HOG

[esornire]

where do these people come from again?

[RickGhastly]

"Way to go, Patsy" my ass. Daker's dropping spiritual napalm here.

[mcoates04]

i think the white haired lady knows

[Krucius]

margie hicks thinks her shit don't smell, john would own her!

[NESherv]

2:38 John makes the "Okay it's over" face!!!

[hoolyboy]

whoah!

[Karmalize]

is that a 'way to go, kathy!' ?

[8aPeach2]

it's magic how their voices blend, but dissension is inevitable seeing how Pearl is trying to steal Margie's thunder on the second rendition of God Bless America.

[8aPeach2]

Ol' George Stanton is just kinda hangin' and rattlin' on this number...not pulling his weight

[rossovg]

John Daker is the unshakable rock that holds this mess of a choir together. Truly a god among men and an example for all of us. Submit to his mighty gaze! WWJDD

[8aPeach2]

@rossovg ha ha ha ha!!

[Meterman09]

Creepy smiles at the beginning....here come the nightmares!!

[Meterman09]

o.O

[Harkup1478]

what is in their water!!!! Sounds like they got their stimulus package from Obama;)

[GoParkinson]

That Pearl's a pistol!

[CrazedAfroninja]

god bless america, indeed.

[marcelomar2]

0:45 daker facial expressions are the best.

[heydanbud]

this guy is one in a million!

[MEpianist]

Long Live Reva Unsicker!!!

[magpiemaniac]

Margie is visibly stunned that she's having to sing God Bless America a second time.

[mordrid84]

Why did they put John in the back???? He should always be right in front of the mic!!!!

[MrsBlaileen1]

I'm more convinced than ever- Daker is on steroids.

Make terrorists listen to these songs...they'll instantly commit suicide.

[purias1]

wonderful

[Andythefunkman]

long life to Mr John Daker

[knightelliott]

John, why do you put up with these clowns? I swear they are stealing your moment!

[Boghosianm]

Cruel and unusual punishment

[Boghosianm]

this is what they use to extract information from terrorists

[mrpayne123]

John Dakar reminds me of an old guy who goes around farting openly, but doesn't seem to mind or notice.

[smckey]

Hell of a description.

[BartelDoo]

Amen at the end???? Whatever happened to separation of church and state!!!!! LMAO :'D

[jattboypunjabi]

Pause at 00:50

Then look at Daker.

[heydanbud]

00:47 when he is smiling killed me

[talya0724]

does anyone else think the lady in yellow sounds exactly like a munchkin?

[maswellasm]

Gotta love that warbling diva hogging the mic. "God bless Amerryca!" I like how by the second go-round, she's completely silent, and then during glory, glory hallelujah she ever so slowly begins getting louder and louder. LOL

[mikesmithson]

it looked like John was still singing amore

[PaceFalm]

@mikesmithson AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[strangedays16]

i´´m not quit sure but johnny looks like if he forgot de lyrics again. heheheh

[SkreetGil]

I think this group was denied oxygen at some point. But they rock!

[DelDrew]

LOL, i was thinking the same thing. they should all be casted in the next "hills have eyes" movie.

[sacriel42]

if you popped a baloon in that room they would all simultainously die.

[Milestailsprower2991]

Exept for John Daker, cuz he's just too awesome. He'd have to die from something friggin epic.

[BrendanIsCool]

whep

[melbavideos]

I believe this is Daker's First Great Sextet. Not quite as good as the one with Coltrane, but it's still pretty good.

[ZakMcDonald64]

Yeah John, Enunciate those noobs! But seriously, does he have to do those facial expressions everytime he sings?

[Tybu2585]

LOL johns in the back just mumbling lmfaoooo!

[NowThatThereIsFunny]

The "lollipop guild" called and they want their lead singer back!

[farguswoptao]

<3 u

[mattsabbathx]

Anyone opposed to euthanasia now?

[Tim92G]

That bitch, Margie Hicks, is blocking out the true talent in the group which is John Daker

[AlanCSSNub]

Jesus christ theyre all so fucking flat

[ANIKANSKYWALKERG]

i feel bad for him....he might have something wrong with him....why else would he even be there

[RainMan34]

B/c he's awesome

[BigGreen486]

John Pwned Those Noobs

[omgbillymaysissexy]

Your comment is funny

[PhantomoftheMusical]

WHOO!

[skyfire322]

John doesn't even know the words to this song!!!! His face is so priceless!!!!  I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!

[subucky]

passinngg ooooutttt......pukkiinnnnggg..­...gggoooodddbbye crruuell woorllld....

[xTwilightxxPrincessx]

Why does one of them sound like they're from the lollipop guild?????

[BooJeanIsIt]

Well, if you must know...... that's Dorothy all grown up and playing the piano, thats the Wizard too the far left and these really are the munchkins! LOL, they've all had their real legs amputated and now wear prosthetics to seem taller. Good day!

[adamknox]

lmfao

[thedumbcusin]

For gods sake, just give them books to read the music out of...

[Badergader]

Is the old guy on the left alive? Or is he so old and arthritic that he can`t move.

[votejello]

Who put the squirrel closest to the microphone? John should have her destroyed.

[timteutul]

is this the OMEN? *Does sign of the cross*

[chunkme1979]

so these are the people john daker hangs out with. nice!!!!

[AngusMcCracken]

This is demonic, the haunting choir of the undead. I am scared now.

[knightelliott]

The lights of wrath?! I just coughed up my drink! I hope John punched them all in the biscuits for that error!

[ACerfectPircle]

I never caught that before! lmao

[knightelliott]

John didn't need these clowns! John is second only to Chuck Norris.

[TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

WTF? So fucking hilarious, but is he doing it on purpose?

[loewen23]

John fucking rocked this. The rest rode on his coattails and took the glory for themselves!

[AfroSheed]

them niggas is pissed at the end they all like WTF JOHN but John's like STFU HOES i GOTZ to get that PAPER. And paper is what he got....moral of the story kids drink yo toothpaste build strong bnes and dont do drugs

[blizzaire08]

well said.

[alantmac]

glad john went solo

[ewrules]

John Daker is my uncle.

[lewis458]

WHAT??

[ACerfectPircle]

OMG! :47 and :50. John's face!!! Priceless!

:47 he's either about to kill someone or his dentures almost fell out

:50 imitating a fish or trying to keep dentures in

2:10 forgetting words again