How to Survive a Zombie Invasion

[KKmanmi]

@supermal112233 no, I was quoting the video. Hence the quotation marka.

[potsocket1]

there was a guy on my pork sword and he?? wtf

[crazymanmot]

what is that fucking game?

[star3ize]

@crazymanmot Arma armed assualt

[MrJackson4587]

what game is that??

[KKmanmi]

79 people are "fucking niggers*"

[supermal112233]

@KKmanmi go suck a dick racist



[SvSBlackOptic]

This is so fucking best xD

[BLO383]

lol gotta love this video

[Mr589742316]

......lol

[Spectreworld]

Wow this was informative and yet the words were really... not worth saying.

[lordskoonie1]

dorian your gay

[DorianmacPhee54]

lol funny

[narbagepl0x]

Premium Quality video right here

[xHeattx]

The game is arma you foolish knaves.

[SpeedingToaster]

what game is that?

[WoWplayer371]

Get in that shit and haul ass hahahahaahahahhaahahahahaha

[kingc4rn4g32]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS LOLOLOL.........no....not even a little bit...fucking fail of a video...why even upload it? and dont say why am i watching it if i think its stupid, im watching it because of someone saying it was funny. They were obviously wrong.

[Underoath908]

Wow, this "proivded" lots of instruction.

[Pearlharbor350]

hahah lol i love it

[ThePresD]

What game is that?

[Xanderulz]

@ThePresD yeh ive been wondering the same thing. you may find it on steam

[BinkowStudios]

Haha this is funny I remember seeing this a long time ago

[Shazzywanky]

fuck you

[dukeofwow]

lol you can plop your balls on a tractor to escape



[zombie603]

fuck this don't say nigger fuck you

[J4CKC4RD3N]

dude ur a prick get a fkin llife!

[XlaintheUndead]

I could only think of three words to describe this video, and they are WHAT THE FUCK

[dayofmydeath]

is this gmod??

looks like it

[brandtlucasbrandt]

This seems like grand theft auto and left 4 dead mixed together! I wonder what this game is called...it must be very funny and fun.

[weststee88]

fuk my ass i fell off this is well funny

[zombieman48]

what game is this

[sofiezombie]

marry me

[ChanceReed]

wtf did that robot say Pussy o.o

[anthonym1121]

@ChanceReed yes i believe she did

[cheeseman245]

this could have been better

[Glopnotishboober]

"This reminds me of this one time I had two dudes in my mouth and one in my butt and we were just going fucking crazy and then one of the dudes made and blew in my eye and I said "Dude, that was kind of uncool of you" and I got super super mad at him and I was all like "For seriously, I'm leaving you fags" then I went home and me and my gerbil got fucking wild all night long and I went to sleep with him in my anus and woke up wondering why I pooped a furball"

[TheOblivionIsle]

lol this video made me spill my drink

[TheRoflboy]

same

[KingKong948]

XD i have same tool for Text to Speech xD

[azielazielalbino14]

what game is this

[KingKong948]

@azielazielalbino14 ArmA/Armed Assault

[frisgo23]

wats the name of this game

[KingKong948]

@frisgo23 ArmA/Armed Assault

[slicer8902]

LOL totally funny

[tiagandremo]

i sleep with a baseball bat beside my bed, just in case :P

[mattstorm360]

i sleep with a shot gun under my pello

[Greatnemo]

AHAHA loL wat a vid

[MegaPopaBear]

this is bullshit

[CwalkThugLife]

dude no racist or smthing but your voice sounds like a black male one xD

[SibirianHusky]

@CwalkThugLife

its a text to speech voice ^^

[Scrinoverlord]

Although I think fast zombies are not really zombies and are more akin to retarded vampires, this video was funny. Thanks :D

[WOLF777dude]

BADASS!

[umean123]

uhhmm if by hide u mean hide behind a tree or in a house dont do that a zombie can smell u from a mile away but if u mean on a roof that is hard too climb without a ladder or somthing then yeah that would work

[Edub6995]

wat the FUCK. nice vid though

[Konicava]

fuck her dog style...

you wont notice anything about her hands

[RyanKearns1985]

"fuck her dog style", indeed. You seem to be missing one of the finer points of English word structure here, my friend.

Doggie style would be the appropriate usage in this context. Having a good day now, ok?

[Konicava]

Im sorry but there wasnt in 1985 they shoot that movie, ahn... Return of the Living Dead?!

But i still believe Dawn of the Dead (1978) is the better icon.

[APdocumentary]

did stephen hawking spoke here?

[RyanKearns1985]

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!! "Did stephen hawking spoke here?"

Yes, Stephen William Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA (born 8 January 1942) the British theoretical physicist who is known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology and quantum gravity, and especially in the context of black holes and ZOMBIES, spoke here.

[TheGunner1324]

stephen hawkins british and which part england welsh scotish or irish (basterds) hmm

[BTbeast08]

screw you

[TheGunner1324]

FCK U BITCH!!!!

[BTbeast08]

@TheGunner1324 no i hope you fall off a very tall cliff

[11Cheesewaffles]

@RyanKearns1985 cool i never knew he did that kind of stuff

[lvjeks]

@RyanKearns1985why the fuck are you worried about if people spell shit right?? are you seriously gonna spell check everybody? do you have THAT much free time that you have to spell check everybody on fuckin YouTube

[Shuttheheckup735]

@RyanKearns1985 WHOA COOL HOW'D YOU GET HIM!?!?!?!? :P

[soulseeker585]

@APdocumentary and technically stephen hawkings can not actually speak

[asiangangzter]

I told a few friends to view this, so hopefully you get more views

[RyanKearns1985]

Thanks. I didn't realize this video was a charity case...

[FLETCH346]

what game is this i love zombies there awsome

[RyanKearns1985]

Yes, *they're* awesome. I'm sorry, but you do realize that: there, they're and their are different, right? I digress... Zombies are awesome.

[FLETCH346]

Yeah, my son gets on my YouTube Account and he likes Left 4 Dead and such and liked your Vid.. He's 11 and still deciphering the They're, Their and There thing.. So, don't be an ass and bear with him..

I'm sure not everyone on YouTube is not as good at grammar as you are..

FLETCH346

[RyanKearns1985]

Well, that's great FLETCH346! I'm glad I could entertain him and provide a little grammar school. Thanks for the kudos!

[beansplash]

soviet union bubble bath splah...wild sex party!!!

[RyanKearns1985]

What are you babbling about?

[fredfigglehorniscool]

what game is this sims?

[loretto5]

arma

[RyanKearns1985]

LOL - The Sims??

[Valairen]

ArmA armed assault

no the sims lmao

[asiangangzter]

Hahaha, that was hilarious, great job, i laughed at every part mostly when the nigger goes to the police station, or leaving your gay friends, or how you had the gay night with the 3 guys, and gerbil, or the fucked up hands girl, again, great job

[RyanKearns1985]

Thanks dude. But the way you so freely say "nigger" worries me. Are you a racist? I mean, dude, you're Asian...

[asiangangzter]

no im not haha

[BloodyKnife636]

some parts in this video dont make sence.btw ryan i meant racist so dontbe a dumbass and i do like this video so STFU RYAN!

[RyanKearns1985]

Thanks. You say my name quite often; are you an Indian tech support specialist?

[Evayrr]

Hilarious xD

[ashlee316]

OMG!!! i fucking love this video!!!

[RyanKearns1985]

Thank you. My little brother made it, I'm just the poster.

[BloodyKnife636]

RAAAAAACIIIIIISE

[RyanKearns1985]

Racise? Is that a wird? Wut r u tryen tu sey?

If you don't like it, don't watch it.

[IBoomIHeadshot]

ive been watching a couple of these videos and was wondering is there a special online modes for dis?

[RyanKearns1985]

I'm sorry, we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. Do you speak English? There are mods for this game. This game can be played online. If you use a virtual LAN such as Hamachi it can be played with ease. I hope I addressed everything.

[Elvisdogg]

"they will shoot your ass, nigger" is a nod to the movie Night of the Living Dead, if i'm not mistaken.

[RyanKearns1985]

I've never seen the movie, so no, it is not a nod. Thanks anyway.

[Elvisdogg]

T-90 makes a better getaway vehicle.

[marvJarv]

lol epic

[maryahkearns]

LOVE IT

[ArrrCarabar]

Boobs boobs boobs boobs.....))))) xD

[ArrrCarabar]

Ahahahahhaha))) xD

[tweeked8]

"Fuck my ass I fell off "xD

[RyanKearns1985]

Thanks for all the comments.

[jak4chan]

omg i swear thats the funiest shit av seen in time

[lusitanianxenocider]

the game is ArmA for pc

[Stratos4Kamikaze]

Hah nice video.

[tonybologna3]

omg this video is full of win.

[desetnik15]

what is this game?

[marvJarv]

ArmA aka Armed Assault

[epicman97]

what game is this

[lewo555]

''Whatever you do dont escape looking like a faggot like these men'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Imissmygirl2]

I would search some weps to protect myself from those fc kin retards

[1agustus]

how did u make the zombie attack the civillians, because my zmbie mode doesnt attack the civilians, and they didnt infected, please give me the links tks

[KingKobra50]

i lol'd

[davilleV]

this is soooooooooooooo funny more pliz.........

[dumfart21]

dont stand in the middle of the road

[jadissx]

shit cant stop laughn!!!

[okevin96]

Like a retard Lol

[Razputin53]

lol nigga

[2fast4me9]

which game is this

?

PLS answer

[DejayJustice]

I think its Armed Assaults 1

[Danskeren47]

Arma - Armed assault. Though the fully new Armed assault 2 has just been released, and it's great

[RyanKearns1985]

Get over it. It's just a word.

[freshgrim1999]

suck my black dick white ass mofuca

[wrestling611]

son of a bitch who u callin nigga

[lilboygood]

lol "If you are a nigger do not go to the police" its offence to me but i find it funny

[lilboygood]

FOR GODS SAKE THE GAME IS ARMED ASSUALT

[shutup735]

lol funnyest thing i seen all day man XD

[chrall97]

i think it might be some weird version of GTA

[Rubenaxo000]

you can spawn vehicles???

[act233]

wath is this game

[macman546]

what game is that

[TheFlamingDemigod]

Well that suckt!

[stayaliveplayer1]

i h8 that voice.... -.-

[Rohalo2]

what game is this?

[recbnicholia]

Armed Assault

[al3xt3hl0nly]

apparently the military doesnt give a shit about your life"

[eatpie345]

where did you make this map? is it from source or.......

[420MushroomXHead]

hilarious shit

[crazyhead347]

i swear to god she said pussy at the begining

[RyanKearns1985]

she does, you pussy.

[The1337Spartan]

If there is a vehicle around, get in that shit and haul ass!

Fuckin hilarious!

[ChrisRocks997]

damn this is soooo funny more plz!!!

[gnrchile]

that was hella funny

[laracroftkiller]

fuck my ass i fell off. lol!!!

[kehanocy]

1. you're an asshole

2. what game is this?

3. i.e. to survive a zombie attack get the fuck out of the cities because in the case of a real attack, the cities will be blown to Hell

[RyanKearns1985]

A. You're an asshole

B. ARMA, can you read?

C. Ok wait. If I made it out of the city then there would be no content to it.. Are you stupid?

[RonPaulo001]

LOL good one.

[Jacko459]

Yeah, cos you would know.

[munez95]

i want zombies to win see wat the ydumb asses do after they rule the world

[fpeti6]

do not step in the middle of the f*cking road xD

[sirdavidhasselhoff]

this is gold

[data180]

Patrick DATESMAN

[V3cToR1982]

hahaha!

[360Caliber]

dude if u are black dont go to the police

ahahahahahahahahaha

[supermansamuel]

"You can plot yo balls on a tracktor and get the fuck out" LOL

^_^

[danielxdglaciuus]

What incrible game...

what is the name's game?

[PivotB3stZ]

or ArmA

[NoleMan007]

Get in that shit and haul ass. lol

[Metroid13]

The Microsoft Sam voice didn't exactly make this a gem. Neither did the piss poor jokes.

[RyanKearns1985]

Hey Metroid13, I bet you couldn't get 22 thousand views. Now shut the fuck up before I service you with a two finger mexican oil change. By the way, you must be gay if you like metroid prime.

[HANDOFTHEFORCE]

You DO realize 90% of the time that "views" are people stumbling across it,only finding out how cool or how stupid the video is.

[RyanKearns1985]

Yea and you still like Star Wars. I bet your sex life is incredible.

[wildcats41]

yeah try gettin 22 thousand views without being a fag.........thats impossible

[RyanKearns1985]

Is that why you have so many views? I bet you love cock.

[RyanKearns1985]

Yea. They are a bitch.

[ChrisRocks997]

lol that is one fine ass bitch you should fuck her, and her BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS loololol

[shutup735]

what the fuck y r all comments rated so low???? i think theres some asshole doing it!!!!!!!! FUCKING BITCH

[SPORE11165]

what game is this

[RyanKearns1985]

ARMED ASSAULT

[supermansamuel]

I wasnt happy about the racism... but i guess it WAS funny in parts! :3

[hogjawso9]

is this game for pc if it is. is it a website or disk

[RyanKearns1985]

PC game. You can buy it on Amazon - Armed Assault.

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

Or you can get it at a Gamestop or something.

[noobvideos123]

haha if ur black they will shoot u lmfao

[saintxnathan]

lmfao

[LIBERTYROCKS08]

You don't believe in Chemtrails but you have a gay zombies video! What a doushe!

[RyanKearns1985]

First off, learn to spell. Let me say that you are a moron for thinking chemtrails are real. My video is funny, your video is the most dry, boring piece of shit I have ever watched. It lasts too long, it has no real evidence, the little bit of evidence you give doesn't support your argument and you don't have any proof of how or why the government would poison us. So basically fuck off.

[shutup735]

SUCK IT MOTHER FUCKING BIIIIIIIITCH

[Killerman81]

What game is this?

[RonPaulo001]

"speaking of i gay i remember this one time i had 2 dudes in my mouth and 1 in my butt and we were just going fucking crazy" ROTFL FAV PART!!!

[OmarM945]

whats the name of the game?

[RonPaulo001]

Armed Assault.

[apecookie]

this is frickin funny