Cracked TV - 6 Types of YouTube Videos There Are Waaay Too Many Of

[BadVizion]

lmao!!! music by 2pac and phil collins!! wtf!!!

[jhoffmann132]

totally raaaaaaandooooooom



[militiagung64]

This episode is the Sistine Chapel of CrackedTV. It is Michael Swaim's City Lights and Citizen Kane. Every beat is hit perfectly. Just a perfect video.

Alright guy, get outta here.

[stanleyjosten]

Clearly the only thing that can stop these driving dogs are the hundreds of flash animations of My Little Ponies driving. Don't worry non-bronies, we find it weird that there are so many of them too.

[chris49480]

"Clips of Chips!" A turning point further advancing my obsessive love with Swaim.

[Puddlewhite1]

 ◘

oebo



[gangster301]

BRING BACK ASSCRACK TV!

[nandee1fuery]

Nothing to say about Daniel? Oh well, I'll say something. You're hot, Daniel. <3

[CanaryKeeper]

I have the sudden urge to make that turtle noise my ringtone now.......

[chapmmel]

HAHA Aww! I like how you used Enya <3 I love her music!

[c4r50n1]

That fat kid humping the turtle makes me want to murder the next thing I see.

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

Rest in Peace, Micheal Swamn. You are an true armerican hero... T.T *sadface*

[hurmpfff]

lol

[dablosser516]

I call dibs on the Swain tribute video

[plentyofsoup]

2:56, I swear to god that's Mario Kart music.

[MrKQgamingz]

This was really very nice video thanks for sharing

[eurasianchica]

What did they say at 2:05 after "joker face"?

[JunKazamaFan]

Turtle humping is incredibly disturbing, and the amount of videos on YouTube for that is even more so.

Also, Swaim's parody of himself was actually glorious!

[MrOneofthousands1994]

Damn you, Swaim. I was in class, and the teacher played a slideshow commemorating 9/11, with that "who can say where the road goes" song playing, and I burst out laughing. I now have detention.

[WILLorMADfilms]

@MrOneofthousands1994 feel better i did the same thing...

[paulcalebcanyon]

@MrOneofthousands1994 The song is called "Only Time" by Enya in case you were wondering

[Maddolis]

@MrOneofthousands1994 It's worth it for my respect.

[TheSkunkCat]

Anyway I think this video misses some REALLY annoying common youtube video's.

Like all those fucking video's that use Requiem to a Dream or Let the Bodies hit the Floor. All those vids that use text to speech software. All those fuckers who think their the next funny gamerdork with rage. Or whatever they're called. All the random shitheads giving a COMPLETELY TYPICAL AND COMMON opinion to some shit not many people care about to begin with.

I mean THOSE people I'd like to punch in the mouth.

[TheSkunkCat]

I don't think you can have to many nature video's. They're pretty cool actually. And if they're spectacular, good. Makes people appreciate nature more.

And eagles are pretty badass actually. Some birds of prey are pretty good at showing their ancestors where dinosaurs. As for eagle vs. eagle... they can really fuck eachother up too. They've found remains of eagles that had their skulls caved in by the beaks of other eagles. Nature's harsh.

[MrMcFuzzyBuns]

My frinds and I parodied "I'm on a boat". I feel guilty now.

[vinjeni]

I actually looked up Busty Co-Eds out of curiosity.

I am now a man...

[Nicsho]

What TV show is at the end?

[trekkie441]

5:26 He looks DAMN fine in that pic. Well, he always does :D

[wadz666]

"Quick pick a song!"

"er...michael moore!"

Wait...what? O_o

[nicholasdruminor]

I'm not sure, but I think the part with eagle on eagle is actually a mating thing.

Also, someone needs to take the turtle humping fat kid and throw him into a pit full of extremely horny Galapagos Tortoises.

[pseudocaveman]

There is a distinct lack of frag videos featuring 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' by Skrillex and 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool.

[Moxiegirlsophie]

RIP Micheal Swain!

[TheMostDefinately]

@Moxiegirlsophie who the fuck is micheal swain?

[dsriggs]

@TheMostDefinately Oh... Oh no... You poor man! :(

[TheMostDefinately]

@dsriggs JUST TELL ME GOD DAMMIT!

[sharky0922]

you rock, and this show, i cant stop laughing every time i watch you..

[MousAnony778878]

RIP Michael Swaim!!!

[pinkjaguar12]

u missed one: fail videos. ugh.

[StevieSized]

What is the name of the tribute song?

[StevieSized]

@StevieSized No worries I found it for all those who want to know it's called "Only Time" by some wierdass European group.

[GVilleAnarcho]

DOB never ceases to amaze

[judgesword]

elephants really do avoid mice. so they wouldnt fight

[judgesword]

elephants really do avoid mice.

[FulgoreSama]

Kinda wish I could have that ringtone to plant in someone's phone for revenge.

Am I the only one?

[raheelandleon]

What about elephant vs. mouse?

[raheelandleon]

i only found 609 videos of turtles humping...???

[frostgiant7]

I sing that rap daily. I don`t know why.

[judgesword]

HOW DOES THIS GUY NOT GET MORE VIEWS???

[boitahaki]

@judgesword he gets a shitload of views on the Cracked website

[judgesword]

@boitahaki But thats the cracked website. i'm talking about on youtube.

[boitahaki]

@judgesword because Youtube's community sucks balls, thats why

[judgesword]

@boitahaki so true....

[NateSean]

Dear god, I just googled Turtlehumping and he's right. Way to go civilization.

[Spunky320]

In the memory of michael, they spelled swaim "swain" hah got it wrongg.

[Driveby1223]

Yeah they totally spelled it wrong

[RarwFactor]

Yo-Yo-Yo, Hibbidy Dob in the hizzy bidezzy

[jwurnig]

@jwurnig frowny face

[jwurnig]

@jwurnig stop posting to yourself. It's dumb. (p.s. You suck)

[Monkeyboy92037]

@jwurnig ....what

[jwurnig]

@jwurnig I literally disliked your overuse of the word 'parody' RIP: your joke. (p.s. YouTube memorial for joke already in progress. Take that Michael Swaim. P.P.S. Please do not actually 'take' anything Mr. Swaim. You're already powerful like a Greek God.)

[jwurnig]

@Zanockthael I literally disliked this video because my parody of the parody of this parody of other parodies is the lone exception to the "too many parodies" rule.

[NNG92]

Lady Gaga is a fancy baby...closest description to what she actually is that we'll ever get.

[5440Borderline]

Sometimes....if you squint.

[andybpiano]

The turtle hump ringtone guy really needs to iron his shirt.

[jensencarey2007]

Whoop, 400th like... right here!

Smelly

Weiner

Ass-Crack

I'm

Michael!

[hardnut567]

HOLY SHIT!

my name is adam swain....

[shmoozii]

11 people wish they could beatbox like Dan O'Brian

[Preevyew]

@shmoozii I literally disliked this video just to make your comment irrelevant.

But for reals, this was a good video. Too bad I disliked it.

[Zanockthael]

@Preevyew I literally disliked this video because you seemed so lonely, what with so few other people disliking it n' all. Don't worry though, I brought beer.

[RunningWithRum]

"Fucking wolf!"

gets me every time.

[tonilando]

totally random

[undeny]

I'm gonna erase that kid's past, present and future.

[MrWeeklyWazzup]

FUCKIN WOLF

[aestevalis0]

Where can I find a ring-tone of turtle sex?

[IamTheS]

What, grainy anime footage set to Linkin Park and Disturbed for no apparent reason didn't make it?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@IamTheS

Zing. XD

[c4r50n1]

@IamTheS I think that's on another episode. It was a clip of dbz and Linkin Park (gross) was playing.

[BLACKIESBOY]

@IamTheS

XD

You'd think they would have caught up on that. Then again, I'm not sure there are many jokes you could make about that.

[Ploiken]

@IamTheS this is 6 TYPES of youtube videos there are waay too many of. That is an individual video not a category likes emo kids making out or dogs driving

[xsugarxhighxspazzx]

GO DOB.

[stephicool]

DOUBLE EAGLE OMG!

[Rotneybot]

YOU FORGOT RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePrettypagan]

4:13 is a baby picture of mello.

[witness124]

TURTLE ABUSE! TURTLE ABUSE! MURDER THE TURTLE ABUSERS! TELL KING TURTLE! TURTLE ABUSE!

[c4r50n1]

@witness124 I'll tell bowser.

[witness124]

@c4r50n1 Thankyou for setting the minds of innocent young turtles at rest. The turtle plays a vital role in quantum stability and must not be disturbed during its' work into repairing fractures in the space-time continuum.

[c4r50n1]

@witness124 That's fucking transcendental.

[witness124]

@c4r50n1 You don't need to tell me. All this stuff is on the internet.

[c4r50n1]

@witness124 True that, man.

[JanderStrahd]

Youtube needs more fart pr0n. Just not Japanese or Brazilian. >_>

[raheelandleon]

For the ringtone tingy, if u put the volume reely low, it sounds like its comin from some other place, not ur com/laptop

[reaperman2010]

1:05 - Watch it.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

oh fuck I lost it at 4:50 lmfao

[purplecat747]

not your best my darling swaim, but still better than most of the other internet videos.

[c4r50n1]

That fat kid humping the turtle makes me want to commit murder.

[deathglow]

@c4r50n1

Really?

Makes me want to buy a turtle.

[c4r50n1]

@deathglow ... You're not the type of person I want to be around. D:

[deathglow]

@c4r50n1

You're not the type of species I want to be around ;D.

[c4r50n1]

@deathglow You're racist against Lactars?

[deathglow]

@c4r50n1

Wait what?

Okay, you got me.

[c4r50n1]

@deathglow You'll never know.

[Medication102]

@c4r50n1

What do you expect? He's a Red Sox fan!

[c4r50n1]

@Medication102 i don't like sports...

[Vrex360]

@c4r50n1 That poor turtle was probably thinking something along the lines of:

"Jesus christ get this pervert off me."

[c4r50n1]

@Vrex360 Or something like "Kill me please"

[MorzanDraconis]

Clips of chiiiips! :D

[blackartdemon]

What is the name of the song and artist they are parodying at minute 2:21 ??? help, please.

[CoolerKing37]

@blackartdemon "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell, featuring Michael Jackson.

[zeogle]

Am I the only one who kind of liked Ass Cracked tv?

[edgeypoosisepic]

@zeogle I think so.... Well, apart from me!

[Martinntoxx]

3:20 No other sites for nudity,except maybe for Youporn,Redtube,Extremetube,Po­rntube...

[ligerhunter5223]

@Martinntoxx

That's the joke genius.

[Martinntoxx]

@ligerhunter5223 I know,I tried to be funny,but then assholes like you come in and ruin the fun. Thought I admit my comment was shit.

[ligerhunter5223]

@Martinntoxx

At least you admit to it. I can respect that.

[Martinntoxx]

@ligerhunter5223 Thank you.

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

Billy mays is pro

[jimotazertaki]

Try Asian women **busizz4me.info**

[awesomeguy234564]

AssCracked TV.....Should be made.

[itsbensiegel]

@awesomeguy234564 And you call yourself awesome...

[awesomeguy234564]

@itsbensiegel Well, at least something to replace Cracked TV until April when he comes out with another new show.

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

Rest in peace, psychic weiner dog.

[CheeseburgerTurtle]

Funniest part of this video: "Music by 2Pac and Phil Collins" (3:18)

[BGBailen]

2 words. psychic. dogs.

[Chrisrmckibben]

why haven't more people seen this show. Shits hilarious.

[EpicBeard815]

double eagle all the waaaaaay

[donorleone]

has anyone else seen the video of swaim rapping and dob beat boxing on here? its so goddam awesome

[phil8888]

This video deserves WAY more than 8,693 views!

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

@phil8888 Well, now it has 12,688. Is that enough?

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

Brilliant comedy masterpiece #23 !!!!!!!!! that's like 9 exclamation points! whoops ten.

[THEDUDESONSROCKs]

forgot MW2 videos!

[gladeplugins]

2:38-3:01, LMAOOOOOO

[ShadesAtKnight]

Well Chris Benoit was actually my hero growing up, so .... yeah.

[VirtuesPenumbra]

@ShadesAtKnight

Really? How'd that work out for ya?

No worries though. My hero was Abu Musab Al Zarkawi. He helped me find my dog once. Who knew?

[gdsax]

Welcome Back!

[jungleman68]

mmfcl

[nookdew]

anyone else think the bing commercial where the guy looks up shark vs octopus and then talk pretty much exactly like swaim does got their idea from this video

[nookdew]

0:01

[DasKronprinz]

Thumbs up if cracked sent you :D

[IamaRifle]

It's back!

[tstbb]

Shouldn't no.1 be Rick-Rolling?

[KRU78]

i'm bored ...... what did i do to deserve finding myself watching this crap

[suttersmax]

Trooolllll.

[NaveedKoval]

STOP PARODYING "I'M ON A BOAT"

[Nebirias]

..."music by Tupac AND Phil Collins"?

[AmyJayn]

When he asks "Quick, name any song!" did anyone even name one? I can never think of anything, and I've watched this video like 6 times. :( Forever alone.

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@missjestrum And babies.. Can't forget those.

[ivankinggarcia]

Lmao at 6:10 - 6:18! Rest in Peace drunk driving dog!

[sgtsquishy]

"F***ING WOLF!" xD;

[fetalpigdissection]

I lol at all the people who took thepatcat seriously.

[9ish]

Clips of chips

[djdeckstar]

what did Albert Camus once say!?!?

[petrov32]

Double Eagle all the way!!!

[rogueotaku]

As much as i like this i would like to see new episodes of Does not compute or agents of cracked 2 or After hours.

[IainND]

@rogueotaku AoC2 starts next week. Other than that Swaim has been busy with Kill Me Now, a movie he's been working on with Abe. It just finished shooting last week or so.

[thrasho2]

about time a new one of these things came out

[LegoWorldCrisis]

this isn't a new video. :( ?

[monkeyonfire0]

Hmm....Wasn't this Clippy supposed to be clips of the TV show Chips, thus the asscrack potatoe chips clip? Copyright issues?

[Sientinelz]

"clips of chips ? tooooootaaally raandom !"

[jensarni]

Hope they air more Swaim stuff.... Dude hilarious

[drplbiftin]

double eagle goodness, woah!

[Pacothedemon]

@drplbiftin Double eagle..... So intense!

[MrMenlolz]

This is hilarious! :D

[normandale1987]

Mmmmmm...turtle humping

[tauwilltriumph]

I woke up my whole town from laughter when I heard Enya