"Ladies and gentlemen if I say I'm a MILKSHAKE you will agree."
"Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a MILKSHAKE as a luxury"
WHASSUP EVERYONE, I’M A 17 YEAR OLD AMATEUR DIRECTOR AND I´M ASKING YOUR HELP TO HAVE A CHANCE TO BE NOTICED.
IF YOU APPRECIATE REAL AND WELL MADE INDEPENDENT CINEMA, THEN PLEASE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL, ALL MY SHORT FILMS ARE THERE. IS NOT MY INTENTION TO SPAM, I´M JUST ASKIN YOUR HELP.
At first, before I saw the movie, I didn't understand why this was funny because I didn't watch the whole thing. But the I'VE ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE thing got me laughing for minutes.
@facecycle because, like me, I learned of this quote after the famous line was reused by tf2's scout as a meme, the line being "I EAT YOUR ___" Probably an intentional inside joke from valve after seeing this movie I guess.
I'VE ABANDONED MY milkshake. xD
hyghiaumtym 1 day ago
Oh dear god this weed made this video so much better I like this version of the movie better
blazinbongfire 2 days ago
Shaken or stirred?
fletcher15453 4 days ago
- I've abandoned my milkshake -
Poor Daniel Plainview :( in love with his milkshake
GenerationDreamful 3 weeks ago
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GenerationDreamful 3 weeks ago
Goddamnit, where's the milkshake?
SuperSpanishChicken 3 weeks ago
THERE....WILL......BE.......MILKSHAKES!!!!!!
Gossipnastar 4 weeks ago
where's the music at the end from?
davidthmovies 1 month ago
@davidthmovies Brahm's Violin Conerto in D Major. It was the music for the end credits to this movie
KesserCFC4eva 3 weeks ago
"Ladies and gentlemen if I say I'm a MILKSHAKE you will agree."
"Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a MILKSHAKE as a luxury"
KesserCFC4eva 1 month ago
hahahaha So damn funny XD
KesserCFC4eva 1 month ago
*slurp*
Merrick0001 1 month ago
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Dablkwid0w2008 1 month ago
No country for old milkshakes
Dablkwid0w2008 1 month ago
109 people got their milkshakes drank up
UBConquered 1 month ago
lot a good dat didja huh toughguy
jasonlp96 1 month ago
I've abandoned my milkshake!!!!!!
RJOPhoto 2 months ago
this is the greatest * milkshake!!! * I have ever seen, seriously
111hutc 2 months ago
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111hutc 2 months ago
THERE WILL BE MILKSHAKE
persey18 2 months ago 3
oh thank god no arrow to the knee comments.
BlueKewne 2 months ago
Blood.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 2 months ago
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WHASSUP EVERYONE, I’M A 17 YEAR OLD AMATEUR DIRECTOR AND I´M ASKING YOUR HELP TO HAVE A CHANCE TO BE NOTICED.
IF YOU APPRECIATE REAL AND WELL MADE INDEPENDENT CINEMA, THEN PLEASE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL, ALL MY SHORT FILMS ARE THERE. IS NOT MY INTENTION TO SPAM, I´M JUST ASKIN YOUR HELP.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
Raul Gonçalves.
RaulSoaresG1452 3 months ago
lmao at 0:09 that selfish prick.
MrShadeviperx 3 months ago
Classic
Kunal613 3 months ago
I've abandoned my MILKSHAKE. hahahah
LeePritch5 3 months ago
"what's the name of the MILKSHAKE next to the hill house?"
classic.
doesnotcompute81 3 months ago 10
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gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 3 months ago
we have a hole ocean of "milkshake" under our feet.. lol sooo funny
cwickso 3 months ago
"You can have anything you like now Daniel"
"Milkshake."
TheAussie00 4 months ago 3
The Sunday's Milkshake brings the all Plainviews to the yard!
And Daniel's like "I wanna buy your farm!"
MrMazRules 4 months ago
Two steaks, Milkshake, and water for him.
Man what a dick.
MrMatto91 4 months ago 2
I like the part where he says milkshake
TheCosmicFireStar 4 months ago
I MOUNT YOUR PLATYPUS!
HarvardCurlingTeam 4 months ago
I just woke my family up bursting out laughing at I'VE ABANDONED MY Milkshake!
TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy 4 months ago
What's the name of the milkshake next to the hill-house?
blackandgold978 5 months ago
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KreeseSensei 5 months ago
i eat your sandwiches!
MrToccasana 5 months ago
what movie is that?
furkanpolat24 5 months ago
@furkanpolat24 There Will Be Blood
ADPuckey 5 months ago
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@ADPuckey Thanks!! Just watched it. Amazing movie
furkanpolat24 5 months ago
Chocolate or Vanilla?
bigboybain 5 months ago
waiter!
two steakes,
MILKSHAKE!!!!!,
and water for him
Warlord795 5 months ago
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Wtf I have been mind raped
spiiderslayerrr 6 months ago
103 people abandoned their milkshakes.....
Infernorabbit97 6 months ago
I Drink your pain
I poot my straw in it
*slurp*
I DRINK IT UP
-Dr. Edward Richtofen
lombax109 6 months ago
"I've abandoned my milkshake"
fuckin genius!!
NorthSea0il 6 months ago
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nicothegreat795 6 months ago
but im lactose intolerant :(
nicothegreat795 6 months ago
He should meet Cave Johnson. They'd have a nice conversation about sugary beverages.
igobyjoey 6 months ago
I...eat...your RIBS I EAT EM UP
Genoprototype 7 months ago
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DarkprinX2500 7 months ago
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DarkprinX2500 7 months ago
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DarkprinX2500 7 months ago
uhhh Goddamit.. wheres the MILKSHAKE!!!
DarkprinX2500 7 months ago
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DarkprinX2500 7 months ago
Die Milkshake Die! Now you go to milkshake prison!
cdl80000 7 months ago
I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES! I EAT EM UP!
UberMetallMaschine 7 months ago 41
I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES! I EAT THEM UP! (Cookie if you get the reference)
magmus2 7 months ago
@magmus2 The Soda Popper is so OP. ¿Where's my cookie?
rasengan46 7 months ago 3
im guessing he loves his milkshakes
Warlord795 7 months ago
For some reason, I've got a feeling that Daniel will never abandoned his MILKSHAKE.
That video is a lie!
ettybop999 7 months ago
Mmmmm God damnit. Where's the MILKSHAKE?
7spAno7 7 months ago
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
nicothegreat795 7 months ago
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE !!LPLPLPLPLPLPLPLP!! I DRINK IT UP!!
BestRockNroll 7 months ago
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There Will be Milkshakes
buzzcat3 7 months ago
I'VE ABANDONED MY milkshake.
maxpowers518 7 months ago
So, I herd u like milkshakes, Daniel Plainview.
Ryuion 7 months ago
I've abandoned my milkshake!
Craaaaazy89 7 months ago
best video ever
TheCoasterGod 8 months ago
the best part was when he said "milkshake"
crackbone117666 8 months ago
So weird coming back to this video and seeing that a comment you wrote 7 months ago has 174 likes...
luxuryxkill 8 months ago
@luxuryxkill Your comment is legendary :D
danerogil 8 months ago
@luxuryxkill And for good reason, it's quite possibly the funniest Youtube comment I've ever seen.
Coldwarmusic 8 months ago
One should be "Milkshake from a basket!"
Raflegan 8 months ago
holy milkshake!
flower0scotland 8 months ago
one does not simply drink your milkshake into mordor
unclebill95 8 months ago
I've abandoned my MILKSHAKE!
r0ckt3hc4sb4h 8 months ago 2
I ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE!!!!
TheAndrewj96 8 months ago 37
@TheAndrewj96 AAaaaaaa.....YOU MONSTER!!!!!
Mr234Wtf 2 months ago
FUCKING MILKSHAKES HOW DO THEY WORK?
ASSWERTASS 8 months ago
the video is good but the comments are better
Putrid186 8 months ago
press 2 for :milkshake !
super88cloud 9 months ago 2
It is delicious milkshaek! I must drink it!
VIOLATER9000 9 months ago
I've watched this so many times and it never fails to cheer me up! Excellent work!
Ko0lHaNDLuKex 9 months ago
I never saw this movie so i thought that the first four were actual lines in the movie :S
TheJustin59 9 months ago
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@TheJustin59
You should watch it, it's incredible.
ajaxrobinson 8 months ago
@TheJustin59 it's okay, i did too
the first one was, however
SuperHappyCow 8 months ago
I
EAT
YOUR
SANDVITCHES
I eat them up
tinelvago88 9 months ago 2
@tinelvago88 I WILL EAT YOUR RIBS, I WILL EAT THEM UP!
What, no one else mains solly?
landofconfusionfan 8 months ago
Yep, this just about sums up the movie.
r0ckt3hc4sb4h 9 months ago
I actually pissed myself!
Fable0Spartan 9 months ago
Why the hell is this so funny?!
enlowmation 9 months ago
@enlowmation Dumb question.
biagiotti2006 9 months ago
milkshake= oil he is taking all of the oil he is an oil baron.
gtgt2010 9 months ago
I drink it up!
wowantonlavey 9 months ago
This is making me want a milkshake right now.
AymsterSilver 9 months ago 2
Holy crap! This made me laugh so hard!
outofmyvulcanmind22 9 months ago
I havent laughed this hard In a while
calvinmillerproducts 9 months ago
thumbs up if you like chocolate milk or chocolate MILKSHAKE!
gigigood1 10 months ago 2
It seems some people abandoned their milkshake
Silenceisbought 10 months ago
@Silenceisbought Yeah, 102 of them so far.
Sinistrsexybeast 9 months ago
I played the beginning of this in my business class, and everyone burst out laughing, even my teacher.
2012Castle 10 months ago
100 people are lactose intolerant.
BadValue461 10 months ago 2
omfg this is funny! thx!
sonjahentunen 10 months ago
So people are dying over milkshakes in this movie? lmao
MISANTHROPY647 10 months ago
I can never remember the milkshake next to the hill house...
DeansterTheSnow 10 months ago
I drink your MILKSHAKE!
*Slurping*
I DRINK IT UP!
wizard101iamlvl40 11 months ago 2
I still like it better when Chad says it.
Seanileus2 11 months ago
damn right its better than yours
524K4LT 11 months ago
he drink my milkshake he drank it all
Drsalimassal 11 months ago
i have abandoned my MILKSHAKE
gunnar045 11 months ago
Oh god that is so funny...hahahaha.....freaking brilliant
guthax30 11 months ago
I'VE ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERESCEDA98 11 months ago 2
I've abandoned my MILKSHAKE!!
crunchman99 11 months ago
100 people had their milkshake drank up.
Sl0wry 11 months ago 2
this video defines the word "SPOILER".
kuburga 1 year ago
@kuburga I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
gigigood1 11 months ago
hated it.
shumirules1 1 year ago
99 people had water instead of MILKSHAKE
Voltureeee 1 year ago 2
IVE ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE!!!
pacmandude345 1 year ago
should have had: I'm finished...MY MILKSHAKE!
Madorem 1 year ago
IVE ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE!
MoustacheMonkeys 1 year ago 64
damn, this guy will do anything for his milkshake...try a fucking frosty
RedDeadFan1232 1 year ago
I screamed that at a guy once, he got scared.
DevilishKitty1 1 year ago
I. DRINK. YOUR. PRUNE JUICE!
SHRRRRRRRRRRP!
I DRINK IT UP!
Maddin1313 1 year ago
great movie. stupid video.
blklightning330 1 year ago
I added this to my favorites
LoneStarLynch 1 year ago
0.o
megamikira 1 year ago
Hilarious! But also kind of dumb
TheBestMuse 1 year ago
the sound of pins falling at the end was a nice touch!
smpoinde 1 year ago
99 people have abandoned there MILKSHAKES
madvillain24 1 year ago
Aw gawddayum it...WHERES TEH MILKSHAKE
FlatSyx 1 year ago
Hey! How come Daniel gets the milkshake and his son only gets water? Lol
GNRguy17 1 year ago
There Will Be Milkshake
Diako2509 1 year ago 25
At first, before I saw the movie, I didn't understand why this was funny because I didn't watch the whole thing. But the I'VE ABANDONED MY MILKSHAKE thing got me laughing for minutes.
TheDirectorofFoo 1 year ago 3
@MANiLAxTHRiLLA
there will be blood
MUST SEE!!
arfrus 1 year ago
@MANiLAxTHRiLLA there will be blood
MUST SEE!!
arfrus 1 year ago
ive abandoned my....MILKSHAKE!!
3rixtat3 1 year ago
SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUURP!!!
ninja69245 1 year ago
that was the funniest thing ive seen in a week
HashbeanSC2 1 year ago
when the screen goes dark in the end it should say There Will Be Milkshake
HeinrichVonOetker 1 year ago
hahahaha i just finished watching the movie and i KNEW that there would be clips life this of the milkshake part.. awesome movie tho!
HeinrichVonOetker 1 year ago
i died at 0:23
darkarm3rocks 1 year ago
I EAT YOUR SANDVICH I EAT IT ALL
legalam 1 year ago
i watched this movie and didnt even see any milshakes....
1waka2laka 1 year ago
@1waka2laka You don't recall the last scene in the bowling alley?
MrEdLoop 1 year ago
@MrEdLoop crap...i miss like about 10 minutes of it and there is a fuckin milkshake...
1waka2laka 1 year ago
Dumb.
BillClintonn 1 year ago
@BillClintonn So you watched the video anyway?
Awesome.
Zerost 1 year ago
Waiter! two steaks,......
MILKSHAKE
and water for him.
xXCoD4pWn3rXx 1 year ago 82
@xXCoD4pWn3rXx SHAKE OF MILK
theawsomedude777 10 months ago
Whats the name of the milkshake?
theartofbreakng2 1 year ago
love 0:33 i've abandoned my MILKSHAKE
EffectiveKill 1 year ago
i will back in my milkshake
urbansolider13 1 year ago
Not bad...brought a smile...:)
william194113 1 year ago
97 people think their Milkshake will abandon them.
Langilear 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, milkshake drink YOU!
arcturus119 1 year ago
@arcturus119
ROFLMAO
Saucypants1000 1 year ago
thumbs up if you just typed in "i drink your milkshake" at the search bar. =P
StarBlade226 1 year ago 7
@StarBlade226 Welcome to the internet, we've been doing that for quite some time.
Antipopularization 1 year ago
DANIEL PLANVIEW'S MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO DA YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE "YOU DESTROYED MY FARM"
luxuryxkill 1 year ago 182
@luxuryxkill HAHAHAHA
lauratheodo 1 year ago
@luxuryxkill DAMN RIGHT, YOU DESTROYED MY FARM!
dominosoul 10 months ago 3
In Soviet Russia,milkshake drinks you.
spino571 1 year ago
@spino571 Ha! Thanks.
funkdragon23 1 year ago
maaaan, how i LOVE Daniel Day-Lewis!
DecayDanceGirl 1 year ago
hes going to play abe lincoln
for steven spielberg(alien believer)
hes a beast!!!!!
popomaniac1 1 year ago
0:11 was hilarious, it fitted perfectly
Sean12314 1 year ago
@Sean12314 agreed, definitely the best one, with the second two as close seconds.
Ismailikov 1 year ago
0:11 was hilarous, it fitted perfectly
Sean12314 1 year ago
who was the person that daniel killed in the bowling alley i forgot
milashiv 1 year ago
genius
Ismailikov 1 year ago
I hate all these dickheads who yell this quote all the time even though they don't even know what movie it's from.
facecycle 1 year ago
@facecycle because, like me, I learned of this quote after the famous line was reused by tf2's scout as a meme, the line being "I EAT YOUR ___" Probably an intentional inside joke from valve after seeing this movie I guess.
Cybrisk 1 year ago
Waiter! Two steaks, MILKSHAKE!... and a water for him.
StrayBengalTiger 1 year ago
pure gold!