Leslie Jones - I Heart White People

[passiveMenis]

Really unoriginal and not funny

[lizziedoesit]

GO ON LES!!!!!!!!

[MrCondouno]

funny as

[Queensophiane]

coochie coochie cooo python. LOL!

[cudatheferocious]

second female comedian i genuinely find funny! the first is melissa villasenor, in case you were wondering.

[TurkiDelight]

She copied this for sure, disliked.

[danirox1979]

Watch her dvd. She is one of the best female comedians out there. Bold as a mutha!!!

[StuartHughes2990]

This is a supremely tired stand up theme...

[superlightningohno]

@StuartHughes2990 agreed, lets move on already...oi.

[sarahandjessica07]

this is funny! :)



[abhi5a]

isn't this a copy?

[PERUANO31]

166 offended white people

[bazbaz223]

lol this is Katt williams material

[dsquaredmlg]

when she raises her voice she sounds exactly like chris rock when he raises his voice

[SuperBrown4life]

@dsquaredmlg bahah are u saying she sounds like a dude or he sounds like a chick? Ha

[DadsBlackFinger]

She sounds like Whoopi Goldberg!

[anosura]

i just love her shes so funny

[TobiasBoon1980]

I'm sure the white people don't' appreciate being pandered to and mocked.

[sapach3]

@TobiasBoon1980 I am white and laughed my ass off because she got a point!!!

[pumpkinpie3100]

@TobiasBoon1980 I am white as all get out and this was hilarious! She isn't saying anything really bad about white people. Just think of all the other jokes there are about other races that are offensive to that race and others. These jokes aren't to be hurtful or a put down

[TobiasBoon1980]

@pumpkinpie3100 "I am white as all get out..." Yeah...

[dexterhawson]

@TobiasBoon1980 dude your and awesome troll

[TobiasBoon1980]

@dexterhawson dude your and awesome troll = Dude! You're an awesome troll. *high five*

[thethinking1]

Yeah?! Watch this(below) and then run that by me again. funny tho..;)

Search for, 'Human Planet Man & Lion'.

[furiousz555]

@thethinking1 Haha. I did. No white dude is gonna pull THAT shit. Nice one.

[tkayjohnson]

Big Lez love you girl....soooo funny and loved when you came to Tacoma, WA for the Nate Jackson Super Funny Annual Thanksgiving Comedy Show...hope to see you again...

[ScaniaChan]

WHOOOO GO WHITE PEOPLE

[QueenAkasha23]

She's funny!

[yungroo347]

Alvin Is a chipmunk not squirrel lol'....funny though

[yondaime4000]

It's not a kitchen lion... it's not a bathroom lion...

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

158 white people have been attacked by wild animals

[ciceromatrix]

LADY YOU ARE GOOD

[wowplayza]

This is stolen... and she's copied the entire routine.

[wvboarder2005]

@wowplayza I THOUGHT SO!

[nynyleg]

@wowplayza if you mean she copied it from herself, then yeah. it's her routine.

[wexlerchick]

@wowplayza She did this routine a few years ago actually and some guy ripped her off.

[kandinskyforfootball]

Why does leslie always shake her limbs while on stage? It looks like she needs to go to the toilet!

[shyoomalkaabi]

u r amaaaazing !!

luv ya LOL

[OutlawJoseyWales909]

I'm White!! :D

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!

Specually the girls XD

[surferdudette19]

I swear I heard this joke before . By a black guy on Laugh Factory.

But anyway love Leslie Jones :D

[bazbaz223]

@surferdudette19 Katt william 

[surferdudette19]

@bazbaz223 no no.. Aries Spears ! /watch?v=I1HmAbANXPo&feature=f­vwrel

He was the dude who said this joke .. yup , yup :D

[monckey100]

her jokes were funny, almost felt like i was being forced to laugh though

[MISTtumbles]

@monckey100 Yeah, she was deff holding you to gun-point through your computer screen.

[optiKalismo]

she's funny...just needs to change her delivery a lil bit....the jokes were pretty good tho

[GiveinGetout666]

I like her, she's quirky.

[TheBrradsullivan]

this women promotes negative stereotypes of black people

[yurismir1]

@TheBrradsullivan That's because those stereotypes are true. She can't help but "promote" them by being herself.

[TheBrradsullivan]

@yurismir1 ..by that logic racism is justified, which i allready knew

[Stananalol]

She looks like she's retarded or something. Doesn't have anything to do with race, just the way she acts, she's trying way too hard to be funny... Come on LF post some good shit next time...

[gpumn1]

Sssssssss soon bitch

[fujji]

no, nope. dont like it.

[username6333]

Bathroom lions

[Spookurts]

LOLOLOL~

[GhostFaced78]

148 people do not like white people... And it's sad.

[BandMBFF]

anyone else really excited that exactly 20,000 ppl have watched this? lol

[caseycharle321]

why's she have to be bouncin everywhere :/

[iceman3333able]

CUZ ITS RIDICALASSSSSS

[bevanisjustin]

i dont like this, shes too hyper

[ahyeaman]

yes and we love black people.. yeah.

[thefriend14]

omg im tearing up laughing at this...lmfao

[WowzaBoyz]

ehh she makes me nervous when she walks like a dinosaur, like out of nowhere she's gonna bend down and bite someones head off

[AltairKamahl]

quchie quchie quuuu python! ROFL omg that part killed me

[MysticalLatino]

Aries Spears Africa one was better

[wamow222]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS soon bitch.

[cindeler]

@wamow222 epic ending ahahah

[sammycool1998]

143 people don't like white people.

[joevandal13]

Last word! I am hippo god!

[mercuryrulz]

I love this, she's hilarious

[joevandal13]

@rallyfan916 nope, wrong. Hippos are incapable of killing or eating people. I just googled it. FACE!!! Also i point to this to make my case "Hungry Hungry Hippos"

Do you think those little colored hippos could kill anybody? come on get real!!

[rallyfan916]

@joevandal13 there are more human fatalities every year from hungry hungry hippos. its an epidemic!

[joevandal13]

@rallyfan916 Thank you!

[Soccerlova63]

ssssssSSSsss... Soon bitch lmao funniest line.

[ppeennnnyyg]

SSsssssSsSSSsssss... Soon bitch <3

[Zorayda85]

Yep, I think white people are crazy too. Just kidding! But serously though, most of them republicans!

[lugosky02]

If she were skinnier and had a mustache I would swear that was Richard Pryor.

[StephonST]

She reminds me of a retarded dinosaur. But anyway, I thought "i dont even have a punchline for that. Thats just RIDICULOUS" was hilarious

[pastafarian37]

She's hilarious!

[StoneLazaurus]

Its kinda like a female Aries Spears imo, except a little less fresh. Good effort though.

[kiazalea]

The beeping card ad makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep

[truknayr23]

sssssssssssssss.......ssssssoo­on bitch!!! LOL!!!

[shanish82]

not original stupit fat n*****b****!

[abe235]

i thought this wasnt going to be funny cause most female comedians arent but wow laughing till my eyes where bulging out

[WizMaxa]

Both top comments from a same person...unusual

[JayDelaCruz3]

lol shes good

[UberSanctuary]

Literally the only funny female comedian I've seen on the Laugh Factory

[papsyoh]

Best part: SSSSSSssssSSsss-soon Bitch! lmfao

[ijakeb93]

SALTS (smiled a little then stopped)

[sourpatchtkids]

Haha love it!

[jr0014]

black people ein ein ein, white people duh duh duh

[mitch50100]

cuz its RIDICULOUS!!!

[IzzyIsou]

She definitely has potential. Good stuff!

[fuckinwok]

At first i was like here we go again... another white joke... but then I was like this was some original material.. Funny indeed LOL

[MrEGOTting]

i like this a lot more

/watch?v=I1HmAbANXPo

[NeckoKun5]

The ending killed me XD

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 meeting a lion in Africa is like seeing a cougar or bear here

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights but about 3 times meaner and bigger lol not to mention snakes, hippos, alligators, and dozens of others. we have it easy in the states

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 I used to live in Kenya, never once did i see a lion or any other animal roaming around the city except at the zoo. And even if you did see an animal it is VERY unlikley that it would attack you. My grandma and her sister when they where younger once walked right under a tree that had a leopard laying in it, it did nothing. And also alligators dont live in africa

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights i meant crock btw, im sure you were just nitpicking though lol.. and the same things could be said here. and all i meant was the shear number of animals is far greater there as far as big predictors, or really any animals at all as far as im concerned. i live in California and im not going to see any wild animals in my city either lol. i was just making a joke anyway but really, on land, nothing in america beats lions or hippos. like i said before we have it easy in america ;)

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 Why would you be afraid of hippos. they dont prey on other animals, they are herbivores

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights hahaha what!? you need to look into hippos again.. theres no way they dont kill people!!

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@rallyfan916 hippos DO KILL people

[rallyfan916]

@MrGladBEASTftw like all the damn time!! lol they kill anything near their chill spots. i thought this was common knowledge, especially for someone who supposedly comes from "Kenya" lol.. what ever.

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 Ya, common knowledge for someone who comes from kenya, know what your ass is talking about before you open your stupid mouth

[CityFlashLights]

@MrGladBEASTftw there is a difference between killing and eating. and you clearly dont understand that difference

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@CityFlashLights nope. if they eat you you're dead. if they kill you you're dead.

[CityFlashLights]

@MrGladBEASTftw tell yourself what you want

[rallyfan916]

@MrGladBEASTftw I like that KILL is in big letters but the argument turned to if they eat people lol thnx for trying anyway haha

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 Im not fucking stupid i know what im saying, of course hippos kill people, so do elephants, do they eat them? no.

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 hippos would only kill or attack if the felt that they where in danger, or if they where protecting their young. they dont randomly kill every person in sight

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights nope.. hippos eat them too, i never said they randomly kill every person in sight, im really starting to think you just want problems. we arnt even really talking about the same things any more. my point was there are more wild animal dangers in Africa then in America. there are no comparisons to a mountain lion and a real lion, hippos eat anything they want because they can,. look that shit up they do! people included,

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights not randomly, not hundreds at a time. but at least 100 people a year and they DO eat them. this is ridiculous! you could have even googled some of this and said, oh sorry my mistake, or got the clue that I've just been messing with you. im usually not a dick but this shouldn't have been an argument in the first place. i dont even know why im still typing lol im done...

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 Im glad you're done, because i would argue unless i know im right, hippos are herbivores (vegetarians) they are very terretorial so if you cross them they will attack you and might kill you. but they will nost sit there and start eating you. Please dont say another stupid thing about what you think hippos do or do not. There has NEVER been a recorded incident of a hippo EATING a man

[joevandal13]

@CityFlashLights Hippos are not "herbivores" the are in fact "plasticvores" once again i point to Hungry Hungry Hippos. FACE!

[CityFlashLights]

@joevandal13 your stupidity is astonishing

[joevandal13]

@CityFlashLights DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rallyfan916]

@CityFlashLights lol your missing the point again.. here it is, i was joking around in the first place, and africa has more animal dangers. you even helped prove my point by adding the elephant trampling thing. so point proven. big animals kill + more big animals in africa =.. well for your sake I wont bring math into this. plus next to the almost word for word answer you posted I also found "hippo eats midget". we can argue that one too if you like

[CityFlashLights]

@rallyfan916 ahh, i see what you did there. good job

[joevandal13]

@CityFlashLights POWNED!!!!!!!1

[CityFlashLights]

@joevandal13 not really..

[joevandal13]

@CityFlashLights yes really

[masorrentino]

like this if... White People be Crazy!

[MrHormona]

Why do i have the feeling she copied 90% of her act from "Aries Spears - Africa" clip ? (wondering)

[MrRetrogamingBard]

@MrHormona I watched that and all I could think of is... it's a variation of that particular topic.

More I think about it, it's a very easy topic to poke fun at. I'm no expert, but that's what came to my mind.

[alfarex25]

ssssssssoon bitch XD

[rallyfan916]

im not even sure were to start.. im not sure were she even got her premise lol aren't black people fuckin with animals in Africa? has anyone ever been there and tried to avoid animals? it cant be done! lol check mate stereotype comedian! ;)

[mrcritic1]

@rallyfan916 ....OOOh shut the fuck up!

If you dont find it funny, then move on.

[iloveblack101]

@rallyfan916 the black people of Africa co-exist with the wild animals there....what she is talking about is those white people who keep exotic animals as pets and try to turn them into domesticated animals like dogs, birds and cats...you will never see this IN Africa because they keep to themselves...not like here where they try to control them and baby them and then get surprised when they turn on them....they are PREDATORS, not house pets.

[rallyfan916]

@iloveblack101 that was a small part of her joke, most of it was about being in the wild or in public but point proven i guess lol have you seen that crazy scene on planet earth with those tribesmen take meat right from the lions? whos messing with animals now? lol just messing w/ you but still i felt she had a lot more going with the pets thing just took a while to get there and then it ended. just wasn't a winner for me i guess.

[ThinkinAboutSex]

HILARIOUSNESS!!!

[Jamtootness]

Trololololol! sssssssssooooon bitch. xD

[ProudSaracen]

sssssssooooooon bitch...

[JayceonTaylorBWS]

Don't you just hate it when you're hiking, and a mountain lion jumps out and mauls your punk ass?

[BrettFX]

Give us more?

[Fasil777]

Isn't it ironic that if she was a white comedian and was talking about black stereotypes, She'd be a labeled a racist ? : ) just an observation

[votumseparatum1]

@Fasil777 Watch Bill Burr. He has the balls to do it.

[bluespartaninc]

@votumseparatum1 Very very true.

[mrcritic1]

@Fasil777 A few videos back, a white woman not only tells black jokes, but imitates a black woman, who called her racist.

Kindly get over yourself. You're not special.

[mrcritic1]

@Fasil777 Woow! You really are that far up your own ass.

What?! You thought your sad comments were going to offend me?

Like i said... Get over yourself. Trust me, you are not special.

[Fasil777]

@mrcritic1 Cherish the attention you've gotten from me for the rest of your life. lol

[mrcritic1]

@Fasil777 Go to sleep.

[InspectorBadass]

I love double standards.

[thecitysleepsinmatt]

I LOOVEEE black people, y'all be wearing gold teeth, y'all smoke weed. Y'all keep on messin with the police, no matter how many y'all go to jail. YOU BOMB! I saw this thing on TV it said "Don't shoot nobody" I thought, who is this commercial for? ITS FOR BLACK PEOPLE! When y'all shoot somebody and the police show up you go WAAHHHHH where'd they come from? They came from the city, because you were shootin people! Wow that's racist when its the other way around.

[junevo5]

recycled joke...

[mundabi]

@junevo5 arent all jokes nowadays

[BONESBECKER]

I don't care who she "copied" i lol'd hard XD



[yungworldz]

HAHAHA Only white people hit the thumbs down button..Losers..

[Darkez982]

White people are crazy... they pay taxes, they always stay quiet at the movies... and get there on time.

[Sueiza]

@Darkez982 Lighten up, bro.

[Genolexis]

@Darkez982 So do Black people. So what are you saying? Oh, but that comment is ok to post... America the beautiful

[ArtDaUr]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssoon bitch :D

[berry6111]

Soon bitch

[SpiritCrusher47]

olol more racial humour. My favourite.

Jks, I hate it all

[beaglelover102]

She is by far one of the greatest comedians ever!

[1ghostronin]

fail

[footytang]

Is racial stereo types and religion humor the new era of comedy or just this laugh factory that thinks its funny, make sure your next comedian is arab or jewish and the whine about the airport

[djflashb]

Enough with the black white we are deferent jokes ... lets get creative for a bit

[arrowTOtheKNEEfor3]

was that a kitchen joke ?

[soghettorecords]

lmao

[YeeSoest]

I felt a little Nazi when I clicked LIKE for liking white people...as I myself AM white^^

[jackerx5]

Wow these jokes have been around FOREVER "white people mess with animals thats CRAazZZY!" don't have a problem with white jokes but come up with something new.

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

yay, another black comedian doing white people jokes. SO UNIQUE :D

[BuckwildWill]

im sure mlk jr. would be proud...

[Eetaq]

@BuckwildWill Oh come off it. I bet he sincerely would: happy to see black and white laughing together.

[patr1ckf1994]

she copied aries spears or at least made it similar... didnt really enjoy this

[blakka91]

ssssssssssssssss soon bitch :-D:-D:-D

[42cosmonauts]

her timing and delivery is brilliant XDD

[ComeToJesus]

oh man, so bad... lol

[countzeroads]

"Soon Bitch" that was so funny!!