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  • rule #1:never take a piss during combat always do before combat. lol

  • Brute: Ahhh...that's better

    Chief: #Hits brute#

    Brute: Gah!

    Chief: Hey! can you read? no pissing allowed!

  • Brute: La la la. I hope nobody is looking.

    Chief: Holy ****! Look at the size of that PENIS! I must have it! Give me!

    Brute:Ahhh!

    Chief: Yeah! That's Right! Feel the Chief! :)

  • O.O WTF XD

  • yea.... cheater

  • Co za asi

  • WTF

  • who knew that brutes masturbate?

  • i gots halos reachs limiteds editions dos yous has halo because ihave halo trilogy

  • @BIGSMURFELMO I have all Halos!

  • me and my brother took a screenshot of him peing

  • Hmm...looks like hes about to jerk off

  • lol brute: hey wait i didnt szipper yet no fair!!!

  • Da Brutez Forgot To Close The Cavern.

  • looks like that brute has a serious case of gonorrhea

  • i misss the campaign! i shouldn't have sold it 2 get halo odst! DAMNITTT!!! those where some fun halo dayzz. now every1's in mw2 n shit like dat. halo reach won't be nothin like the ark on halo 3 but halo reach will be fun as hell! 3 dayz left!

  • Why'd you have to whack him when he's taking a leak?

    He could've gotten his thing caught in the zipper.... ya know.... that gotta hurt!

  • That's in halo 2 dumbass...

  • @MrManKoolaid and 3

  • @MrManKoolaid brutes in halo 2 didnt have any armour, and if they did it would be red

  • he was just taking a goodnight balls scratch

  • dosent look like hes takin a leak to me >.>

  • uhhhh, ok I don't know if he was really peeing, so here are my theories:

    1.) he was holding his piss for at least a week and he was finally letting it out.

    2.) he was mastrubating really frickin hard.

    3.) he wanted to become a women, but didn't have the money for surgery so decided to do it himself.

  • @MegaRatlover hes cheap so he did it

  • i think he was just enthusiastically scratching his balls.

  • pretty happy leak

  • looks like he was passing a kidney stone

  • It looked like the peeing was painful

  • lol @ the running grunt. "HENTAI! WOOO"

  • das fucked up dude! y"ed u kill a man taking a piss in peace?!!? §

  • ohyer babay OH YER LICK IT thats what it sounds like to me hes having sex with his elite girl frend

  • @halorechfan thats fucking gay what i sayd + im 20004902840928402 not im 10

  • @halorechfan dude you're gay and you're clearly 10

  • @halorechfan ok dude clearly ur not geting it lil buddy, and is not spealled fucking is correctly spelled fuckEN!... §

  • @halorechfan THE FUCK?

  • hahaha funny shit

  • lmao he wasn't pissing, he was masturbating!

  • Let me guess... You had the IWHBYD Skull on, right?

  • @BongoMaster99 that skull doesn't affect easter eggs/character's actions

  • @viatheawesome Yeah, it makes them have funny rare dialogue.

  • LOL

  • not nice to see every day but good for girl brutes

  • Come on, give the big idiot some privacy :D

  • @sauske1969 bullshit

  • i don't think he is taking a piss if you know what i mean. destroying life as we know it is a very stressful job

  • looked mor like he was jacking off when i saw this when i was playing

  • badguy grunt runing

  • Everybody says this is a glitch its not I've seen it 10 times! how u see it is on level six after u kill the sarab guilty spark unlocks the door in the weird room ur supposed to be stealthy and kill the grunts by meleeing them thengo up and in the orner he's taking a leak. The reason y they put that in is to test if ur a retard who go's in guns a blazing or if ur smart and stealthy.

  • smart and stealthy is boring goin in guns blazing is fun

  • LOL this is so funny

  • looks more like his dick is caught in the zipper

  • how do you catch them doing that is that a glitch or something

  • me and my friend tryed this and it worked

  • omg was he jackin off!!!

  • @brothersfilm101 umm jackin off???

  • he got owned while taking a piss XDDD

  • What would be bad is if you caught the brutes attention wile hes doing it and turns.

  • I'm not sure what's worse, him taking a leak, or master chief catching him while he did it o.0

  • omg yes beacuse people really make THOSE kinds of movements when thier peeing... >.>

  • lolololol!!

  • what mission iz it on?

  • wait wait, dont start the war yet, my fly's caught!

  • HAHAH

  • looks like he got shot master bating

  • Dude hes not taking a piss hes beatin his meat

  • If he was taking a leak then why were you looking O.o

  • He's not taking a leek he is Jacking off

  • lol

  • thats hilarious

  • imagin if a grunt was right in front of him O_o

  • dude don't go that far! XD

  • lol but how do u know its a boy brute

  • Are you sure he isn't masturbating?

  • he doesint have any pants what the fuck is he trying to take of his dick or what

  • looks more like hes jacking off

  • thts messed up how would u like it if u were takin a piss an somone put a cap in your ass lol

  • sO THATS WHAT DOING.i THOUGHT HE PLAYING WITH HIMSELF.:D

  • se esta haciendo unas pajas

  • Nice Easter egg ps I accidently hit flag innapropriat my itouch lags sometimes and I endup hitting the wrong button

  • everytime i find him arbiter comes in and blasts everyone screwing it all up

  • You don't just go walking up topeople and butt them in the back when they are taking a leak. it will get all messy.

  • YOU KILLED MY NIPPLE BUDDY!!!! -Gay Grunts.

  • i heard a grunt say

    "I found the saboteur!

    He was eating a croissant!"

    then i blew up his face

  • One time I heard a Brute say "I just found my dinner!" and I was cracking up becauuse he said it so funny XD

  • the spartan should've just stood there and watched him do it and then blow his brains out

  • OWW!

  • i found this guy once lol

  • I like throwing fire bombs at him XD

  • lol, u ever heard a brute say, : he was my lover!!!!

  • hahhaaha

  • yeah i saw that i also killed a grunt and another said ''that was my best friend!''

    and 4 grunts under a bubble shield one yelled ''gruntie power''

  • i killed a brute and you could here another one say he was my lover!!!

    couldnt stop crackin up

  • I am pretty sure to me at least he said "he was my brother" just saying

  • they put some funny shit in halo 3. did anyone find the grunt at the last level? that shit was funny

  • i saw a video on youtube about it but never took the time to do it and see it with my own eyes

  • He was wigelling so much i wounder if he made it in the toilet

  • wow... holy shit...

  • lol

    leave him alone do you take videos of you friend pissing!?

    just jk lol

  • he reallly had to go lol!

  • ew man

  • hey that happend to me on the ark, only it was a brute captain, and it looked like he was humping a grunt or was just humping the wall- heroic diffuculty

  • chaeck out my vid above in video responses

  • is the taking a piss

  • reminds me of duke nukem lol

  • LOL, that make me laugh so hard

  • holy shit! or should i say Holy piss! He got pwned! I guess he could pwn him back.

  • lol

  • LOOOOOL

  • looks more like he was touchin himself

  • lol i agree

  • he dosent say lover he says brother.........

  • brutes say both. it depends on if you have the iwhbyd skull active or not.

  • you killed him while he was pissing, thats worse than killing someone when jerking off.

  • i doubt that jake. lol

  • lol ^^

    though it was pretty weak, i mean, killing someone while pissing. WEAK!

  • dude killing a guy while he is pissing is like killing a pope.

  • Naa, I prefer the brute over the Pope.

  • wtf dont rape someone wen they r pissin

  • HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A VIOLENT PISS!!!

  • lol

  • lol wtf ohhh what a douche

  • not that funny really

  • nice i found this egg too lol i think its pretty funny theres a grunt like watching him when i found him.

  • i swear to god i was fighting a brute and he shouted think with ur dipstick! than i shot him in the head and he shouted JIMMEH! it was on the ark easy IWHBYD skull WAS on.

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  • 1. what we hear is based on our point of veiw. you may hear something else.

    2. i gave you the conditions so go screw your self

  • i killed a brute and heard another scream HE WAS MY LOVER!!!

  • ive had a grunt shout "he was my lover" when i shot another one that was standing next to him :L

    and yes the iwhbyd skull was on :L

  • guys its not fake and hes not peeing hes masterbating duh see any thing coming out yellow no!!!

  • no guys its real he does pee in the game ive already killed him a bunch of times and i dont agree with poooopeeeerrr because if the brute has armor when you melee him the armor breaks off then if you hit him again he dies

  • what the crap that was really funny and random!!! XD XD XD

  • TRUE :)

  • saw an ONHERCAM girl, ROXI, doing a little vid for you. DESPITE this, i will continue to buy your products. she is SOOOO dull and boring.

  • dude its not fake l went on halo 3 and saw it my self

  • Fake cause on hit in the back will kill the brute on any difficulty

  • its real. its an eggg

  • I want to pee on u yes I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha, lol xD

  • pwned

  • ROFL!!! HALARIOUS!!!

  • Omg ... why u didint wait. Now he got pee on him. And im sure brute pee = acid. SO HE GONNA DIE.

  • o darn.

  • you had ROXI from ONHERCAM do a vid for you. you MUST be getting desperate. sorry to hear that.

  • lol

  • looks more like he's caught himself on his flies xD

  • :\ Dickless lol...

  • wtf

  • u pushed him in pee

  • i pwned it with a plasme grenade to the ass when i played

  • LOLZ, Rofl raped!

  • hahaha what level waz dat man

  • end of the ark

  • that was awesome

  • he's probably jacking off

    ( white stuff on the floor xD )

  • ya thats true.

  • OWW!!!!

    HAHA

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  • omfg cant stop laughing !!!

  • I want to know which mission is this,and when?

  • lol...awsome

  • I always see that every time i do that level.

  • XD Hilarious

  • haha he like throws it out, starts swinging it around, then beats off! WTF?!?!?!?!?

  • He's jerking his brute shot!

    :D

  • in rite...his hand probably got stuck and he was tryin to get it..lol... wonder wtf he could be jackin off to

  • rofl wtfux :O

  • hahahahahahah

  • what the!!!!!!!

  • ahahahahahahahh looks like he jacking off to lol

  • that was hilarious

  • lol!

  • funny

  • "Bad Guy!" "oooohhh" lol

  • thats so funny.

  • thats from fable