Vampires... Suck!

[fun807]

wtf? but it´s really funny;DD

[melissasmrz1]

for f#@&k sake!! Bite her already!! lmao

[yoyohayli]

3 a.m. showed up twice.

[0inume0]

lol did anyone else notice that the vampires had white stuff in their mouth that looked a little too much like...

[Jakegothicsnake]

@0inume0 Relax dude, it's probably just foam. You know like how a rapid animal froths at the mouth.

[0inume0]

@Jakegothicsnake you have failed to know what was perverted about that.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@0inume0 Really?? I thought that you thought the mouth foam was semen.

[suscriber11]

:D that was funny XD

[sadasaimhot]

"FOR FUCK SAKES JUST BITE HER!!!!!" best line ever XD

[81silversiren]

wtf lmfao

[2lovetheturtles]

yes we are going to feed on you.... nomnomnomnomnom.

[manoric82]

Trueblood Vamps are as sensitive as a load of buckshot to the face. Bill is the exception, but he ends up losing his mind and killing people all the time with gratuitous blood splatter so its okay.

[MerlinsJester]

@manoric82 He still kinda ruins it, though...

[MrUFailed]

FAIL!!!

[silverjademoon13]

lol! they sparkle with glitter.

[F14ace]

1:45.

We're breaking up...

LOL!

[KawaiiDesu1996]

just bite her DX

lol xD

[KyleeDeLuca]

For fucksakes just bite her! God dammit!

Lol love that part

[jenna0070]

lol

[Lebzta69]

wtf

[vampirebillslover]

WOW didn't expect corey feldman

[TorinMarch]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!

[AnkokuEvangeline]

Not bad, I liked the guy in the chair. ^_^ The official 'Vampires Suck' movie is better of course, but that wasn't fanmade. Btw, are you sure that Twilight and TRUE BLOOD ruined vampires? Wasn't it supposed to be Twilight and VAMPIRE DIARIES ? Because True Blood is quite hardcore...

[susancarlisle]

LOL! "FOR FUCK SAKE JUST BITE HER! God damn it" XD

[ZAPATA5826]

funny



[cindydickerson1989]

i still think twilight is better sorry

[kitsvil5000]

@cindydickerson1989 same here

obviously

[worldofwarcraftman2]

are you sure this is fan made it looks like its stright out of the movie twilight but gaylight ruined what vampires are completly

[xXLetMeCry25Xx]

we're breaking up ...YES YES YES FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST BITE HER GOD DAMMIT LOVE IT. Bwahahaaahah

[ambermichelleee]

Yeahhh, we're breaking upp...lmao..

[lucyrbd509]

LMAO!! Finally something that was funny!! I think the chick was having an orgasm.. hahahahahahhaha "are you afraid" "no" hahahahaha FUCKAWESOM!

[XOrandomnesqueenXO]

hahhaaahaa i loved the beginning and the girl at the over dramatic scene

[animalLuverify]

soo funny.

[youluber88]

FOR FUCK SAKE JUST BITE HER GOD DAMMIT!

[gubz100]

hahahaha i loved u in goonies

[mrswtcake]

hahaha does a vampire really take that long to suck a person's blood? LMAO....

[blazefireheart33]

NEW TITLE FOR YOU... THIS VIDEO SUCKS

[fujiwaranosai25]

@blazefireheart33

NEW COMMENT FOR YOU... THIS GUYS COMMENT SUCKS

[Frankie1452]

ahhahahahhh

[tony48873]

WTF ? IS THIS SOFTPORN ?

[THEPAINE552]

fuck u dont think true blood is like gay twilight saga new moon

[SpinalRemainz]

that was funny. but true blood is badass. it may look kinda like twilight at times but at least the fuckin vampires dont sparkle

[xoLarryox]

@SpinalRemainz

I could not have said it better.

[kiki68980]

@SpinalRemainz True dat.  Trueblood's got a great story line and is humorous too :) I hate sparkling vampires :P

[Jakegothicsnake]

@SpinalRemainz Yeah, thank God.

[alucardmurderer]

that sucked

[HoorayForNutcracker]

so fucking true... fuck twillight and all that new vampiresensitivshit!

......WATCH THE MOVIE CALLED: vampires suck!

[MsUsername001]

@HoorayForNutcracker Omg I cant wait for it to come out!

[HoorayForNutcracker]

@MsUsername001 I have already seen it :D xD

[MsUsername001]

@HoorayForNutcracker Aghh!! Lucky!

[red13redc]

Were breaking up :-(

[RinAkurei]

"we're breaking up..." LOL

[lulabell0]

curse you cory feldman..

[1990banks]

looooooooooool funny

[pandapunk1993]

Really?

[SillyNerdify]

omg it is so true! vampires are a joke now! It all started with Louis in Interview with the Vampire, and now they are all freaking emo!! What happened to the bloodthirsty (literally) homicidal maniacs?!

[RinAkurei]

@SillyNerdify ummm.... "homicidal maniacs"? lol, sorry it's not like that, and never has been. seriously...were do people even get half their myths anyway?? lots of them are farce.

who is this "Louis"?

[Brittney131]

Are you afraid?.. No.. No im not.... LMFAO

[KissAmma]

LOL. hiiiiiiiiissssss hiiiissss XDDD

[DeathEaterChic16]

Nooo...the Meyerpires suck. Vamps are awesome as long as they kill people and burn in sunlight instead of sparkle..

THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN!!

[MCRsuperVAMP]

i mean this is offending to me vampires don't only do gggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh they suck as in suck blood like my far uncle dracula they al forgot he sucked blood twilight vamps suck cock

[xXAlyssaBubblesXx]

is says 3:00 am twice

[kits8D]

The twilight vampires suck but the real vampires are awesome

[Judes6647]

Amen. 

[GodsSaint6]

yess yess we are breaking up lool.

[GodsSaint6]

the Vampires was about to cum at 1:22 looool

[forevershirley16]

Stupid....

[4loly4]

LOOOVE IT!!!

[Runningtail]

vampires dont suck... twilight sucks

[GuyOfAwsomeAwsomenes]

''Prepare Your Self'' its Pit from SSBB :D

[Cyclomethicone99]

what a pretty girl :)

[bobguyhead]

holy shit this has to be the funniest thing ive ever seen. i watched this like 5 times today and it gets funnier everytime! hahahhhahahhahahahah curse u cory feldman!

[Melissa1596]

this was awesome, lol

[allister04081989]

Nice!!!!! Hahahaha

[Blackrosereaper]

absolute gold!

[lazeerrable]

@Blackrosereaper good right

[AwesomeAlex1561]

lol i almost woke up my parents laughing to death

[Georgito555]

Thumbs up if you think the girl has a vampire fetish and was having an orgasm

[Lebzta69]

bro im fuckin telling u dis video isnt funny bro but dw ayris just go get a lyf bro

[xxCholin]

@Georgito555

shit sherlock you're smart!

fucking dumbass 12 year old.

[Georgito555]

@xxCholin why so much hate man? were all here to laugh

P.S im 15

[Jakegothicsnake]

@Georgito555 Oh yeah, BIG time.

[DestinyChance1]

'YES!' OH YES!' '...we're breaking up..' 4.00am... XD Jokers! The bf must be like WTF?

[ssjcarlos1]

2:41 its looks like one of the vampires has cum on there mouth

[ehat2358]

lol

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

lol epic face!!!!!!!!!!!

[4omzig100]

i miss when vampires used to be truly scary things that would roll around in the gore after they got done with their horrible murdering sprees each night. Now they're all trying to mimic Fabio. Instead of wetting themselves, praying for mercy and running in terror, teenage girls are putting themselves on platters.

[gamestomaX]

i will kill you for making fun of vampires

[thesacredyew]

Hahaha this was as funny as hell! Don't really get that saying because hell wouldn't really be that a funny a place but you get my meaning.

[4omzig100]

@thesacredyew are you kidding? hell is hilarious!

[thesacredyew]

@4omzig100 Only if you find it funny to be poked with forks while being roasted over burning coals.

[4omzig100]

@thesacredyew Its not what happens in hell its the whole concept of hell itself that's funny to me.

[thesacredyew]

@4omzig100 Well I guess if you talking about the concept of a place miles underground where you go when you die, then yes that is pretty funny.

[sTImpY2487]

Its not that funny... I was a little aroused though at the pretty woman's screaming.. ^_^

[warlockshred]

This satire was really great, keep up the good work guys

[1Dithon]

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST BITE HER!!!!!



[zozo9899]

lmao wtf

[chapwil92]

true blood isnt sensitive...they fuck and kill all the time on that show

[jazmin826]

hahahah were breaking upXD

[Fretlessjay]

Fuck Vampires, Fuck werewolves, Ninjas and Pirates are the ulitmate warriors!

[iCandyTechnodog]

@Fretlessjay Naw. That would be zombie vikings.

[presidentkennedy1]

@Fretlessjay true, that should be the main questions, pirates or ninjas... i'm more of a pirate guy myself

[leeleelovea]

@Fretlessjay amen 2 that my new friend

[da0awesome0randomer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[PrestonReedStudios]

FUCK YOU. MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN at 1:44

[SuperHappyLemonChan]

@PrestonReedStudios

SAME HERE.

[VeoCeoLeo]

@PrestonReedStudios lmao that is hilarious

[kittyokis2]

@PrestonReedStudios My brother thought the SAME thing!!!! -.-"

[xXfk96Xx]

@PrestonReedStudios haha

[kozmo4eva]

@PrestonReedStudios ME TOO!!! XD

[Tay2theLor]

@PrestonReedStudios

mine did too... and im a girl...

[luvmiley95]

@PrestonReedStudios BAHAHAHAHA

[anthonybsb]

@PrestonReedStudios ahahahaahhaa xD now i know why he thought that! "yess oh yesss yesssss" lol

[BAMitsKailyn]

@PrestonReedStudios its so funny though AH AHH YESS YESS AAAHHH AHHH....... were breaking up LMFAO

[igneo95]

@PrestonReedStudios ouch...that's rough!!!lol

[EmoLover49701]

@PrestonReedStudios i know she all like ahhh ahhhhhhh what fagz

[dxgurl12]

screw twilight they sparkle at least the true blood vampires burn in the sunlight i love true blood!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HFKSJHGJFHGJF]

Twilight sucks and its characters,but vampires do not suck,Angel the best vampire ever,and he has soul.

[princessevil1715]

@HFKSJHGJFHGJF Hell yeah && he's hot. ! lOl

[adeleseaa]

corey feldman!!!!...loldamn,i loved him in goonies too!!i love him in anything really!!...just not lost boys 2!!

[TheSerena1995]

fuckboth vampires & werewolves, both type of monsters can frickin dye, longlive frickin gnomes!!!!!

[SoothsayerXAngel]

FOR FUCK SAKE JUST BITE HER! GODDAMMIT! LOL HAHA

[AnimalLover4100]

i was waiting for them to say, God u guys r just boring. D:

[lilmisgiggles1]

This is SO HELLA FUNNIE!!!

[black197646]

"are you afraid" "no, no i'm not"

[rockbreaker91]

hey why did stephany mayer make vampires look so gay especially edward you gotta feel bad for those twilight vampires cuz they sparkle. could you imagine being edward and being harassed by the True Bood vampires....ah who freakin cares twilight sucked the scary out of real vampires like dracula, as a matter of fact twilight killed dracula by making him want to sparkle.

[10baseballgirl]

Weird?



[startwl5]

I THINK SEE REALLY WANTS IT! LOL XD

[startwl5]

Damn if it takes a vampire this long to feed, the victims could have died, come back to life, beaten prince of persia sands of time three times in a row without saving, and made an escape by then and gotten to the other end of the country all within the time these dumb asses decided to finally to feed on them and realize they're gone. LOL

[dotxkiimbo]

this actually made me laugh LOL

not gonna lie (:

[ramica14]

they looked semi cool until the part where they started hissing then they look stupid

[romoman1988]

lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lam lame. oh and did i mention this was LAME

[fotografull]

and not only vampires sucks.... this video SUCK more than them :)))

[Gathorian]

the vampires died too easy in buffy

[joedoe27]

haha

[89Psycho89]

WHAT THE FUCK

ccchhhhhhhhh

[DeathDragon45]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD xD xD xD

[hadiconductor]

LMAO!!!!! 

[Jakegothicsnake]

For a second, I thought the chick was gonna have an orgasm....

[icestorm113]

Where did the good old "Count Orlok (Nosferatu)" or "Buffy the vampire slayer" style of vampires go? I WANT THOSE BACK! NOW!

[bakat84]

"forbidden world, taboo, fangsss..."

hahaha. they always work.

[cakecrumb095]

Funny but the very end was so gross!

[BillieJean2302]

haha! Great work! :P

[Kaopuschel]

just looool XD

thanks for that guys ^-^

[siomibaby]

hahaha! Very funny!

[MekTS]

30 Days of Night was more accurate to the legend of vampires, they were scary and i'm sure that there are plenty of other accurate portrayals in more underground flicks but not all legends about them were the same and so I don't get mad when someone has a different angle on them, only get mad when they have completely tried to change those legends (twilight) the sex in alot of todays vampire movies/shows I think is great cause, for the most part, it adds a different predatory aspect.

[MekTS]

Great video by the way !

[sythreeper13]

for you ladies who have a fantisy to have sex with a vampire; here is a hint, three words: "NO BLOOD FLOW"

[Mokurentate]

"we're breaking up." XD

[Dyingdeathwolf]

@Mokurentate "OH GOD YES YES" XD

[Mokurentate]

@Dyingdeathwolf

I'm dying of laughter. XD lol

[TheInstantClassic1]

Yeah, vampires freakin suck now. Long live werewolves the undisputed true terrors of the night :D!!!!

[Lycan2026]

@TheInstantClassic1

Amen! \m/

[Brisa440]

@TheInstantClassic1 Thanks.... Now you jynxed it... Next thing you know, there gonna make werewolves into softy's

[startwl5]

@TheInstantClassic1 well it's mainly twilight that just wanted vamp's to find love and look to pretty, anime vamp's aren't falling down, and there's supposed to be another underworld movie at some point, naw what the vamp. world needs to do is make a brand new Nosferatu movie that is literally a vampire right there that vamp. put the creep in creepy.

[SoothsayerXAngel]

@TheInstantClassic1 so true man vampires sold out to stupid emotional teenagers 

[Gnoma2345]

@TheInstantClassic1 New moon ruined them too DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!

[lilroseninja]

@TheInstantClassic1 no twilight kinda ruined them too lol

[doddseman2]

blade is a cool vampire woooo

[tickycup]

Oh my god that was hilarious. It had me laughing, especially when the guy screamed "JUST BITE HER ALReADY!" That was funny. Yes, these days vamps suck

[mcseire]

FFFFUU****KKKK , I just cannot stop laughing! I would have prefered however if you just let me vascilate back and forth until the sun came up and fried them. Yeah!! Boy, I sounded really twisted right there...eww.

[Mothra61]

Demons own all, as do monsters. There are so many things you can come up with, but vampires and werewolves and mummies? There just one way streets. Vampires were scary when it was Dracula, not twilight.

And frankly, True Blood is a mediocre pro-vampire r-rated rip off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, without the engaging characters and wide plot range.

[lighthearted2]

Buffy had a plot range? huh I never noticed

[Cyberxion]

@lighthearted2 I think that says more about your sub-par attention span and inability to follow plots that are any more complicated than a Tom and Jerry cartoon than it does Buffy. :P

[celtic889]

@Mothra61 yup demons are def the BEST!

[scapelife]

I liked the vampires that would rip your face off when they had the chance not these fuckin love-pires.

[PeanutButterZombie00]

Yeah, but which one would you rather meet in a dark ally in the middle of the night? At least the vamps with emotional diarrhea would give you time to run, what with their thirty minute long monologues and all...

[claireanimorphs]

hahaha awesome

[YouSuckAndThatSad]

Fuck Vampires. Demons FTW~!

[scapelife]

Demons AND werewolfs i don't see them loving.

[versionintegrale]

vampires suck there like the most pussy fantasy creatures ever made. dragons now there a fantasy ceature or a griffin

[humanshapedplushie]

that was AWESOME!!!

[truebloodsexyfan]

true blood is the fucken best eric northman is so fucken sexy,ass vamp that makes you just want to rub yourself all over him and lick him OH GOD YES!!! oh and FUCK twilight THAT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!!!!! LOVE, TRUEBLOODSEXYFAN