Monster in the Closet (1987)

[emzycrazy4waffy]

lol.. highly developed flower pots... XD

[LovingAriana]

I'm here for Fergie lol

[boeingnz]

2:45 Gay monster, well that's make sense.

[alleycatttl]

could not stop it !! ,LOL

[freakkinikki]

this was a movie? wtf and the movie reviews should've stopped it.

[TheEletricMillions]

Wtf, is the monster pumpkin head?

[shitflinger]

*breaks out of the closet* BBWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHrrrrr..­..o_O

[shitflinger]

an arrow to the knee COULD NOT STOP IT!

[angleisthebest]

1:09 -- the alternative to speed dating: speed raping?

[stinghopper]

An arrow to the knee couldn't stop it!

[ugurob]

It's 1986, not 1987.

[MrFAIL069]

1:21 when will that grenade explode

[Pcyst]

That preview was awesome!

[PastorDidier]

hahaha Trivia? :O The Boy at 0:57 is PAUL WALKER (The Fast and the Furious)

[nocturned85]

well damn if the flower pot can't stop it I can't think of anything else that can

[spartan585]

wonder what else can't stop it:P

[PitbullZver]

Монстр в Туалете пиздец вообще

[Lesbiwolf92]

lol RAWWWRRRR

[vicbaez]

romantic kiss at 2:45

[hhds113]

The next one is called..."OBAMA in the closet"!

[MrKillerman229]

me:nuke time 8D

M.I.T.C:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

*boom*

[MandyMW]

Is this seriously a real movie? How have I never heard of this movie?!

[narutokatara]

AWESOME TRIVIA:

the girl at 0:30 is Fergie, I'm not joking.

[mrfrogbutt1]

@narutokatara Figures, she started up cheap and wound up in a cheap ass pseudo rap-crap pop fart group singing or attempting to sing dumbass song for a bunch of retards

[thecoolpictsmaker]

lol at the little mouth.

[coopstah27]

Look he has a little mouth too.

[Freakish500]

The most highly develop nuclear flower pot could NOT STOP IT! HA XD

lmao!

[Matrix70151]

@Freakish500 Chuck Norris could stop it!!!!!

[Freakish500]

@Matrix70151 lol so true! I wanna see this whole movie haha its stupid but I wanna see it!

[Matrix70151]

@Freakish500 Hell I want to also it a monster satire and at the end of the trailer it pretty much said how about a kiss?! Thumps up for a hell no!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Even the damn crappy Chuck Norris comments could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Even those anime crazed nerds could not stop it!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Even Neo couldn't stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher The military could stop it!! IF THEY CAN SHOOT WORTH A CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Nostalgia critic could not stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 YouTube's awful double posting glitch couldn't stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher YouTube's update could not stop it!!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Adobe flash player couldn't stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Morgan Freeman's narrations could not stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Gordon Freeman's crowbar could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher The combine could not stop it!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Steam service fails to launch game, could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Jig saw's tortuous devices could not stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Jason Voorhees's machete, could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Freddy Kruger's razer glove could not stop it!!!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Michael Myers could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Chucky could not stop it!!!!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Gremlins couldn't stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Critters could not stop it!!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 The Ghoulies could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher The three stooges could not stop it!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Laurel and Hardy could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Boonie and Clyde couldn't stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 The Professionals could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher The Expendables could not stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Stone cold Steve Austin couldn't stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Triple H could not stop it!!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 And the millions (listens to crowd)

"YEAH"

And the millions (listens again)

"YEAH"

Could not stop it.

"BOOO"

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Bill gates could not stop it!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Acorn Risc os could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher Justin beiber could not stop it!!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 All the millions of mainstream unfunny jokes could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher All those internet memes could not stop it!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 All the smileys on the net could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher All these comments taken up the page could not stop it!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 The Youtube character limit could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher The You tubers soon to see our comments take over the pages could not stop it!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Your persistence could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher YOUR persistence could not stop it!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 Your ego could not stop it.

[Matrix70151]

@ShroedingerWatcher No it couldn't I have a small one!! But wait the Toon off evil toons could stop t!!

[MrKnife6]

@ShroedingerWatcher 17 people could not stop it

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@MrKnife6 Every troll on Youtube could not stop it.

[ShroedingerWatcher]

@Matrix70151 And the UPPERCASE couldn't stop it.

[2submit]

my ASS could not stop it

[Validarity007]

Carnies...CANT STOP IT. Yo momma....CANT STOP IT. The terminator.... CANT STOP IT. My middle finger...CANT STOP IT. Even egg farts.... CANT. STOP. IT!

[ScottPhoenix92]

Monsters Inc. in real life.

[Siegfriedist]

IT'S A MONSTAAAAAA!!!!

[dinosoid2000]

Very tame by Troma standards. IMDB this right now! You do know the kid in the glasses is Paul Walker right. Fergie is in this movie too!

[ChAtTiMeFilms]

Of course the most sophisticated armored weaponry and firepower isnt going to stop it, they cant even hit it!

[ViperKiller2099]

Ok i could the army and the lasers,but a flower pot? How the hell do you kill something with a flower pot! Ooooh a nuclear flower pot,that'll do something

[TheTetrap]

developed nuclear flower pots could not stop it

[mewtoo007]

if seen this weird movie a long time ago. what i don't get is that monster....was it supposed to be a guy or a girl? (please not a girl)

[ScottishGeordie39]

God bless John Carradine, he appeared in some absolute shite in his twilight years.

[MrKillerman229]

justin beibers ugliness could stop it

[Jcolinsol]

1:07 Ladies and gentlemen, JOHN CARRADINE!

[nobodies112]

chuck norris could stop it :l

[FUSTMUSIC]

This has got to be some elaborate, incredible joke.

[hexkwondo]

@FUSTMUSIC It's from Troma. All of their movies are like this lol

[TheSemiAwesome]

WTF?



[Cazxiro]

Donald Grant was fucking hot.

[111SOMEBODY111]

1:35 THE MOST HIGLY DEVELOPED NUCLEAR FLOWERPOT COULD NOT STOP IT

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

is it true that the Paul Walker from fast and the furious movies is also in this film?

[christysnuffleupagus]

@MYBIGKINDHEART Paul Walker's the little boy with the glasses

[111SOMEBODY111]

1:08 So it stips the victims? WHY? IS IT GOING TO RAPE THEM?!

[FredCracklin]

@111SOMEBODY111

No sir, the monster is a gentleman; it will tenderly kiss their brains from their forehead, and then gently lay them to their eternal sleep on a bed of freshly picked roses.

[sergiokbk]

I have just read the little girl is... is... FERGIE!!! FROM B.E.P.

[ilovemoldyfish]

the monster looks like a massive shit !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[rob3r70c]

dead monter? what?

[fredfinks]

HA!!

"could you understand what it said?"

"No"  (dies)

[MrUndergroundHorror]

Oh my god! I've been trying to find out what this movie was called for years. It came on TV one time when I was a kid and my mom made me change the channel. I've been trying to find this movie ever since. Who knew it was as simple as "Monster In The Closet"...

[ihavnoideawotimdoing]

The sheriff looks kind of like ronald reagan at 0:45.

[DaBurninShit]

not even the most advanced nuclear flower pots could stop it!!

[explorer47422]

1:12 was he undressing him!?

[SpockLover27]

@explorer47422 Sure looks like it doesn't it? O.o

[kungenchrille]

watches trailer, watches movie, watches closet... forever.

[brecoldyls]

This would go great with Nigel Thornberry.

[Davtwan]

This sounds like a hilarious paradoy I would definitely play at campy movie night.

[07Thenightshadow]

The United states marine corp. could not stop it!

The most sophisticated armored weaponry & fire power could not stop it!

Fantastic somatic special effects could not stop it

The most highly developed nuclear flower pots could not stop it

Even the most incredible ray of international superstars; (lists them) COULD NOT STOP IT!

LOL ROFL!

[yourenviousenemy]

it's so sad how the media portrays a man as a monster when he comes out of the closet ZING

[Deckardpr]

TROMA OWNS.

[allergicdandelion]

"Did you understand what it said?"

*groans in pain* "No." *dies* LMAO

[XxGameadickxX]

and that is why I use a dresser!

[wontonhugz]

kinda scary

[AzaakM]

01:08 wha'ts hugh hefner doing in there? D:

[actolar]

The monster was only grabbing men because he had just come out of the closet.

[MightyNeonFraa]

@actolar Actually it was because the monster was female....

[KelSeVa]

@1:09 did that dude just got raped in the closet ?

[beautyjunkiie6]

I was half convinced that this was a comedy

[CloneComander1138]

well thanks for showing me some third graders film project but seriously wheres the movie?

[sarahmostr]

2:13 i need to pee!

[phille22]

hahaha. cat: MMMMYYIIEEW

[jckcouto]

Muleke, minha infancia foi marcada por esse clássico dos "trashs"

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Como eu ria vendo ese filme no SBT a tarde!

Clássico, sem mais!

[NoTimeForComplacency]

Japanese guy with a katana FTW!

[Randomandible]

Chuck Norris COULD stop it.

also, sorry about the monster.

I was testing some teleportation and genetic stuff...

:/

[TheAltair4]

Great movie that i rented on video as a kid.

[Johnlindsey289]

@TheAltair4

one of Troma's best movies! i rented this when i was 11 and one of my first Troma movies with Toxic Avengers trilogy and Class of Nuke'Em High plus Totoro. This one had a solid cast including Claude Atkins

[TheAltair4]

@Johnlindsey289 Yeah, Henry Gibson was great in this too.

[DownFlex]

destroy all closets xDDDD the one in asia was epic xD

[mrlegofan404]

1:08 when it gragged him it started to rape at 1:11

[mrlegofan404]

im never going to a closet again

[MovieMan9991]

You know what was funny about this movie? Was that the title was very suitable, because the 'Monster' is 'in the closet', makes me laugh alot everytime see the front cover or like hear it somewere, I know it's a simple thing to laugh at, but very ironic.

[xXxIPOCKSxXx117]

Even my volume button to turn down the that voice could not stop it.

[matttrevproductions]

I can tell its a comedy cus PREDATOR came out that same year so wouldn't have used such shitty effects pretty much no blood.

[rob3r70c]

is HUMUNGOSAUR

[ccipollini1984]

Only in the late 80s could this level of hardcore cheese be put to cellophane.

[silverbulletgirl29]

This lame-assed movie---No one could simply stop it! It's enough to make you bury yourself in the closet. Of course, I did LMAO at the scene where the guy got yanked into the closet with a 'swooot' sound effect!

[Mahmuang]

Even Einstein can't stop it!!

[reignfire85]

The most highly developed nuclear flower pot COULD NOT STOP IT!

Was it a deranged killer, or just looking for a date?

I lol'd forever.

[Sirgreaseflick]

This is an 80's pop-corn coated classic! Also check out Prom Night 2 Hello Mary Lou, a kind of Carrie late 80's Prom Queen revenge flick...outrageously cheesy.

The original Stepfather is fun, and the best WORST 80's film goes to BODY ROCK!!! This has to be seen to be believed. I purchased about 10 copies (they were going for $2.oo each): perfect Christmas/Birthday presents for friends and family! Be warned: they may never speak to you again. Thanks for uploading this! I'm in heaven

[ObiTeninch]

I love how they loop his growl. So realistic too. "Raahhhhhh!"

[CGMannequin]

Chuck Norris

[hhds113]

George W. Bush and Obama COULD NOT STOP IT!!!

[steve5123456789]

Is this movie for fkin real.

[das81]

@steve5123456789 YEs, I watched as akid... on cable tv!

[steve5123456789]

@das81 Poor child.

[fredfinks]

@steve5123456789

Yes real movie. Its a parody movie, like The Naked Gun.

[WarOfSalvation]

At 1:09 you can see the scene change, if that makes sense. Anyways, looks like a awesome movie.

[SuperOptimusfan]

That's a monster? Looks more like a humanoid lion cub.It's really stupid looking,I'm serious!

[Mattwobes]

Its only one Monster. It should be easy to kill

[Manschaft13Legend]

The Tsonami could not stop it

[DownFlex]

The moster looks really funny xD

[elegantrapture]

How can an ENTIRE army not hit a single target at least once?

[gta4333]

@elegantrapture coz they r all high!

[askadetra]

what a sweet girl in the start. and i liked the music of A Troma Team Release.

[walle12345ful]

Is the rated R verion of monsters inc.!

[lolita24601]

WHAT IS THIS.

[SpockLover27]

Nothing like a cheesy old movie trailer to make you laugh! XD And the flower part bit was so funny!!!! XD

[basman777]

The scariest part is where the monster comes out of the closet...

[DialonS]

What? Cinematic special effects could not stop it? wtf?!

[SanDhampir]

Monster Inc. gone violent lol

[mforn40]

I could not watch the whole thing

[MegaHeavyD]

The most highly devoloped nuclear flower pot could not stop him. LMAO That had to have been put in there as a joke.

[dltanner99]

Horror novel see video book trailer

[Soniczeldaking]

ROOOAAAHHHH!!

[ThroatSlitta]

LOL ''we must destroy all closet''

that line killed me

[PigsCanFly2day]

Trailer narrated by Tay Zonday. :P

[FiswaT]

I seen that monster on Seasame Street.

[Thezillionth]

When he read out all the actors ...

How come I had never heard one of their names in my life

[D3ADKENNEDY]

@Thezillionth Because it's supposed to be funny. They're nobodies. I guess you've never seen a troma film, they're more comedy than horror. B-movie parodies of other B-movies.

[Siiiiegfried]

2:26 lmfao.

[comedycity54]

Not even justin beibers gayass singing could stop it.

Only chuck Norris could stop it

[heyheyheysniper]

omg i wish this was real!!! man, i can only imagine what that monster was saying when he had his mouth that open!!

reminds me of the evil monkey from family guy