Monty Python - Molluscs - 'Live' TV Documentary

[TheRadical42]

This video is DISGUSTING!!!!! >: (

But far more interesting!!! : D

[Mentulytus]

Mmmm... Chapman´s a very beautiful Drag Q here!!

[dangaertner7]

0:32 my favourite part, "Tell him I already got one"

[Elric33239]

John Cleese once said that he thought The 7 Deadly Sins were his foundation of comedy. I guess that's why at least 3 of them were the focus of this sketch: wrath expressed by George on the TV set and by Gladys with the rolled up paper, lust in the form of their interest in the subject, vanity in George's "Tell him I already got one" and gluttony in George's "Oh, I thought you said bacon." I love intelligent humor which is why I've enjoyed this series for over 40 years!

[dharmaseed]

@Elric33239 Funny, I thought 'Tell 'im I already got one' was just schtick.

[Elric33239]

@dharmaseed Couldn't it be both? Schtick doesn't necessarily mean low-brow throw-away lines!

[SLjimbolian]

Filthy, filthy rapists; those scallops are.

[SuperIlluminaughty]

Two people hate documentaries on mollusks.

[MissDaydream100]

I'd go lesbian for Graham here.

[DixieManda]

The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusk, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep MAKES ME SICK!!!

[Maphysto]

I love how the Pythons would always set up a corny joke and then punish themselves for saying it.

[TimelordR]

From 0:35 - 0:56, funny stuff you'll NEVER see done by today's so-called comedians!

[DalekHunter1994]

It's so hilarious, but I wish they'd done more on the cephalopod's sex life. Much more amusing.

[lordalessan]

What Terry Jones just did with the TV, Ive been wanting to do to my boyfriend's XBOX. It's not that it's a big deal really, he plays it more than he sleeps, no joke.

[greg5566]

This is one of my all-time favorites.

[Rita3500]

Why do they have fours on their backs?

[RSVPBlogger]

@Rita3500 - They are dressed up as ballroom dancers. The numbers on their backs are the contestant numbers. The reason it is written on Graeme's back is because it's Monty Python.

[Elric33239]

@Rita3500 "Come Dancing!" was a very popular TV show at that time and, as a result, one of Monty Python's favorite targets. That's why Graham isn't wearing a sign like Terry: "Gladys" is obviously a ballroom dancing addict! Love how self-involved "George" is to focus on his mustache and his love of bacon and sex! Brilliant sketch!

[DarkRubberDucky]

What is it with them starting a scene with a woman stuffing a chicken? I think this is the third skit. LoL!

[dharmaseed]

@DarkRubberDucky Lifeboat/ Neighborhood watch is the sketch.

Tell 'im I already got one. LMAO

[Eszerbet]

Clams these days!

[HeatherRawriee]

I've now taken to saying "Oh, I though you said bacon" whenever I ask someone to repeat something XD

"There's a man at the door with a moustache!"

"Tell 'im I already got one."

[greg5566]

@HeatherRawriee Yes, I've said that to people my hole life.

[trunxkam45]

"randy little fellow"! hahahaa

[TimelordR]

This kind of comedy beats whatever crap the US networks churn out! Long Live Monty Python!!

[WiLMaster002]

I thought you said BACON

[why1so1serious1]

george ??

yes gladice

there is a man at the front door with a mustache

tell him i alreaddy got one :p

great

[riz040]

tell him I already got one!

[EvrybdyluvsJosh]

nobody finds it funny that Edna O'Brien sounds like a boozed-up old Irishman?

[squarerootskinner]

If there's anything better than Python men, it's got to be the Python ladies. Don't we all love Graham in lovely poofy dress. ;D

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Pepperpots, as they're called.

[squarerootskinner]

Yes thanks, I'm aware of that.

[dsmihael]

He flailed the TV set. LMAO!

[Sky3645]

god, graham chapman is awesome, I like how his response is to beat the shit out of the other person

[OrontesRM]

I like his 'tsk-tsk-tsk!" :D

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

there's a man at the door with a moustache

tell him I've already got one!!

monty python were the best

[JAVAGOIL]

"Oh Molluscs, I thought you said 'bacon'."

[gowri59]

Graham looks beautiful! :-)

[darkprose]

I was just going to type that! He does.

[mrtyles]

it's funny because graham chapman was gay.

[TwistedAnvil]

I was gonna say that :P

[GotForGimmick]

A true sign that they were ahead of their time.

[smb521]

Graham Chapman would be an incredible drag queen. Look at that! You can barely even tell it's him!

[gorthorki]

@smb521 well, he was a little bit homosexual... by the way.

[smb521]

@gorthorki He was extremely homosexual. Graham and David <3

[YOURxSHOOTINGxSTAR]

I love graham's voice like a women!

[McMunchy]

He's such a pretty lady XD

[cecilyalgernon]

I love his legs best of all.. and he's wearing heels here. LOL

[Vorhias]

Oh! Mollusks! Thought you said bacon...

[FishTitan64]

Graham's pepperpot voice is similar to his parrot voice, only with a little less squawk. ;)

[farcett12]

lol.

snail are awesome!

haha I just like died from laughter! :)

[dharmaseed]

Tell 'im I already got one....roflmao

[amalou1]

I LOVE Graham's makeup, and his facial expressions as John Cleese tells them about molluscs' sex life... disgusting!

[laralaperla]

I love it when Graham Chapman plays screechy voiced women!

[stewiesbabe]

Monty Python: the Gods of humor. Don't u love when they stuff chickens or turkeys, they stuff in random things [bananas, cats, too much stuffing] I LOVE U PYTHON!!!

[freeindeed7]

amazing...I love how it's too silly to be taken seriously, yet still is by the characters. graham has great hair, too. thanks for uploading it.

[guitarrat54]

haha i just watched this in biology

[iluvcheezitsheyhey]

It makes an AWESOME biology video - Iwish we got to watch it......

[FishTitan64]

(to guitarrat54) But I bet the teacher had to turn it off when it got to the mollusk's sex life part. ;)

[Truthiness231]

I got VD from the whelk...

[Schwarznasen]

Screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep...classic!!

[pandaphil]

"Off with the shell and they're at it."

[corporalclegg07]

bloody randy limpits

[RadAlly]

viz..a squid!!!

[spidergirl79]

Gotta say, I was never a fan of Monty Python but when I first saw this sketch on TV I DIED laughing. LETS KILL IT!!

[RascalOMalley]

Oh molluscs! I thought you said bacon...

Classic sketch XD

[torpedoedagain]

"i've already got one"

...haha gets me every time

[Kain456]

"Frankly, I don't know how the female limpet has time to adhere to the rock face!" It's amazing how John can be so serious even while going on like he does.

[pryvat25]

I love Graham's hairdo!

[tarnopol]

One of my all-time favorite comedy sketches, period.

[agentgreen004]

One of my favorite sketches. Thanks for uploading it :)

[satchmo7772000]

That rates up there with Monty Python's take on penguins