Blarny, The Singing Sea-Serpent

[AquaMyxrose]

Can you give me the sheet music to this song, please? XD

[plopapie]

Help.....can't stop laughing

[NajoTheWolf]

I'M NOT BARNEY, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLARNY

[imagineerboi]

If I were a whore I would FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

[paulborri]

that is so lame

[sladikk]

If I were a commenter, I'd TROLL TROLL TROLL

[Superilovecartoons5]

It will be sooo funny if you did it to somebody while they were falling to sleep.

[Superilovecartoons5]

This is sooo funny. I cried at the one before!

[cozcat42]

blartastic

[geckowonderful]

> Scottish sea serpent

> Irish accent

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[metaXzero]

@geckowonderful

Majority of us can't tell the difference. And I don't have the will to learn the difference right now.

[myqn]

Bitches can't guess what i be.

[GenericUsername54100]

I'm not Barney. I'm my own original character Blarney!

[sladikk]

@GenericUsername54100 Woah...This didn't even get liked by UkinoJoe...It's nice to see this trend is spreading

[sladikk]

If you watched CN when this show aired, and you're a guy, and you claim not to have watched this show, you're lying.

[Zombiepwnage117]

0:32 what has been seen...

[mjacki]

YES! I've Been looking for this for years!!!

[dorko4u]

"If I were a candle I'd-" I'd like to see where that line was going.

[sladikk]

@dorko4u Yeah, there are tons of sexual references, if you watch the shows again...

[RainbowDashRoad]

this is the best thing. ever.

[alewis0519]

If you watch this clip, you will LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!

[Willow6603]

Mojo disliked this video.

[ninjastorm]

Top of the morning kids!

[Kat14567]

Hahaha lol i remember this back when cartoons were good 

[jakezilla382000]

If I were a Heavy I'd SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

If I were a spy I'd STAB STAB STAB

If I were a scout I'd RUN RUN RUN

If I were a demoman I'd DRINK DRINK DRINK

If I were a soldier I'd JUMP JUMP JUMP

If I were a sniper I'd SNIPE SNIPE SNIPE

If I were a medic I'd HEAL HEAL HEAL

If I were an engineer I'd BUILD BUILD BUILD

If I were a pyro I'd BURN BURN BURN

[rushnerd]

@jakezilla382000

Uhh Sniper is the one who STEB STEB STEB's

[MsMineandcrafter]

@rushnerd

Then what would Spy do?

[rushnerd]

@MsMineandcrafter

Like Blarny keeps saying, he would YIFF YIFF YIFF!

[OliveGardenFan33]

IFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[BitJockeynwn]

Demoman's show as a kid.

[yoshi2200]

pres 4 for hop 5 for stomp and 6 for scream 8 log 9 rake THEN PRESS 2 for him making strange sounds o_o

[yoshi2200]

my version

IF I WERE BLARNEY ID GET A LIFE!

if i were a bummy rabbit id poo poo poo

if i were a bee i would be a bee!

[Skywalkerr2008]

If I were a spy I'd STAB STAB STAB!!!

[BlackBerryGoddess1]

OMGE! I remember exactly when I first saw this I didn't understand it, now me being 14 I laugh my butt off soo hard! And reading these comments make it funnier(: Hahaha, if I were a candle I'd..what?! Hahah I tear up when I see this:'D

[SalaMENCE3]

I want to get an organ or electric keyboard just so I can press the keys like they do. xD

I love this scene so damn much. xDD

[linkmaster220]

If I were a candle I'd MELT MELT MELT? Oh dear. I can't imagine what they'd do to Mojo in that situation.

[TheDsihelp]

This still cracks me up to this day

[megagamer1]

Screaming is a perfectly reasonable reaction to becoming a fish.

[Jmack1lla]

The guy in that costume is Robin Williams

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

this is the most accurate definition of babysitting i could ever hope to give anyone ever

[BellENDwanKer]

I've been looking for this for foreverrrrr

[krisbudz14]

What kind of accent does Blarney have? Is it Irish maybe?

[Paull5823]

@krisbudz14 Yeah, I think it is Irish.

[SydniRox97]

@krisbudz14 If I were Irish I'd DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

[kurale10]

0:07

Bitch ya can't guess what I be :3

[FrozenRyu7]

I love Blarney's accent. :D

[sorakool]

If I were a candle I would... blow blow blow? 

[MyGameboy641]

@sorakool More like BURN! BURN! BURN! Hahahahahahahaha!

[secretgiraffe29]

if i were a candle id......

[JDWolfman12271]

Fishes don't scream

[MyGameboy641]

I feel bad for Mojo, but then again this makes me laugh so hard!

[SushiPackfan92]

jesus blarney was a homicidal maniac O_o

[earthrose93]

The best parts the fish If i were a fish I SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM!! LOL

[earthrose93]

i miss cartoon cartoon shows cartoons suck nowadays

[earthrose93]

is blarney realated to ciecel?

[rynexmkIII]

bitch you can't guess what i be.....

[inunaruto101]

If I were a candle I'd...BURN BURN BURN!

[Kriskazam]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO WHEN I SAW HIS FACE WITH HIS EARS I WAS HAVING MEMORIES WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS WHEN I WAS AROUND 5 OR 6 YEARS OLD (I'm 16 years old now). I remember laughing my damn ass off when I first saw this

[arandomperson3]

fish scream?

[honor21221able]

@arandomperson3 i didnt knew they did

[Dewani90]

i dunno you guys, but the sound that repeats 3 times everytime scares me, sound like in psychosis when that mentally inestable guy stabbed the girl to death

[BTandC61794]

I first saw this scene at 6 or 7 years old, and it made me piss my pants laughing. Today, I'm 17 and it still makes me laugh just as much :D

[shaymin2348]

If i were a candle, ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fox8818]

what is wrong with him

[ficarra1002]

Because screaming is the proper reaction to being a fish.

[lynnthe5footgirl]

@ficarra1002 lmao

truly it is

[superanimefreak14]

wut if he were a nuclear bomb?

[roboguy75]

@superanimefreak14 HE WOULD EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE!!!!!

[superanimefreak14]

@roboguy75 EXACTLY!!!

[ILuvBoysInDresses]

Is it sad that I just figured out this is a rip on Barney?

fail

[PukeFlower293]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[bluerose451]

I just watched this tonight. I almost fell off my bed laughing!

Mojo: "OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!!"

[TheNewagecaveman]

If I were a Spy, I'd SAP! SAP! SAP!

[AzraelLeichten]

If I were a dick I would.. FAP FAP FAP.

:faponyou:

[superanimefreak14]

if i were a bomb i'd...

[megagamer1]

If I were a narrator, I'd END THIS SHOW!

[AleshaLeshaLeh]

If I were a rhino, I'd scare little boys.

[benjimaddenrocks]

I cant breathe! Too funny

[sleres234]

if i was a whore i'd ...FUCK FUCK FUCK

[sleres234]

i swear to god .... I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE WHEN I SAW THIS....

[TheSecretEye]

SUCH A GOOD EPISODE.

[Tiggeralt]

does anyone have the clip where the girls are watching a spoof of Beast Wars? I think it's in the episode with Lucky Captain Rabbit King.

[cattera12451]

me and my brother burst out laughing when we ssawe it on tv lol

[mustachiobandit]

So, so funny.

[blu3violet]

LMAO I remember dying of laughter when I first saw this xD

[itachi1fan]

i seriously have been looking for this clip for years

[xgoddammitx]

If I were a hooker, I'd... FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

[Duckyworth1]

@xgoddammitx Oh my God.... I laughed SO hard...

[Julesocarina64]

Ultimate Ear-Rape..no one expects this out of a seemingly cute show like Powerpuff girls...

[Daisymai09]

If i were a candle i would..

[fameandjoy]

CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING...

[niabcm19]

One of my favorite scenes in cartoon history!

[kdreamland]

This the perfect voice for a scottish pervert.

Bet you can't guess what I be.....

STALKER!"

Aye....a stalker.

[superanimefreak14]

IF I WERE A BOMB I'D *kaboom*

[razetora]

IF I WERE A HEAVY I'D

POOT POOT POOT

[superanimefreak14]

this is why i i stopped baby sitting... THIS HAPPENS x.x

[TheLadyoftheleek]

If I were a log, I'd DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[BaileyAnne0]

I'd give anything to know what he'd do if he were a candle... :(

[50033836]

I guessed a squirrel... :(

[moneemayumi]

This is WAY better than Barney!

[madsluvsanime13]

@quamlen

Omfg u just made my freakin day HAHAHAHA!

[madsluvsanime13]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Me and my sister die laughing everytime we see this lolz.

[ConkerTinyKong14]

I wondered why my siblings and I never tried this on our babysitter?

[SteamTeamRedubUK]

If I were a narrator, I'd end this show!

[Megasergio92]

Oh fuck! I loved that part!

[ashurathesadxhacker]

at 0:06 it sounds like he said bitch you can't

[ashurathesadxhacker]

as soon as i looked at the icon of the vid i said HOP HOP HOP

[diddypops2000]

Lmaooooooo

[knucklesXrouge2256]

thats a violent kids show o.O...i like it :D

[jedidarrick]

If I were a candle, I'd be SCREWED SCREWED SCREWED!

[TheWolfboy007]

...I'm going to have nightmares for the next 3 1/2 weeks...

[limelovrr22]

I wonder what he'd so if he were a candle...

[darthjc4]

If I were a candle I'd...BURN BURN BURN!!! LOL

[kiki10020]

Serpents don't have legs!

[roboguy75]

@kiki10020 IT'S ILLOGICAL

[Copper20]

HOP HOP HOP!

[iBolt07]

Cartoon Cartoons were the f**king best...

[twentyfourpurple]

This was funny when I was 7.

It's even funnier now.

I was laughing so hard, my mom came in the room and asked what was wrong with me.

[GlossyVanilla]

I Laughed So Hard When I Saw This Episode That I Had To Youtube It..

Right?

[BloodyPopsicle7]

I should sing this to the 5-year-old kids I baby-sit..XD

[kmax410]

@BloodyPopsicle7 You sir will be the most epic babysitter ever. 8)

[SpiceBatty]

Betcha can't guess what I be~ :D

[KatKit52]

@SpiceBatty BUNNY RABBIT! :D

[papoj1PVR]

@SpiceBatty

A bunny rabbit!

Aye, a bonny rubbit; why don't we sing...the bonny rubbit song?

[xxXRoseCherryXxx]

I remember when I was younger, I would hop along the Power puff girls while watching TV

[animeist72]

so funny

[DotteeRandyPerkie]

Oh my god. When I first saw this episode it was just... Hilarious. I don't think any show I watch now could make me laugh like this episode did. XD

[jakezilla382000]

if I were a fish I'd SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

[bulbasaur90]

I remember this! ''Nostalgia hits''

[SailorSaturn69]

If I were a candle, I'd BURN BURN BURN!

*Lights Mojo on fire.*

[dasani367]

omg i remember the first time i saw this, couldn't of laughed any harder,,, and even today it is just as funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blarney rocks!!

[aqua235]

My mom and I started crying the first time we saw this lol. Even though it was 7 years ago I still remember how hard I was crying at this ahahaha good times.

[banorgaard1442]

Safe to say that Arnold Schonberg's first venture into children's television was a sucess.

[xtortugaviejox]

I just saw this episode for the first time today (yeah, how many years later...) and spit my water all over the place upon seeing it. The perfect fake tv show?

[zexionblackdrolf]

i'm currently sick with a cough and every time i see this i laugh and then start coughing like cat but this puts me in a good mood . X'D

[thedancingjessa]

the candle one was supposed to be dirty but i don't remember what it was :c

[sknowboat]

I'm a faggot

[readafuckingbook]

@sknowboat Yes you are...

[degrassirulz123456]

RESPECT THE BLARNY!

[Randomidus]

My friends and I were literally crying with laughter when we first watched this episode.

[alexshow123]

this is so foney hahahahahahhaha

[whitehousesvc729]

Gotta love how he's irish XD

[karrotluv]

my favorite part :D

[Triforce36615]

Since when do fish scream?

[DraculanzaJumper]

@Triforce36615 Maybe it was supposed to be "swim", but the line got blurred on the script so they went with "scream" instead...

[George35able]

This is creepy as shit

[pikazomboe]

Here's what might've happened next:

If I were a candle i'd MELT MELT MELT!

If I were a bomb i'd BLOW BLOW BLOW!

If I were gasoline I'd BURN BURN BURN!

If I were a fairy I'd FLY FLY FLY!

This probably won't happen next, but it would be funny if it does:

If I were mojo jojo right now i'd RUN RUN RUN!

[teencomment]

Is it bad that I'm a 17-year-old boy and I nearly choked from laughing so hard?

[TheAlternateAccount5]

@teencomment Lol, not at all! I'm 18 and I laugh to this everytime!

[Copper20]

@teencomment

Nope, it doesn't matter what age or gender you are. It's not illegal.

[terencewoelke]

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!

[BrandonScott1001]

Betcha you can't guess what I be LOL

[BrandonScott1001]

Betcha you can't guess what I be LOL

[DeahKnight233]

It would be pretty funny to see them set Mojo jojo on fire

[Nibor7301]

If I were a meteor I would FALL FALL FALL FALL, FALL FALL SPLAT!!!!!

[smartanimegirl]

When my sister and I were little and watched this all the time, we'd do just the same as the girls at this part. XD

(We didn't scream as loud, but our parents didn't mind when they knew what we were watching. XD)

[xTypophobia]

Me and my sister were dying of laughter from this episode like, two nights ago. I LOVE THISSS. <3

[WhoDoesntHateMiley]

XDD If I were a candle, I'd... 

[Melcat96]

@WhoDoesntHateMiley ENOOOUUGH!!

[KLRBAC]

if i were a retart i'd VOTE TUMBS DOWN VOTE THUMBS DOWN VOTE THUMBS THUMBS DOWN! (but i'm not a retart)

[DeahKnight233]

@KLRBAC More like if I were a troll lol

[TheSaddestThought]

LMFAO best thing ever

[SupaFlutez]

im laughin so hard im cryin! i love this episode so much!!!

[protestantpope]

Screaming is a perfectly reasonable reaction to becoming a fish.

[XxStitchesxX]

@protestantpope that made my f***ing night! laughed at that just as hard as I laughed when I saw the vid

[iluvmalik]

IF I WERE A CANDLE I'D-

[leafninja247]

OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

I would laugh sooo hard as a kid while watching this....STILL DO! ROLFLOL!

Oh btw...i got the Candle joke...it's good to understand such jokes...LOL