Canker Sores Shopping In My Pants

[hellomimibanana]

canker sores are not herpes.

go back to school people. xD

[webkinzluver141]

Awwww... he's talking about Vlogbrothers!!! Sweet!!!

[SuperZanBoy]

Or herpes

[stephmufffin]

You seem to have a problem with oral hygiene.

First this, then your tooth...yikes.

[rockytophummer]

Canker sore is herpes of mouth! Watch what you putting in there!

[ToriaJayne97]

whats a canker sore?? is that like a mouth ulcer but an american name for them....

[BullsNay]

omg i have one like that but not that big, my mom calls it a "Blitz" . so fancy xD

[ilyponandzi123]

Thanks like everything.

[kiewtypie]

That snail, adorable. Michael, frickin' sexy as hell. >;)

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

Nerdfighters!

[DoyouwantaJellyBaby]

VLOGBROTHERS!!!

[atticus0011]

i went on denises creations, it wasnt worth it

[magicks25]

Cute guys like him get zits too?!?!

[ShootingStarSongs]

like if you went to denises creations. com

[SexieBabie95]

your so cute man

[TheApplegreen89]

"You know what's really awesome?"

You, Michael Aranda. You. 

[RpatzzluvaaX]

What the hell is a canker sore

[ShyKnees]

@RpatzzluvaaX I believe it's a mouth ulcer.

[followthemap10]

there is a small smudge on the likes/dilikes bar...

[TheLee2312]

you have to put salt on pain then 2 or 3 days only its gone :) and dont speak too much that will get more hurt :)

[britishpeoplerule7]

I hate cankersores but love the vlogbros

[julilovespurple]

i have like 5 cankersores at all times they suckk

[GlitterIsGood214]

I just say "Santa Barbara/Ventura Counties"....MICHAEL ARANDA LIVES IN MY AREA??? *dies*

[dreamtwilightlife]

Wholy crap that is a huge freggen snail

[dreamtwilightlife]

Hahahahaha dude best video ever

[jeniekmul]

1:04 best part!

[l0v3isn3v3rl0st]

canker sores are also known as oral herpes.

[guavajuice1]

MySpace. What a Noob.

[backtoschoolblog1998]

Canker Sores do suck. REALLY BADDD.

[jeanelle625]

"Awwwww"

Me: AWWWWWW.

[TheRadahradah]

Menstruation.

[JessikaisaBAMF]

@TheRadahradah that's probably what caused his(: LOL

[mrsnickjonas12]

did it just say one of the causes was asian toothpaste? xD

[Thisajbananaskid]

Is it weird that I keep replaying @3:10?

It's so adorable. :3

[AQuietPeople2]

lol i repeatly watch this video because of the snails.......

[OHMYGODtherainswet]

sugars in sugarlessgum...hmmm cause that works and OMFG denisescreations number plate is 'butterz' which means ugly in london slang! lol

[OHMYGODtherainswet]

sugars in sugarlessgum...hmmm cause that works

[AshleeKernot]

i have a canker sore exept its twice the size and its coz of my braces, hurts like a-

[AshleeKernot]

haha i love the high pitched parts and that snail part was sooo cute

[GaskarthBarakatLove]

I have braces, so i agree, canker sores fricken SUCK!!!

[AshleeKernot]

@GaskarthBarakatLove same here

[GaskarthBarakatLove]

@AshleeKernot or when you somehow manage to get them stuck in the treads of your clothing!!

[thebeancalledjess]

you should add more high-pitched voices in your videos :)

[Monarchyification]

Did that snail ever make it to his meeting? I NEED TO KNOW!

[Emiilyiiaaa]

loving the snails xD

[Emiilyiiaaa]

loving the snails xD

[ShotUrGoldFish]

holy shit thats one huge snail..

[lucyloves95]

hehe denisescreations' number plate is butterz ;)

[11becca3]

this video amuses me c:

[LadyCrimsonHeart]

Ahaha, I've never heard of the 'in my pants' joke, but it just so happens that the last book I read was called: 'All that remains'... In my pants.

Well that's not weird at all :P

[Wackyfox]

You know what sucks?

A vacuum.

[MrGavinmak]

try to put salt on it...

[TumiSumiDumi]

Are those African snails?..................... Canker Sore....I think if i comment i might type something Bad ... so i'll keep it to myself you welcome Michael Aranda

[fanofnaruto321]

go snail!!!!!!

[radness13]

My friends and I play the "in your pants" game quite frequently, actually, but we play with TV shows. The best ones include "30 Minute Meals in My Pants," "The Wonderpets in My Pants," and our favorite book one is "Breaking Dawn in My Pants."

[MiniDinosaurLove]

I love how he says "aww!"

[SuperStarsandstripes]

O.o you have herpes

[NerdfighterCutty123]

Whoa... I'm pretty sure my aunt lives on that street you were walking down... Small world

[cassandrajoy1113]

Do you realize how winded you got?

[DafwX]

Canker Sores ... Kanker is Cancer in Dutch, Cancer Sores, kkkeeeeewllll x]

[alycat231]

i just got a kanker sore....so i came here

[phenophlotholynathen]

1:02

loooool!!

[TheMindlessthought]

Oh my god, I also have a canker sore for a few days now and it hurts like a mother f**ker. Ugh!!!

[alycat231]

YOU MEAN YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT YOU PAYED SOMEONE ELSE TO GO SHOPPING FOR MY BIRTHDAY GIFT?..awwww XD luv it

[taffygirlz]

You know, when you mentioned the 'In My Pants' joke I automatically thought of To Kill a Mockingbird, because I'm curently reading that for my sophomore english class. Now, that doesn't make the most hilarious 'in my pants' joke, but because I'm reading it in school I thought of another book I read in school...

'The Chocolate War in my pants'

O_O

[Anthonyk312]

Twilight in my pants.

*Shudder*

[00cookieelf00]

'I'm so excited'

[Heim05]

I just finished reading "Before I fall" haha Great "In your pants" title right there :)

[TheRandomChickCG]

i had a canker sore on the tip of my tonuge and i hurt like crap of a week and a half +

[crimsonroses1]

more importantly denises license plate says butterz

[Homey4hire]

ACCIDENTAL BITING! thats were mine came from

[heartlessmasquerade]

"Denises Creations" number plate is Butterz. O_O DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!

[ashes9able]

did u notice that the license plate on the car says : "butterz" :}

[shalenmullane]

im doing the same type of vlogbrothers marathon SOON but now itll be a lot longer O_O

so it should be fun =)

[chibibankai]

You're completely crazy...I love it!!!!!!!

[punkerjoe]

VLOGBROTHERS :)

[antihydra]

oh my god the final paart was hilarios:))aww:))

[theamazingolive]

snail!! :D i love snails. other girls are like ew gross but i love them haha

oh noes a canker sore!

[Pokey313]

This is seriously one of the funniest videos I have ever had the pleasure to watch.

[DarkSkies132]

dude you could Swish around vodka i tryed it and it really helps

[IXcircle]

lmfao. "awwe" funny about the personal shopper site

[mcrcourtfl]

my grandfather told me to put salt on my canker sore once. it will hurt like hell for a minute, but do that twice in one day, it wont even hurt the next day. trust me. its amazing. oh and dont lick the salt off when you put it on, just leave it alone.

[CoolJohnDog]

Hahahahaha, sorry about the canker sore though. They suck.

[tamarabobara]

anyone can go shopping for my present. as long as they get me what i want.

[unconditionalmalice]

Canker sores fucking suck I've got a condition that causes bad nutrition so I get them all the time. Like 3-5 times a month so just be thankful you don't get them alot like I do. They don't go away for about 9 days either so they just get bigger and bigger. They get freaking massive! My life is hell.

[DarkSkies132]

ohh that sucks i always get them if i cut or bite my mouth on accident and it sucks cant eat anything but i heard Vodka could heal it i just swish around with that

[watdhell018]

ho ho.. you're a lil cute men!

[nerdgirldrwhofreak]

Denises' lisins (sp) plate is BUTTERZ

LOL

[GeorginaTheAwesome]

I forgot how funny this was!

I miss your videos like these, Mr. Aranda. You should make more of them. (Y)

[teamrocketsucks]

I COMPLETELY AGREE

[manboy433]

hey my last name is aranda

[ezikkiel]

duude i dont know why but i have 4 of em in one spot :(

[JJenvy]

i feel your pain,i have a canker sore too,IT SUXS SO BAD!! i can barely eat..ahhh ow.

[twinsrbff2]

now i understand your canker sore pain.I hope it goes away soon

[mandilssa]

your are awesome!!!

[TheVlogSister]

You have HUGE snails in California.

I'm a little bit jealous.

[Skywalkerrxx3]

I have like, six cancer soars right now...braces suck butt...try taking Vitamin E, it works pretty well to get rid of them. And so does Crest mouthwash. (The kind without alcohol.)

:)

[Snapthemagician]

I still have scars in my mouth from when I had braces. Ya, they do suck. :-(

[Fralmunk]

Dude.. Hank and John are awesome... I actually found your channel through theirs XD

[Istimiels]

@Fralmunk

I found Michael through his own awesomeness.

(And I know Charlie, Alex and Vlogbrothers because of him.)

Be proud Michael. Be very proud.

[Dragonfire76]

For some reason, this made me laugh hysterically. I think it was those pesky snails.

[perrywinkle24]

VLOG BROTHERS KICKS BUTT! (actually.. thats sorta how i found your channel...)

your so cute! ^_^

[Qermaq]

1:04 you look like Bat Boy.

[hodie1092]

YES FOR VLOGBROTHER MARATHONS! I recently found them myself, although I had MANY more videos to watch than you did.

[Prettypennyjumper]

wait... the fang may be the cause you probably bit you self!

[Prettypennyjumper]

chipmunk voice is funny! and you have a fang..... I just notice this stuff.

[Prettypennyjumper]

canker sore =major suck but in my nerdfighterdom (long word) i have come across stuff called orajel which be awesome stuff that will numb canker sores! YAY! Although it may hurt for 1 minute like the mustard vinegar sandwich although the pain (and the rest of the feeling and that part of your lip) will be gone for about 30-45 minutes depending on how much you apply (A.K.A a DAB not half the bottle)

[italianboy4ever]

gosh golly I HATE canker soars....

Have one right now :)

[AisforApplez]

To shop for me?????!!?! Awe XD

[Cursetina]

I don't believe I have ever had a canker sore. eh. I don't think I'm missing out on much.

[GeeDawg101]

I am still laughing at the Subway reaction.

Funniest thing I have seen in a long while! :D

[harlequingirl04]

oh my gosh.

those sores on the inside of your mouth? i was a vegetarian for a week and i got four of them. all at once. and i happened to be on an orange juice kick.

it was terrible.

[sheetguy12]

you to huh? i have four in my mouth rightnow and it fucking sucks

[jayhawk808]

i get those things every time i have a glass of orange juice! it pisses me off! i love my OJ but i cant have it!

[xPlantpoTx]

you remind me alot of tom green how u deliver your words. which is a good thing =] we love u tom!!!

[superdern]

I've got a canker sore too right now, and it sucks so much, I laughed so hard at your reaction to the subway sandwich because I can definitely relate.

[gatorgirl87651234]

if u put salt on ur finger and hold the salt down on ur caker sore it will make it go way... it hurts so bad but it helps, or you can get ALUM it helps alot too

[Clawdragoons]

Someone told me mustard powder works really well for canker sores.

It worked really well, but have you ever put mustard powder in an open wound? Not pleasant.

[utbealonghorn]

canker sores sound like sores on cankles

[iheartjonessodaa]

ok at the "im so excited" spinny part

i started giggling uncontrollably hehehehe

u are ridonkulously attractive

[valerie2776]

Jeez. Denise has quite the repertoire of crafting abilities. Glass-type things and calendars and paintings of frogs? Look out, Martha Stewart. Denise is gonna pwn your noob.

[sanepsycho53]

I HAVE THE CURE FOR CANKER SORES!!

swish salt water in your mouth for a few minutes (warm water is best)...your canker sore will be gone in about 2 hours.

p.s. you don't have to drink the salt water...that's gross.

[cosmicchik]

xD...you're a funny dude.

ew. Canker sores...I get those too. Stupid things.

[becomingsierra827]

lol. you love me so much that you paid somebody else to go shopping for my birthday gift for you because you were too busy to do it yourself? ...well, when you put it that was, Denise's Creations sound pretty pitiful. Her business may be taking a major hit :D

[elushi0usl0ve]

Aww!

That little face at the end is adorable. :)

And I love snails. (high-5!)

[michaelaranda]

Snails are pretty sweet, I will admit.

[HalfAsianNinja]

Aw, you like the vlogbrothers, that's so awesome!

Personally, I think the greatest "in your pants" joke I've come across is "Star Trek: PROBE." Just because...

I quite enjoy your videos by the way. :)

[michaelaranda]

Yeah, I'll stay away from that book, thanks.  ;)

[shaha403]

Ya know.. I have yet to stumble upon a book ive read that makes a great "In your pants" joke... till now with "Guilty Pleasures in you pants" ... although I might use my pants instead. =D

[michaelaranda]

I don't know; I find most book titles to work fairly well.  ;)

[thefishel]

lol

"and i took a bite of it, and it was like:

AAAHHHHHHHAHHAHHHHHHH!!!"

[michaelaranda]

True story!

[bandilou]

do :42 again! Great face!

[michaelaranda]

I'll try... ;)

[RidvanDuzey]

What the fuck dude! You are sick ^^

Normally I don't like vlogs so much but this video really made me laugh all the time!!!

[michaelaranda]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[bethanybob]

i understand the pain you went through. I get canker sores all the time. Helps if you stock up on the vitamins when you get one.

[michaelaranda]

I always end up getting one after accidentally biting my lip or cheek.

[waterdropmermaid]

Me too I am freaking prone to them! This video made me laugh but I have one right now and it hurts to laugh :((

[British1Girl]

haha, very funny.

'gipping hand in my pants'

and i liked the shopping jokes too x x

[michaelaranda]

I never actually finished that book.  I should do that soon... :\

[tokiolove13]

"i think this guy is on his way to a meeting..with this guy"

lol i love u...

i mean that in the most non-romantic way possible

[michaelaranda]

Non-romantic? :'(

[tokiolove13]

haha yes, im not that creepy

[coda989]

1:04 was that supposed to be off a bmth vid it seemed like it haha

[michaelaranda]

I have no idea what "bmth" is...  :[

[coda989]

oh its a band bring me the horizon

it looked alot like their vis pray for plaques

[JBammm]

Oh my gosh. When the part where you were screaming 'cause of the sandwich was HILARIOUS!!

[michaelaranda]

It was painful! :(

[minpluto103]

so i saw this video a while ago and i got a canker sore a couple days ago so thank u for filling us in because i wouldn't have know what it is

[michaelaranda]

I'm glad to have been of service!  :D

[minpluto103]

i really hate them

[michaelaranda]

I think most of us do.

[minpluto103]

im very glad they are gone now!

[michaelaranda]

You should celebrate by eating some baby foodz!

[minpluto103]

i think im going to pass on baby food

[straub11]

i heard cankersores are a form of herpes. but then i guess everyone has herpes sometimes.

[michaelaranda]

Canker sores are not related to herpes. Cold sores are, though, and cold sores and canker sores are different things.

[RebellionLeaders]

Oh jeeze I could listen to you talk all day long :]

[michaelaranda]

Oh, you wouldn't want that!

[unfreez]

Lol looked the Denises car?

It says Butterz xD

[michaelaranda]

Yay!

[tellab17]

i have a canker sore =( i think its from all the sour patch kids i ate at the movies today.

[michaelaranda]

Those darn Sour Patchies.

[missillysally]

I love your sarcasm.

[michaelaranda]

I love your comment.

[sujudbsklover]

michael you could also get canker sores from acidy foooods like tomatoes , oranges , lemons , limes , salt , sour candy

[michaelaranda]

You give me canker sores. ;)

[sujudbsklover]

how can i give you canker sores im made out of sugar and i will take your comment as a complment :P

[TheAudi602]

you're really funny :)

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