a rant about standardized testing (apparently I'm a very suspicous character)

[MissAdoreFashion]

i love how you just add "ass" to the end of random words

[nachoandfries]

what are you referring to when you said a japanese person could use some coffee....

[solonakatierap]

this is the greatest thing i've ever seen! lmao

[1DirectionAmazayn]

I'm dying this is hilairoussss

[rowandicksonx]

1:42 "WOW, hold the fucking phone liquid police" hahaha, can't stop laughing at that

[LCBTheGreatest]

i totally agree, they wouldn't let me bring in a bottle of water cos apparently i could have cheats on the label :S

[maaanatee]

Cheat codes on Burts Bees!

[lesaubergines]

mona lisa

[ChipChipBreak]

get a grip woman.

[JonbeardBootlegg]

I love you

[missmegancee]

you dont know how good it felt when i saw her face after he said that. hahaha but ik what you mean, like JUST LET ME TAKE THIS FREAKING TEST AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!

[missmegancee]

so i look up and shes like "use pen, use pen !" as if i didnt the world would explode. after distracting the hell out of everyone around she comes up to my desk and im like "im just planning it.." and shes like " I THINK THEY WANT EVERYTHING IN PEN THATS WRITTEN." like no one is grading my freaking bulleted plans/notes for the essay.. so she like calls over another teacher and is like "can this girl plan her essay using pencil..?" and he was like "yeah ofcourse as long as her essays in pen"(cont

[missmegancee]

this reminds me of 2 weeks ago when i had a global history midterm, there was a multiple choice part that we needed to use pencil for and then 2 essays after that needed to be written in pen. so i finished the multiple choice part, and im reading the first essay question and like planning it out in pencil from just finishing the mutiple choice, and this old lady starts like waving hands and like trying to get my attention because she was too fat to fit in between the desks to get to mine(cont)..

[danacullen11]

lmao omg you're hilarious. you remind me of me.

[CurryBiskit]

holy shit if this happened to me I would throw a fit.

[JahMegs]

You're my favorite Jew :)

[xxxxSweetestgirlxxxx]

Some people are just plain stupid. u seem nice.

[AbbyzPurpleWebkinz]

grrrr. oh my god you probably have cheat codes on your burts bees.

[BeautyBoyTV]

Do you know that ambrosia was the fruit of the gods? I recently watched the entire series of Xena... Kept thinking of you when they mentioned ambrosia.

[MickeyJay27]

@BeautyBoyTV Her YouTube name comes from 'Looking for Alaska' by John Green. One of the characters mixes 5 parts milk and 1 part vodka and calls it 'ambrosia' after the drink of the gods...

[Samburger13]

i like you :p

[pigheather]

HAHAHAha cheat sheets on your burts bees

[TheClairebear608]

LOL. liquid police!

[scarlettx333]

Where are you from? Just curious by your accent :)

[jacks16390]

My history teacher confiscates water bottles too and I'm like "what if I faint or something?".

[pootaqueen]

i love the ending hahahah

[Wishes591]

I always make a point to be on time(if not early) to any important event so it pisses me off when we have to wait around for all the late folks to roll in.

[katiebrookeee]

bahahahha identity fraud

[iheartcarlisle]

I love ur makeup and hair and omg, this was hilarious.

[superoverage]

You're soooooooooo funny

[Klhorinate]

Dunkin donuts ass is my favorite.

[summersmylove97]

hold the fucking phone liquid police! this is fucking HILAROUS

[littlemissmusic1997]

pause at 3:04. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[iamheretostay123]

You make my day.

[mrsbrowne2013]

LMAO LIQUID POLICE XD i love you!

[GlitterliciousBug07]

you seriously ALWAYS make my day, :D

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

some teachers are idiots. In summer school,we had to wear name tags, and there is one guy whos only job is to asks for your tag. One day I came in late because I got 1 hour of sleep the night before. The halls were dead silent when the guy storms down the hall yelling "WHERES YOUR TAG?!" I.was.not.in.the.mood. i didnt even have some starbucks to wake me up. I just turned to him and yelled "I DONT HAVE ONE, CAUSE IM CLEARLY TRESPASSING TERRORIST!!" he just stood there as I continued along.

[missusmoonwinkle]

@SkateAndCheerGirl yeah because people break in to summer school -_-

[missusmoonwinkle]

@SkateAndCheerGirl that was sarcastic btw... god teachers are dumb sometimes

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

@missusmoonwinkle i know right? im pretty sure if someone wanted to go to summer school so bad, they would have signed up

[fightsorflies]

oh my god this is the most ive laughed in a long time lol

[WitchyFeatherDreams]

THERE ARE PROBOBLY PEOPLE IN JAPAN THAT CAN USE A DAMN COFFEE!

[XxTheGreatGamersxX]

"Identity ass fraud" LOLOL

[princess7539]

fukn halarious

[BruinzBaby]

Hold the fucking phone, liquid police

I love you

[thisismyusernameokk]

people always do that shit with my ID too, they always think it's a fake when I try to beer cos I look so damn young

[11sponge]

i like how you pause and give a serious look

[11sponge]

your so funny

[11sponge]

icallitambrosia cus me out

[lsolate]

Hahahahhhahahahaha LOVE.

[mallorymegan13]

rjctkfrugryndyhftvddbf you are perf

[rockstarjen93]

i love you <3

[SoImNotJapanese]

"hold the fucking phone, liquid police" HAHAHAHAHA

[Brandynoel16]

This is wonderful..

[MelanieFoSho]

liquid police

I

AM

DEAD

[iLoveyou051011]

This is how i get with regular tests xD

[sandybunzz]

liquid police lmao

[tuwbrjj]

You're like the white, female version of Kingsley.

[CANDIxRANDI]

Lmfao.

"identity ass fraud"

"dunkin donuts ass coffee"

[xobriannabanana]

hahahahahaahah this was hilarious!

[carlystr8upg]

oh god i love you so much

[arielm27]

I'm an education major in MA and when we take our MTELs (MA Tests for Educator Licensure), we have to surrender our phones to the staff, put our bags in a designated area, and take the labels off our water bottles before we can even sit down in the classroom. Then they make us show two forms of ID and leave our primary ID on the desk for the duration of the test because apparently they think that I'm going to morph into someone else. Oh, and they take our thumbprints. It's nuts!

[alyssaxboom]

hit a deer? do i spot a gilmore girls reference? :)

[beccalaz]

omg this video just made my day, I am crying from laughter

[ellabie]

3:02 i died hahahahahahahahahahahah omg

[itsalexdummy1212]

"Woah! Hold the fucking phone liquid police!" Oh man, you crack me up <3

[XxMyEmoDiaryxX]

i think i follow you on tumblr. Whats your Screen name?

[disflylatina]

omg you are soo fucking amazing

[teodortenchev]

School starts at 6:30 in the morning in my country. Had to do it for years :)

[dozydragonsrock]

hey worse things happen in the world! calm down! why do americans stress about tiny things?

[ohheyitsdom]

@dozydragonsrock You do you assume every american stresses about everything? Because of this one person? Lol. ok.

[BrainFreezeism]

you're amazing :D

[sleepylacepaws]

Jenna Marbs+ jpmetz+ kingsley = you

[outlanderrider]

i love you.

[Jaylynnbum]

..what the actual fuck.

[iLoveCA2Much]

Haha you are soo funny!!!!!! :D

[ima420nerd]

Your adorable I love you :)

[Missbipolar94]

I worship you now. I absolutely ADORE your opinions! I have the same ones about everything xDD!! And you're just as angry about stuff like tests, as me. xD

[zackyluvera7x]

LOOOL that was entertaining :L

[polaroidfashism]

Omg hahahahaha I couldn't breathe this made me laugh so much

[nathankapper]

Im dying. your too funny

[xRAID3Rx]

Your a spaz fail.

[bbrox513]

yourr soo funny

[JimmyBobHarris]

sweet

[amycolalella]

I'm peeing my pants hahahahahhahaha

[roooo42]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE LIQUID POLICE. why are you so damn hilarious!?! hahahahahaa

[l0nelystreetofdreams]

Fucking stout bitches throwing out coffee...I would have smacked her.

[judgementalfish2]

This girl makes my LIFE.

[JoanLPS2]

lol it's math *deep voice* i suck at math

[Discosadnessx]

mother of god. i am torn between laughing my ass off and being pissed off for you.

[kiniaaa25]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!! 

[cocoamoo331]

oh god one time I was taking the SAT and I was on the reading portion and I was holding up my paper to read better and what do you know A VENGEFUL STOUT BITCH PROCOR looks at me and she's like "you better not be cheating because you're holding that up." really????

[Sharleenificationful]

2:02 scares the living shit out of me every time.

[TheMetallicSharpie]

Why does every standardized test have a vengeful stout bitch? All of them, I swear.

[Athena721]

Oh my god you probably have cheat codes on your burts bee's!

Hilarious

[MrPeaBuddy]

Stupid fucking American

[icallitambrosia]

@MrPeaBuddy

the proctors? oh yes they were.

[MrStealthyPenguin]

@MrPeaBuddy fag

[makeupmarie03]

@MrPeaBuddy im from england and i know people here, including myselk, who'd get this pissed. so shut the fuck up.

[nicolesisco308]

This is HILARIOUS!

The education program I'm in makes us take like 2098432 math courses (I mean seriously?!I) Anyway, one of my random math professors accused me of trying to cheat using my iphone, which I might add was turned screen down on the table like 4 feet away from me. Apparently, I engraved some crazy ass intricate answers into the back of my textured phone case. I don't even know what the hell was going on with that :|

This gave me a much needed laugh today!

[maybekarly]

BAHAHAH the ending was the perfect ending :)

[Polycast]

idk if this is worse than when i went to take the SAT and once I get to the math section my calculator decides to be out of battery. =|

[xxlisaxxly]

omg, i fucking love you

[LizelleIbns]

My cat was really torn between licking himself and watching this video.

Last year I was taking the SAT2 and the proctor left the room. Only for me to realize I had been given the wrong test. Your test was shittier, though. I mean, really?

English Major ≠ Math Goddess.

[icallitambrosia]

@LizelleIbns

oh my god your cat hahahaha.

[xxweluvalexevansxx]

OMG. 

[COURTANAYsayshey]

hAHHAHAH omg i love you