@ababadoobe1 right, because wanting to make money from your hard work is being a douchebag, right? well feel free to become my personal slave for nothing, if it's so darn cool.
Well even if everyone else has a gun the one who starts the shooting could still take out a few before getting shot themselves.
I dunno about you but I wouldn't want to take any chances in a workplace where everyone is armed. Anyone could go ballistic at any time. You can't trust anybody. Especially those with guns.
oh my god, another ignorant, unresearched, moronic "joke" about Michael Jackson.
That's why you're not on television, douchebag.
hcvang 1 year ago
whoever put commercials on youtube is the douchiest douchebag.
ababadoobe1 1 year ago 2
@ababadoobe1 right, because wanting to make money from your hard work is being a douchebag, right? well feel free to become my personal slave for nothing, if it's so darn cool.
hcvang 1 year ago
@hcvang
hm... i see that i may have been wrong,
however you must realize that i was simply making a joke.
ababadoobe1 9 months ago
this isnt even funny.
RobbieGordon93 1 year ago 2
Ironic thing is the anchor is the biggest douche of them all
blitz131313 2 years ago
@blitz131313 I don't think thats ironic. More of a funny coincidence.
juffan 1 year ago
@blitz131313 indeed, and he doesnt even know it. that's the only funny thing about this jackass.
hcvang 1 year ago
Best. Week in Douchebaggery. Evar.
SouthernJediFilms 2 years ago
Absolutely fucking brilliant, best douchebag so far
Oyaji291 3 years ago
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that sucked ass
commiekiller1989 3 years ago
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you guys forgot yourselves!!
liberalssuck1 3 years ago
haha, agreed
scadillac55 3 years ago
I love this show.
shadowenglish 3 years ago 4
haha, this one was awesome
Alxe73191 3 years ago 4
Indeed I *was* wondering if Charlton Heston would be giving up his gun...
pf126p 3 years ago 3
You guys are such fucking assholes.
Godzilla1985 3 years ago
mmm yes we are :D
Firestarthe 3 years ago 3
thats good dude
daryl3161 3 years ago
This was the best episode in a long time =] Great Job!!!
amanatee27 3 years ago
Lex.. your such a hung stud...
israelword 3 years ago
agreed. This one was better than most!
shoeboxtissue 3 years ago 2
Another Great News Cast
Bloodhalfdemon 3 years ago 2
great videos
markusv3000 3 years ago
Guns! Oboy GUNS! Love my guns!
ilnaras 3 years ago
Haha I saw a McCain ad right next to a video tittled "The 5 Douchiest Douchebags in the News This Week"
jonathanwindham 3 years ago
Dear lord, I busted out laughing during the incest segment.
sloththemighty 3 years ago
i guess now we can pry it from his cold dead fingers.
fatatheist 3 years ago
wow this one came on strong I loved it!
partyguy135 3 years ago
Very good Lex. I look forwards to my Friday list of the weekly douchebags...
Raisesorchids 3 years ago
Soylent Green is DEAD people. So there really is no diff. btween Heston and Soylent Green.
Some guy who makes 2 mill from doing little isn't a douche. That's being smart.
*SIGH* Another lame broadcast filled with lame jokes.
Cracked should get better writers.
SagitarianVeggie 3 years ago
Wow. I didn't see the final Heston joke coming. Nice one
Nodissimus 3 years ago
i wanna see pics of the incest baby
cmonbugmenot 3 years ago
pres of nra "i'm dead" at the end... also funny joke
pornfartin 3 years ago
Shit, what! I live in Florida...
hollyness2 3 years ago
soylent green was funny joke
pornfartin 3 years ago
GReat. This is one of the funniest weeks in douchebaggery so far!
Lykil 3 years ago
Too funny,thanks guys.
jbg42 3 years ago
Ah, these are awesome.
shadowenglish 3 years ago
And what the fuck is wrong with taking a gun to work douchebag asshole piece of shit?
VonHOG 3 years ago
Because anyone with a gun may go postal on others at work and start shooting up the place and killing others.
SagitarianVeggie 3 years ago
Not if everyone else has a gun.
Baromegato 3 years ago
Well even if everyone else has a gun the one who starts the shooting could still take out a few before getting shot themselves.
I dunno about you but I wouldn't want to take any chances in a workplace where everyone is armed. Anyone could go ballistic at any time. You can't trust anybody. Especially those with guns.
SagitarianVeggie 3 years ago
Too bad about that Second Amendment then.
*cocks gun* Well I'm off to work.
Baromegato 3 years ago
Very polite of you.
shadowenglish 3 years ago
that oren guy seemed pretty dead already when you had him on the show last week.
mofoglow 3 years ago
mex medman. :]
booitsbecky 3 years ago
hahahaha YES! they killed him off, good move!
pfinny 3 years ago
Seventh
hamooon 3 years ago 2
LOL
Great one lex
tadshackles 3 years ago 3
finally getting my fix of crack !!! (lol crack lol) you are the man !!! ... i LOVED the joke with the fourth ear lol so funny !!! :)
ldsqtbea 3 years ago
Very nice... I like the old news intro better though. Loving the "Defining Douchebaggery" segment. I hope that's going to be a regular feature!
StinaVision 3 years ago 3
the video is setup is great. good video.
tool1661 3 years ago
This week was particularly funny!! Nice job, as always!!
Amkii 3 years ago
cool
shademurtagh 3 years ago
He bought it for $20? damn... that's a big payoff now
iamroldanmandude 3 years ago