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  • i used to be a adventurer but then i took an arrow to the MOUTH

  • Got a bogie

  • om nom nom, arrow :3

  • @Teen18Girls nom

  • *om nom nom* Wolfy likes sharp pointy sticks to chew on xD

  • In the west.. people used to chew on straws and tooth picks..

    MEANWHILE IN FUCING TAMRIEL, PEOPLE CHEW ON ARROWS.

    #SWAG

  • That's one hell of a toothpick

  • so this is how they invented cigarettes and smoking

  • hey, hey Farkus.. you ok?

    "mmmnmnmn"

    Yeah you'll be fine.

  • He's eating a flavored arrow lollipop

  • New meme  activate

  • I used to be a talker like u but then i took an arrow to the mouth

  • Kodlak: Farkas!

    Farkas: Yes Kodlak?

    Kodlak: What did i tell you about smoking?

    Farkas: True Nords don't smoke I know I know.

    Kodlak: Well..

    Farkas: Fine I'll stop, but can I at leastdo it in the underforge where nobody can see?

    Kodlak: Farkas...

    Farkas: Fine I'll throw away the damn cigarette jeez.

  • i used to tell you the arrow to the knee joke, then i took an arrow in the mouth

  • Real men... nevermind you get it by now...

  • Smokin' arrows all day long.

  • he used to take arrows in the knee but then he took an arrow in the mouth

  • Dear guards.... You took an arrow, where exactly? Look at this badass!!!!

  • @Halfway3 AND HE'S STILL AN ADVENTURER

  • dafuq did i just watch? haha

  • I was a badass singer, but than i got an arrow to the mouth

  • Y u no make him speak

  • He's a badass hillbilly/farmer.

  • dude, your doing it wrong

  • only hicks chew on wheat, pros chew on arrows.

  • Adventurer+arrow in the knee--> guard.  Guard+arrow to the face--> hero

  • @iamsandwich an hero?

  • "The fuck you looking' at?"

  • he used to have dirty teeth but then he took a toothpick to the mouth :D

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  • WATCH YOUR TONGUE YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ULFRIC STORMCLOAK...!

  • i use to be an adventure like you then i took an arrow in the mouth

  • better than in the knee....XD

  • i use to be a guard until i took an arrow to the face

  • its more like a "shoot my friend in the face with my bow and arrow" thing rather than a glitch

  • He look like Triple H after a terrible Crystal Meth trip

  • I used to talk like a normal person, but then i took an arrow to the mouth

  • he be smoking that Arrow

  • fuck knee pads, get the mouthguard

  • thats wat nords smoke arrows

  • I used to make videos like this but then I took an arrow to the elbow. Im gonna die in my sleep now

  • safe hain...

  • I used to be an adventurer like u... Until i startes smokin arrows... :(

  • @foxjono96

    Actually, REDGUARDS smoke arrows while Argonians take them to the knee.

  • Those cursed hipsters ...

  • Got a light?

  • god all this are getting out rageus 

  • Well, this makes me think of the song ''There's something in your mouth'' by Nickelback.

  • It's his "Vilkas cigarette"!

  • Nords smoke arrows while you take em in the knee.

  • Chuck Norris cigar?

  • Using arrows as toothpick, like a bawss

  • *Ahem* Gentlemen.

  • God dammit Farkas stop eating my arrows and get back to killing!

  • He's smoking a freaking arrow.

  • smoking arrows,cause cigarettes are too mainstream

  • I used to have speech at level 100 like you, then I took an arrow in the mouth.

  • @MrSpence341 i used to kill people who make bad jokes like you. i still do.

  • He smokes arrow wood blunts cuz they the most expensive.

  • He used to be an adventurer like you...

  • Now THAT's what I call a piercing.

  • Farkas: anyone got a light?

  • i used to smoke arrows, then i took an arrow ti the knee

  • @MegaLewman shut up

  • @MegaLewman It is IN the knee. And stop it.

  • Good Guy Farkas tries to save the earth by smoking Arrows instead of Blunts

  • farkas:wanna smoke an arrow

    bandit:exuse me what

    farkas:want to smoke an arrow

    bandit: why would i smoke an arrow

    farkas: its cool br.... wait a minute are u a bandit

    bandit: you have a problem with that

    farkas:FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!

  • He thinks its a lollipop

  • Oh Farkas u dumb ass

  • I used to be a companion, but then I took an arrow in my mouth.

  • OmNomNom Arrows

  • this brings the stupid arrow joke to a whole new level...

  • @xcorezz

    literally

  • @xcorezz shut up...don't give those dudes any ideas

  • If you make him talk his lips won't move. I did this to Lydia.

  • u would like long hard things in ur mouth wouldnt u farkus

  • How do u dumb asses think this Is funny it's gay fuck dumb

  • @austinmerriott7

    "It's gay fuck dumb"

    You're obviously some 7 year old who has the vocabulary of a toothpick.

  • @austinmerriott7 It's becoming exceedingly obvious that you've never heard an arrow to the knee joke.

  • Luky Luke got macho.

  • Cool cigy.

  • i used to be the archmage at the college of winterhold, but then I received brain damage from an ice spike in the forehead.

  • Mmmmmm

  • hahaha, this is funnier than the "arrow to the knee" thing

  • after the battle:

    Bystander: oh , thank you kind........(looks at his face)

    Farkus: What? (brushes past arrow) is there something in my teeth?

  • I Used To Be Able To Talk Like You, Then I Took An Arrow To The Mouth!

  • Farkus always had a sharp tongue, but this is ridiculous. 

  • fake

  • He looks satisfied

  • I was an advancer like u but I took an arrow to the face

  • Anyone else noticed that all the skyrim ppl have crossed eyes?

  • nice way to clean teeth...

  • Thats not a glitch brah.

  • 'used to be an adventurer like you till, I took an arrow....

    IN MY MOUTH!'

  • IM GONA TAKE THAT ARROW AND EAT IT!!

  • Not a glich it's put in

  • @Braskus Agreed it happens

    To everyone rhar gets shot it stays there

  • I dont think its a glitch... i think he just got shot in the face :)

  • I used to be an adventurer like you until I got laid.

  • I suppose this is the adventurers equivalent to a baby seal with a 6-pack ring around its neck?

  • arrow+weed=Skyrim

  • u just shot him in the face with an arrow.

  • lodda weed at the end of dat joint

  • I have told so many peoples so far... that joke flies right into the head!

  • @JvzGames lol fuck yeah.

  • Because arrows in the knee are too mainstream. Farkus hipster

  • Farkas:I used to be an adventurer like you...

  • Are you all right? You look rather pale!

  • I used to smoke arrows until i took an arrow to my arrow

  • That's not an arrow. It's a giant spliff.

  • so, how's skyrim on your shitty console?

  • I used to tell people i took an arrow in the knee. Then I took an arrow in the mouth.

  • @ShootingStarr182 Lol, dude XD

  • @ShootingStarr182 You, sir, just won the Internet.

  • @ShootingStarr182 So... what do you tell people now?

  • "Do you need a lighter, sir?"

  • its not a glitch he just sucks enough to get hit in the head with an arrow

  • He said:What?

    

  • i used to be a guard but then i took an arrow in the mouth (sry for the joke i just had to say it)

  • @Donerbrt you should be sorry because it had literally no comedic value

  • whats tat your smoking

    Guard: just an arrow i like them a lot more in my mouth than in my knee

  • hey man, thats not a pipe...

  • i asked to have sex with my wife

    then i took an arrow to the mouth

  • OMG he's smoking an arrow!

  • ...Dear lord. Neither of the top comments are arrow in the knee jokes.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

  • He's smoking some weird ass weed

  • I used to suck d**k but then l took an arrow in the mouth

  • He's smoking an arrow you see? He does what your knee couldn't. You fools!

  • 74 people know that it's not a glitch

  • Cigarettes are for pussies

    Real men smoke arrows

  • Ouch.

  • I used to be adventurer like you, then i took arrow in the head. I died.

  • Like a BOSS !!

  • He used to have a gag reflex. Then he took a dick in the mouth.

  • Uhh you gotta little something.... right there on your lip

  • Поскольку драконы сожгли все соломинки. Этот ковбой решил не париться.

    Because dragons are burned straw. This cowboy has decided not to bathe.

  • thats brynjolf

    

  • @ScottsCraft No, it's Farkas. Brynjolf has red hair.

  • stop farkasing around

  • lol that looks like chuk Norris' tooth pick

  • I like how he seems to shrug like "What?" xd

    I married him.

  • @Sephirona What a story Mark

  • "dinner with farkas"

  • Hello. Yall never heard of toothpick

  • I used to be an adventurer like you... but then I took an arrow in the mouth.

  • REAL adventurers EAT ARROWS FOR BREAKFAST

  • I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes then I took a mace to the face

  • 1. how is that a glitch? 2. That is a toothpick fit for a giant.

  • Some have toothpicks, some have stands of hay, but this guy, yeah, he has a fricken arrow!

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the mouth...

  • not rly a glitch, this happens when someone is shot in the face with an arrow...

  • That Happend to me too^^

  • smoking arrows like a boss

  • He's playing Chuck Norris with his toothpick

  • he is chuck norris and it's his toothpick

  • how 'bout dem :bugs:

  • he used to be an adventurer like you,then he took an arrow to the mouth

  • What a splif

  • I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took an arrow to the mouth.

  • Toothpick anyone?

  • i used to have an arrow in my mouth, then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • hes smoking

  • thats not arrow, thats weed!

  • Smoking the Arrow

  • Maybe hes storing it for the winter

  • this guy likes arrows!

  • Mouth"

  • I used to talk, until I took an arrow to the knee..

  • ..''Gentlemen''.