This is the moment you've all been waiting for....

[69J0EY69]

EWW i would not do her

[Jaybug3000]

hahahahahaha, feed the squirrels.

[MaxwellsDemon2000]

feed the fish

[AndrewJamesLiles]

I bet you don't even need coffee... you're a natural!

[FunLovingCriminals77]

the moment has passed

[ALICEandBRENDA]

i approve

b.walker*

[THOMASxxART]

LMAO. This was awesome. lol

[niclasmusic]

:D nice going SplitPZ...

[BRACK3N]

I think i know what you were practising for...

the moment we have all been waiting for lol

real laughing me head off here feed the squirrels.

: )

[TAMMpON]

ahahahah I love every moment SpliTPZ is in!:)

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[SplitPZ]

Did you just spit when you said my name? lol You did didn't you!? I knew it! You know how I know it? I've been watching you awesome ranting videos dats hows I knows it. You rock! ;)

[smok3yjointz]

i cant wait

[SplitPZ]

LOL So you just leave? You should wait around....you might find a moment you've been waiting for.

[PantyMython]

that was definitely the moment I had been waiting for. seriously!!!!!! seriously, seriously!

[SplitPZ]

tee hee It was alllllll for you and you know it Ms. Tessie! :)

[2MuChDeAn]

By ThE wAy... YoU'rE fReAkIn NuTs.

^_^

[SplitPZ]

And you love it! Cause looky there...you're back for seconds! ;)

[2MuChDeAn]

ThAt WaS tHe MoMeNt I wAs WaItInG fOr.

[SplitPZ]

TAWSHMMNIAWGO

Damn...I thought there was a coded message in all your capital letters. Oh wait...I think there is! TAW SHM MNIAGO oops..nevermind.

[poobotsmellyweebum]

It was you wasn't it ! you put the pink spatular and whisk in my letter box.... and how is that the moment I have been waiting for?

[SplitPZ]

I like how you say "spatular" LOL Listen you little ninja sleuth person..it wasn't me! I promise! I have the same set over on my facebook page though. You know you've been waiting for that moment. You know it! Admit it and we can all just move on.

[cputb1]

Ummmmm?

Hmm?

You know what! Let me get back to ya', hahaha.

[SplitPZ]

Take a moment and then get back to me. Okay? ;)

[Bean829]

this would work great on a toaster

[SplitPZ]

Ya, I've been called burnt toast before. Can you believe some people don't even own a toaster? I knooooow right?!

[DeactivatedUser]

commenting again... okay?

[SplitPZ]

It's all in the moment. Knock yourself out.

[DeactivatedUser]

WTF AM I WAITING FOR?!

[SplitPZ]

You didn't pay attention very well, Coke! Read the title again! LOL ;)

[jimmymac30]

A moment passed ... and then another moment passed, and another moment, and another, and then ...finally, another moment passed, and then ... a moment passed, and yet another moment passed, and then another moment, which seemed like an hour, but was actually just a moment, passed ... and I was there waiting for it!!

[SplitPZ]

Can you just imagine what your life would be like if you had not waited around for that moment?

[jimmymac30]

had I not been waiting, my life would have just passed me by

[garypetersjr]

i did a video exactly like this but never posted it. i was sitting on the toilet repeating, "This is the movement you've all been waiting for... This is the movement you've all been waiting for..."

I decided it was too crappy.

[SplitPZ]

You should post it....it might flush out the competition! I'm sure it would wipe mine out of the runs...er...running.

[3CoolKats]

No food was placed the food bowls of 3CoolKats during this video so we think this video is one big fat lie!!! I mean we just kept looking in our bowls in eager anticipation every time you said "This is the moment you've all been waiting for", only to be bitterly disappointed time and time again.

[SplitPZ]

Sounds like their moment wasn't anything to write home about. Tell the little pussy's to open a can of tuna and chillax. It's all good. Sounds like they're still on that strict "no birdie" diet. Poor pussycats...poor poor pussycats... I think they would have enjoyed this moment a lot more if they were able to eat little birdies for dinner. And that's no lie man. Circle of life, food chain and all that jazz.

[PappyStu]

I knew I was waiting for sumpin'....

[SplitPZ]

It was all in the moment.

[driftandflow]

I had some of those moments and im making it a reply cause im weird this way!

[SplitPZ]

Weird is good...I like weird!

[beatmover]

Andy Worhol would've envied those fifteen moments. The psychotic meltdown at :40 made Linda Blair look like Marry Poppins. "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!"

[SplitPZ]

LMAO You made me laugh! Okay, I think my 15 minutes of fame was gone along time ago. And, I should have made my head spin around...I've done it before, I can do it again. Keep your crosses away from me! I'm a power to be reckoned with. LOL

[beatmover]

If you're going to levitate the bed, then please for God's sakes, always use a spotter.

[robertpina99]

Well, I don't know about the others. But I

think it was worth the wait. It's all I ever

wanted.

I want one moment in time

When I'm more than I thought I could be

When all of my dreams

Are a heart beat away

And the answers are all up to me

[SplitPZ]

I think you've already arrived in your moment :)

[robertpina99]

And I think that it's all I can dooooo. I want just...(twack!)

Ouch! Somebody whacked me.

[SplitPZ]

You should have some toast. Toast will make it feel better.

[SplitPZ]

You're a winner for a lifetime.

If you seize that one moment in time, make it shine.

[oWHONERSo]

Bored I see.... LoL ;o)

This IS the moment I been waiting for...

Now that it's here I don't know what to do....

/me drops some nuts on the floor....

[SplitPZ]

Men, always bragging about their package of nuts! Nice to see you whoney! Come again! haha

[PeaceLovinMama]

hmmmm i personally refuse to wait any longer for any one god damn moment ever... rolls eyes pukes on chin crawls into empty bed and covers head with pillow.

[SplitPZ]

Ut ohs....trouble in paradise again? Moments come and go...I think you're having one now. Good idea with the pillow.

[michiganpie]

I can honestly say that none of those were the moment I've been waiting for - could you get back to me in a couple of days?

[SplitPZ]

NO! I refuse to give you another moment. *sticks tongue out and throws pie* tee hee You know you wanted that in your face!

[michiganpie]

OK now that's the kind of moment I'm talking about :)

[SplitPZ]

I'd do it again too!

[nek1555]

You are absolutely right...

...this IS the moment I've been waiting for!!!!

...but how did you know that??!! You must have read my mind!

[SplitPZ]

It's a gift, really. I have other gifts too. In fact, I think Alisha has a gift for you but, she's too busy stuffing her head under her pillow to do anything about it. I'm not waking her either. Don't make me run up there and wake her! I said no damnit! No means no! Is that the moment you've been waiting for? I can get more aggressive, if you wish. Oh wait, I already know the answer because I have a gift. Happy Birthday Ken! *blows out candles*

[lisacole690]

yes it is lol ... :)

[SplitPZ]

...and there it went...

lol :)

[ZoeToots]

OH MY! Is this the moment I've been waiting for! lol. Has the heat gone to ur head? : )

[SplitPZ]

Yes, the heat has gone 3 my head...er....I mean 2 my head. Or is it 4 my head? No..no..that would be a hat. A hat is 4 my head. Yes. Okay, who 8 9? Give up? 7 8 9!! Get it? I didn't. okay. bye now.

[TOMKNN]

which moment were u talking about? I was waiting for that ONE moment. U know the MOMENT I am talking about......

[SplitPZ]

That one right there. NO...over there! OMG can't you see it? It's right there in front of you! OMG turn around you dork. Crap, don't make me come over there! Put on your glasses already...geesh. Oh, there it went. You missed the moment you were waiting for. ugh. What am I gonna do with you? ;)

[theloathlydaddy]

That was the moment I've been waiting for. That's for sure  ;)

[SplitPZ]

LOL I knew it was someone's moment! Surely wasn't my moment. I don't even know a Shirley.