real ni**as and bitch ni**as

[EMT22637]

19 bitch niggas disliked this video..

[phillsfan5]

this isnt comedy. its a seminar that happens to be hilarious lol

[saulhudson420]

@phillsfan5 hahaha you damn right. lmoa

[bootsybrown]

"Word"

That sermon was straight from the palyers Bible

[fabuloose15]

There are only 2types of n-ggas, b-tch n-ggas && real n-ggas. && if ur not sure where u fit it, chances are. you’s uh b-tch n-gga. B-tch n-ggas are becominq a real problem for real n-ggas. && b-tch n-ggas cost real n-ggas money. There are lesbians now b/c the fault of b-tch n-ggas. U cnt blame her, she been w/ b-tch n-ggas afta b-tch nigga afta b-tch n-gga. B-tch n-ggas dnt respect woman at all- katt Williams is too funny but so true.

[fabuloose15]

There are only 2types of n-ggas, b-tch n-ggas && real n-ggas. && if ur not sure where u fit it, chances are. you’s uh b-tch n-gga. B-tch n-ggas are becominq a real problem for real n-ggas. && b-tch n-ggas cost real n-ggas money. There are lesbians now b/c the fault of b-tch n-ggas. U cnt blame her, she been w/ b-tch n-ggas afta b-tch nigga afta b-tch n-gga. B-tch n-ggas dnt respect woman at all- katt Williams is too funny but so true.

[silverblazer36]

So I should masterbate before I have sex?

[MarkArandjus]

@silverblazer36 Believe in the power of the seond nut my friend. If you don't you can do a lil experiment to verify - mastrubate and after the first nut, give it two minutes (maybe a bit more), then mastrubate again.

Compare how long each nut took to bust and I guarantee that nut #2 is like Duracell; last longer, much longer.

[bonheurbrun]

who the fuck would mothaf****** dislike?

[SteveTheCornerstone]

@bonheurbrun bitch niggas. lol.

[Brasmin500]

LMMFAO "its so quit rite now u could hear a bitch nigga drop"

[GrownWomanStatus904]

Dis shit still leaves me in tears LMAO

[FlawdaFootball]

haha i lost it when he was getting out the first nut while driving

personally i cant do this, nut 2 takes too long and the girl gets tired

[rasengan37]

@FlawdaFootball righ,it takes too long,(but i'aint complaning)

[luckystar51486]

lmao this speaks the truth !!!!!!

[joesimmons90]

ok so u starred out 2 of the 6 letters in the word niggas

great job

also good upload

[reggieann1]

You might wanna wrap your hair up-LOL

[thisisrumorcontrol]

when he says it really fast it sounds like...bitch snicka

[VonBytch]

lol that's a true ass theory though there are more lesbians nowadays than ever!

[JonathanMarsden62]

lmao this shit is still funny

[915bigSAM]

diss nigga needa write a book lol

[rasengan37]

@915bigSAM this nigga is a genuis

[vibrantlight1103]

i totally let the first nut slip the other night. it wasn't right away but definitely sooner than i would've liked. then the next day i remembered this and and just felt dumb. LOL.

[UsedScars4]

he means that you bust a nut without knowing its coming. lol

hell yea! go Katt!

[mattmanyo23]

what does he mean by " first nut is slippery"

[TJC859]

Which is another thing that qualifies you, as a bitch nigga. Katt is a wonderful preacher but he doesn't go into detail so I'll do it for him.

The first nut being slippery simply means that your first ejaculation, sperm, cum, skeet, whatever you want to call it comes earlier than you want it to. Only through practice can this be fixed, but for people who don't want to practice, just get the first nut out of the way before you fuck. Nut number 2 is longer.

[zatchHBK85]

What's the name of this movie?

[zenop63]

it was one of his stand up dvds

[EpekKMW]

@zenop63  its called the pimp chronicles

[stanktwank]

Next Comidy King!!!

[Goodyemani19]

loooooooooooooool go katt

[bulldogdem]

I'm  in Italy and you r the only one who makes me laugh after 3 months i hospital valium does nothing but you do kill the pain and insonia I adore you u r the best and the truth god bless you

[lustreboy]

haah Id' love to see this bloke working it live!

that's the good gear right there

[allwaystalkedabout]

there r more lesbians now than there have ever been annd most of tht is the fault of bitch niggas. you cant blame. she been with bitch nigga, after bitch nigga, after bitch nigga, after bitch nigga and finally she like :y dont i b with a bitch...nigga?"

halarious and tru. shit thts wat im doin

[krissyheartyou]

same

[Sensi937]

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo­oooooo hilarious!!!!!!!

[Tweetzmagame16]

see am not eatin the pussy for you am eatin the pussy for me! Lmao

[kryptoniteblows]

"I can vouch for all real ni**as in attendance tonight, that there is nothing better than feeling your body in Auto-pilot"-Katt

[rubberbandman3rd]

im learnin alot, dont kno if that makes me a bitch nigga lol

[darealestseg]

"if you dont know where you fit in, chances are your a bitch nigga" - katt

[sasuke51993]

katt is the shit

[fresno93703]

what is the difference between negro/nigger/nigga/negroach?

[mistakrunk]

Nothing; all of the connotations of the word are offensive and slanderous. The excuse "I'm black, I can say it!" is empty and only perpetuates the ideas of self hatred that exists within African American community.

I like Katt for the message of what he tries to say, but if he did it without falling back on "nigga, nigga nigga", it'd hold so much more weight impact even more audiences.

[greveeen]

now you're just being a bitch nigga

[rasengan37]

@greveeen this nigga is a genuis

[VendettaProduction01]

You sir are a bitch nigga. Don't be a hater. poor tink tink...

[mistakrunk]

"tink tink"? Are you seriously trying to insult me by typing out sound effects? Is that what's cool these days? Nigga isn't enough, now we're down to flat out noises?

I have nothing to hate on Katt. Don't twist my words. Like I said, the message in his comedy would have more weight in it if he could get off the crutch of using "nigga" every four seconds. If you think someone calling you that is what makes you "a real black man", you've got some growing up to do.

[REKLES94]

@mistakrunk haha naw tink tink is from one of katts otha stand ups... poor lil tink tink.. aha! and u sir... are a bytch niggah.

[mistakrunk]

This is coming from someone like you who can't correctly spell, capitalize, or punctuate just two sentences together? I highly doubt that.

[saulhudson420]

@mistakrunk just get over it. NIgga, spic, wop, cracker, chink, their all just racial slurs. as far as I'm concerned, the only offense is in the tone in which you say it. If you say it in a joke, who really gives a shit? If you do.. well too bad, the other 90% of the world with better things to do with their time, don't care.

[mistakrunk]

@saulhudson420 lol I'm still surprised that people are commenting on something I said MONTHS ago.

And I laugh that you think anyone has the green light to call you a racial slur, as long as it's not in any threatening "tone". That's hilarious.

Sad... but hilarious.

In fact, I think I'm gonna tell my old Chinese neighbors they can call me a nigger right now! - But only if they do it in their "happy voice".

[KWayneNL1]

most white folks live in trailers and fuck family members

[j2player]

loooooooool

[craigmcvey]

no we dont

[mitchsmith91]

fuck you.

[IAMMURDERER]

and most black folks live in prison and fuck other black folks in the ass

[Tuga4LifeMrzBrown]

"See Im Sorry. Im So Sorry"

LMAO.. KATT WILLIAMS IS THE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH­IIIIIITT

[SlightlyDazed7]

Pretty weak...

[zatchHBK85]

Guilty. SHIT!

[ratedxxxdeja]

True True

[SOICEYBYTCHES09]

real talk

[GauchoKING75]

I'm not eatin the pussy 4 u

no boo boo I'm eatin the pussy..... 4 ME

[angermangement]

get your pencil out bitch nigga's first class is in session lol

[airforcewifey4lifey4]

lol word! the pop quiz is on friday bitch niggas LMFAO!

[sabharwal2]

OMFG what show is this????

KATT WILLIAMS IS THA SHIT NIGGA!!!!!

[bobwailer8]

is dat what he was doing? yes you are fucking with a REAL NIGGA!!!

true shit

[caponex55]

hahahahha, true story

[kaiser0soze]

LOL

[Rampage204]

This shit is too funny!

[ST3V3N26C]

finally a video with better quality .

[Jalvarez53]

real talk

[XxobscurexX777]

White ppl say nigger mean while blacks say niggas...

[geisha62]

are you retarded?! ;D

[osmiley99]

ya heard bitchass niggas. dont question ya self, just eat the juicy pussy bitchass

[funnysummabitch]

"a woman should be so kind as to offer you some pussy..it is your obligation to fuck the shit out of her at every oppertunity that you get.." soo truue.. kat williams is da shiit.. hahaha!

[MlssCue]

"It's so quite right now you could hear a bitch nigga drop" LOL Love me some Katt Williams

[Anfmethodjor]

funny, they are a lot of bitch niggaz so don't feel bad. yeah, you.

[timtipton5071256]

heavy shit...

[26RShe]

bitch nigga after bitch nigga after bitch nigga, y don't i just be wit a bitch.....nigga lol

[fishytothetuna]

Been with bitch nigga, and bitch nigga, and bitch nigga, why don't I just be with a bitch, nigga?

XD

[mariahcareynum1fan]

"now listen carefully bitch ni**as"

"pay attention to me if u would...bitch ni**as"

"u see the bitch ni**as payin attention"

LOL....I LOVE KATT WILLIAMS!!!!

[quailman8760]

yeah nasy nati!

[funm99]

he said nigga and you can say what ever u like its called freedom of speach idiot.

[dimviesel]

layouboy.....its "nigga",not "nigger". nigger is a primitive racial slur that has lost its sting and is mainly used by inbreds and ignorant ppl. nigga(nih-guh) is a noun that describes any human being. just like the words man,dude,bro,friend,etc. see? if u notice these days even educated white ppl refer to each other as 'nigga'. any race of ppl can be niggas. its kind of a term of endearment. so dont be an inbred okay, my nigga?

[LakersDynasty42]

I don't see a difference in "nigger" and "nigga". I don't find anything "endearing" about being called a "nigga" by another black person.

[mistakrunk]

lol I know this is 9 months late, but it was great to read your comment. Anyone who pays even the slightest bit of attention to African American history would know that it doesn't matter how you pronounce it, or misspell it, the word is offensive and full of negative impact.

[Wizzy33]

b*tch nigga i guess

[JakesJams]

yeahhh boyyiiee dimviesel. couldnt have explained it better myself my nigga

[libragirl1964]

OMG this is so true, been there done that, had to call a real nigga to handle the issue. LOL I'm rolling

[Ajlover09]

omg i freaking cryed the whole time from laughing so hard lol

[deexcorex]

I didnt lick your pussy for you, I licked it for me, I know u cum twice already, i felt you clench so hard u almost suffocated me, no, ur not ready yet, no ur not

yes i bought dick too..

[TUNDE88]

If a woman should be so kind as to offer you some PUSSY, it is your OBLIGATION to FUCK the SHIT out of her at EVERY OPPORTUNITY you get.

[ewhats2000]

danmmnnn diss shit is in hd

[FireRegs]

hahah for real

[chuleriia]

lmfao;

[ToxidyXxNezi]

does anybody know if you can get this on dvd??

[ewhats2000]

i got it on dvd

[1967CamaroRS]

what is the name of the dvd?

[ewhats2000]

idk i gott it bootleg from da barber shopit got all three vids on one dvd

[zenop63]

Katt williams live is the name of the dvd chech ebay for all of his dvds for a good price. used doesn't mean bad

[17awbrown]

she done been wit a bitch niggah afta bitch niggah afta bitch niggah afta bitch naggah, then she said y dont i b wit a bitch, niggah

[Kritic2002]

does anyone have this video on a server like rapidshare or megaupload?

[LoverOfMyFanz]

You brought dick too??? --- LMAO!!!

[linuxrebound]

this dude is hilarious

[wncube]

i love KATT.....i just want you to know, i'vw been this size all my life...lol

[nflsqueeze]

wow... i need to get a real nigga katt, i really do.

[SpAdEzNdiAMoNdz]

YOU ARE NOT READY YET YOU ARE NOT READY YET!!!!! IM GONNA EAT YA PUSSY AGAIN IM GONN EAT YA PUSSY AGAIN---- o shitttt roflmao!!!!!

[Lordandmaster26]

wat is this stand up called

[sanekk]

this dick

[Javez16]

Katt Williams Live: Let a Playa Play

[mcfendur]

i've said it before...i'll say it again. This guy is fuckin helarious. The next dave chapelle (Funny Wise)

[jdallas420]

If a woman should be so kind as to offer you some P***y, it is your OBLIGATION to f**k the sh*t out of her at EVERY OPPORTUNITY you get.

[ebulldozer68]

i have been missized lol

[gmeezypostman]

the first thing you need to understand " Bitch Nigga"

[WayneNL1]

You brought dick too???? LMAO!!!!!!

[NanaRaiza]

bitch nigga.....best shit i ever see

[crazylover77]

it's funny how they make fun of themself

[torjusb]

katt williams! he was in gta IV

[hiroshimatarget]

lol and ricky gervais

[Drakuma]

I'm gonna try that shit out toNIGHT!!!! I'll be no longer a said bitch cracker... I'll be a real nigga!!!

[RHWTB]

to sewie317 the hat he is wearing is for cincinnati bearcats its a college basketball team.

cincinnati bengals is the NFL team.

whos the idiot now? haha

[madelynsprite]

hes got a bunch of "bitch nigga" comedy its freaking hilarious!!!

[TheIceman3rd]

grow the fuck up you ignorant bitches, aruguin over a hat, or race is getting dumber by the fuckin second, goddamn

[zenop63]

i didn't ride the small bus to school but i dont understand you comment would you mind explaining?

[TheIceman3rd]

some people were argueing over katt's hat, so i told them to shut the fuck up, and grow up, i said that our race as humans are getting dumber by the second

[sewie317]

If you knew that then why did you ask?>

[sekciimama25]

wow i love kat williams i really do

but NOT ALL LESBIANS TURN GAY CUZ THEY AINT BEEN / MET THE RIGHT MAN

n i kno that for a fact

but its still funny

[sewie317]

Once again, its COMEDY PEOPLE!!! Its meant to make you laugh not think literally. God, don't comment if your going to say some dumbass shit you should have thought about before you said it.

[sekciimama25]

ok and i said its still funny i was just saying so calm yaself its not that serious !

[jayhawks25]

is katt wearing a star of david? is he jewish?

[sewie317]

its the Cinci Bengals hat you idiot. Thats why he had to drive all across Cinci to bang that bitch he was just talking about in his skit.

[jayhawks25]

ok,thats not what I was talking about, and anyways, thats not a bengals hat, its a cinci bearcats hat, for the U of Cinci

[blackknight242]

sophNOlisfunyvideos)i telln u he big pussi crack ass piece a shit

[Wartorment]

Is this even English?

[blackknight242]

i meant u sound like a stubid ass

[blackknight242]

(sophNOlisfunyvideos)u should like a stubid ass u white cracker piece a shit

[blackknight242]

this is the shit

[242JMONEY242]

Shut da fuck up dumb bitch black ppl use da word in another context stupid fuckin ass

[SophNOlisFunnyVideos]

I hate it that black people think they can say the n word and yet if white people say it theyre racists. black people shouldnt be allowde to say it either.

[ABoy877]

HAHAHAHAHA wear da fucc iz u from? springfield kentucky or sumthang?

[TheIceman3rd]

wow buddy you need hooked on phonics for real this time

[anigalaxy]

if u dnt like it go fuck urself.

[levister16]

??????????????????????????????­

[nikkijoanna06]

lol...bitch nigga after bitch nigga after bitch nigga, y dont i jus be wit a bitch...nigga!!! LMAO

[daKILLA4664]

katt williams iz crazy im scurd 2 meet him caz he mite joan on me like hell

[Zone1Hoe]

27 and 3/4 mins....

[cheeseboy124]

lmfao!!!! you brought dick 2!!!!????????!???!?!!

[callmesheera]

Autopilot! LOL!!!

[sarafia1992]

diss is soooo funny lolz "omg yoo brought dick too gurl diss nigga brought dick too"

[JuggAlo817]

7:30 to the end is the shit its so fuckin true auto pilot works :)) and the first nut is slippery

[shiroisan87]

poor bitch niggas. gotta go through all a this.

[toribaltimore]

Square biz... if I didn't know Kat was straight, I would have labeled him a bitch nigga and stepped to the chicks around him.♂

[lydellb]

lol you must be part of the 2/3

[Lundex]

Bitch nigga, right here....

[Kritic2002]

can someone please put this video on megavideo, please send me the link or tell me where I can find this so I can get it

[zenop63]

what kind of link do you need

[bornacriminal]

he means upload it there so he can download it.

[RickRomo]

So quiet you could here a bitch nigga drop...LMAO

This nigga speak the truth.

[THEWAY098]

he's the mofo man

[brnleague99]

Katt Williams is the motherfucking man. Church.

[SwtWhtChocolate]

I love me some KATT ...

[bxboo823]

this is so real mostly older guys know about this. this young dudes dont know b out this they think just licking the pus is esting u need to be all up in there

[BatsintheBelfrey]

This shit is so true

[Widmark33]

I'm one of those real niggaz but sometimes I'm also a bitch, specially if the pussy is not #1

Streatch Marx a.k.a Noface

[lilmitchell86]

this shit is funny