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  • 10:00 "And our straight just improves here, this is just magical"

    I'm gonna die of laughter

  • HAHA! "I found out, when I was 17, that I had 4 gears"... You're the best

  • Hahahaha biggest sucker ever...

  • "ok, this is a standard spot for a slow roll" ... your hilarioous

  • "You want to flip coins, go play chess."

  • lol u won 4.50

  • Just go in there and start penetrating. Really start penetrating.

  • IF WE GOT HAM ILL GO WITH HAM!

  • You're a genius gder01.

  • I know where is the world's largest online poker room, with more poker games at every level, bigger tournaments and more players than any other site. It is 50free2play.co.cc which is even giving free playing bonus.

  • That panda guy at the right is possibly the stupidest person I've ever seen. All he has to do is sit out to get into 2nd place, and yet he keeps limping with <5BB...

  • This video shows that, in spite of your best efforts, sometimes things just break your way and you win anyway.

  • About 80% of the way through i realized "shit, this probably made me a worse player subconsciously"

  • 'and our straight only improves here, its jsut magical' this guy is a fucking genius!!!

  • LOL @ the guy sat out being a tag

  • rofl: "im betting slighlty over one twentieth"

  • This guy ran really good. And is hilarious.

  • Thanks for the post friend! Fun and helpful :) I also happen to have a video up for my fellow newbies to online poker out there that basically goes over and shows you how to develop and EXTREMELY BASIC but mathematically sound strategy. This way you can hopefully keep your initial deposit longer than a month :) And consequently develop a better game by playing more! Anyway thanks again for the post! Here's wishing you the best of luck! 

    (watch?v=lVAcfmuU2RA)

  • lol @ 20:15 "I don't know what to do"

  • lol @ 13:30 and further

  • genius

    

  • PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • amzaing! simply amazing... he played the top pair like nuts... suckout :D 4:30

  • sorry, but YOU are a DICKHEAD!

  • @800Mattew008 right man, playchips poker.

  • tanx for this vid ur making me loads of cash  teaching these fish realy how to suck more than usualy, fact that ur once lucky wont make u a good player not even a average player, honestly i guiss ur a retard u should find some one to help you with that. but thanx and for all fish out there please listen to captain, water boat dont mind his below average IQ

  • ha ha what a noob. He plays on luck! haha real joke

  • i wish id seen this professional strategy video way before. this is the fundamental knowledge on poker theory.

    btw congrats on the second place @ WSOFTP!

  • i think that 20 people missclicked dislike

  • favorite line ever: "well, we flopped backdoor trips"

  • @madhu935 no they don't

  • it was 6 gears it was 7 gears lmao, after 2 years give up

  • it was 6 gears it was 7 gears lmao

  • Had to come back and rewatch this (again). Classic Water Boat, superfunny lines.

    Waiting for the next one...

  • "Start penetrating them." Lol.

  • Anyone else notice that this is a $5 SNG? I'm a little confused with the talk of high stake and career players? Good video though, enjoyed this a lot

  • @stevem4545 its a 1$ SNG... the highest stakes online.

  • i raised 999 in a thousand  buyn tourney and folded lol

  • water boat is an absolute expert...i`ve watched all his videos and learned a lot abouthow to play poker in a more humble way. I used to play nl200 CGbut tnanks to waterboat Ive advanced to 13handed 13c. sngs . since I know about the strength of semi-suited and semi-conncting hands I have improved my ROI to amazing -97% in only 5 days!! I also used to play extremely aggressive but I ve recognized that checking very smoothly is the key to poker enlightenment! thank you water boat! 1luv!

  • greatest player ever. water boat please give me private instructions

  • "i wish i ran like this every day....oh wait! i do!" ahahahah classic

  • Q 2 suited is "suited connector"? By the way, you're more of a luckbox than Joe Cada.

  • @Ikoris If not a level,your an idiot.....

  • the 32 bet in first hand on turn is just epic lol

  • this guy is so dilusional and poor i pissed my panties with his play hahaha hope he on ev1 of my tables

  • @smirkinbaby seriously, how can you not realise he's joking?

  • watching these i seriously rubbed of on my play lol

  • Finally! A video where water boat doesn't run bad. I knew he could win when the donkeys don't suck out on him all the time.

  • mom?.... do we have any lunchables?? ill take a ham if theres a ham

  • If ever there's proof that the future of online poker is profitable, there's the fuck-tards here who think this is real strategy. This is comedy genius and I wish my non-poker playing friends would get this.

  • First DaSilk is an 'Excellent Player' ... then he 'Doesn't Know what I am capable of' and finally ... 'I think he knows what I am capable of'.

  • @telzama6282

    Lol, I can spare 20 bucks my FTP ID = tolcron1542 =)

    And yeah

    Full Tilt today revealed on their twitter page that a new player could go to FTPs website, then register a account using the code AMERICAS.

    Its a great bonus deal. Make a deposit and they DOUBLE it + multiple other beneficial perks. Sucks but its limited to the first 3000 players that register using it

  • The funniest thing is the ppl who think he is serious and are commenting that he is stupid LOL

  • you are a huge aSssSSSs

  • man look the hand you are playing just because you are speaking and dont realise the shit you have haha

  • you do the best slowroll ever! haha

  • hey peeps, I've played on many poker sites, and Full Tilt Poker is definately the best - it seems alot of the players on there a newbies so u can take advantage of that hehe. Use code: GRAB600 on sign up to get $600 free to get u started and make some big money! :D

  • 34.47 was the culmination of genius and out and out card skills. I am totally in awe. Thank you for sharing your knowledge. It is a privilege and dare I say it an honour to be a party to your out and out destruction of a table full of unsuspecting victims.

  • MOM ? LUNCHABLES? LMAO TOOO FUNNY..... PLEASEEEE TELL ME UR BLUFFIN US.

  • hahaha jokerpoker

  • if this guy is serious he needs to quit poker. watched first hand, puked, did not need to watch more. I hope lots of dummies think they learned something watching this

  • @butternuts000 you got trolled

  • @butternuts000 Evidently, you are the dummy. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the guy is kidding. An amoeba could figure it out.

  • 44 minutes.. $3.30 profit... nice job there bud... by the way, your average stake on full tilt is $3 and your total profit is -$55.

  • @peanutchopper look at his cash game rating though :O think hes up 24k.

  • There is no way this is real!

  • Full tilt online poker $600 sign up bonus code POKERDEAL14

  • i wish i could slow roll him even more

  • you cunt, you made the games tougher! why do you have to teach fish how to play?

  • @srki22

    your real???

  • Doesnt know what i am capable of

  • no one is that stupid:))

  • excellent player? i think not...........(make note) "doesnt know what im capable of"

    this guy is comedy genious

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  • I want this guy to sit next to me and comment my game ^^ would be really entertaining

  • Never had so much fun on youtube before...wow amazing !

  • they play top pair like its the nuts :D

  • Thanks for all the advice water boat!!! I've watched your all your videos and really learned alot!!! players use to be able to induce me to misclick... but not anymore!!! I've been playing my somewhat suited connecters and cleaning up at the 2c tables!! anybody that wants to really win at online poker these videos are a must watch!! Thanks again

  • "jesus you can't lose"

    "water boat"

    LOL

  • You have very good poker skills!

    don't listen to them..

  • lmao i love how i can sit threw this whole video..very funny

  • Is this guy serious or full of shit?

  • i can't tell if this guys vids are real or if he's messing around.

  • Is this for real? Thats all I have to say. So hilarious! I loved the Excellent player I think not. Then the change in notes to doesn't know what im capable of. Very funny! to bad the only people who would get it are other online players. very funny

  • love this!

  • i think a lot of people dont get this guys brilliant sense of humor, which makes it all the more entertaining

  • Lol.lucky every single time

  • Right when I call this, my mother's going to bring me a Capri Sun. It's like an eclipse.

  • love the people who take this seriously. So funny!

  • "jesus you cant lose"

  • and if this guy wants to flip coins go play blackjack, go play chess, go play badmitton hahaha fucking hilarious.

  • lol Asaysup is sitting out in the "nice solid fold" lol :D

  • omg, what a loser, he is so sh it, i cant believe it, min raise with 92o, how can you even post this video man, u are pure garbage and u think that u r the sh it

  • @fukufish Yo he is man, that 92 offsuited play was brilliant, simply brilliant, texasauctionman made a brave and risky call there, but we gotta bluff in some spots so we can get value for our big hands.

  • this wanker is winning 26.000 dollars at small stakes on full tilt look on

    pokertableratings i have watched all of he's video/s please tell me how

    the fuck he is up that much when he plays such shit hands all hes

    vids are shit and he plays like a donkey

  • @MarkAntony123t his strategies are far to advanced. it would probably take another 40 videos for you to comprehend the full depth of waterboat's genius. you can't just watch these videos, you have to absorb them and rewatch over and over.

  • @MarkAntony123t You probably don't understand the gears and playability value, not to mention using avatar tells to make solid reads, so it's not that strange you don't understand advanced strategy like this.

  • hilarious... ham lunchables! LMAO!

  • 23:34 "i wish i ran this good everyday.... oh wait i do!

  • i thought it was real until he started talking about gears.

    it's pretty funny. i can't believe anybody would think this was real.

  • write for yourself bad player in that box

  • hahahaha this shit is hilarious

  • wow that was am.. wait for it....azing!

  • "Jack 7? Jack 7? Jesus"--when 37os at the big blind and scoops the pot with a pair of threes.....

    Hilarious.

  • lol wtf is this shit

  • mum do we have any lunchables !

  • Wow, awesome strategy. This really makes me a winning player. I'm already up to 11$ and it just leep going and going!

    Legend man, please more strategy tips

  • what dreams are made of. ass end of the straight on a flush draw board? come play ub please

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  • I love the comments almost as much as the video. NH water boat.

  • hehe xD sweet :)

  • u gota be kidding me!!!! complete joke, u are wat our dreams are made of, i would love to play you everytime i sit at a table. ur thought process is less than a 5 year old... i dnt care if u have 50 gears and get into player's brains, min raise, slow roll, etc... i would love to play you for life! amazing

  • you do know Water Boat is doing this as a joke... he is really a cash game player and a good one.

  • this is the funniest video i've ever seen.. qq 3 handed w/ a jack high flop. not a good flop he could easily have 2 of these 3 unders..huh lol simply hilarious. high stakes w/ $4.50 for first place. thank you for posting this. Haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • loool,

    amazing idiot play...

  • what a w0rse play... you're kind of funny yes but with this logic you will end up nowhere.. you won this tournament by pure luck and some skills yes..

  • lmao you dumb fuck

  • look up waterboat in the ftp rankings at pokertableratings. ull see this is all a joke

  • that is a great video, definitely taught me a lot.

    best line: 'im just inserting myself everywhere. in out in out.'

  • lol doesent know what i am capable of at 11 min what a joke

  • I have recently changed my SnG strategy to mimic this guy.  I have won in the hundreds of cents since then.

    Truly a legend of Poker videos. Keep up the good work!!!

  • "You gotta be drawing. Even when it's a pair draw." LMAO!

  • amazing.... simply amazing

    lol

  • wanna flip coins go play badminton

  • wanna flip coins? go play chess

  • mummy mummy i need some food :D what a retard....he won 4 dolars hahahahahaha what level is that ? :D rookie player....

  • spic

  • This is how Legends are created.

    Totally Epic!!

    For those who don't like the humor obviously you haven't played enough poker and for those who think he is retarded you need help from a professional.

  • LOOOOL

  • Best poker video on Youtube!

  • wow! what a donkey!

  • these are jokes tards

  • this guy has no idea how to play poker!

  • He is trash talking Asaysup..he doesn't even realize that Asaysup had left the table and is in post and fold mode...He is all proud of himself of how he is scaring him off with his style.

  • Oh my god, perfectly played, couldn't see a single mistake. Flawless strategy, first place, my idol. This guy is unbelievable, gotta be a specialist.

  • Love the player note: "Doesn't know what im capable of"

  • LOL tro aldrig jeg har set noget så sjovt.. what a jackass

  • Great video!

    I never saw anyone hitting so much backdoor draws in one SNG lol

  • This is a wind-up, please tell me this is a wind-up

  • i dont think its very funny, its easy to find somone that plays garbage all the time and whines.

    i guess it has a little bit of an Office type humor, but i still think this guy is retarded

  • yeah only one of the biggest winning players at midstakes cash games.

  • hahaha this is brilliant 5/5

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  • Anytime you beat tough competion like Dasilk and texasauctionman you know you have a lot to be proud of..Great job water boat!

  • no comment - just great again!

  • Excellent player looooool

  • if you wanna flip coins go play blackjack, chess or badminton lmao

    legend

  • mom? do we have any lunchables?

    this entire video is trollness.

  • ok this is hilarious..if you wanna flip coins go play chess haha

  • i dont know why but the commentary on this video makes me laugh

  • were on the bubble these guys are under extreem pressure the see me inserting myself into all these players in out in out ..... lol love water boat:)

  • lol at getting great implied odds on the river bet.

  • I'm gonna bet 1000 here, that leaves 58 chips in his stack, if he shoves i'm gonna get away from this hahaha

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  • you're one lucky mofo tbh

  • you are some what pretty useless bro, im guessing its partly because ur american, but mostly because ur mother did smoke alot of dope when u where in her tummy

  • This guy does good but come on calling all in with 7 3 offsuit!! I'm sorry if I think it's a donk call! but because this guy does good maby I need to learn more about poker>

  • Even if you expect a bluff do you call with 7 3 offsuit!? He got lucky to hit his 3!