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  • It would've been a decent commercial if he flew into a rage and smashed that bottle off of her teeth.

  • Actually, according to hipsters, skinny-jeans ARE in. He's just doing it wrong (spandex jeans + tennis shoes? NO). Ah well.

  • Ha! Is your girl friend missing her jeans!

  • fuck you guys skinny jeans rock fuckin sterio types

  • after drinking miller lite, or so they say, our testicles grew three sizes that day

  • Girl: They're kinda not. Other girl: Eat a snickers. Girl: Why? Other girl: Cause you get a little rude when you're hungry............better? Girl: Better.

  • i forbid men want to be manly

  • So you have to be manly to drink Miller Lite? They're wiping out a pretty huge portion of potential buyers. It's a pretty funny commercial, but a pretty fucking stupid idea.

  • If you ever find yourself making fun of someones clothes... You're a douchebag. Drink local, I'm out.

  • @JasonWolfeTumblrCom i do it all the time and i am a douche bag.

    eat shit.

  • people its just being funny...chillax in those tight jeans

  • Dang this guy tucked in his shirt and wore tennis shoes... That does not match trying to be hip with skinny jeans. I think he's a little too old and beer bellied to be wearing skinnies, but there's nothing wrong with em' if you can pull them off. Personally they turn me on because they grab me in all the right places :-)

  • I wear skinny jeans and I think this is funny. On a side note there's nothing manly about lite beer.

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  • Why y'all so uptight anyways? It's just commercial made to laugh and have fun with. Doesn't mean people are all of a sudden gonna feel like they need miller lite to be a man.

  • Funniest commercial still. Lol

  • I'd rather drink dunkin than miller lite.

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  • Hey Miller-- Men don't drink Lite beer.

  • lot of skinny jeans wearing faggots are upset by this ad, lol

  • @FiIIerguy I'd rather be a fabulous faggot than an insecure douche who drinks shitty beer.

  • @FiIIerguy a lot of people who use critical thinking skills are insulted by this trash marketing campaign. and with good reason.

  • Miller Lite is no way a Manly Beer! Try Warsteiner Dark or Killians Irish Red those are Manly Beers!

  • is it just me....or is having a LIGHT beer unmanly anyway?

  • there are way too many people over analyzing the commercial lol....either way the guy looked like an idiot in the skinny jeans lmao! WHO the fuck would wear thick running shoes with skinny jeans lol!

  • She's just.... So hot.

  • Miller lite is only good because that's what Stone Cold drinks :)

  • miller lite to suits, wow

  • Judging by the dislikes on here, there are 148 skinny jean wearing fags trolling on here. Like the commercial says. Man Up

  • there's a bitchy bartender, random girl sitting next to guy for camera time, and a guy that obviously has shitty friends that didn't tell him about skimpy jeans being out of fashion decades ago. This is a perfect setup for a social revolution in dumbassery.

  • @deliman you know what cow urine taste like?

  • @hperez19 "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"---"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"---"No...." ...Happy Gilmore LOL!!! Love that scene!!!

  • why can't beer commercials just say what they mean, like:

    "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS BEER, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!"

    which is clearly the point they're trying to get across.

    hey miller, even if your beer didn't taste like cow urine (which it FUCKING DOES), i still would never buy it thanks to your fucking moronic ads.

    the exec that came up with this one needs to have his balls chopped off, seriously

  • @LazyMan9000. This is like saying that only "men" drink miller light......... Wich is kinda weird becouse "light" beer is shit beer... If yeww drink light beer than i think yeww will be able to fit inside those jeans;

  • @95nugget "yeww"?  Seriously? Wow...

  • Some one please explain this to me - what does the guy with the skinny jeans and the bitch behind the counter have to do with the beer being any better? Do I really want everyone (both myself and the person serving the drink, apparently) to turn into arrogant pricks whenever I crack a Miller Lite? Because that seems to be what happens, according to this ad (and countless others).

    Some of those advertising screenwriters must have sampled the product before getting down to business, methinks.

  • @LazyMan9000

    the commercial is funny as fuck, that's all that matters.

  • @CELT1CPRED - No, as long as YOU found it funny, THAT'S all that matters. ;)

    Me, I give up. At least in Australian beer ads they remember to tell you why you want to buy their beer.

  • @LazyMan9000

    i don't drink, i just always like football season beer commercials.

  • @LazyMan9000 It's a beer commercial, not Shakespeare. Stop over thinking it.

  • @FuriousStrength - Forgive me for saying so, but it seems the whole problem here is because someone didn't think hard enough in the first place. Food for thought, that.

  • so wait.....Man up, drink a light beer? haha

  • Seriously, what group of middle aged white guys hangs out with a young black guy ?

  • Manup. I love this commercial. Lol

  • lmao

  • @MELO2STAT I was with you about "the bartender can GET IT" but come on "dumb nigger" lol that's a bit harsh

  • another "make the white male look like a gigantic pussy" commercial with the snooty little bartender in her tight shirt cracking jokes.  dude shoulda just ripped her clothes off and stuck his dick up her ass, thats all women are good for

  • @MELO2STAT Man up...wow obviously you never had a girlfriend..its just a commerical

  • @dtfeathers50 you are an idiot. open your eyes. go look at the "Carry All" commercial for Miller Lite and tell me its just a commercial. dumb nigger

  • @MELO2STAT dont use the word nigger just because your online and not afraid to get your ass beat. and white boys like you need to stop getting so offended about fucking commercials thinking theyre so unfair to white guys. your fucking white stop feeling sorry for your race. and you only sound more ignorant using racial slurs.

  • @QuocTo keep believing everything the media is selling you.

  • @MELO2STAT hahhah wow...just for saying that aint all white people pussys ? its just a commerical..ease up and i aint even black..

  • tucking your shirt into skinny jeans

  • Am I the only one pissed at the anti-feminism in this piece of shit commercial?

  • @TheFreshTrumpet If your target audience is Men... Who gives a shit about what women think! LOL!

  • @Palrath1 I know, but that doesn't exactly justify it.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet it kind of does. There is nothing wrong with anti feminism if there is nothing wrong with feminism. Imagine if there were nothing but Democrats in Congress.

  • @Palrath1 Commercials like these are viruses for our country. "If you don't buy our beer, you're not a man". Wtf? What justifies being a man? Stereotypically, drinking beer, watching sports, trying ti get women, demeaning women, being homophobic, wanting money, cussing, etc. Hell, I'd be offended by this as a man or a woman. If ths is the kind of mentallity we have in our country, then fuck it, I'd rather be an Islamic woman in the middle east.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet There are absolutely no meanings in this commercial that says "women are inferior".

    1. Only ugly chicks are against sexism. 2. Only sissies are against masculinity . Which one are you? 3. Complaining about an ad... really? start complaining about important shit like who will replace Obama next election.

  • @Palrath1 Friend, there are so many things wrong with what you just said, I don't know what to say. So I'll repeat, if people don't start realizing the problems with these commercials, our society is already F'd. It's offensive to both men and women, and I hope we can all realize it soon.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet anti-feminism? are you insane?

  • @LilCbar Explain to me how this isn't hyper-masculine and misogynistic.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet For one, its not meant to be taken seriously. I'll agree the commercial is a piece of shit but not for any reasons that have to do with anti-feminism. The theme of the commercial is "Man-up". Is that expression to be considered anti-feminism now? Don't you think accusing this commercial of anti-feminism is a little extreme?

  • @LilCbar The reason they created these commercials was to attract men to it. Men are stereotyped to respect all that is masculine and disrespect all that is emasculine, such as feminism. They're basically saying that if you don't buy this drink, you're a woman. In turn, they're promoting that feminism is bad and should be disrespected. It's not just these commercials that promote it either.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet That's taking it way out of context. Besides if a person is a female, they wouldn't like being accused of being masculine. I know I didn't walk away from this commercial shivering at the thought of feminism. Even my girlfriend thinks that people getting offended by it is ridiculous. Bringing attention to prejudice is important, but turning little things into issues of prejudice can have an adverse effect for your cause.

  • @LilCbar Our society makes it so that the messages in these commercials are so common that they're seen as average. There's something wrong when beer commercials need to persuade their customers into buying their product in fear of being seen as feminine. What message can be seen here besides 'buy our beer'? 'Buy our beer or else you're feminine'. That's the Man-Up angle. I've never seen a commercial related to women that persuades them to 'buy our product or else your masculine'.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet True but I wouldn't be concerned if they did persuade women to buy their product by using the 'or else you'll be masculine' approach. I still stand by my belief that creating problems where there shouldn't be one can have an adverse effect for your cause.

  • @LilCbar I would be. Neither sex is better, and commercials like these tend to lean towards one being superior, usually masculinity.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet Its merely a joke and meant to be taken lightly. I don't know any man who would feel superior after viewing this commercial.

  • @LilCbar You'd be surprised. It's called subliminal messaging, it's used all the time.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet Look up more about subliminal messaging. The extent of its effects are often greatly exaggerated compared to the research.

  • @LilCbar i don't feel superior, i am glad, however, that someone finally spoke out against girl jeans on dudes.

    it's just not supposed to happen. just don't do it.

  • @xBillyTheKidx agreed

  • @TheFreshTrumpet how is this any bit anti-feminist? i dont see that at all in this video?

  • @TheFreshTrumpet what the fuck are you going on about.

    there is no anti-feminism going on here.

    go away.

  • @xBillyTheKidx Absolutely there is, more misogynistic than anti-feminist, but it's the same concept.

  • @TheFreshTrumpet you have a warped definition of misogyny.

  • @xBillyTheKidx A man is wearing skinny jeans, which are commonly warn by women. He's told to man-up, ie: take off the skinny jeans. In saying "Man-up", it's as if there's a sense of pride that comes to mind, so by saying that skinny jeans are stopping him from being a man, it hints that being feminine is a bad thing. Why are there no "Woman-up" commercials of this popularity? Because being a woman is not as good as being a man. Didn I break this commercial down enough for you to get why I'm mad?

  • That shit is bad for your prostate

  • Meghan Markle is so fine!

  • i wear skinny jeans yet girls love me your gay if you wear big or baggy jeans i mean wat r u 65 years old or is the girl just a lesbo

  • 0:29 is by far the funniest thing about this video, fucking excellent

  • Miller Lite tastes like crap.

  • I wear skinny jeans and would never buy a light beer.

    

  • He shuda punched her in the mouth

  • his fake laugh at the end makes this commerical lol

  • Theirs been a age for gangsters, theirs been a age for stoners, theirs been age for hippies, and now its the age of tight pants

  • So the point of the ad is: "If you want to be attractive to an absolute bitch, drink our beer and have fashion sense".

    Kudos Miller.

  • Manly men NEVER drink 'lite' beer...and NEITHER SHOULD YOU, twinkle-toes..

    Man up: drink Franziskaner Dunkelweizen.

    NOW you're drinking BEER!!!

  • Hell, if you want taste, you shouldn't be drinking no light beer in the first place. This shit (and every other "Light" beer) is piss water at best. FAT TIRE FTW!!

  • i get more bitches then anyone in this video with my skinnys so whatever bitchasses

  • @iiflashx yeah but just to let you know, this whole trend of wearing skinnys with high top sneakers was created by homosexuels from France and Belgium and thats the truth!

  • @CrankDATdance56 lol yup

  • @iiflashx are they attracted to your camel toe?

  • @punkdoc715 i guess so , im positive iv pulled way more girls then you ever will

  • Great way to get a tip, insult your customers. Works every time.

  • 92 people wear skinny jeans

  • she seems kind of offended that he doesn't want a miller light

  • fun fact: if that man were to have carried on all "haters gonna hate" with those jeans, he would be the manliest person in the bar if for no other reason than he wears what he wants and you're not gonna stop him.

  • Great business tactic, insulting your customer

  • man up and drink FUCKING VODKA

  • This shit just panders to backwards flat bill cap-wearing douchebags who think Miller Lite is actually beer. I wear skinnies and drink Surly, and if that bitch bartender doesnt like it she can take her bottled horsepiss somewhere else

  • You say this as if people who drank alcohol were rational people. If they were, they would not be drinking alcohol in the first place. @bauersnarky

  • @neoYTPism Oh, wow. What's the weather like up there on your high horse?

  • @bauersnarky

    Miller like is worthless piss beer for hicks, frat boys, and other morons. To even classify it as "beer" is an insult. From wikipedia:

    Miller Lite at one point contained several ingredients not normally found in beer, including... propylene glycol alginate (a seaweed extract), water, barley malt, corn syrup, chemically modified hops extracts, yeast, amyloglucosidase, carbon dioxide, papain enzyme, liquid sugar, potassium metabisulfite, and Emka malt (a food coloring) 

  • only fat ppl enjoyed this commercial - now go cry yourselves to sleep with a full bag of cheetos and 6 bottles of light beer

  • Who the hell drinks light beer? Only Americans...

  • Some guys can rock skinny jeans. Some girls can rock it to.. "Some".

    It just looks too tight and stiff on him.

  • SOMEONE'S not getting a tip.

  • You not a man unless you wear skinny jeans. Its in the bible or something...

  • what a fucking bitch

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  • Real men don't drink LIGHT beer in the first place.

  • @sankdoggy right? wtf is this ad

  • Who cares about the pants? His hair is glorious.

  • Don't listen to those douches and bitches! The fact that he was so secure to put them on shows spirit!

  • @JHornevideo And what if our opinions coincide with Cracked's opinions?

    Silly goose. There are only so many opinions one can have about one video.

  • HEH HEH GUYS SHOULD ONLY BE A SPECIFIC STEREOTYPE, INSECURE NOW AREN'T YOU?

  • @Krash0verride Agreed! That doesn't stop the bartender from being an obnoxious b*tch though.

  • @MultiRandomGirl I'm not sure what "normal" jeans you're wearing, but if your skinny jeans have more crotch space than your normal jeans, then your normal jeans are skinny jeans too.

    Also, you have a small penis.

  • I don't get beer ads. Aren't women supposed to be the nosy girlfriends that know nothing about beer and want to ruin everyone's time?

  • Drink Stella, you bunch of benders.

  • After this he complained to the manager, after receiving several customer complaints the bartender was promptly fired for insulting customers.

  • This was supposed to be funny?

  • Pressing 9 will activate a mating call.

  • @immune2lies I came to this site from cracked to see the commercial mentioned in this ad, and that ad would have been the lamest thing on this page until I read your HERP DERP PROPAGANDA blathering.

  • @GMSpectre This comment amounts to: "I'm right you're wrong". I suppose you think this same pattern (dorky ignorant White guy and cool/suave/witty n*gger) is just random when it appears over and over in the media. Yeah, nothing behind that at all, just coincidence... LOL moron.

  • @immune2lies Oh wow. You're not serious, right?

  • @GMSpectre And I suppose all the info on antiwhitemedia [dot] com is just coincidence too. Wow, funny how these coincidences look an awful lot like anti-White propaganda.

  • @immune2lies No, it's not coincidences. It's a bunch of twats trying to pass off their racism as persecution.

  • @Shadoboy

    Yeah, let's just call names and ignore the fact I pointed out. Because name calling is such a convincing argument. And the pattern I mentioned doesn't exist right? I'm sure if Blacks were portrayed as ignorant, stupid, and evil over and over - and complained about it - you would have no problem.

    Shadoboy, you're an ignorant moron. See? By your juvenile thought process I just "won" an argument with that last line.

  • @immune2lies Okay, you want me to tell you the deal with that site? They take any portrayal of white people that doesn't paint them as perfect sex machine heroes and whine about how that's anti-white propaganda. And then they whine about how people don't allow them to call them niggers. And do you expect someone to take seriously a page that calls blaming "The Jews" for everything.

    Don't go calling people "zombies" when you just parrot what your KKK friends tell you.

  • @GMSpectre Interesting, my original comment regarding this cheap jew propaganda was deleted... if it was so harmless and silly why bother?

  • @immune2lies Sweet jesus, you must be a retard. Did your alpha-bits tell you that Obama is trying to allow slavery against white people, along with giving Jewish people a Muslim-seeking device?

    because that would make as much sense as what you are saying.

  • @McSpizzy Your "argument" amounts to: you're wrong poopy head!  The tactic of a fool who has no facts or evidence to back up their position. Do you think intelligent White people are moved at all by this juvenile form of "debate"?

    FACT: The jewish owned media portrays White men as dorky, ignorant, stupid, or evil and n*ggers as cool, sexy, noble, and intelligent over and over again. Anyone who's not a ZOMBIE can see this pattern, and recognize it as the cheap propaganda it is.

  • @immune2lies My comment amounted to: "What you are spewing has absolutely nothing to do with this commercial, and that jewish media hate white people and love black people."

    And no, I don't think they're moved at all by this 'debate'. If anything, I was trying to see if you would make yourself look like more of an idiot by speaking senseless propaganda with no rhyme or reason.

    In short: U MAD, CONSPIRACY BOY?

  • Man up and choose a light beer? THAT'S NOT COMPUTE.

  • well of course he looks like a muppet - he's quite chubby and is wearing trainers. if you do it right, it looks fine. i'm sure in a few years i'll be wearing some other kind of trousers, but skinny jeans looks a lot better on a normal sized person than bootfit or flare or whatever.

    these miller adverts are just a bit annoying really. who drinks lite beer anyway lol

  • @mattbellamymate No, no they do not. No one wants to see your moose knuckle.

  • @TairyHesticles That's just the peeps with stupidly skinny jeans. I honestly can't see the appeal of those

  • most people sag skinnys so they dont squeeze your nuts! just throwing that out there..

  • only fatties hate on skinny jeans

  • @lanny324

    Or people who don't want to have their balls crushed.

  • nigga i rock skinnies, and nobody finna try an flex my shit!

  • @ITKerp Apparently you must want other niggas checkin out yo junk.

    Try thinking for yourself, man. Take it from an old soul, two years from now, you're gonna look at them skinnies and be like "what the HELL was I thinking?!" Real talk bro...

    Skinnies are NOT a good look on us brothas. I don't even think chicks like them. I could be wrong...

  • I think it's funny to read comments on here from dudes (or girlish men) that get offended by this commercial. "OMG, I wear skinny jeans and this really offends me!" (said in a really gay dude voice). It's a man law that no dude should ever wear skinny jeans. If you're a dude and you wear skinny jeans then you might as well be smoking pole.

    As for this video, I laugh like hell everytime I watch it. Can't wait for the next one!

  • @repieces THANK YOU!! I AGREE!!

  • Is this suppose to be funny? Only good thing about these stupid commercials are the bartenders.

  • Terrible commercial.

  • The only thing worse than skinny jeans are cargo shorts, fucking geeds.

  • Haha it's funny how he walks like if he got fucked in the ass

  • skinny jeans have to be fit in with the style.. HE IS DEFF NOT WITH THE STYLE OF SKINNIES

  • @halokid211 nah you're just a fucking faggot.

  • if you don t like skinny jeans go crawl ina corner and die you losers!!!

  • @imaKickAssDinosaur u need a punch in the face.

  • @MikeJustDidit thanks but my boyfriend posted that so dont be a hater...

  • @imaKickAssDinosaur Dude, everyone can chose what they want to wear, it's probably a fad, it'll probably fade out :O

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  • who is the bartender?!?! someone HAS to know her name... come on youtube ppl

  • @DarkSLiCk7 meghan markle. Had to find her name too haha! So hot!

  • @DarkSLiCk7 Her name is listed right under the video, dude. It's not rocket science.

  • @kirkzipfel Dude... You don't even know how hard it is to look in the description. It's like rocket science.

  • @DarkSLiCk7 Have fun masturbating.

  • @0Genus0 you better believe i will

  • @DarkSLiCk7 Meghan Markle

  • i mean slim fit jeans are comfortable. there is a larges difference between the super skinny and a well cut pair of slim fit.

    also you dont tuck in to slim jeans.

    also you dont wear them that high on your waist

    also miller light isn't even that good

    Drink Amstel Light.

  • @bshort31092  HA!!!!! NOT

  • Okay, Anybody who wears skinny jeans should shoot themselves in the ass. Only chicks should wear them