Tim Westwood at Bestival 2007

[phreak761]

Oh dear indeed.

[ashyboi2k7]

IS HE SERIOUS!

'how man ladies have a clean pussy'

what he really wanna know is how many men have big dicks so he can ask for a fuck. what a cuntnugget

[AZUREGLIDE]

Westwood is a dick.

[Lamvesp]

What a load of cunt.

[Dinadin]

How many ladies in this parrrtiiii?

[cmoouk3]

classic...how to loose an audience no.252

[fuddyboi]

lol make some noise if your pussy dont stink? oh dear, it sounds like he got a bigger audience than he deserves

[jamessmartbadger]

he is a funny man. the same night he asked the bestival crowd, not usually renowned for their gangster aspirations, to "put your guns in the air... now, pull the trigger".

[civicmike01]

Dick, id pay good money for an oppertunity to spark the cunt out....

[floofynut]

@civicmike01 well said mate :)

[aks73]

The single biggest cunt in the land..someone please kill him!!!!!

[twistedlemons]

Thank fuck he wasn't invited back...

[omglollmao123]

I hope somebody stabs Tim in the fucking cerebral cortex

He survived an attempted drive-by... unfortunately :(

[aks73]

That time he survived...next time i'll get him for sure lol.. ;-)

[omglollmao123]

hahah

somebody has to...

[HeroOfTheDay96]

goodness gracious

[pdjcommerford]

he aint seen pussy since he was born...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmassive prick.

[everybodysgreen]

I hope he gets AIDS

[TingTingTongTang]

IT'S WESTWOOD!

[DPTG23]

wanker

[Hollowdick]

god, I just hate him, I can't even give a structured comment, cuz I am overwhelmed with hatred.

[tonyregan021177]

Westwood is just a wannabe brotha, hes crap and well fuckin annoyin!

[steveo1622]

What a twat

[8vinny]

Oh dear.

[ShaunG73]

This is SHIT.

Shit DJing, Shit MCing, Shit song 'My Neck, My Back' by Khia (as if you didn't know).

HOWEVER I will say this, if you ever get the chance to listen to (or watch video clips of) Westwood's radio 1 show with Snoop Dog, DO IT, it's fucking amazing.

[inbedwithmedinner]

"to the dj"

"to the dj"

"let me hear you shout if your set dont stink"

.......(silence)

westwood give it up you tool.

[flip5050]

how charming lol

hahahahahaha wat a fucking tool

[mrlowdangle]

ouch cringe puke

tim did a lot for uk hip hop back in the day ...but

ouch cringe puke

[waj1975]

I'm sure bestival will be welcoming him back in 08...as long as he has a clean pussy of course! no one in their right mind would play a festival then shout shite like that...absolute tool belt!

[massacrelord]

he sucks terible performance from him ther

[glengarnock]

Lol Who Ever Payed FOR Him Is As Wrost As Him The Faggot MY Dead Dog Can Mix Better

[burberrysw]

A guy who can command £4,500 for a 2 hour DJ set and still has one of the busiest diaries of any DJ is far from a failure.

[diorlipgloss]

what a fucking joke

god he is APPAULING

[paksallion]

u gota give it to him props for being a heavy DJ tho

[bigglesgiggles]

oh dear..yet more westwood haters. Get a life and give the guy a break. I've met him a couple of times, he's decent enough. And his voice TURRRRRRRNNNNZZZ MEEE ONNNNN!!

[CiaranOD1967]

But is your pussy clean?

Yea hes a class act.

[jamesbong00spliff]

He doesn't turn you on, his money appeals to you, do me a favour and give him herpes after spending a night on his crusty, ancient, impotent cock eh?

[bigglesgiggles]

oh yeah of course, I must be one of those golddigging whores. How wrong you are! Do ME a favour jamesbong00spliff, go find something better to do than get high and post insulting comments.

[bigglesgiggles]

oh yeah of course, I must be one of those golddigging whores. How wrong you are! Do ME a favour jamesbong00spliff, go find something better to do than get high and post insulting comments.

[mikeyarsenalfan]

Tim Westwood = 50 years old, White, From Suffolk.

and now a pedo

if he was my dad i would jump in front of a bus

[bringmemybow]

Jesus Christ, what a wanker! I was just getting to like Westwood, until I heard this OMG!

[xxxbekiexxx]

He gets me so hot :p

x

[barrons18]

i hope your pussy dont stink then

[jamesbong00spliff]

lmao

[kaiser19831983]

What is the name of the music?

[thefiercestcreature]

Does he realise that he is just a complete joke?

[cmoouk4]

Get off the stage Grandad!

[Dante2222]

What a fucking tool

[CooperLee]

Westwood is by far the biggest WANKER on this entire planet. I hope he FUCKING chokes to death in as embarrassing a manner as possible.

[ELLIOTEASTWICK]

Happy birthday Timbo

[radsoft]

50 today?

50 months?

[bensmac]

i just wet myself laughing, so i guess mine stinks? tooooo funny. happy 50th

[museumoftechno]

Of all Radio 1's DJs, Westwood is easily the most similar to Dave Lee Travis.

[NixNada]

Happy 50th birthday, Timothy!

[juliane16]

DJ Miss Oginist!!!

[destinyuk]

westwood. oh dear.

[DJkevvykev]

I saw this - for 5 mins.

"Show me your guns" said the middle aged vicar's son.

"Now shoot them!"

Well done U plank. I'm sure Rhys Jones family would be thrilled.

[danleary123]

what a sad knob riding terd burgling butt pirate

go away u have had your time now piss off some should smack that guy in the head with a metal bat

[welshuser]

You can't help but laugh at him, can you?

[chris12dec]

I think that his question is valid.

[2retarded]

omg wot a dick lol

iz dis guy serious

i wana stab him in da ear

[fatlacemagazine]

he's misunderstood, legend

[waterfordbhoy]

what a gimp

[cantsin]

lol - 'alan partidge' is spot on - tho AP never got 'merked'to be fair...

[alexchick]

What a cock.

[ktbv]

i fucking hate this dickhead.

[christlovescrisps]

Amazing

But I wonder exactly HOW MANY clean pussies were in the house that night? It's a valid question surely? Personal hygiene is incredibly important, especially at festivals!

God bless Westwood - the man who invented hiphop

[xgstr]

er.....funt

[keepclear7]

yep....cunt

[lukeheffer]

what a cunt.

[feersumfruit]

Tim Westwood: what a misogynistic idiot. Makes me ashamed to be a hip-hop fan.

[BeerandRap]

what a legend. tim westwood - the real life alan partridge. i can only hope i end up betrothed to on of the chics who screamed enthusiastically in favour of genital hygiene.

[src456]

You can tell he's a middle class bishop's son DESPARATELY OVERCOMPENSATING for the fact he aint from the 'Westside' - What a prize twerp!

[walklikeanegg]

I was here, having a great time.

but in hindesight, and after seeing this, it was because i was off my face.

was a great atmosphere in there though man

[GASHPAN]

I remember when his "low rider twat-head" trousers fell down around his ankles on Pimp My Ride... Buy a belt and RECOGNISE my belt! What a twat!

[jaseylove]

I'd really love to post something positive here to redress the balance but I actually had to leave the tent before this as it was just not that much fun - it's all true Tim Westwood is a colossal twat - thanks for the evidence

[onegiantpussy]

mine stinks

[xxsooxx]

UNDERSTAND!!

What a bell - shameful!

[wefromsouth]

Lord what a tool....isn't he 45 or something? Hope he never has kids, how could they live with this embarrassment as a father. RECOGNISE LAYYYYYDEEEEEzzzzz

[gavwaters]

haha. oh god that man is a disgrace!

[biffskin]

why would you say that?  bestival look shit.

[royalboy]

Fuckin arsehole

[paracranium]

Its like a Chris morris sketch.

all the laydeeees at the parteee say ...'youre a bell-end westwood'

[jordanworld]

oh dear, what a disappointment.

[voodoorox100]

cool as *****!

[1491Gratiot]

what a cunt.

[Darnley19]

I'm thinking monumental arse, is he for real ?

[Kong1927]

The guys a fvcking idiot and shouldn't be allowed.

[sturan1]

what a complete moron

[tarikio]

Who are these idiots who continue to give this man work? He should be put to sleep.

[charliemfc]

Tim 'Street' Westwood who grew up in the sticks and went to a private school. Bullet dodging cnut

[holestar]

cripes :-?

wonder what he did for the 'erection section'.

prick.

[HIMchicky]

knob

[angelicdi]

Officially the world's biggest idiot.

[inbedwithmedinner]

westwood you fucking ass you are a twat, and i know that you set up the shooting thing to look street you bell end please die.

[LPK101]

Stood next to him at the cubicles at a RUN DMC show in 1989 and when he looked away i dribbled a bit onto his trainer. he didn't notice. i felt good.

[Darnley19]

I am so impressed, wish I could have done the same !

[tryaspatula]

The Old "Stink Pussy Song" very similar to "(You got to) Wash it". A must for the record bag for those "Party is over, everyone go home" moments. A novel use by Mr Westwood in a "My Career is over, I live eat and sleep in a talent vacuum" moment.

[greginbelgium]

Someone please shoot him. Again.

[loz03041985]

Sing along

Sing ALONG

SING ALONG!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SING ALONG

[jobo0007]

Confirmation, if you ever needed it that he really is a total arse!

[Sh0ltz]

twat

[Slitterhipz]

Winese - I love your comments haha

What a twat Westwood is....

[clemlangton9694]

who is that son by? someone please tell me!

[kwesi01]

That "son" (who is not the most popular person on Earth, it's fair to say)is by the Bishop of Peterborough. I'm not so sure what the song playing in the background is, though...

[JandOlive]

what an idiot!

[Winese]

My cat doesn't smell of anything other than cat food. I wouldn't say that it "stinks" but then again it's not a smell that I would like to smell of myself. Should I make some noise?

[londonbg]

haha winese

[freefrench]

Man, I love Tim Westwood.

Only joking.

[Reubixd]

Total peen-arse wigga!

[shabbadoo22]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nickling]

Knobrat!!

[plumcheek]

I was at Bestival and had the misfortune to walk past the Big Top tent while Westwood was "playing". For some reason known only to himself (and possibly his Bishop father) Westwood was bellowing the same thing over the mic again and again:

"put your finger in the air - show me your finger - put you finger in the air."

And believe me, I did.

[Simonkeybeast]

I think he secretly hates the scene he makes his money from. This looks like evidence that he thinks his audience is too stupid to realise he detests them.

[svampire]

I think you're crediting him with too much intelligence.

[beedubblyer]

Collosal prick.

[CooperFBI]

He's been a sad old c*nt for at least 10 years now, as opposed to the sad c*nt he's always been. Just pathetic.

[graceface88]

oh god thats hilarious! what a twat :'(

[hollymell]

OMG what a loser

[abeautifulnoise]

Anybody who didn't think that Westwood was nowt but a middle-aged sexist, homophobic twat before watching this deserve to be shocked by this

[Ncklln]

what a tosser.

[WYM22]

Why didn't that bullet kill that cunt?

[SchubertMachiavelli]

You know, I think he's actually putting us all on.