Project: Rant - RANT 035: You Stole My Daughter's Bike!

[sxyplnt]

Dick Ninja LOL

[pomoapple]

You stole a kids bike! I guess I should go and legally change my name to "Karma".

[DravanDarkstar]

People please copywrite you're rants. That way to use them they have to pay you. then if they use them.. without permission u can sue their ass and take them to court... esentially shutting down this pathetic fucking youtube channal..

[Jason99942]

Butt nugget! Lol...great expression. Nice job Milf! Kidding, you're not a milf.

[MrChaunceyMusic]

best ending ever



[JPopRainbow]

i hate when ugly little hoodlums steal childrens bikes... wtf? now you are guna "pimp it up" with tiny wheels and pegs... wtf... who the fuck steals a bike?

[TubaGlider2]

I'm calling somebody a dick ninja tomorrow

[faceboobs]

OMG ITS EYORE!!!

[Danielnewbold]

3 weeks later, the kid got hit by a van while riding said stolen bike. The End.

[iannicely1]

DICK NINJA

[MsRawrza]

BEST. FREAKING. RANT. EVER. Can I steal that woman away and just make her repeat this for me day in and day out?

[sambeaner09]

XD dick ninja hahaha

[InfuserGod]

She looks like my Accounting teacher O_o

[LoveingTT]

Good news: The bike doesn't have to look at that haggard face anymore.

Bleh @ your face bish

[xxxiLoveMusicxx]

"...walked your happy-ass past the boatload of junk..." ahahaha

[BIGlittleCohen]

bahaha dick ninja

[Hanable]

dick ninja

[SammieLuvable]

I love this one :) Can you tell the actress that I LOVED this? Thanks.

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@SammieLuvable We'll pass it along - thanks for watching! :)

[Naddycat]

Dick Ninjaaaaa!

[goatnuts8288]

Did she call a child a dick ninja??? Don't blame the child that stole your kids bike, blame the kid's parents for being dick ninjas, Mrs. Horseteeth.

[TheBensMeister]

That same neighborhood girl stole my daughter's brand new Barbie Razer Scooter!

[dustonics]

hey where do I submit my rants? lol I'm angry!!

[ProjectRANT]

There's a handy dandy form on our website - projectrant . com

[FearlessMongoose]

ive had 3 bikes since i was a kid, and even tho i kept taking extra precautions every time they were stolen, they all got taken...  stupid dick ninjas lol

[dynexDino]

@Ibonkpeople how could u not be racist with that comment

[TheTortugaTanker]

ROFLMAO!!! Never heard "Dick Ninja" before ... goingt o start using it.

[toomuch4u1vidz]

butt nugget!

[Kiwigal84]

this actress is incredibly impressive!!! i love her!!!

i felt bad just listening to her!!!! too awesome!

[ProjectRANT]

@TheLuluProductionz There isn't one. So far, all of the videos in this series are based on rants people wrote, not videos of people ranting. Thanks for the question!

[bblg121]

this is mean so stop

[AniRemi]

I hope the guy who stole my 11-year-old brother's bike sees this.

[bonvivant55]

dick ninja

lol

[ashleyisonyourscreen]

Dick ninja xD PWNED

[CutTheFat]

Butt nugget = my new favorite name.

[discohippi1]

@CutTheFat butt nugget is poo

[TheSweetPerry]

these videos are the best on youtube

[augustgirl1998]

Hellz yea. BUTTNUGGET

[alibugbug]

butt nugget ftw!

[AOKSKY]

LOL @ Dick Ninja!

[jan3211200]

you guys rock also this one rocks when i was a kid i got my bike ganked n my own property 2 i know it sucks !!

[sammyruo]

I think she gives a crap about karma, i think she wants to KICK HIS ASS!

[recessiondrug]

I like this actor a lot!! Does she do any of your other rants? (If not she should!!)

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@recessiondrug Check out Rant 022: Dear Husband of Mine - and thanks for watching!

[NeverEatBadWaffles]

lol you just walked your happy ass..

[513420b]

dick ninja,fuckin priceless

[Wesavedrockandroll]

They get a dumb old Raisin that looks like that stupid ass Sigourney Weaver

[Alyssa8283]

OMG!!! THIS 1 is the best or..the SECOND best this one is halarious it had my 3 yr. old cousin laughing ;)

[lexisklok]

Dick ninja. I use this term on an almost daily basis since first watching this.

[GenMusterd]

HELL YEAH!! Get'em

[totalditz4life]

Butt Nuggett??? dick ninja?

[Kinnoyu]

that is so sad D:

[MrManofblues]

lol id be funny if ya did one on people who steal peoples dogs .. poor doobie snifles

[mdog1310]

All of these are fucking hilarious, but some of them have absolutely no point at all. the people that send these to you must be friggin crazy

[nonie50]

This "actress" knows all about dishonest and sucky people, believe me. Her vocabulary fits her persona perfectly.

[DorisDayFanatic]

Bwahahaha this is one of the best XDDD

[meusaka89]

so powerful dick ninja XDDDDDDDD

[EmeraldSky33]

Hahaha... "Dick ninja."

[tavonevox16]

Butt nugget. :D

[thecatandbeckashow]

hehe.... butt nugget

[soaffb1337]

butt nugget, scum bucket, ganked my daughters bike, dick ninja? the vocab you use makes me want to rip my ears off

ps i hate your teeth

[xxKelseyx3xx]

dick ninja...

xD

[deadlywolf234]

yea i know i've had my gocart stolen from me...and my xbox360 broken by someone who said they'd pay for it...they never did.

[Corey897]

@deadlywolf234 Always get everything in legal writing.

[NIGHTSHADE4EVA]

im aware that shes almost MILF status.

[TragicallyAmazingly]

hahaha...butt nugget...dick ninja...karma will kick. your. ASS!

and she is saying all of this to another CHILD!!!

[faakthewurld]

I own the penguin she's holding! Penguin!

[ProjectRANT]

@faakthewurld If you give us your address we'll mail the penguin back to you. We didn't realize it was stolen proprety. Sorry about that. PENGUIN!

[TheSicklish]

@faakthewurld thats ironic

[tombaileyful]

@faakthewurld hahaha iv had mine since i was 3 months old his name is mr. flubber

[retjack2]

You shouldn't just rant you should feel stupid

[spewaysealat]

People use the term Karma completely wrong....

[pandoraandvladimir]

DICK NINJA?! AHAHAHAHA! XD

[xannmax]

Boy I wish Karma existed.

Well.. It does...Halfway.

[ProjectRANT]

@simspugslover We're on iTunes, so you can download them there. Thanks for watching!

[iSCENEKNOWLEDGE]

"Dick Ninja!" ROFL!

[st8pl8guy]

... "Dick Ninja"? LOL

[Kamberlyn]

To be honest, I'd be pissed too.

[obingear]

that must really suck now she has to buy he daughter a newer better bike

[joeliya73]

dick ninja!

[emmaiscrazy01]

wow

[Backwardskey]

Can you say Soccer Mom? :D

[ProjectRANT]

@Backwardskey SOCCER MOM! Do we get a prize? Thanks for watching :D

[austinro8]

@ProjectRANT Yes! You get a cookie!

[totoro711]

Where do you find these rants? x3

[ProjectRANT]

@totoro711 We find them written online on sites like Facebook and Craigslist and people are now sending rants to us directly. Thanks for watching!

[futureal123]

Honestly you can make remarks about not having money to recruit actors but if you're limited to only awful ones then there is no point in making these videos

[ProjectRANT]

@futureal123 If you're a casting agent looking for work, you're out of luck. We'll let you know when we get Sir John Gielgud on the show. Thanks for the feedback and for watching!

[totoro711]

@ProjectRANT Cool! Thank you.

I feel special for watching now.

:)

[ProjectRANT]

@totoro711 Any Miyazaki fan is a friend of ours :)

[totoro711]

@ProjectRANT Yes, I do like those films.

I'm surprised that I haven't seen any Twilight/Justin Bieber rants on here, but then again, there are so many that it would be hard to choose a good one.

[ProjectRANT]

@totoro711 No good Bieber ones yet. There is a Twilight rant in the works, but we are working with another director to make it. No timeline on when, but it'll happen.

[totoro711]

@ProjectRANT Good. Twilight deserves it.

[Poohbear5560]

LOL butt nugget!

[letstakearoadtrip]

These actors are awesome. I've always wished I could be a rant actor.

[th3m0vingshad0w]

Dick Ninja...officially the scariest thing in the world

[smoothcriminaldude]

DICK NINJA!!

[WBN05]

Waka wakka ni ni ni!!! Blerg!!!! If you reply i will tell the birds to stop pecking at Prometheus's Liver!!!

[ddger4evr]

can you stop getting the same shitty actors from same shitty agent

[ProjectRANT]

@ddger4evr Sure, just let us know when you're willing to find the actors you feel are high enough quality, pay them and fly them out to Austin for us to shoot with and you've got a deal. Thanks for watching!

[musicaldreamer3]

@ddger4evr i like these actors

[omgwtfbbqDX]

She struck fear into my soul at the end.

[tylurker]

pretty sure my brother did that

[SlaughteredInside]

Oh powerful and stealth like dick ninja!!! Lmfao!! Nice. Thats good shit right there.

[madary17]

Yes, because that was totally directed at mexicans.

Seriously, stop crying wolf.

[Delaney354]

Dick Ninja lmao

[chriswnorris7]

dick ninja... lol

[hogjawso9]

well lady you should be like the people that live around where i live.....have guard dogs and point the rifles at the first person you dont know that walks onto your land.

[BladeofSorrow7]

Love it

[MentalMarshmellow]

Happy ass. Lmfao. <3 Love this channel. I hope when I'm old enough I can come on down to Austin and do a rant myself.

[xTR0JAXx]

HAHAHAH I HATE LITTE KIDS!!!! GOOD JOB, YOU SHOULD OF KILLED THE GIRL TO

[Pam4Rob]

@xTR0JAXx seriously, are you putting your comment in ALL CAPS just so you can cover up your crappy grammar and spelling? *shakes head*

[stingstungme]

Gotta love karma. =)

[mrsPurplepickleeater]

Young buttnugget!

[TheCpmvMaker]

Buttnugget??

[rickyb54]

Dick ninja and butt nugett were the only things that made me laugh.

[4535ification]

dick ninja? damn

[Rsciv]

Wow this actress portrayed this one really well, brava to her! -claps-

[RookyToook]

haha, this one was good! 

[Hopeful71]

Gotta say any child that would steal another one's bike is probably already getting his/her ass kicked by karma.

[chrisp3E7]

Dick ninjas scare me.

[Jesltk]

@ProjectRANT, I've come to love your troll grading system that you so kindly bestow upon those who suddenly decide to ruin everyone's fun with a decent amount of wit to throw them off guard and deny them the self satisfaction they so crave in ruining the comment board. Thanks for posting~!

[reptilian178]

"so proud o powerful and stealth like dick ninja" - the best

[viperfire1]

dick ninja....thats funny

[superturbodiesel]

@whitedkbikes : Yeah, gotta love Karma. What goes around comes around.

[superturbodiesel]

Ok, so this video was pretty damned funny. Bravo Jodi Jinks!

In response to Hilah's baby names... I think that perhaps "Dick Ninja", "Butt Nugget", or even "Karma", would all be great baby names!

Oops, I almost forgot, are these children going to actually grow up one day and have to deal with reality? LMFAO!

[viperfire1]

dick ninja...thats funny

[XxEmberHeartxX]

lol, butt nugget? lmao! i love these :)

[tracymshaw]

the script in this one was awesome!

[heartnmouth]

some of these are funny, some, well... I want to say, So what!!! ... I seen worse complaints, than this... bad stuff :(

[666slink]

dick ninja bike thief?! That's great!

[sh0ey]

one time some buttnugget took my crappy cruiser from the side of the driveway, IT ONLY HAD ONE PEDAL! I still laugh thinking about the poor drunk bastard pedaling away from his heist with one pedal. HAHA

[tharwpoop]

dick ninja....rofl

[NauiBitchtl]

You have Mexicans now. Congratulations. Get used to it. And he has daughters, gringa, and he deserved it because you are such a racist. It might not be karma that kicks his ass, but it might be the police.

BTW: Comment deleted.

[ProjectRANT]

@NauiBitchtl Wow you are almost good at this, but your work needs a little less consistency and more CAPS!

[yi238]

@ProjectRANT I love how you retorts to trollers are so sarcastic.

Smiley face.

[Tiffykins7331]

@NauiBitchtl It's too bad you make no damn sense. gg. terribad troll.

[SlaughteredInside]

@NauiBitchtl Hey I got an idea, why dont you give me your address so I can find your annoying punk ass, and knock the shit out of you for taking such pride in simply annoying others w/ your bullshit incoherent troll msg's.

[ooomatsu8]

please make a rant about truckers and SUV drivers not signaling, EVER.

[liOVERLOADil]

BrittanyER86, My comments make your tits hard. They make you wet in places you didn't know you could get wet. Your mouth obviously wants my cock in it. This is all happening so just make peace with it.

[MarleyMe95]

Gah....what an asshat! Poor little child.

[razattack1337]

Maybe the dumb bitch who wrote the rant will realize the difference between reality and fantasy and get a chain for her bikes..

[TheDedRedHed]

Hey, i sent in a rant to the website, and i was wondering, i didnt put in my email or anything, so, if you decide the post it, how would i know?

[ProjectRANT]

@TheDedRedHed If we posted it... wouldn't you see it? :)

[TheDedRedHed]

@ProjectRANT eh, i guess, now that i subbed >:D

[Zergling183]

BUTT NUGGET!!!

[dana112]

dick ninja...epic.

[KilluhKid]

AHAHAHHAA, THIS IS SO AMAZING!

[liOVERLOADil]

Not strong enough.

[ProjectRANT]

@liOVERLOADil The rant? Just curious. Thanks for watching!

[Zsparrow]

this makes alot of sense :D bikes are amusing and some weed loving dickninja stole mah bike too lmao

[gempalm2003]

@LokiAkira1 reread my comment i was giving you props not bashing you iv had stuff ripped off from me so i can relate

[xFlyingDreamsx]

LOL DICKNINJA?!?!?! LOLOLOL

[MegganMarieMills]

dick ninja lol

[AkaMiko97124]

dick ninja bike thief XD

[kittenlover1234678]

what does "ftw" mean?

[iluvswablu]

@kittenlover1234678 For the world

[largebutsmall]

GO KARMA!

[largebutsmall]

someone ran over my bike..

[S4R4H121]

DICK NINJA??? ok grama tht was too frikin funny

[NauiBitchtl]

Aren't you glad you have Mexicans now?

Welcome to the future.

Mexicans don't believe in Karma.  If that happens, it's merely racism.

[ComradeInChief]

Dick ninja, you should probably rant about this mother. Just to make me laugh even harder.