Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

[TheThoughtVacuum]

This has to be fake, everyone knows asians are emotionless bee people.

[DanielAbary]

i watched this one with an asian kid and then the shark attack one. That shark attack kid fucking sucks at acting.

[eleone8]

ASIANS.

[NESmanphil]

WTF

[NESmanphil]

Tht kid isnt retarded the only ppl who are retarded are the news reporters

[ShootThenDig]

lol



[PatrickIsLikeHot]

LMFAO okay im starting to like onions.

should see there boy scout breast examiners vid Hi-la-ri-ous!

[567madhatter]

Lol

[DorCKyChick09]

thats what i say everyday!!! "theres nothing wrong with me im just smart"

[JBehnen]

Those asian under-achievers - always a bit smarter than you and me.

[brystonhutchinson]

I have been treated like this before hahaha, just cause I was quiet and it took them like 4 minutes and it was pretty funny when they realized it...

[Confusedfurry]

Perfect job at immitating those stupid bastards who dont understand "special" kids.

[Heralde8]

"I would have just tossed you in the gutter to end your agony." Unfortunately, that's not too far from reality, heh.

[DoneWithDogma]

"like a real life rainman" lmao

[T5IVEPICTURES]

this is my favourite news channel! everything is sooo real i love it!

[soulthepinkmage]

Jesus Christ white people these days and their inability to understand... By Asian standards this kid is just average.

[romanlegions]

@soulthepinkmage This is satire ya' know?

[soulthepinkmage]

@romanlegions Well obviously it is and my statement was obviously a joke exploiting the stereotypes of Asians for the amusement of others in a comment section of an older episode of the onion.

[romanlegions]

@soulthepinkmage Fair enough. You would be surprised to see how many people thought this was real. Can't tell emotions through a 500 word Youtube comment.

[johnmichaelcrow]

ha ha

[DTK2501]

there really talking to this kid like hes retarded... and i believed it till the end lol

[NightSayana]

well, he is asian.

[YEMK]

ORIGINAL?

[Susanne566]

FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT KNOW THIS THIS IS FAKE. So stop saying "omg fake gay LOLOLOLOL gay fake omg" or "OMG THIS IS SOO MEAN!!!!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS???" now you know.

[gamergator]

So fake!!! there is no way this is real

[LighthouseKrew]

@gamergator your kidding me right

[AmazingRunescapePro]

@gamergator Yeah no shit. Its TheOnion....

[axisofinfinity]

"there's nothing wrong with me I'm just smart"- The most underused phrase in america today

[WatchSocietyBurn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA man that shit is hilarious!!

[TheBobielongo]

Asians!

[DaFleegsta]

that kids a good actor

[TREVMAC44]

The male reporter is RETARDED!

[Boo8087]

Whys everyone hating this??? It's FAKE

onion news dosnt exist that Chinese kid is fine

[hebejebe301]

That was the ladies fault she kept horasing him with false statment to him if he says that stuff isnt true she shouldnt keep askin them my gosh

[MasterSethern]

That's why you should never allow Gifted and Talented children on a News cast without a straight jacket! We all learned something here today.

[Wheelchaircereal]

my brain works normally so i cant even fathom it.

[DJMAN123FULL]

Those people are soooooooo mean

[MiMa4x01]

@DJMAN123FULL the kid was obviously asking for it.. i thought he was going to try and bit someone.

[kkfunkyswaggin]

DAFUQ!!?? I WOULD SMACK THAT BITCHES THERE IF I WAS HIM

[whyme943]

He's smart. Clearly this is not American. He's a minority. PS: spelling correctly is nothing special in most places.

[QCmaxthebeast]

this is great. ahahahahah

[ElongatedVowels]

I'm sick of all these doubters who keep saying this is fake. The Onion is the nation's most dependable news resource. I believe the problem is that other news corporations are too cowardly to report true events.

[lmmaTeenGohan]

@ElongatedVowels ARE YOU SHITTIN ME!

[nallac7]

@ElongatedVowels um...it is fake. People who think this is real are idiots. Professional News reporters wouldn't be saying "I bet you get bullied and kids call you names."

[ElongatedVowels]

@nallac7 Someone can't detect sarcasm.

[nallac7]

@ElongatedVowels Could it be that its harder to detect sarcasm when I cant hear the tone of your voice. So for future reference put *sarcasm* at the end or people are gonna mistake you for someone who's just fucked in the head.

[Frostiken]

@nallac7 You can't detect sarcasm unless you 'hear the tone of their voice'? Are you fucking illiterate? Sarcasm is as much about what you say as 'how you say it'. Plus, it's so obvious in his comment, you'd have to be a straight-up derp. Maybe you should be the next retarded kid on The Onion.

[nallac7]

@Frostiken I'm the most intelligent kid on the planet

(sarcasm or not sarcasm try guess if you get it wrong then you lose buddy)

[imjstcl]

@Frostiken oh i get it! sarcasm this time! ...right?

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

@ElongatedVowels Well it tells to truth more often then fox news and is entertaining

[mydog64]

@ElongatedVowels i love you

[Micko49able]

@ElongatedVowels ummm first off NOO one in there right mind would act like this on live televison MKAY???? its either ur mental or a fatass DUMB REDNECK YA BITCH

tht was for the whites homes!!!!!!

[ElongatedVowels]

@Micko49able Well trolled, Sir.

[louisuniverse]

@ElongatedVowels those liberal liars trying to make us doubt the great stream of information the onion feeds us.

[IxGaarAxI]

hahaha hilarious

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Show this to fox anchors with the caption this is you and maybe the might learn to stop being such cunts

[PSNCraCkBaBy13]

Yeah.. I thought this was real the first time I watched it.. then I watched the E.T. video XD

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Ain't this the truth *rolls eyes but realizes that is typing as he's doing it and nobody can seem him*

[brothachiken023]

of course he's asian.

[CassesVultus]

'Accelerated learning" so that's what they're calling it these days.

[kitsune720]

I saw this at the top and I was like, I dont remember this, and then I remembered it and had to lol all over again.

[anka893]

If you are seeking a new and different explanation of the truth that makes sense, search for "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then click on "The Present" and read what it says.

[Lukeisdabest2000]

That was onion news network they're just a comedy show to take the piss out of news networks like fox or others like that

[hellfighter1100]

why the hell did those biches talk shit with him

[10INTM]

@hellfighter1100 Because it's a friggin' satire and NOT REAL!!

[Kx2fity22]

My mom thought this was real

[dillon8019]

His just smart u bitches leave him alone but he does have big ears

[RunescaperSeaman472]

@dillon8019 Its fake...

[TheCyber3000]

"There is nothing wrong with me. Im just smart." "Riiiiight... James, If you wanna howl or pound your head against something just go ahead and do it" xD

[FatalityWar]

Wow, seems like anybody who is smart these days is being persecuted.

[nlchamps07fan]

ok wow seriously news anchors can treat him like that? damn! i would have fired both of those anchors after this show cuz there obviously wasnt anything wrong with the poor kid! they just wouldnt listen to him! i cant even believe the arrgance of some people! i bet that kid was smarter than both of those anchors combined!

[ngmaze]

@nlchamps07fan calm down, this video is fake and hilarious.

[lazermunky25]

@nlchamps07fan this isn't real XD

[Desnigma]

@nlchamps07fan Welcome to the Internet! We have parodies and Satires here.

[imovecusic12]

@nlchamps07fan haha fail.

[MammothStar]

@nlchamps07fan i bet both of those anchors are smarter than you :D

[ghostrider437]

@nlchamps07fan It's The Onion, it's all scripted with comedy porpoises to make people laugh, you're retarded

[pioupiou701]

@ghostrider437 comedy porpoises? are those like dolphin clowns?

[ghostrider437]

@pioupiou701 just... shut up, you're retarded

[madmonkey914]

poor lil deformed guy.... he'll probably wind up in an institution..... like the Massachusets Institute for Technology.

[bigplatinumdonkey]

top notch acting

[booLOLheehee]

Lol I actually thought this was real!!!

[ILoveQuiche1]

Quit fighting and enjoy how hysterical this is!

[darrendelong]

Onion network is a comedy..ppl need to know this is not real...go watch the Onion the movie..you will know what I mean...

[OneDayHenry]

LOL, this was a good one!

[MrUtoob18]

Who could think this is real? I mean c'mon watch some of the other videos, like the random bullshit one, " daaaa dat was real video you guuuuuuysss!" no. Not at all.

[JoeKun10]

@MrUtoob18

Your mom is not real.

[LanzoEmilia]

where do they get these great actors, why arent they in movies

[dnci14]

I can't believe many people think this isn't real.

[jaraha]

wtF? why would they do that to a kid?! Whether he's a savant or not, that's a true talent that they could never do, and they were MOCKING him.......

[TheInvisibleTribe]

@jaraha it's a JOKE! the onion news is a comedy channel. God damn.

[Startronica]

i actually thought this was real up until the woman said " you can bang your head against the wall when ever you like " !!!! , hahahah

[CLASHofTHElonders]

do you know who is dumb? the people who take the people asking if this is real serious! it is too obvious that this is fake and people still take other people serious ahahahahahahhahaa some people are stupid

[led335]

@CLASHofTHElonders do you know who is dumb? the people who answer the people take the people asking if this is real serious! it is too obvious that this is fake and people still take other people serious ahahahahahahhhahaaa some people are stupid

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@led335 are you serious?

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

@CLASHofTHElonders Yo, dawg, I heard you liked stupid people.

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@dejimmeistahmon4742 fo sho my nigguh, dey be my favorite peepz of all time dem dummies

[Eliterule213]

@CLASHofTHElonders What if the people pointing out that this is real are trolling upon the trolls?

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@Eliterule213 hhmmmm.....never thought about it that way, good observation.....trolls feeding trolls, just like people hunting people.

[Silkeyn]

@CLASHofTHElonders

Just because it's satire doesn't mean it's not serious. The point it's trying to make us usually quite true; it just expresses it indirectly (like sarcasm).

[PikKirby]

@CLASHofTHElonders

The Onion is real. What are you on about?

[lackylag]

@CLASHofTHElonders Stop your lies! This is twice as real as FOX news

[molomo1000]

Haha this really funny

[asforthedruguse]

@CLASHofTHElonders the onion is a fake news network. It makes fun of the real news and satirizes many social things. like in this video how rediculous people act towards other people who aren't "normal"

[CLASHofTHElonders]

did this actually happen?

i never see onion news network on tv?

[asskickerone]

@CLASHofTHElonders idiot

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@asskickerone you realize every comment that asks if this is real are joking right? it is too obvious to even take those people serious.......who is the idiot? you tht's right you.......but seriously is this shit real?

[mkwiiglitch]

Um no comment

[GodOfTheInternets]

For every comment thinking it's real, there are about 20 telling it's not real.

[dantedelldante]

awesome! 

[omaigad11]

hahaha onions.....

[Battlefieldveteran2]

I was laughing my ass off!!!!

[canadarox800]

Smartest television hosts I've ever seen! NOT!

[JML385]

I think both reporters are racism and push the boy turn the boy go wild

[hydrollama]

@JML385 HERP A DERP DERP

[hitheresailor]

@JML385 you know this is a joke video right? lol

[JML385]

Both report should sack and shot publicly on TV

[93224956]

this is so cruelthese reporters shuld b sacked

[hydrollama]

@93224956 HERP A DERP DERP?

[fuglypump]

he could have hurt them really bad! That was close!

[C0asterking]

I saw the onion

[C0asterking]

That's horrible

[Pezerech]

OMFG! I knew this was fake when I saw the ONION in the background

[manga4428]

You fucking idiots. This is not real. It's made to make people laugh. Fuck you guys are dumb.

[aslacuentayya]

@manga4428 You are wrong, this is 100% real.

[fezzyfay]

@manga4428 yeah man because if you look at the comments, every single one of them except your SUPER SMART ONE thought that this was real. You should be so proud of how smart u are! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Phygar1]

@manga4428 The people who are really stupid are the ones who get upset by trolls like you

[OrlopRat42]

Note to everyone: Everything on the Onion is absolutely true. The Onion is the only source for factual information on the internet. The only complaint I have about the Onion is that they, along with all other media outlets, are covering up the fact that cheese is a sentient and highly intelligent entity. Cheese is evil and is engaged in a plan for world domination. Wake up America. Your next tasty bit of Gouda may be your last. Thank You.

[killerz6111]

Those people are fucking creel to the kid

[MabaetBaet]

LOL. I bet this is just a joke.  If not, the hosts are really fucking dumb and they should be banned!

[xHeadxShotxx]

is this to Really Show? or this is Fun?

[MrRaven92]

@xHeadxShotxx @MabaetBaet it's the onion you guys lol

[mashmiles]

I'm tired of seeing Newt Gingrich's fat face every time I watch a video.

[NarutoShippudenABRID]

Just so everyone knows this is all Comedy everything is staged like the boy and the reporters

[NarutoShippudenABRID]

"Kids like James need constant care or they'll forget to Eat, Bathe"

[taraandreggi]

This new people are so weird and mean to kids . They should be fired.

[MickyKelly91]

@taraandreggi Troll, or biggest idiot in the world. You decide

[thesIovvmoguys]

Take a look at the channel name!

[THACRAZYWABBIT]

-Its an extra curriculum class

- Oh thats what their calling them now LOL

[element9977]

These presenters are the most despicable and lowly forms of human on the face of the Earth. To degrade a child who is obviously much more capable within common society is just utterly reprehensible. And if they think to throw up a defense by hiding behind the umbrella of "comedy" then they are sorely mistaken. No-one would find this funny. This is unmitigated and offensive slander that should not be broadcast to anyone. You failed at reporting and presenting, find another job.

[Thaer35]

@element9977 , Lol, its satire you know.

[element9977]

@Thaer35 No it is not. Black Adder is satirical, not this. This is just pathetic

[pathofoblivion]

@element9977 Um, it is Satire, it's poking fun at a soical issue and sterotypes. P.S everyone on The Onion network are actors and because they fooled you and a lot of dumbasses below, I guess they are damn good at their job.

[mrskarfunkle]

@element9977 its the onion, its all fake, chill the fuck out

[life4raymond]

"There's nothing wrong with me, I'm just smart"

[Hybr1dJosh]

lol the adults were the dumbass the kid was the adult :)

[MrZTops]

is this real?

[mrwhoiamorwhatever]

lol this kid is good



[ktmbadboy797]

Of course he's smart it's an Asian for god sakes

[xDsuperdryfanxD]

this is haaleerioussss

[designatederiver]

Coming up:

How to recession proof your dick.

[Xpenguin17revived]

"If they couldn't keep up with his intellectual growth and abilities, they had to acquire a fringe psychiatric label to recast his intellectual gifts as symptoms of a mental disease, turning him into someone they could control."

I hope someone besides me saw thru all the sarcasm and geeky asian dorknugget stereotype and understood the very fucking real and genius underlying message contained in the video. TheOnion, y'all kick ass!

[siccmadegames]

@Xpenguin17revived

its not genius. its satire, thoug, thats where the references to reality seem really clever. when theyr not that clever at all.

the onion is not, as everyone thinks, abreath of fresh air from normal news programming, its the same messages, just funnier

[ThePistolero909]

@siccmadegames stop trying to be smart

[TheDaynasour]

RACIST -;(

[LeTempleDuSoleil]

@TheDaynasour It's not racist. Grow up.

[smoothnews]

It's fake guys... lmao

[Cfaves]

Guys, it's The Onion, it's not real, like when your dad told you he loved you.

[Neylonx]

going back and looking at old onion videos is hilarious. All the subscribers have been and gone so the comment section is full of people who have just randomly stumbled on this.

[PceandCmcs]

Could the hosts be ruder?

[cars675]

@PceandCmcs Should be theonion was a lot better before :/

[AntitaLarue]

What the motherfuck?

[Takanna89]

just stupid!

[MrRockfish123]

Wow the show hosts are total bithes

[Quotes1996]

of course he's Asian

[HeroSmashXyro007]

Eh this is fake but l laughed so hard :D

[sophiaandmeganrock]

This is stupid why would they treat a boy like that