8 More Ways to Stay Single

[plarfusa]

your "how-not-to" list is getting pretty strong! your ability to write it says very good things for your chances. cheers/good luck

[SSNWalker]

@darthelghastN7

TN

[damonkf92]

@SSNWalker Yep... working for me so far. Being an atheist in the "Bible Belt", I mean.

[fonoflux1]

@damonkf92 HOLY FUCK BALLS it's hard to find a date in the south as an atheist. Me: "Look! I don't eat baby's or sacrifice kittens to the great void!" I would just like to meet a good atheist girl with good atheist morals and values....oh...and hot would be nice too. ;)

[plarfusa]

@fonoflux1 my heart goes out to you. 3 words: move to Seattle... (o_O) If that's not feasible/helpful/sane/applicab­le, hope you get a breakthrough. cheers

[2CSST2]

Love is but an electrochemical impulse in our brain, it has been proven. That "feeling" of love statistically lasts for about 1.5-3 years in relationships and after that it's the end if you haven'nt built anything solid. Despite all that, I don't think that takes away from the romance of it, I still hope to find my dream girl. After all, the fact that your life is totally determined by your genetic baggage and your environment shouldn't keep you from enjoying life either.

[Strangerinasland]

@2CSST2 That has some validity for romantic and/or sexual love but love for everyone is different. Tho everything we feel & do is due to brain impulses.

[szlagjasny]

do not get married , just be a lesbian , and buy a dog and dildo

[SSNWalker]

Number 9, be an atheist and live in the bible belt like me.......

[embracingreality]

If you really want to know why most women in America are single and will grow old and die alone search google or any search engine;

"WHY YOUNG WOMEN ARE AVOIDING MARRIAGE"

TRY IT! What you'll find is that women America are not generally avoiding marriage, MEN ARE!!! And if you read a few articles you'll also know why. Welcome to the new age of feminism, its only 40 years old now.

[67bandit67]

Mickipedia you only need 1 way to stay single and that is to keep your attitude.

[Kindahuge]

I must suck your toes

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

Yeah that sounds good for people who FAIL! If you are "trying" to "successfully" stay single, then just don't do anything, get fat, don't shower, lock yourself in your room, and watch youtube.

[Chansulus]

anti white feminist lesbian atheist Awww  u r such an individual

[danielrrjd]

man, you just verbalised how american and british girls think. I knew it. I can see it on most of their faces!

I wish it wouldn't turn me off!!

[dmitriy40]

yea... hotties talking about being single...

[MrVICIOU5]

idolater, idolatress, idolatric, idolatrical, idolatrous, idolistic, ill-educated, illiterate, infidel, infidelic, irreligious, led astray, lowbrow, minimifidian, misinformed, misinstructed, mistaught, nonbeliever, nonintellectual, nullifidian, pagan, paganish, paganistic, pagano-Christian, pantheistic, polytheist, polytheistic, primitive, profane, rude

[18yearoldaccountfor]

Micki what kind of microphone are you using for these videos? The quality is fantastic; I'd just be curious to know.

[fightTHEpower08]

Overweight? No Social Life? No you can have all that. Simply never call back. Its much more enjoyable for you that way

[goneloopy26]

you will be single for a long time because true "love" comes from God...you know, that person you don't believe in???

[Innovater6]

easy to stay single, just become really overweight, don't care about your hygiene and have no social life

[IamYou86]

Wait....What's wrong with burning man? lol

[TylerMcManus1]

Best way for a guy t'stay single is..When a girl asks you if you've got a girlfriend..Tell'er you've got two of'em galfriends 'cause jus' one wasn't trouble enough..Hey,jus' sayin',I'm not a stupid sexist f*ck*r

[t1ngley]

Who needs 8 ways?  Just be obese and rarely leave the house. It's worked for me my entire life.

[ronzam2002]

can you make your voice laud!

[ClamCrunchy]

Attractive atheist women are usually lesbians.

[pinball1970]

@ClamCrunchy

lesbian????

Dont you dare ruin it for me!

She is smart hot and like British men - ok I added the last bit but one can dream!

[gabriel2099]

the best way to stay single is to hold atheistic views in an overly religious country. that's definitely the best, most effective way of being single. it has worked for me for quite some time now.

[juliadennehy]

Simply put, marriage is an old tradition, which doesn't fit into today's society. Stay single, bratfree... and hap-py! =)

[classicvox]

Want to stay single???? Get some cats if you don't already have them.

[Tuathalful]

I like your vids Micki :D Being single's good and bad. I've basically been single since a girlfriend became pregnant 10 years ago. She wanted a baby and a new identity, I got kicked to the curb. My daughter's the biggest love of my life. But now it's really hard to trust romantic feelings XD It's as though I wear some invisible brand making me great friend material but romantically out of the question.

[rosewater858]

So this girl with the man chin is attractive? No wonder they find that bella chick from the twilight series attractive. :)

[Tuathalful]

@rosewater858 You rude bugga! I guess all your sons will be born chinless thanx to your preference for chinless females? lol

[rosewater858]

@Tuathalful

I know you're trying to be funny, you little bugga! And I'm sure you thought calling my ..er..future sons "girls" was hillarrrious. But -sigh-. I'm just going to call you Bella from now on. G'bye, Bella!!! :)

[MarcusKiner]

Excuse me, but where do you find girls like this? I have yet to meet one. This is from a movie isn't it? Fuck my life, sigh...

[Tuathalful]

@MarcusKiner Yeah. Where are all women?! Australian girls expect you to be rich and perfect and take all the emotional risks while they simply enjoy the ride :P

[teebone37]

lol go to burning man

[RafrR74]

*sigh* so sweet

[jasenzero1]

hooray for being single! its nice to know u work alone. but being cute & having an intelligent vlog seems like the opposite of a good way to stay single. lol.

[onlyjoetee]

WISDOM is Truly the principle thing..for there are NO problems on this earth,but wisdom problems..

[foobermaximus]

I disagree completely i have a 2 point list that is far more full proof than jumping into relationships and going to concerts

1. Spend all free time except for eating in front of the pretty little screen you are currently looking at

2. Gain weight

if you follow these two rules you will eventually achieve loserdom on a level barely imaginable

[killallianceftw]

you should get a life, instead of being a fucking troll

[macthornberg]

I don't believe you are this cute at 3am in the morning.

[auriciangelescu]

A suggestion: can you please improve the sound a little bit?

[Finiras]

i wouldn't mind a hate fuck with you

[fallenangel135]

Those are all pretty bad tips for dating except for the first one, the fourth is iffy

Now a days I find the keys to Relationships are all about timing, chemistry, being comfortable with the other person, good at playing games, and comprising effort.

Don't know if I can take this girls athiests rants seriously now though after watching this..

[MrYoutopia]

look at the title of the video.

[jaraha]

Woah, cool vid. I can actually see the glazed, defeated look in your eyes!

Nah, you'll be fine. This video was put up almost 2 years ago, I'm sure you've banged plenty of guys since then, hehehehehe

[Screatus]

omg u can be with me ...ill treat you like gold and the princess u r...sigh

[nickobot01]

Smart girl....

[jeboshifru]

oh, you're still young. Being single is NOT sad :) (I hope you will make that video some time, and mean it ;)

[syr1811]

That sad look in the last few seconds is a Killer.

I have to say while I do spend way too much time on YT, I really never totally "got" Vlogs. Well, either that or most I've seen are just boring self-absorbed YaYa's who've got nothing to say.

I can't exactly say I feel your pain, Micki, but I like what you're doing.

A new fan.

[UncertainTruth]

i used to feel the exact same way untill i just found some that i could really relate to...and i just kept finding more and more ...really something for everyone on YT

[froman46992]

or be me and skip all steps XD

[blindanniversary]

This makes me extra sad :(

[mattyabsley]

Love the tattoo......

[radioschizo]

"Go to burning man"

Lol, that's a good one.

[evolve749]

I've never been able to hate-fuck. I've tried, but the little soldier just won't salute. One of the many drawbacks of having an overdeveloped concience.

[Lucsiferu]

omg your so hot AND smart

amazing

[CHRISLEX33]

You know, in 2009, single is the way to go in life, & I'm a 33 year old male doing well fro myself in Medical. Meet people, have sex, move on with your life ! SIMPLE ! Why complicate it ! Its 2009, stay single Forever !

[SevereTstormFan]

Okay I don't understand... why on earth would anyone ever want to be single?

[Vultrus]

It's giving warnings to people in relationships, you should have your sarcasm detector checked out.

[Zac6230]

9th reason to stay single and this homely girl is the reason why, why would any man spend a dollar on this chick, ?maybe a broke or desperate guy

[buddieG420]

are you kidding, this girl is beautiful and intelligent

[Zac6230]

LOL you're hilarious, I almost believed you for a second

[RedBearsTelevision]

You gotta be kidding me. She's a hot, intelligent atheist with a sleeve tattoo. I'm in love.

[UncertainTruth]

thumbs up

[redarrowhead2]

@RedBearsTelevision only downside is, she kind of looks asian. Turn off.

[Zac6230]

this girl is nasty, what a fugly!

[FyreDeity]

I'm sure she's not 'temptating' you... =P

[cuff1944]

If you have a dogs face like Micki does you will stay single pretty easily!

Of course you might pick up the odd ugly desperate guy but nobody decent will want you.

[cfalconer]

uncouth bastard

[000X4BOX]

wow you must be really really lonely?

[blindanniversary]

you cheer me up.

[PatriarchAuris]

"I detest any human who gets these sins on their body," I find you to be unintentionally amusing. She's an Atheist, the word "sin" is of no sugnificance to her, also try to be a little more literate, She did not get the "sins" on her body, She applied the "sins" on her body. Sorry I'm not quite sure if you spell it Micky or Micki, anyways you are gorgeous but it's not like it matters how you look, you are extremely intelligent as well and that to me defines beauty.

[WHATAHELLSASNA]

( To: "stringsrichie" )

[nextbestrockstar]

why would i care what you think?

[Eshla92]

Interesting... you have been reading my diary.

[Savagecuntfart]

There's one you forgot: adopt yo face. Bitch! I love you. I'm serious about boning you till you see baby Jesus though. Ima sho dat kristen lov!

[edydon]

As an atheist you might like to know

"Love is a religon with a fallable god" -Oswald Spengler

[stringsrichie]

she sounds like she does phone sex, give me a call babe!!!!

[WHATAHELLSASNA]

word man, word !

[trac4yt]

danth,

After mormons become NEW CREATIONS in Christ, they'll start reading THE infallible Bible.

Joey Smith writings and qur'anic writings are N/A.

[BfndrGnrl]

Alternate title: stuff I wished I'd figured out earlier. Good video.

[trac4yt]

Singles:

The Bible reveals God as seen in Jesus Christ.

You'll learn of ETERNAL values.

These are the HIGHEST.

Singles meeting other singles with these HIGHEST values, are introduced to potential, future husbands/wives.

Learn to be FRIENDS in Christ, FIRST.

Marriages, with Biblical values CENTRIC, are founded on sure foundations.

:-)

[danthemango]

if you looked at the mormon bible, you'll see that making as many children as possible is the point of life.

[SathingtonWaltz]

I personally think thats the reason for alot of our problems. The earth can only sustain but so many people.

[trac4yt]

Singles:

1) Receive Christ and thus you'll be children of the King..Christians.

2) Follow Jesus Christ. Learn your Bible well. As brothers and sisters in Christ, treat each other as such.

3) God has an eternal plan for all. Some may marry, some may not.

4) Only in the marital relationship of a man and a woman, is sexual relations o.k.

"Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." (Heb 13:4)

[xkj5696281]

w00t! I've been single, but avidly dating for about 6 years. Cheer up. I bet you're one of those nice athiest girls I hear exist. I live in Texas, so they are typically rare to find for solipsists like myself. Hooray for dating christian fodder. Horraayy!

[MyLegendarySelf]

This is pathetic, really.

[atmac17]

Can't wait what you look like when you are 85 with that tatoo.

[jfleshdprop]

Fleshprop8 is god because he no longer exists.

[naomiohio]

who wants to stay single?? what about the sex and stuff..fun stuff...I KNOW YOU READING SOMETHING...BUT WHAT IS YOUR OWN WAYS OF BEING SINGLE...

[b4skin]

I can think of MORE than 8 ways I'd like to be single with you.....oh,wait

[dtyy6]

אין דבר כזה אישה מונוגמית.

נשים מסוגלות להתאהב מס' פעמים ביום ו/או לחילופין להיות אדישות לכל זה כמה שנים ברציפות.

[Hawbawbowba]

lol you totally fucked your eyebrows up.

[luikovicas]

You are pretty, really...

What do you think of a Roman Catholic?

[falamble]

OMG IS A HAWT FEMALE ON TEH INTERNETZ!

Do you seriously think in a medium as swamped with lonely, horny guys as the internet ANY woman would want to hear that kind of shit?

"You're a beautiful woman."

sweet line bro. telling attractive women they're attractive ALWAYS gets you action.

[akaiYaMa9]

*claps*

[balseroflaco]

good one

[biggregg5]

While your buddy at work is sad for you because you are an atheist, I am a littel sad for you because you may be doubting the possiblility of truly fulfilling,meaningful monogamous relationships. You are rather beautiful, logical, and very bright. I am an instant fan. You are still very young, so try to be patient. I think if you are patient, with time you will find someone that is deserving of your qualities.

[YourGovtLies]

I love hate fucks!!!

[CerebrateHyatt]

Go to Burning Man, huh? Yeah that'll do it!

[swensu]

poligamy came before monogomy and its natural look at all the devorce in monogomy [its not working dumbells]

[Jeffluvs80s]

I'm a gay male virgin... I do not think being single is helping me any???

[borisbrx]

Hey, something struck me... I do first 5 things exactly the opposite way and I'm single for the last 4 years. That means either only 3 last tips are valid or there's a different ultimate way which I can't really describe :)

Hmm.. I've just read the blog entry.. So that's what I'm doing... Enlightenment!

[spazolio]

Yikes!! Bad advice or personal reflection? Take care.

[adamperedo]

I like your 5 o' clock shadow.

[frydaytomato]

monogamy is great - don't knock it - you will appreciate it in old age ....

[Mountshilol]

What a muke

[zoskiaist]

obsession and love are the same thing? Love is blind and selfless. obtaining or indulging obsession is self gratification (and both are among life's greatest gifts) If you can get them in one person that pretty rare

[ipesina]

number 8 what?

[MajinVegetaDraco]

I find it interesting that just b/c she's "beautiful" that's she smart too...not saying she isn't...I've seen other people who say the same thing is her and are not "beautiful" and they are disagreed with.

[Stiletoseven]

was just thinking something like that...

[mike54721]

if i was her boyfriend, i'd be eating her out from the back while she records

[credman]

Stay classy!

[SN1071]

You. are. fucking. brilliant.

And really cute.

[jimmyk1111]

I don't get it. How does burning man make people stay single? Someone enlighten me.

[xdirtybootsz]

uh...i think i've done at least half of those ;) wish i could've seen this sooner

[Electrolemming]

No, the last one is "go to Burning Man." An annual event.

[shungokustasu]

What was the last comment? Brain man? Is she saying give him head?

[Miamikid08]

do you swallow?

[SerinaJK]

hahaha, I love the sarcasm. Screwed up thing is people have done at least one of these things at least twice.

[antihero496]

wth does this have to do with illdoc???

answer me, woman!

[opensermo]

crazy cat lady, haha, was talking to some people about her earlier tonight. totally feel you.

[Aaroncast86]

nice rules.

Two years ago when I was dating... in retrospect, I was following some of your rules for staying single and I didn't even know it ... or maybe I did but just didn't want to admit it.

[lemialone]

but burning mans fun. iz clearly missing somthing

[thegoodlocust]

I will be that crazy cat man!

---

(sung like Spiderman song)

Catman! Catman!

Does whatever a cat can

Takes a nap, anywhere

Chases mice up the stairs

Look out!

Here comes the Catman!

[thegoodlocust]

Is he a dick

You betcha,

he's got retractable claws.

Can he hang from your jeans?

Take a look there's your blood!

Hey there!

There goes the Catman!

[katlitter]

isnt this what makes a relationship?

lol

[mainevent34]

WTF type shit is this?! There's onli one way to stay single..........STAY SINGLE!! WTF you need instructions for to stay single?

[nddurana]

It's called "irony" you idiot.

[louiswu22]

dear micki, love and obsession are not the same. obsession is short and love is long. being obsessed with someone or something for a long time is bad. being in love with someone for a long time is good. my generation invented hippie bullshit, so know of what i speak.

regards, louiswu22

your athiest posts work. keep it up. am reading dawkins book now. D

[saelaird]

I agree with the obsession/love argument completely.

[ohkittyhey]

yeah she was say how to stay single. obsessing is pretty much like being really clingy

[kismetisme]

she was being ironic..oh... never mind O_O

[Stiletoseven]

the real irony is people do/think all these things AND are STILL IN relationships, so spin that one round...

[Spazzfrom1989]

You got confused man. She already knew that love is not obsession. Remember these are ways to stay single, so if you would like to be single then think love parralel to obsession.

[XxjohnsonxX]

O.k. .... a couple of days ago I was looking for a meditation aid and stumbled on this lady talking about atheism. I was intrigued so I continued then on with the "Master Cleanse" ...so I continued down the rabitt hole. Now this... this could be a woman's guide/ book later to be made into a movie.

This is building up to be a new/another Carrie Bradshaw thing. Keep it up.... I'm tuned in.

[jfleshdprop]

Fuck you, fleshprop8.

How dare you find a woman attractive?!!!

You are a spammer.

DIE!!!

Oh, he's suspended.

Well, I guess he never existed then.

Who were we talking about then?

[MetaMorphy]

Selfishness is good. Read Ayn Rand.

[rhim85]

would you marry me?

[usedforbattle]

haha go to burning man !!! my uncle was goner go there , hmmmm i wonder why?!

[ALogicalConstruct]

I already have my tickets for the 08 burn

[torresmaurer]

nice to watch, thanks for sharing