Who's In Charge, Here?!

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

OMG I was led last night by the same dick..lol..they need to be blamed!!!

[OhCurt]

And they cannot be trusted! LOL

[longhairred]

hehe Still funny!

[ChristopherMast]

I think I might steal this idea in the future.

[OhCurt]

Well now why would you wanna have a convo with my weener? That's ghey.

;-P

[hhartely35]

It makes you wonder .. LOL !

[grady96]

Very funny video... thank for the laugh

[OhCurt]

It was all about utilizing Marc's talents in the best way I could think of.

[pneumaticproceder]

Crazy people are great sex. (sigh)

[OhCurt]

LMMFAO!!!

[deantown]

Heeheehee!

[OhCurt]

Hi, Dean!

:-)

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

OMG!!

We're playing "catch up" again.

This is just too funny! There are SO many comments rolling thru our heads right now. All of which are in poor taste. :-O

[OhCurt]

Mission accomplished, then.

;-D

[MrRandomWritings]

you'll never win on this one - Marc my words!

[OhCurt]

Oh I don't know. Based on your upload from earlier, it looks like at least two people on the planet have won.

W00T!

[MrRandomWritings]

He he!

[captainfury2007]

I just watched a video where you talked to your dick.

I'm going to bed.

(hilarious btw)

[OhCurt]

If you think this is "out there" you should see what I'm doing to Ralfi on HIS channel...

[IAGuy06]

Mine has a German accent.

[OhCurt]

YIKES!

Hopefully it doesn't also have that spiked helmet that went with it back in the 1940s.

[andymooseman]

How the hell did i miss this?

Great stuff & i've always loved Marc's voice. it has a certain quality to it.

Like the tags too :)

[OhCurt]

Hi there.

I figure since watching videos is kind of a failed venture today (thanks, YouTube), I might as well reply to old comments.

Wait... does 2 days count as old?

And did I even answer your comment?

[sees something shiny and runs off]

[DahliaKHey]

ha ha ha.. women don't talk to their body parts. Pretty decent dialogue though - who does your writing? ;)

[OhCurt]

You don't? Well, it figures that would be some wacky man-thing then.

As for the writing, I wrote the basic script and Marc made some alterations to his own lines. This was the easiest and most rewarding two-person collab I've done in ages.

[DogNation13]

Nice job!  Too funny!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Dawndra.

:-D

[PaintedRavensong]

hehehe....love it! Reminded me of something from Queer as Folk!!

[OhCurt]

UH OH! Did I copy something subconsciously??

I followed that show when it was on (used to go to a neighborhood gay bar and watch with friends during its last couple years). Great show. DVDs are way too expensive, tho.

[pinyolvermell]

This is the funniest video ever. You rock!

[OhCurt]

Wow - Thanks!

[stormyjayne]

All kinds of awesomeness! (((HUGS)))

[OhCurt]

And weirdness.

I like to wallow in the weirdness.

Thanks!

:-)

[TheDystopiaInside]

LOL Good one, very well done.

[OhCurt]

Thanks - hopefully it's also relatable on a deeply frightening level.

;o)

[javgirl]

OMG hahahahahahaha

the voice of your penis is perfect

hahaha

slapping the penis around

hahaha

oh, that's some funny stuff

my clitoris also makes bad choices

[phekwig]

LMAO Ace collab, guys!

[Haynes1994]

ROFL!!!  Hysterical!

[FantasticBabblings]

It speaks!

[akfhome27]

LMFAO! After 9 years with the same guy I think my little friend and I arent even on speaking terms anymore! She gave up on me.

As for yours. Only a good tongue lashing will teach yours a lesson.

[ShootAndSpin]

Ugh! I went on a date a few weeks ago with a guy who was texting on his cell for about 75% of the time we were together at dinner. Then he tried to tell me he was really interested in me.

**folds arms and bobs head side to side**

I - don't - think - so!

[buglady58]

LOL, that was very funny ;)

[GuruMN]

Haha, great job you two!

As long as you stay here on YT I'll be happy otherwise I'm going to want a popsicle. I mean a box of popsicles. ...wait, no, fill all the empty space in my freezer with popsicles. :)

[thefrozenghost]

Nice box.

[dl737]

OMG - seriously laughed out loud. Totally unexpected. That was great!!

[missdivinestalls]

If you did not have fun on our date you could nave just said so instead of making this video like a jerk!! ;p

[Dianasme]

Oh gawd you are just to funny !!!

[sukatra]

i have been away from youtube for too long. Everybody's lost their minds.

[TormentedByDemons]

SOOO glad YouTube has a full-screen option. Otherwise I just wouldn't be able to see what's going on here.

[xjasongarciax]

I'm scared of that bulge! :)

[DoggBisket]

So true. Love the green colored wall.

[Sheldonwh]

That was great, Curt! LMAO

[audionautix]

great dialogue. That's awesome.

[FroGhandi]

Lmao. I wonder how many people are going to attempt to communicate with their penis from now on.

[grumpychuck]

That was REALLY funny!!!!

[2MuChDeAn]

that conversation went pretty well, i thought.

[Sandguy99]

Loved it!

[RobNorthampton]

Your little friend certainly made his marc....

[Bikermom69]

LMAO! "stop yanking me" LOL!!!

[Tinkerlove13]

LOL 10**********Stars Curt!

Oh Marc this is pushing fancypants to it's limits LOL

[speedyconkiwi]

zomg there are two german movies that deal with exactly THAT.. haha oh you guys and your penises ^__^

[f3xpgm]

Omg! Who in the hell? Do you really exist! LMAO

[kismet0717]

Ahahahaha...Man's greatest conflict! You two! ahahahahaha.......That was freakin funny!!!!!!!!

[Sugartalker]

LMAO! So bad it's good!

[MGB1000]

ROFL.....thats cute. The wording fit perfectly.....lol, good job guys

[OneoftheImmortals]

Track record?

You can always enter the BME Olympics and stop all this nonsense.

[CountryComesToTown]

ROFLMAO and yes I recognized instantly that it was Marc doing the voice over for Mr. Happy! I have a feeling this is only the beginning. LOL

[ajdpadbury]

A talking penis! I reckon Steve from the XFactor's old boy was probably SCREAMING!!:)

[OhCurt]

Yes, in fact it was nearly a spit take from what I've heard.

[HeyRadialMoon]

Is it me or does Mr P sound a little like Truman Capote?

[Perroquet51]

Well, Mr. P had to say, "Mary," so I figured a deeper voice wouldn't work very well.

[OhCurt]

Captoe would be proud, I think.

;-D

[DanielSayWhat]

I feel quite overwhelmed looking at your crotch for such long periods of time.... *sigh*

[OhCurt]

I'm so "in your face" sometimes.

YIKES!

[ABQdoubleG]

I occasionally talk to the Girls, but I have never gone down under to talk to the beaver. The anatomy talks.. the voice over was great. :) Nice

[OhCurt]

LOL - thanks!

[BradThunder]

Since when has a guy ever had control of his destiny? Although why you would want to call it that, I don't know! ;)

[OhCurt]

Your comment has me wondering if there's meaning behind the name of the musical group Destiny's Child that we never realized before...!

[timecentre]

of course the first youtube video i watch after i come back from my 'net break' involves a talking penis...woot...damn i missed this place...

[OhCurt]

You mean you didn't know we were a bunch of talking "heads" before you took a breather?

;-P

Welcome back!

[OhCurt]

I actually need to lose about 20.

[3CoolKats]

Hehehe, funny stuff there Curt. When I saw your disclaimer at the front the thought struck me that I'd be up all night if I went back and put an innuendo warning on past videos of mine, LOL.

I wonder if anyone has ever came out with a perfume called "Innuendo". The slogans might be amusing.

Innuendo... it smells like two things at once.

Innuendo... if it stinks... just imagine it's something else.

Innuendeux... 2/3rds as pungent as Innuentres.

[OhCurt]

LOL

I'm picturing an all black-n-white 30 second video with your pirate character crawling on the deck while harp music plays as Suzy, Babs and Carly run around him in slo-motion.

[Ranblv]

LOL

"Zip it" priceless.

[OhCurt]

He came up with that line. I tell ya, Marc is one of the best people to collaborate with.

[Blizzeekitty]

Your willy is named Marc? *files that away for further reference* ;)

[Blizzeekitty]

I blame my boobs.

[OhCurt]

WOW!

....who would do THAT voice over, I wonder. LOL

[1DRock37167]

Bravo!!!

Loved the crotch shots, did you use a prosthetic?

[OhCurt]

I will never admit anything.

8-)

[ChristopherMast]

Five stars... disturbing that I've watched a video full of your crotch shots, but it was creative :)

[OhCurt]

For some reason I have this mental image of you leaning back away from the monitor when that first appeared on screen, perhaps even exclaiming, "Dude!"

Teehee.

[BoomerChick55]

Really creative, you rock!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Boomer!

[capergirl1976]

thanks for the giggles. : )

[OhCurt]

Always happy to oblige in that regard, Alesha.

:-)

[ArgentineShamrock]

Having a blah rainy day in our area and feeling bad that summer is almost over until I came to watch your video. You and Marc really made me laugh!!! Too funny.

[OhCurt]

Down with rainy blahs.

Up with laughter!

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed this.

:-)

[EasyBearCA]

From what I've seen of your penis, I expected it to have a deeper voice.

[OhCurt]

No you did not just type that.

*faints*

[TamHickey67]

This was hilarious! I never knew Marc was a private Dick!

[OhCurt]

LOL - he should add that to his resume, I think.

[qiranger]

lol

[OhCurt]

8-)

Ps. got your email reply earlier. Thanks - more on that soon.

[sugarandlance]

omfg, are you serious. that is awful! and so.. um.. mysterious.

[OhCurt]

Are you talking about the phone call in the beginning or the video itself?

Wait - maybe I don't wanna know. YIKES!

[P00P0STER0US]

"Quick thinking" is what I'm best at :oD

I didn't expect you to unfollow everyone on twitter, so after my bad joke about early onset alzheimer's and retardation and your subsequent unfollowing I was afraid you actually took me seriously and got offended. I also considered that it might have been your version of equally dry humor :oD Now I'm embarrassed for even thinking you might have been offended. I'm so egocentric it hurts. But I'm SO relieved that you weren't offended.

[OhCurt]

LOL - no, I wasn't offended. I even LOL'd (for reals). But Twitter just became a chore in more ways than were worth counting. So on to other things that need to have a higher priority. Clearing the follow list completely was pretty much the only way to get myself to commit to ditching it. I won't close the account, though, because then someone else could eventually claim the user name.

And I'm a selfish bastid.

:-D

[GreatGig1]

What?? You stopped following ME and all my exciting tweets?? How could you?? hahahaha!! Happy untweet days...:-)

[OhCurt]

I called it "Unfollow Everyone Monday"

and then toasted the occasion with a posicle.

W00T!

;-)

[GreatGig1]

I was gone for a couple of days...so I missed the memo...hahaha! I think I need a popsicle now...or a posicle...whichever I find first...lol

[OhCurt]

*checks spelling error*

D'OH!!!

[P00P0STER0US]

I agree with the list-clearing objective.

It's also one way to be diplomatic about unfollowing certain people, that is to unfollow and remove everyone, and then start over. I may have to do that at some point.

[P00P0STER0US]

And I agree, Twitter has become a time suck. I'm actually not sure I can keep reading all those tweets, and none of the software I have access to makes it possible to filter things out effectively. And twitter got rid of one of the key features, which was to read only broadcast tweets, ignoring conversations between people I follow. Maybe someday twitter will be useful again. For now it makes me laugh and cry for the wrong reasons.

[OhCurt]

The Interwebz are enough of an emotional rollercoaster as it is. LOL

Yeah, it will probably swing back in a more user-friendly condition, which is another reason I didn't delete the account.

Actually, ya know what the last straw was? Seeing a photo of ChristopherMast w/ his girlfriend and realizing that the happy expression on his face did NOT come as a result of sifting through auto-tweets.

[P00P0STER0US]

Ahh, yes. Like when I was canoeing and building sand castles on Monday. It was nice to be outside, not thinking about the internet, making all that vitamin D. And I realized today that when I go away, I ignore the internet completely for a week or two. I miss nothing except a little interaction on blogtv which for me is the most interesting and relevant of any of my internet activities by far. I miss internet people more than offline people. Didn't know Mast had a girl. Good for him.

[P00P0STER0US]

What was that tweet you did about creating a chore for the reader? Yep, that's what I'm good at.

[P00P0STER0US]

I also comment too much, but I'm a comment whore.

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm sorry. I drank a pot of coffee at 9pm.

I blame the coffee. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

[thefirmsk8]

ahahaha worst date EVER! sorry :)

[OhCurt]

Sadly, it's based on two true stories.

[bummercucumber]

This video is obviously the result of a stroke of genius!

[OhCurt]

Your user name alone is genius. LOL!

[HaleyMary]

lol. That was great. I liked the beginning. It reminds me of what my mother went through with some past relationships. not as bad as drugs, but people who just drive her crazy.

Those jeans of yours are quite talkative. :)

[OhCurt]

Heehee, yes they are. Or at least they were here today.

Gay, straight, bi, whatever, the magic of bad dating experiences is a universal theme.

[gabrielized]

Depends on who's wearing the pants....

[OhCurt]

IF anyone is wearing pants.

D'OH!

[lmdelsanto1]

Curt, were you influenced by John Ritter in any way??? haha. Thats old hat talking to your private parts. Us heteros have been making our private parts talk to each other for years... But you are a good actor. Your facial expressions are priceless...

[OhCurt]

HA! No, Ritter wasn't an influence here. But the Three's Company influence on everything I do is impossible to edit out.

:-)

[SimplyMelissa101]

=O omg lmao!

[OhCurt]

:-)

[AnIrrationalRatio]

That was brilliant!

Why do you let your jeans do your thinking, Curt? It WAS your jeans, right?lmao

[OhCurt]

Sshhhuuurre, yeeaah.

My jeeeeans...

8-)

[Perroquet51]

What a fun collab this was, and easy to pull off. It was also a fun character for me so let me know if you ever want me to whip it out again ;-)

[OhCurt]

Marc, this worked because of your magic.

THANK YOU!

[kenrg]

Too damn funny. I'm so glad I got to see this before some idiot goes and has it pulled (pun not intended).

[OhCurt]

So far nobody's tried to put a condom on this one.

*knock on ...wood...!*

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Lol, a great colab guys, well done. 5* and faved.

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Nick!

[anakin1814]

o_O

[OhCurt]

maps

[Mernie9]

Geez, how brave of you. I might have been tempted to stuff a sock in those jeans first.  :) If I was a guy, that was.

[OhCurt]

Sock? What?

I insist I know not of what you speak!

*cough*

[hallbe]

OMG! That's the funniest and most frightening video I've seen! Marc is gonna get you in big trouble for sure!!!

Damn...I miss the days when You just knew...

Charles in charge!!

[OhCurt]

LOL - no wonder Joanie Loved Chachi!

*rim shot*

[Megamanwolf]

haha that was real cool with the intro curt not bad lol

[GreatGig1]

ROFL!!!! Uh oh!! A "wee" little talking friend...I'm scared now!

Marc has been accused of being an arrogant dick, but I never realized it was meant literally!!

[OhCurt]

He didn't tell me how he channeled his character - and I didn't ask. LOL!

[GreatGig1]

I won't be asking either!! LOL

Bravo to both of you!! *applause* Thanks for the laughs! :-)

[jasonverlaine]

hahaha -- hello little friend!

[OhCurt]

He's waving back.

No need to be startled.

[AskCarrieLee]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!

[OhCurt]

This appears to be a positive response.

:-)

[kokohawk]

Yeah, sorry. My cock has never been to blame for picking up guys. Although it has gotten me MANY offers. The "cute butt" has also gotten me many offers.

[OhCurt]

Why am I picturing Mast as the voice of your butt now?

LULZ

[kidblood1]

I never listen to my cock,its made some bad choices in the past.

[OhCurt]

Do they ever make GOOD choices?

Silly question.

>8-[

[OhCurt]

Ah crud - I just posted a comment then deleted it.

...I think it's trying to take over keyboard duty for me now too!

[VenDexter]

That was awesome! I've been on a few dates like that myself... I hate it when the wrong head does the thinking.

[OhCurt]

And it never apologizes afterwards either.

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

I swear your cock sounds like this guy on youtube paraquat or something like that....

ciao bello

Reynaldo

[OhCurt]

Marc said he might open a spin-off channel called Cumquat after this.

[schmumpkin]

Fve stars just be-frickin'-cuz! :)

[OhCurt]

LOL - Thanks, Dude

[TheRonGordyShow]

Say, uh, if you're not going to got out with that guy, uh, do you think I could have his number??...

Stop that, Get outta... here...

Sorry Curt, that was my third knee..

Every man has three knees, a right knee, a left knee and, uh, well a WeeNie...

You know now that I think about it, it wasn't my, uh, third knee that got me into trouble.. It was the guys there.. You need to move to Florida.. There is a whole nest of nice successful guys here in Orlando.. really lots of em.. ;-)

[OhCurt]

LOL - I love that "third knee" explanation. I think you're right.

So it IS a bad case of Southern California these guys have caught, huh? I KNEW IT!

Florida's really better in this regard, huh?

[MaryJaneSlingBacks]

Oh I just love Marc!

[OhCurt]

Same here. I often wish I had his sharp wit.

[Perroquet51]

And Marc just loves you, too!

[bohogirl1]

very cute curt. here's hoping for better luck soon!

[OhCurt]

LOL!

Thanks

[Pippilly]

I am totally offended! How come I didn't get that part?

; )

[OhCurt]

There was only one other person who almost wound up doing the voice for this, but I actually came up with a different idea for that person (who will remain nameless unless he chooses to out himself).

[Perroquet51]

Cuz Curt doesn't think you're a dick, Pippy.

[Pippilly]

I was waiting for you and you fell right in to my lap lol

You're so easy ; P

Mwah!

[LuckyStrike502]

LOL - If my crotch ever talked to me like that, I would have to spank it. Umm...

[OhCurt]

For some reason I'm now picturing the voice over for yours being a wild monkey.

YIKES!