How To Order A Latte

[kachunski]

awesome. wtf was that dance he did?

[LOVE808s]

Is that my dad? I think so lol

[davdd1032]

I think this would be funnier if I had more context. Which episode is this from?

[kennethnorym]

@davdd1032

Shaq, one of my personal favourites :)

[prefontaine189]

why does he have his arms waving around all the time whenever he talks LOL

[jella11]

@prefontaine189

Dat Jew.. Always pulling the "why you mad tho" pose

Look at any Jew at all

[TheIncandescence]

LOL!

[worldssmallestfan]

If only most coffee patrons were this appreciative.

[prefontaine189]

the absolute perfect way to order a latte

[prefontaine189]

lol larry bring's out the jewish-american accent at the end LMFAO XD

[owenhunt]

@prefontaine189 Naww it's the Brooklyn accent if anything. Probably the strongest version of "cwofeee!" you could hear would be Italian-American.

[theloltime]

I love his little dance. It gives out a VERY HAPPY vibe

[superfightstv]

Vanila bullshit things...LOL

[adlufc1141]

I watch this show so often that im beginning to become Larry! At work people asked me if i wanted to go out for drinks and i said 'meh i don't think so'. i realized after id said it but couldn't take it back. I didn't go out with them and I was so pleased with myself : ) i wish everyone did the same, it would be so refreshing

[nsd1901]

@adlufc1141 I am so Larry, everyone that knows the show that knows me says so...I have become Larry and I don't know how to turn back hahaha!

[adlufc1141]

@nsd1901 My GF hates me for it! when she asks me something like, 'shall we stop off at my parents on the way home'? you can just imagine what response she gets : ) Larry is who we all want to be secretly and once you choose that road there is no way back. Fucking love that guy : )

[TheAtheistAussie]

The weird thing is i think Larry is right msot of the time. 90% of the time he says something i agree with him. The other 10% if i was him i would ignore it. But seriously most people in the show are dickheads and Larry puts them in their place. You're fucking spot on Larry!

[imontape]

whaats a matter? ;D

[BeyondLame]

0 for forever dancing

[johnnyscoots]

Nine people also don't like the "New Larry".

[schpongled]

Larrys wife is a whining pain the arse. She never gets his back, even when he IS right which isn't often I know... She annoys me.

[junkhobokiller]

@schpongled yh unlike jeffs wife susie shes always got jeffs back even though she is annoying to and always thinks larrys wrong

[xtrmsprts]

I think the same way about these ridiculous coffee variants !! Larry's awesome

[TTTmiller]

I always start my day off with a hot cup of vanilla bullshit

[XkriskrossX]

She loves to keep em down. Poor Larry lol

"This is your man's brain on drugs *SMASH* ... Now this is your man's brain on marriage"... xD

[milfluver3]

lol take that starbucks!

[DonVladinho]

hahahahahhahah CLASSIC

[rawkus1167]

oh god larry's dancing at the beginning = classic

[omenroc1]

Cafe Latte, what's that mean, milk? Oh milk and coffee, who would've thought. lol

[BigBlunt75]

im doing this when i go to starbucks next time

[BanThisChannel]

what a jew. and i mean that as a huge compliment.

[shahoney]

@BanThisChannel - lol, right?! i had brunch with one of my jewish friends before... lol, cheapskates :)

[Perrygallo]

he's always dressed like an asshole hobo but he's hilarious

[Cashback13]

MILK AND KAWFEE! WHOWUDDAFORT? LOL!

[MrThe3moons]

Larry David is too cool for school!

[karlwig]

What a drink!

[Perrygallo]

such an asshole

[chensenhan]

I prefer pussy bullshit thing...YUMMMMMMY!

[Skyhighblu]

lol you can go to any coffee place and say vanilla bullshit and they'll get you something close lol, not hard to mess up!

[joebstarsurfer]

My coffee shop people where so rude i feel like Larry David its a fucking coffee shop lol.

[cameojoey]

Coffee and Milk? What a drink! Coffee and milk. You have to come down here and get a doughnut

[siouxsienova]

I usually ask for "a peppermint blah blah"

[Cannibalcorpse55]

"Mwilk and cwofeee! oh mwy gawd what a drink!"

Thats how I hear it haha

[YoungBelushi]

im drinking a vanilla bullshit thing right now

[tarkineWild]

And dont forget the special designer cup... All apart of the warm experience

[TheDMB411987]

I used to order my vanilla lattes as "One tall vanilla latte, please"...Oh how misguided I have been.

[connect2012]

oh fucking ell i miss this show, fuck it i'm gonna watch em all again

[omid145]

MILK AND COFFEE! OH MY GOD, MILK AND COFFEE

[rallandollo]

LMAO literally!! The "Shaq" episode is one of my favourites, and this scene is a laugh riot!! LD's dancing and "Milk and Cofee - who would have thought?" xD

[kgonepostl]

This is now how I order coffee. Thank you.

[TheArthen]

Milk and coffee, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHTT

[KrazieGirl4eva]

Milk and COFFEE omg who would of known MILK AND COFFEE!!

[Scarecrowman27]

THIS IS MY FAV. EPISODE. Because everyone would just love it if everyone left them alone ..... "I'm writing on behalf of Eric ..... I'll write back when I find out his last name" "He draws elabrate circles and shapes" lolol omglmao

[murphster71]

One of the funniest clips of Curb ever:) And there are many to choose from. "Milk and coffee, who woulda thought?" LMAO

[MadyRoseAnderson]

milk and coffee!! who would have thought!! what a drink!!! BAHAHAHAHA

[PT1231]

LOL Too funny LOL

[weloveourspatulas]

8 people don't know how to properly order a latte.

[ChiroQuacker]

larry is right...what bullshit...that stuff sucks...overpriced crap...a real con for stooges..they load that shit up with high octane caffeine ..legal drug ....

fuck cheryl...you think she would ever live like she does if not for larry...trust me most wives..based on their abilities..they would be living in a homeless shelter if not for marrying rich guys like me and larry...

queen cheryl needs her latte...if she hadnt hitched her vagina to the larry david gravy train she'd be workin' at kmart

[notyetaladie]

@ChiroQuacker yea, like he didn't marry her for her looks? They are both using each other...unless they love each other then money/looks are just a bonus.

[ChiroQuacker]

@notyetaladie

first off larry could have married better looking women then her...but how many guys worth 415 million dollars could she have gotten? none beside larry...

i bet she gave larry great blow jobs BEFORE they were married...

men may be scoundrels but women are diabolical.....

ever see harvey weinstein's new british model trophy wife..gorgous..and he is fucking gruesome...so she eats his balls and licks his nutsack and huge fat stomach... women=all whores

[comanchio1976]

@ChiroQuacker " women=all whores"....

I'm curious-what does your mother think of this interesting conclusion you've come to?

[ChiroQuacker]

@comanchio1976

my mom was a devoted wife and mother for 50 years...they dont make women like her anymore..my dad changed careers three times into his 40's..i never ever heard her breaking his balls...she was a real support system

today ....she would have divorced his ass at the first sign of trouble...

i will clarify...

todays young women = all whores and diabolical

[churchlady4Him99]

@ChiroQuacker Why don't you just come on out of the closet and the you would not been so angry at women? I fell bad for you hating women so bad and it's apparent by all your pent up anger that you are frustrated in, shall we say, "a certain way".

[sucramnormark]

@ChiroQuacker Dude, what is the matter with you? Been single for too long? You seem like an awful person, so it wouldnt surprise me. If anybody's diabolical, its you..

[swallowsrh]

'HAVE A COFFEE, HAVE A BAGEL!'

[BeyondLame]

i'm going to walk into a starbucks and say "I'd like a vanilla bullshit thing, y'know, whatever you want, I don't care."

[comanchio1976]

@BeyondLame I did! The guy behind the counter was not amused, and the 2 customers that were in looked at me like I was insane!

My girlfriend at the time laughed though, so maybe it was worth it?!

[PeterBKKBJJ]

hahahah this is hilarious!

[saskiapanter]

lol this is just too funny......Milk and coffee, who wouldve tought ??? lol

[wonderjewl]

Lol! :)

[Gumbo550]

whatsa matta

[andyfitz1212]

Dennis rodman died.

[ChiroQuacker]

@andyfitz1212

good..... one less shoe shufflin' spook...

[adlufc1141new]

one of tha vinila bullshit things

[d4bmcc]

This is great taking the pee out of the BS in this world i am sure Salinger would be proud

[rockchic21]

'hi. can i get some vanilla bullshit'

[youtubasoarus]

LOL! Milk and Coffee mixed together... who would have thought of that?!

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

I've only seen seasons 1 & 2, starting 3 tonight, but this is my favorite scene so far. And probably my favorite episode.

[Strictwest]

one of the vanilla bullshit things!

[L2design]

Look how long his fingers are OMG ahahahahah never noticed that... love larry he's so funnnay

[abeismain]

We've gotta GO THERE!, SIT DOWN, have a DONUT, have a BAGEL!!

haha.

[dasfuller]

milk n coffee who'd have thought!

[Bulldog22031]

"we've gotta go there! Sit down! Have a doughnut. Have a Begal!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Y2KillerSPOOBLY]

' ill take a....I dunno a vanilla....one of those vanilla bullshit things, you know? Like a vanilla latte mocha thing - just whatever you got you know i dont really care' lmao

[JueputaGuebon]

hahaha I fell in love with the show after I saw this episode!!!

I am a Larry David day in day out...

[shidorihunterZ]

"oh my god its milk and cofee !!" looool thats hilarious !

[lochdoun]

what a dwink!

[pizzaslice8302]

lmao vanilla bullshit rotfl

[countcoco]

hahhaa

[aka0]

yes let's all just quote verbatim what's in the clip, but in TEXT! in the comments! and circle jerk eachother with thumbs-ups like we thought of the dialog! hell yeah!!!1111!~!!@!

[pizzaslice8302]

stfu loser

[seanpoq]

milk and coffe hahhaahah

[rimsdothemacarena]

man, i feel like drinking one of those vanilla bullshit things right now

[pizzaslice8302]

lmfao!!!

[chris627]

We've gotta go there, sit down, have a doughnut, have a bagel...

[EliraSTAR1]

lol next time i order a coffee im doing it this way

[universalpopper]

The New York Jew in him comes out like a beast in this clip love this show Larry's a genius. CAWFEE!

[pizzaslice8302]

lmao CAWFEE

[letsgomets07]

sit down have a donut have a bagel hahaha

[championofcathay]

"Gimme one of those vanilla bullshit things..."

And the coffee guy just nods as if saying "yea I know exactly the one you're talking about"

[Mr360Games]

hahaha this guy is so funny i watched the new seasons episodes like everyday

[Apethantos]

MILK AND COFFEE!! Who whould have thought ! Milk and Coffee! OMG WHAT A DRINK! It's milk and coffee, mixed together!

[HellsAngels2001]

well cheryl the show is CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM thats why he is enthusiastic!! LOL

[shune84]

yo gimma a vanilla bullshit thingy

[refused]

MILK AND CAWFEE WHAT A DWINK!!

[Aphasia17]

some vanilla bullshit thing

[brokenhourglass]

Sit down! Have a donut! Have a bagel!

[lochdoun]

What a dwink!

[nicka444]

milk and coffee who woulda thought?

[iznohgud]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahhahaha­hahahahahahaha ..ROTFL !!!

[youngian67]

Always think of this when I am looked at strangely when I dare to ask for a coffee

[Bricinda]

Vanilla bullshit things! Hillarious! xD

[adlufc1141]

'Is this a cafe latte? what is that...milk?' funny shit!!

[hugevagiine]

Larry for President! The president of drinking that coffee!

[Ramsez]

vanilla bullshit latte cuppa thing!

[Ramsez]

it's milk and cawfy!

[Cletusville]

i got one of the vanilla bullshit things on Wednesday, and i though about this clip

[pizzaslice8302]

lmao

[BobbyDuwitz]

Larry needs to curb his enthusiasm.

[JunkyardKid]

"one of the vanilla bullshit things". I feel like this when I go into a coffe store and just want something that tastes like chocolate, but don't know all of the stupid names.

[pizzaslice8302]

lmao tell them you want a chocolate bullshit things

[JunkyardKid]

@pizzaslice8302 good idea; i'll try that!

[ticks4ticks4]

@pizzaslice8302 Change that to: a "MOCHA" bullshit things".

[plisk3n]

Hahaha, one of my favourite moments in TV history. Hilarious.

[xXthetoddXx]

i should start ordering stuff like this

[erm7460]

What season is this from?

[leoRano]

Season two. Episode called "Shaq." Larry trips Shaq at a game and everybody hates him for it. But Larry likes being hated... He becomes a lot more enthusiastic and he finds peace in his life.

[jimmyboy2021]

@leoRano I wouldn't say he likes being hated...He just doesn't have to do stuff he doesn't like because no-one wants to be around him cause of his reputation

[DWarrior666]

@leoRano It's not that he's hated, it's people don't want to be around him so he has all the places to himself.

[benni987]

"who whoulda thought, milk and coffee mixed together" :D

[thedude5000]

Have a donut, have a bagel!

[redsoxfan1]

lol Larry is such an asshole

[pizzaslice8302]

lmao he is but its freakin hilarious

[cerzule]

"Milk and coffee, who would have thought?! Milk and coffee!"

[VerlorenesMetallgeld]

Thats how I want to order coffee some day.

ps: watch in high quality!