Vampires Exposed

[Lydario]

Primitive. -.-*

[mrtotalycoolman]

@IamDaReAISeaN fuck you atheists don't hate religion they just choose not to believe in any particular entity. kinda like christians choosing to believe in god or islams in allah

[Aepotheosis]

God, that bat looks so smug.

[TheTemporaryTemp]

What do all vampires have fangs?

[dessakat]

@TheTemporaryTemp no lol.

[rockkong1]

@dessakat I have fangs and tend to lick my blood O.o

[dessakat]

@rockkong1 that doesn't mean they all do....lol =D trust me i know ;D

[dessakat]

@rockkong1 also drinking your own blood wont give you any energy....lol i would suggest trying to find what you can do....lol anywho, i can steal life-force from plants etc...so yah. lol

[rockkong1]

@dessakat SO I have to suck my friends blood? He always wanted to be a vampire HE WISH TO BE ONE FOR HIS LAST BIRTHDAY! I wanna make his wish come true >=P

[rockkong1]

@dessakat And I am a fledgling

[rockkong1]

@dessakat Oh and cool power

[LulzAreGud]

@MrsChaisson yeah :P

[delkhairio]

no one is immortal. fuck.

[Mrpl778]

Vampires are living people who live off of the living spirtiual energy of another person. They die just like we all do. They take your living force form you by just being near you.  All this other vampire stuff is just nonsense

[1640516405AQ]

Q: Why do bodies move in their coffin?

A: The bodies "Twitch" while they are dead because it is excess blood traveling through the veins, and because the muscles are also dead, they have no control of the body, causing the blood to move, or take control of the body.

[Alieaser]

I found this audiobook on Audible.. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter... lol 

[xXxcollectorxXx]

there not fuckin real give up

[wraith1988]

What do all vampires have fangs?

[matyus111]

@wraith1988 err to bite with!

[methylethyldeth]

@wraith1988 It has a lot to do with body decomposition. Gums recess during decomposition. Hence making the teeth seem longer and fang like.

[TormentedStatue]

souuunds like the reptilians

[LulzAreGud]

cannibals, thats all they are, not dracula like people, kinda like twilight except not gay

[eddybaby58]

Leesin to thee myoozik uff the cheeldren uff the night...

[Kingsley1423]

omg y r u talking about war things/stuff this is about vampires

[7831549]

why are people commenting about war and religion? on a video about the origin of vampires that has nothing to do with either of those two things. wtf

[zherui]

@7831549 my guess: vampires -> underworld -> werewolves vs vampires -> war -> religion

not long before we get to bush. or have we already? haha. i kid. i couldn't be bothered to track back.

[maverick141413]

skatingscotty, while I agree that war (not conflict) is mainly a human thing you would have to be an idiot to think that religion is the only reason for it, it certainly plays a large role in it as a political toll and stuff like that but there is just so much stuff out in the world that pisses people off that religion cant be the only thing people fight about

[funrizwan]

haha 2;05 bad grammar

[AnimatorLinden]

3:07 PENETRATE!

[gthymf]

not very sexy xD

[nirorinify]

Is it just me....or does the person thats talking look like a vampire?

[dreampilot2]

Lmao you have been brainwashed madly, go meditate your full of bullshit seriously. Get a life :)

[dreampilot2]

Your like an idiotic priest I'm talking about which religion is right you idiot.

[skatingscotty]

no religion is right

religion is the reason for all war

[dreampilot2]

Buddhism isn't a religion it's a philosophy, there were no wars caused by Buddhism.

[skatingscotty]

oooo, now this is awkward

haha my baaaad

[dreampilot2]

lol

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

check out the wars in china between buddhists and taoists, don't say things like that before researching.

[dreampilot2]

That's a war between a communist government, which isn't even Buddhist. China is not a Buddhist country if it were it would be more like Japan which is a beautiful country.

[iagobroxado]

Beautifl and Buddhist...and yet were allied to the Nazi...among other things...

Sorry for the interruption, just a little reminder, gone now. :)

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

no bro, good point, nearly forgot that one :)

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

at least China, no matter how bad they were, weren't allied with the Nazis. yes, some Buddhists they are.

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

there was war before religion and always will be war. territory, culture, patriotism, political ideas and economical reasons have all been causes of war, such as the panama war and world war 2. don't state such stupidly narrow-minded and ignorant statements before doing some research. we all understand that you blame your parents and religion for everything wrong in your life but don't need to hear you bitching about it, thanks.

[LateralAlus]

My sincerest apologies we're not all as well versed as you are in the ways of the world. One day I hope I can be as smart as you so that I may reap the euphoria that being an asshole over the internet brings.

Get fucked you pseudo-intellectual bully. What makes you think people want to hear what you have to say? Get a fucking life, or at the very least something else to do than act tough over youtube.

What does an statement like this accomplish? Go jerk off to a picture of yourself or something.

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

oooh, bringing out the derogatory comments? hmm, i don't recall calling you anything. you've just forfeited your argument by doing that.

[LateralAlus]

I referred to you as a "pseudo-intellectual bully" and then told you to "go jerk off to a picture of yourself." As crude as they may be, I'm really only calling you a conceited bully which really isn't that derogatory. I may be too lazy to look down far enough to find it, but I can't seem to locate your post to which I responded to. You know, the one where you were also picking on somebody. I can't be certain but I believe you used the word "retard."

Hypocrite

[skatingscotty]

In regard to your previous reply; 1. We are not wolves, nor are we any other species of territorial animal, and 2. I shouldn't have to explain this, to you, but... Animals are not civilized enough to create religion... Therefore, obviously, no aggressive behaviour between animals could possibly be caused by religion... Also, if man's only reason to wage war was that there was simply "nothing else higher on the food chain", EVERY man would be fighting EVERY other man.. humankind would perish..

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

of course we are territorial you idiot, if not we wouldn't have countries or cultures. well a world on the verge of nuclear war is inclined to support my argument, humans tearing eachother apart every day all over the world. people cause war over religion, religion does not cause war over itself. people create war over anything, why else are we both arguing on youtube, on a video totally unrelated to religion? in a way, every man is fighting every man, for power, land, money, oil and survival.

[LateralAlus]

You'll notice that the countries that are on the verge of nuclear war have very different and clashing religious ideals. Iran and Israel, Iran and America, Afghanistan and America. Yes, Oil is a MAJOR factor in these wars but we're fighting a war of ideals. You'll notice that two mostly muslim countries aren't fighting and two christian based countries are fighting.

Jews, Muslims and Catholics are three religions the world would be A LOT better without.

[ArsenalFC1981]

and we are fighting for women and procreation.

[skatingscotty]

Well, seeing that religion is a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, and considering that the universe existed long before any human, also understanding that humans are the cause of all wars, it is obvious to any person of a reasonable IQ to realise that there was not war before religion... which is exactly why i dont expect you to understand.

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

hmm, wolf packs and other groups of territorial animals do not have any religion, yet if they step onto another groups' territory a conflict will ensue. the only reason we fight eachother is because there's nothing else higher on the food chain. as a stupidly blind and ignorant person i don't expect you to understand this, but i do expect you to come up with some kind of pathetic justification of your rash statements, so fire ahead mate.

[LateralAlus]

The crusades killed an estimated amount of 9 000 000 people. That is nine million people dead because of Religion. Also, lets talk about the war between Israel and Palestine. The Gaza strip? The West Bank? War?

Do some research and you'll see that nearly all the hatred in the world, ESPECIALLY in the middle east can be traced back to religion and it's detrimental effects on society.

The Westburough (sp?) Baptist church is a prime example of the hate religion can breed. Go find it.

[DesignerMind]

I think I'm in love.

[LateralAlus]

With the old lady talking about vampires, or my comment?

(say comment say comment say comment say comment say comment)

No pressure.

:)

[DesignerMind]

Your comment, in actuality.

I have the same outlook in regards to religion being a major contributor to war and just bad events in general.

Also, your name is Lateralus,

and if it's inspired by the song by Tool

my love will only further be confirmed.

xD

[LateralAlus]

It is VERY inspired by the song by Tool. I've seen them twice and they are defiantly one of my favorites.

Also, I completely stalked your profile and noticed you're from Nova Scotia. Canadian Pride FTW.

And yeah, I usually come under fire for that specific ideal. But it's nice to know you agree :)

[DesignerMind]

Tool and A Perfect Circle are 2 of my most favorite bands.

Maynard Keenan is a musical genius.

<3

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

the purging of religious groups at the hands of communism in the soviet union (run by atheists) is nearly 150 million. that's 150 million people dead because of the hatred against religion, and that was in only in a time period of approx 80 years. oh, and between israel and palestine? that's political, israelis took the land from the palestinians after world war 2, originally Jews were welcome to practice their religion in Palestine with quite alot of freedom.

[LateralAlus]

All of this boils down to Israelis and Muslims. You would have to be stupid to completely disregard the religious significance behind Gaza and it's people. This war has been going on since 1000 BC. KingDavid and the Israelites invaded Gaza and took it from the Philistines. Now Hamas which is a very is a very muslim extremist organization battles with Israel and it's people through guerilla warfare and you want to tell me it's political? You're blind to see that this doesn't boil down to religion

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

wrong, it boils down to Israelis and Arabs. it's a territorial war, a war of occupation, not of religion, some of those on both sides may bring religion into it but it's not representative of the motives behind the war.

[LateralAlus]

"some of those on both sides may bring religion into it."

Of course the war itself is territorial, they're fighting over territory. However, this is territory that was taken during biblical times over religious matters and now several thousand years later, a religious extremist group has been put in charge of the strip and is bombing Israel. Once again, you can't keep taking things at face value. Until you see the deeper meaning behind such things, you'll never truly understand them.

[LateralAlus]

Also, this conflict is only a smaller example of the original point. We've come quite off topic in that respect. To deny that religion is not a major contributor to the war, hate and bigotry in the world would be a complete and total lie.

[skatingscotty]

hahaha sorry but i reeaaally can not be bothered replyin to all your hate-mail

you are obviously extremely one-sided, and will not accept reasonable statements

consider it a win, if that's how you see it

have a good one

[dreampilot2]

What the shit are you talking about put it in a complete sentence you sound so stupid. So tired of talking with you all you do is reject reject and reject lol, pussy. Ask any professor from a high college they will give you an answer maybe you will listen to them. Talk to me when you studied your religion and science I only talk to educated people you have been brain washed, I feel pitty for you.

[dreampilot2]

No one has all the answers but for the answered questions already there why not believe and study for your self? Did you know that people are finding the truth about god more than 60 million Americans have already switched to Buddhism and almost all of these people are educated high class people with PHD's and Masters.

[dreampilot2]

I don't want to watch anything about Hawking's ignorant claims. He is nobody, a person would agree with Einstein more than Hawking's and you know that. Your running off topic I know the Universe is expanding. All the stuff your talking about is just all blinded by no evidence it's quite stupid to study the Universe because it's so big we will never know what's out there. Concentrate on reality not what seems like an exciting folk-tale.

[dreampilot2]

And if you knew who Albert Einstein was you would agree with me.

[dreampilot2]

I'v taken a few Physics classes but your not talking about god your basing objects of Buddhism?

[dreampilot2]

No he doesn't he takes no science into his claims. I am a man that have studied 4 religions Buddhism, Christianity, Catholicism, and Muslimanity. I fully understand every concept of each religion Buddhism is the most peaceful and scientific religion, Christianity and Catholicism is all blind faith nothing in the bible has evidence. Muslim is so far the worst religion and the most rude unhealthy people that preach it. Are you a Christian or what? Let me ask you this did god let you eat meat?

[dreampilot2]

Ya know Hawkins isn't so great he claims many things that aren't true but makes them seem true.

[dreampilot2]

I disagree with that you shouldn't add your knowledge into other things that have been proven, especially religion. But it's good and normal to have personal thoughts on things.

[dreampilot2]

It proves everything actually. What do you think of Einstein speaking high of Buddhism and dishing all other religions?

[dreampilot2]

I think your right about what your saying, but what has this got to do with Christianity or God? Skinner is full of opinions take it from Einstein!!

[dreampilot2]

Did I get you stuck?

[dreampilot2]

Buddhism is to Enlighten your mind. Fact you can search this anywhere - Buddha's bones were preserved till this day, wheres Jesus bones?

[dreampilot2]

Wheres the proof that your so called "god" existed? Stephen Hawkins wouldn't know as much as Albert Einstein take a look at this sentence from his biography. "Albert Einstein was born a Jew and raised a Jew he studied every religion out there. He switched from Jewish to Athiest and then to Buddhist. What do you think of Buddhism?

[dreampilot2]

Buddhism isn't a religion it's a philosophy - Albert Einstein.

This is one of AlberT Einstein's quotes - "If I can choose any religion in the universe I would pick Buddhism" Also id you think I'm lying search it on google. Second most universities have courses on Buddhism, UCLA, USC, Princeton, Stanford, and so forth. Study before saying stupid stuff you really don't sound smart at all.

[dreampilot2]

What are you talking about, first off there is no hard evidence that god existed, second god wouldn't stand in front of me because it isn't real let me try to explain something to you read carefully. Christianity was invented a while back to make complicated things in life simple like science is very hard to understand and study, back then people's brains weren't as developed so to make things simple they made up this super natural being called God and said he created everything. I'm not a hater

[dreampilot2]

Jesus is fake it's not real, Christianity is Blind Faith - Albert Einstein - "If I can pick any religion in the world I would pick Buddhism"

[lilbitparanoid]

what? no ads? :(

[JessyDevilVendetta]

yeah my mom's like that :P. Its ironic that satanism hardly have anything to with satan and satanism is just a word given to us by Christians:P

[Deadhead4life106]

dude satanism has everything to do with satan.

[JessyDevilVendetta]

No its just a name belive me it dosent even come from us it came from the christain church claming that evryone that's doing some kind of witchcraft are *Satanists* but its wrong look it up. Trust me

[JessyDevilVendetta]

thank you man finaly

[smotpoker007]

hahaha who cares...and its spelt "nonsense" and "a lot" is two words not one...so if you're going to correct another persons spelling mistakes, make sure you don't have any...idiot..

[wtmn]

If you can't see the difference between the satanism and the lovers of satan, it's your problem. However this video was great (and the bat was really cute :)

[blast600]

fuck google

[vrambo]

Google ads are annoying as hell -_-

[fredsteriskewll]

haah is it just me or did they make a mistake in the video. it says "what do all vampires have fangs"... when it should be "WHY do all vampires have fangs."

[demonslayer55555585]

Why do you care? Seriously!!

[cheddarmann]

heh i wonder why youtube coments are so fun

[boomkablamo]

because you touch yourself at night

[cheddarmann]

heh why so negative, you do know how pointless insults are

[boomkablamo]

a fact can be neither negative nor positive. It all depends upon opinion.

heh

[cheddarmann]

hmm funny

[DarkDant3]

this vid sux ballz !

this old scank is a fcking vampire !

[Latara303]

it's ridiculous how many people actually make a big deal over a stupid movie... Twilight. Just a Movie...

Get over it... you don't like it some people do. For fuck sakes.. Soooo tired of people bagging movies. I don't want to fucking  read comment on Youtube on a video that has nothing to do with twilight.

[iceb131]

I am absolutaly loving all these comments that are baggin on twilight!! :D

[laurentiu9123]

nice :D

[frostythesn0wman]

Twilight sorta fucked up the vampire stuff for me.

[TampaRed]

Twilight is nothing but poorly conceived bubble gum for fluffy teenage girls.

[curseofa5r5a]

agree

[ShamW0W]

"What do all vampires have fangs?"

Is it pleasurable to get bitten by a snake? I think I missed something...

[JediJadeMara]

awesome^^

[Flywire7]

I'm sorry but its a known fact. Twillight has nothing to do with vampires. Only faggets.

[VerdammtX]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[TampaRed]

That made me laugh out loud.

[Coolio1991Re]

The lady talking looks like a Vampire if you ask me.

[Eagle0videos]

i pefer harry potter to twilight,although i have never readed twilight all i know is that its about vampires...

[crazybellanz]

Don't bother- it sucks (and I'm a teenage girl, so that's saying something. :D )

[ipodkiller6]

twilight is for 10 year old girls and 20 year old queens. don't fuck with true blood though. nothing beats blood and sex

[Artacus]

twilight sucks

[zonesid]

"what do all vampires have fangs"???

or why do??

[OuterSpaceRave]

twilight raped the image of vampires...... she gave girls hope to beautiful creatures nd she made them perfect for love story you dont know how many girls think theyre dark and know everything about vampires just bcuz they read 1 book tht was a love story if youre a girl like that u need to be punched in the face

[shadowheart43]

FUCK TWILIGHT

[crazybellanz]

bravo!!!

[psichomiko]

I hate what people have done with the image of vampires,they really whored it out with twilight and now everyone's got fangs from hot topic and they're saying that they are vampires too so they can be "sexy" like the sparkling fags from twilight

[dabatjelly]

I LOVE Katherine Ramsland... she is a great author... both of her first books, Vampires in America & Ghost, are amazing books... she brings an excellent non biased skeptic point of view to her books...

[kikiitani]

fuck those comercials

[Shaunt1]

I heard blood was believed to be the source of life and by drinking it the vampires could live for ever.

Like stem cells.

[stevenaudet]

Vampire used to be great. Mostly an allegory about attraction, sex and pleasure. It was also about soulless, hypocritical, egoist men taking advantage of virtuous girls. Come on, I'm a man I know this stuff! Nowadays it's about a bunch of whiny emo teenage-like glowing gay vegi-morons saying the stupidest so-called romantic bull!

Long live Craig Ferguson I say! For he knows! :D

[crayon151]

Twilight? lol I heard the movie sucked lol

[stevenaudet]

I never saw the movie. But hell I sure I'm not wrong! I'm sure that it contains that "we can't be together" endless cycle till the whole thing will be over! I'll bet a freaking grand!

[crayon151]

lol, They molested the vampire image, and not in the good way either

[mTANGproductions]

Ghost - Believable . Vampires - Not real. Anyone can dress up like a vampire or drink blood. No one can make themselves transparent, invisible, and move things without touching it.

[rob234111]

lol typo:

"What do all vampires have fangs?"

should be why :P

[Demolitiondude]

Get the History Channel special Vampire Secrets. They have a psychic vampire.

[kshackleton]

Mosquitos are vampires too.

[mTANGproductions]

GOD DAMN THEYRE EVERYWHERE!!

[katchison]

Vampires are awesome. I prefer the idea that they just can't go into sunlight. I also don't like the idea of vampires being super fast/agile. Just doesn't seem realistic that a deceased person would be fast. A lot of fictions give some sort of strength in blood, but I don't think it should give them superhuman attributes, just odd abilities. Vampires are damn sexy though, damn sexy.

[markmata44]

I'm superman (sarcasim) when will guys learn that there is no such thing as vampires, only vampire bats.

[serenekitchen]

"What do all vampires have fangs?" - 2.03 doesnt make sense, shouldn't it be why do all vampires have fangs?

[demonjcca]

You know, this place will become more and more funny when Twilight-ers find it.

They'll all go

"Oh, and Vampires are shiny!

I know about it, because I saw it in a film, and read a book!!"

[mlkeysfullofshit]

LMFAO

[lisbethsr]

But.....Vampire ARE shiny!

[demonjcca]

sure they are!

I don't understand why people say it's silly!

Besides, everybody knows vampires have feelings, that's why they fall in love with ugly girls with beautiful souls!

[/sarcasm]

[chrisisawfullyfresh]

Bram Stoker would like to have a word with you.

im all with real business.

but this is still interesting, just the mentality and origins and stuff about it, isnt it the same thing as the eygyptians and the plagues and the bible?

its a story.

but its a damn good one.

[SarahCC97]

Elizabeth Bathory...okay, Scariest vampire ever. Terrible, but great. Vampires are quite interesting though...

[jaqx2]

who?

[SarahCC97]

Elizabeth Bathory was a vampire in the 15 and 1600's that killed young women virgins and bathed in their blood...

[rstrny]

She wasn't a vampire. She was a psychopathic human.

[tngirl55]

if she was really a vampire she would have drank it. i think she was just insane.

[SarahCC97]

I know right lol... Well remember, she struck one of her servants across the face and had a desire for their blood... she drank it but is more known for bathing in it

[DemonicGemini]

if Vampires are real i want to be one

[SarahCC97]

My friend is related to a very dangerous vampiress named Elizabeth Bathory

[bluespartan21]

so Vampires are real, this teaches me alot.

[WeskJago]

ooooo aaaaaa

[iLOCOE]

"Vampire" means "demon."

"Vampires" can be Christians.

"Vampires" don't 'need' blood.

"Vampires" can eat garlic / onions / etc.

"Vampires" have the authority to decide what they are and what they aren't.

[SymbioteProductions]

My Theory

Vampires are Santanistic creatures

They need Blood

They can eat Garlic thow it is a Powerfull Podent too them

They must blindly Obey their leader.

[iLOCOE]

They have no "leader."

They're not Shamanistic... well, they can be, if they want.

They don't NEED blood.

Garlic is pointless.

[SymbioteProductions]

I said Stantistic as in There Hellish creatures and They do need blood and Garlic is just a podent and its my openion

[iLOCOE]

God... you're an idiot.

1. Learn to spell.

2. Stop making humans look stupider than we already are.

3. If you're going to state your theories ( not opinions! ), think it out first.

[BSZanatsu]

If you are going to bitch about spelling get your grammer right. It is not "stubider" it is more stupid. :P

[SymbioteProductions]

Ha mate ever heard of Typos? Ha Cockjockey and Theories are in a way Opionions, Looser.

[JessyDevilVendetta]

Well ther isent enything EVER that ties vampires to enything satanic

[SymbioteProductions]

There is, They drink blood. Stantists drink blood in their ceremonies...

[JessyDevilVendetta]

No devil worshipers and no Devil worshipers dont do that coz they see themselfs ass filthy and unworthy and vampires drink it to survive, do you have enyclue to what your actully saying

[SymbioteProductions]

Read the other comments i was in the middle of an argument and i guy was asking me why would vampires drinking blood be linked too santanism and i said what i said, So shut it and open your eyes next time, Idoit.

[JessyDevilVendetta]

well your wrong dude

[SymbioteProductions]

My point was that stantists drink blood as well as vampires but they do it for differant purposes Vampires too survive and Stantists too Please Satan

[JessyDevilVendetta]

not corecting you on the vampires just the satanism thing your mixing up satanists and devil worshipers

[SymbioteProductions]

Theres no differance, Google it

[JessyDevilVendetta]

Satanists see satan a sa symbol of streght and dosent see him as good or evil nor as a god i know this cuz i am one myself

Devil worshipers worship the entety evil itself

they hardly have enything to do with one another

[SymbioteProductions]

No Stantists are Devil Worshipers and its spelled "Anything" and in your paragragh of nonsence they do have alot too do with each other because their the same thing!

[JessyDevilVendetta]

okay im done arguing with someone who's to afraid to admit that ther wrong, i hope you go talk to someone that is a satanist and call him a devil worshiper coz his probebly gonna kick your ass

[SymbioteProductions]

Jessy, Google it i can promise anything that it will say STANTISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPERS your in the wrong.

[JessyDevilVendetta]

okay dude lets be calm about this okay, i dont know what you have been reading on google but i think i know my own religion and yes at one point in time satanists and devil worshipers where the same thing but not enymore and havent been for ages, if you look up satanism anywhere it will say that satanism and devil worshiping have slim to no conections trust me okay i have been a satanist for about 4 years i know what im talking about

[SymbioteProductions]

Fine name the differnace Stantist Ritual and Devil Worshipper ritual

[JessyDevilVendetta]

do you even know how meny that is

[SymbioteProductions]

Name the Heretic Ritual's Differance

[DoctorE0]

Myth just like gods.

[CoolFDEntertainment]

lol vampires miyth Apauthis the eygiption god is not so mythy

[yetwistedbastards]

That's some fluent Egyptian you got there, little Dracula.

[CoolFDEntertainment]

lol :D

[Lukie99]

Transylvania ... ? XD

[Vleesball]

rofl vampire crap on discovery channel :s

atleast show where the story comes from ..

vladimir..

spiked black slaves

baths in their blood..

[yetwistedbastards]

There weren't any blacks in those parts, dingus.

[EmoDexLab]

Damn wtf calm down bitches below me x(

SHUT the FUCK UP!!!

3njoy the vid =]