I Walked on the Sidewalk

[grendelee]

You just Liberoll'd!

[TheLaughingMagicain]

I lol'd.

Then I realized he was being serious.

Then I lol'd harder.

[Ganoraplast]

Roflcopter

[CleaningCaptain]

This is quite obviously a parody. If the last line of the poem doesn't prove it, I don't know what will. Essentially, it's making fun of the inane bullshit that libertarians whine about all the time.

[JohnRiemannSoong]

hahahha, I know this is a parody of Rand even though I've never read more than a few pages of her

the delivery could be better

[Kirix]

I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

[PatrikMacGoohan]

This is that guy that crashed his plane into the IRS.

[partylikeits1066]

jesus, wtf

that was hilarious

[Glopdemon]

welp,

[slaapkamers]

never gets old

[Ratama]

incredible

[kharnifex]

it's evil steve sutton

[AugerPSU]

I'm pretty sure this was John Galt's radio address in the rough draft of "Atlas Shrugged."

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@AugerPSU No, it's not 60 pages long.

[Shinkotaty]

If this is in fact not ironic, the fact its on THE INTERNET, which was created by DA GUBMINT is hilarious in of itself.

also lolbertarian is the best word created

[LazerLuger]

Objectivists can be pretty funny sometimes.

[CleaningCaptain]

@LazerLuger Never intentionally, though; Unless of course they're a parody of objectivists, like the one in this video.

[particle409]

Is this serious, or a parody? Of course the sidewalk is publicly funded. Otherwise people would not pay to have any installed, or they'd set up private tollbooths, and other nuttiness.

[demonoaic]

what the fuck did i just watch

[SANDEDFACELESS69]

what a tool.

looooooooooooool

[Jazu64]

hahahaha that's great

[wildtalon]

Best video on Youtube.

[Planetary0]

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

[MaracaKabob]

What?

[nightpotato]

This is halario and amazing.

[NinjaJedi]

This is why I look down on Agorists, Anarcho-Capitalists, and Paleo-libertarians.

[macr0machine]

BWaAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[internetmale]

this video would guarantee jiminybot's place in heaven

pause

*dons shades*

If there were one

YEAAAHHHHHH

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

Jesus christ this is hilarious.

Folks, this is the Ron Paul movement.

gaze upon their works, ye mighty, and die laughing.

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

This is fucking hilarious, there's no way anybody can be this mad about a public park

[TeaEarlGreyHot]

more like lolbertarianism am i rite?

[jigglesnap]

Libertarians are hilarrrrrious.

[LightcycleChampion]

what

[CosmicAverage]

Good poem.

[Howitzer89]

Awesome parody. Hilarious.

[ThomasCBrannan]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[harveystewart]

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHA WTF?

[TheChairmaker]

Lolbertarians strike again!

[Setzer2500]

What would you prefer, a private sidewalk you have to pay tolls for? A park that's only open for paying customers? Whenever there's something people want, they'll try and establish control over it. You think Washington DC invented that?

If you want to be free so badly, no one wants Antarctica.

[Track14]

i watch this vid at least once a day

[miyadv]

THIS IS SO AWESOME

[Einchy1]

This man speaks the pretentious truth.

[AThirdRule]

comedy gold

[BrentonSucks]

little old to be a libertarian arent ya?

[MattyMattThing]

i cliked it.

i enjoyed it.

bye.

[dans1120]

lmao

[OctopusDropkick]

haha nice satire

[DogsAreCoolRight]

what i like the most about this - ironic or not - is that he gets to the end and throws in "oh yeah, atheism too."

[BrentonSucks]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[DogsAreCoolRight]

is this the guy that voted for ron paul

[JuiceboxBeyotch]

...IF THERE WERE ONE

[internetmale]

18 months on - still the funniest video on the internet. you'd be heaven-bound....

pause

*dons sunglasses*

if there were one

YEAAHHHH!!

[TehPenar]

you are a genius; i would suck your dick

[Grox]

the last line is the best

[CommodoreKulor]

I can't stop watching this lolololol

"But it grew from a CITY PARK..."

Followed by the ever-ominous sound of...children laughing and birds chirping. Heavens no!

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

this video is an argument against free market principles, right?

[rossabo]

GOTTA DAMN EM ALL!

[ObviousSockPuppet23]

Lordy, for a Free and Enlightened Man he's awfully butthurt.

If we got rid of the Government Sunday, we'd have another, probably comply bully-cratic, by Friday.

[LaFinDuMondale]

ahahahaa

[Patic]

rofl

[warofthebees]

Is this a joke? Like, is it supposed to be ironic?

In closing, libertarianism is just anarchy with more corporations.

[Harmedd]

hehe, yeah, i hope it's satire.

[vivalabag]

Exactly what we need, anarchy (self-government in its most extreme form).

In a system of natural order, corporations could form if they could organize the means of production in an efficient manner to make products that people want to buy.

Without government, they would have to profit or fail on their own merits instead of resorting to federal edicts/bailouts to enrich themselves at the expense of the people.

[100kcandy]

What the fuck was that.

[jackcraven]

this kicks ass so hard. I'd damn you AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOL­OL

[Crateciferes]

hahaha wtf is tis shit?

[loonmaniac]

Altruism is overrated: kill the poor.

[KarimMezghani]

lol

[SgtToadstool]

Oh sweet Jesus...I nearly cried laughing.

[vdoode]

teh ownage...

[Homepie]

I was using Youtube Doubler to listen to this combined with watch?v=tHq9OjjyfPU and it actually synced up for a few seconds

[danielelbow]

hell yeah mate

[kosemekars]

hahahaas\aaawaaha

[SchoolhouseTechno]

This sounds awesome in the youtubedoubler backed with R&B

[RealGeebs]

this video makes me want to smash a bro

[dontbetreading]

This is silly lol

[Raglios]

this is one of the funniest goddamn things i have ever seen in my life

[BobZombie33]

I don't get it. Is this referring to something specific?

[vonTwirlenkiller]

best vid on youtube

[marijumanji]

Who the hell is this guy and where can I get more of him?

[joewhittles]

cool ideology bro

[RGMorgan]

best thing i've ever seen

[DeguelloNWR]

I watched something on the internet, but it was invented by the government. No free market incentive brought me this video, but transmission on public lines.

One day we'll be a movement, powerful enough to get elected! If only those other libertarians would learn to stop infighting.

I didn't thank God for making libertarians socially sterile, but I should have. Because there might be one, and He hates libertarians.

Libertarians can't breed. Google Ron Paul, then Google Cream Cheese.

[Laramas]

hahahahahaha

[montgomery7]

I... I... I don't know what to... I just...

[bloodyfivehovel]

"I hate Ayn Rand" -Francis, Gay Biker

[gumchewer11]

i can't deal with this

[CCP2]

i saw something like this on south park and i agree 100%

[GodWantsBlood]

Great.

[jesusftw]

dennis hopper appears to have gone MAD

[NotTehSuck]

Hilarious.

[WillisRude]

I'd empty quote this if there was a way to

[jazzazazaza]

&#160,

[ericshef]

truely awesome

[pyrogamer]

This is the best satire of libertarianism evar. Thanks.

[JamesTraficant]

truly perfect

[samisyosam]

Surprise ending!

[Down10]

You forgot to add "Me, me, me! Mine, mine, mine! Ya can't have it! Ya can't have it!"

[tasteface]

My poop smells funny

[LAVATORR]

Central Park is an excellent place to make your point about the tyranny of public property. Your next video should be a rap on the gold standard filmed inside a public library.

[SaintofKillers1]

i'm not gay, but i would totally marry boyd. he's so dreamy.

[randombutler]

This video is high comedy...and I mean that.

[songislands]

damn, so deep. so deep. fiat~

[ElCagafuego]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-at

[JohnRater]

This is so brilliant

[XordLenu]

Oh Shit, Fiat!

[napalmtube]

That was incredible. Thank you

[randombutler]

This shit is brilliant! Thank you.

[ediblepet]

now make a parody of statists

[quinine121]

ahhaah is this satire

[Megasroxlol]

smash the nanny state

i hate you nanny i hope you die!!

[CharlesBeefy]

I kind of expected a "The End..?" after that last line.

[Spook13]

Nice, but sorry it's melodramatic. Complaining about oppression in a first world country is a joke what oppression? Go to Zimbabwe, or many other African countries, or most places in the middle east. As I said nice job but melodramatic. quit complaining and enjoy your freedom! Others would If they had the luxury!

[supertrev]

We don't have to go to Zimbabwe. It just came to us.

[XordLenu]

No.

[MRing1107]

Huh. So, because we're better off than some, we can't endeavor to be even better?

Hop off your tall horse, it's a work of humor anyway.

[radname]

nice job dr.seuss

[vktrsx]

LOLOL, libertarianism in a nutshell.

Douche.

[Spazzer]

lolbertarians =D

[haygoodfly]

interesting

[g00dsir555]

who the fook is voting less than 5

[davidshq]

I enjoyed the poetry. :)

[milkSoft]

wat

[barty417]

hey fuck you. my mom has a fiat

[saperej]

Good cars.

[thegreatlordkaiser]

LULZ! i love it! this guy rocks!

[psyrate]

Wait, what

[antpocas]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[p3on]

this is the best thing on the internet

[fakeplasticjack]

FUCKING LIBERTARIANS

[g00dsir555]

"would you kindly" not poast in here if you dont agree with these views. thanks. and have a purestrain day

[fakeplasticjack]

holy shit

[AfTrolle]

pretty awesome flippin the bird there mang

[vdoode]

this sounds like a dr. seuss publication

[DrAdlaiAtkins]

plz put a little spoiler alert in the "about video" I had the ending ruined for me :( kthxbai

[supdawg9999999]

this vid has motivated me to put together an ensemble to wear to school

tucked in black polo shirt with khaki cargo shorts.

front of shirt says: I'd damn you all to Hell

back: if there were one!

fannypack: DEAL WITH IT.

[ohhhlethal]

I like the part about the Ocean

[VoteNixon2008]

You need to get a prescription for lithium or seroquel and then go outside.

[g00dsir555]

he was outside in the vid... open yuor eyes and wathc the invisible hand of the frre market, shitloard

[Zeglr]

congratulations, for thinking people with the different beliefs than what you have are psychotic.

[mobombboo]

there are no words

[Slipthequeensome]

more like this

now

[stubblyhead]

offmeds.mpg

[tomasavery]

deal with it

[spatmilk]

"I'd damn u all to Hell... if there were one."

nice 1 dude atheist world order 4 lyfe *cross chops crotch*

[chiquitabanana420]

holy loly

[psionicman]

you get points for effort and style but i'm still not sure why you're so scared of people. go out make some friends, most people are more than willing to open up and chat if you can break through their initial conditioned responses.

no man is an island unto himself because if you pull back the ocean you see there aren't really any islands at all, just different places where the earth has poked its head up to see what new things were around :)

[fffffffffffffffffffy]

if this is a parody you're a genius. if you're serious then hahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahah­ahahhahaha

[deltamatt001]

"if this is a parody you're a genius. if you're serious then hahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahah ahahhahaha"

I totally agree with that sentiment.

[Kirinjii]

hahahahahahahahahah

[whalleybanger]

What a rugged individual.

[phrenological]

soooooo coooool

[g00dsir555]

is a man not enntitled to the sweat of his brow...

[jjws]

no says the man in washington, it belongs to the poor

[Moseticle]

No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God.

[whoopdeedoo03]

LOL bioshock right???

[Audhumla]

tell it brother

[Gitly]

lolbertarian randian objectivists haha

[thejobloshow]

He's mad, he's mad. I love it.

[pgmale]

lolwut

[Muffinfordinner]

this either funny or really sad and weird

[YesIwatchthis]

Wonderful parody or idiocy. A vote of 1 or 5

[falamble]

man that was awesome

[falamble]

man that was awesome

[LibertarianParty]

Oh my god that is funny.

[jbarnett3]

haha, well done, from a libertarian...

[GoutPatrol]

wat

[jpbalkenende]

This better be a joke.. Lolbertarians for sure.

[ronpaulpresidency]

lol = )

[Charnetzki]

Haha, excellent work.