How to Have Top-Notch Table Manners

[sassygirl9385]

I hate table manners..but must do when with strangers ..But with friends just ...

*ATTACK *

[54annaconda]

is that a celphone of chuck Norris?

[AlmanzoOfficial]

.-. da fuck is that, WAIT THATS HUMAN!?

[chocolatechick729]

this is good i learn so much in 3 mintues!!! everyone should watch this and learn from eat because seriously some people dont even know what manners are!!

[MrSergeantSandvich]

2:33 he is eating with his mouth open.

[GRANDerBelieber01]

Do you think guy looks like he still lives with his mother?

[MJNBARILLAS]

spitting food? REALLY??

[HectorAndresMayoral]

@Happygoluckyichigo As well as a serial killer!

[angeo007]

was that a SATELLITE PHONE !!! ;-)

[DemiBloomBandit]

This would have been a good vid. if that guy hadn't look like a *creepy guy across the street* from a horror movie, but thats mean to say.(i said it any way)

[LoveJosephJonas4Ever]

I watched this in nutrition class today and everyone called him a "gay creeper"

[BrittnySyndrome]

Put the napkin on the chair you just farted on.

[logossano]

They forgot one important rule.

DON'T CREEP OUT OTHER DINERS WITH A FACE LIKE THAT.

[Guill0rtiz]

and what does he want manners for? with that look he's always gonna have dinner for one!

[c0c0456]

HE LOOKS SCARY... :S

[1l1ll1lll]

that guy is extremely gay.......

[riddick0846]

yes bcuz i silence my cell phone by pushing the number 5

[TheRockCs]

Step 2 : Make sure you don't have a huge ass phone.

[matilda5471472]

i remember my grandma having a landline phone like that it was so funny!! and yess i did know the slirping thing!

[xDFoRcEzZ]

That phone is older than my grandfather's balls

[PhilNile]

I AM MERELY PAUSING.

*Small bit of food left*

[D3rkGodz]

2: 33 - 2: 35 he's not chewing with his mouth closed! -GASP-!

[meagiemorgie]

ALFALFA!! 

[Mazza4Azza]

Howcast, you have got this incredibly wrong. Not only was some points of this video incorrect, even the TABLE layout was incorrect. The fork's tines are supposed to be pointed downwards.

[ALENAMSF]

what a dorky dork!!!

[yozgatli66ilker]

Tumbs up if you watching te vid at 2011.

[matlop3z]

@yozgatli66ilker no, im watchin the vid in 2009... -.-'

[Terminator198573]

@yozgatli66ilker,

Nope.I am watching this video in the year 1 B.C. on my iStone 4s.

:P

[EMalkin71luver]

@yozgatli66ilker no, im watching this in 2012 :P

[sassygirl9385]

@yozgatli66ilker 2012 :P

[aerdmane]

1:32

- freeeaaakyyyyyy

[littlemissy54]

@Happygoluckyichigo Wow that actor is scary.

[littlemissy54]

Wow, I can't believe SSC would make such a stupid video. Are they that bored? Once your rich all that stupid shit goes out the window. Well, good luck to all of you who have the "Beam me up, Scotty" cell phone.

[MunTre123]

Minecraft anyone?

[all4meandyou]

Hey dude.. Its not the 2000's anymore. Buy yourself a dang Samsung or something

[ErsoyED]

that guys smile is creepy as hell

[Spongebobhaterkill]

what the mother fuck is this this is retarted

[whocouldibe13]

dam he must be smoked out see all the smoke?

[awashedupsterotype]

WTF R WE IN ENGLAND?

[fairhillnorrie]

had he a hole in his chest for that cell phone or what??

[symphonybee]

quite educational, although the guy appears to be left handed. but good no nthe less

[bellacinderellakk]

i went to a so-called nice restaurant b4 and there was shrimp with tail mixed into the pasta! are u supposed to pick it out with ur fingers? it was pretty gross. and of course the food was boring and bland. the salt shakers had 2 tiny holes in them and i shook forever and still nothing came out lol!

[LexiBandGeek]

I know sometimes we do this to impress others but really if I'm in my own home I'm not going to force myself to eat "properly" especially if I'm alone or with friends but I do see how this is useful

[hira162]

holy shit. That's fukin sccary

[bettyboop17d]

you're not supposed to flaunt your napkin around before placing it on your lap. the proper way is to unfold it below the table line and proceed to place it on your lap. and you shouldn't have your mega phone with you either. spitting your food back onto the plate. this thing must be a joke, NEVER use your fingers for seafood. and when your pausing you form a triangle but the top tip should have a fair space amount. i think my mother would kill me, if she spent even one dollar on these classes ;D

[MrTerryKay]

Don't forget to flick your napkin around in the extravagant manner of a Vegas magician. This will greatly impress your fellow diners. If you wedge a rose behind your ear, they may even think you are a matador.

[imbackprank]

This guy looks like a twit

[Dominick629]

This guy's out of his fucking mind.

[joewizard100]

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOL this is fucking halarious

[ISt0leTheCookies]

Table manners are for noobs

[x3loveletters]

2:33 thats great table manners !

[x3loveletters]

2:33 thats great table manners !

[90abyss]

I guess using a decent cell phone doesn't call for good table manners.

[ambrosolo]

awesome

[SeniorProperNoun]

The psychotic expression is considered optional at most of the better, highbrow fancy-pants joints.

Unless your host/hostess is wearing one, too. Then it would only be good manners.

[LordByron08]

This video is creepy...

[xXM00]

Never really saw a person cut salad before o-o

[MrNim973]

Dude ! O_O...

he looks like he smoked some weed AND mushrooms O_O

[ruapraia]

Very informative video, thanks for posting, a lot of people need this.

[ipamyname]

ew gay ?

[michjessy]

omg i'm going to have nightmares with that guy

[Beaverfishpwns]

This is how I would probably eat

0:41 BUTTER :D -takes it all-

1:08 - Is that supposed to be my Salad? RAGEEE.

1:20 -dunks face in soup- IT'S HOT ITS HOT

1:50 -more rage at salad-

1:57 WOMAN GET AWAY FROM MY SALT

2:13 -picks up meat with hansd and nom nom nom-

2:21 THIS FOOD IS NASTY -spits on someone elses plate-



[ElectricRainbow48]

tht dude looks like a creep haha lol

[Aelle2000]

lol shit this is too funny

[HardBoiledJoker]

Who eats soup like that? O.o

[djdiamondback]

LOL!!! ITS a ROBOT!!!! 

[DSilkFilms]

jesus christ ... enough butter there fatty ?

[GI0VANITA]

He makes it look like GOOD MANNERS IS ONLY FOR NERDS.

[SteinbeckFamily]

Good tutorial. Horrible actor.

[mikiduta1223]

this guy's a total tool...

[poosaypirate]

i thought it was fine to remove fish bones with the fingers while covering the mouth with the other hand and , if in a more scrutinizing situaion ( business etc) then place a napkin in the hand which you cover your face/mouth with. spitting it in the fork is bloody nasty

[PrakamyaSiddhi]

its going too fast , and this is just wrong and weird..

[m1swahili]

omg this was soooo funny i can never forget now thank you howcast

[Hatsworth101]

He looks at you nearly all the time!

[saradomin122]

He looks more like a robot than a human.

[TheCatholicFaithfu]

No no no! Do not spit out something onto your fork! Hold your napkin up to your mouth and do it discretely. And don't worry about Japan's etiquette if you are in EU or the US. In China, belching is a compliment to the chef, but you wouldn't get away with it in the US (especially not at my home).

[poosaypirate]

@TheCatholicFaithfu oops i just wrote that too.

good observation

[TheCatholicFaithfu]

yeah, maybe it's NOT a good idea to look at your watch during dinner.

[TheCatholicFaithfu]

Wait a minute, who invited THIS GUY to dinner?

[J33ZYJ4Y]

wow that guy looks like he's from this century

[ksenos69]

My elbows love the table, so fuck you!

[wowlibrarian]

This is not the video to use to learn table etiquette. Where to begin?? Ha! From the incorrect unfolding of the napkin, to the use of a teaspoon instead of a soup spoon, to placing the used knife on the table after cutting the meat... No, I did not go further than that. :(

[camry2413]

good, was a bit fast but can replay..one ? i thought somewhere u said never place silverware on the table..ok..but is it alright to place silverware on the table after using it for food..i could swear i saw the guy place the fork wholly on the table after using it for food

[YinYangYoFan13]

...who says "top-notch" anymore?? :/

[g4me0ver4680]

1:32, 1:43 and 2:30

1:43 full screen scares the shit out of me lol

[J032013]

this guy looks like my dad. ehhh

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Fuck manners

[ilovefall08]

i don't wait on my food to cool down...

 i either just endure the heat or try to cool it down by using a fan lol.

but yeah..the guy's face creeps me out ._.

[saggyeyebag]

This video is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

[anointed1forever]

Didn't she say at 1:43 to never let a used utensil touch the table? From that point on he has let his used utensils touch the table several times! I think someone needs to edit their lesson videos before posting them here teaching others.

[MoudhyQ8]

nobody i know keeps there elbows of the table..that's just crazy

[Chiquistinita]

he's gay! ha, ha! =)... look at the way he moves and his facial expressions.

[cfhasib]

He is Super Gay.

[seygra20]

its 2009 who d heck walks around with a big ass phone like that .........hahaha

[desmondwkyip]

@seygra20

Guess they are just trying to be funny.

[schrebatsky]

guys guys show a little love...

[SilviaDemon]

is that guy wearing lipgloss?

[tobi123man]

how to have GETTO table manerz

saled-yea right

utensales-fork on der plate

useing utensles-sabe the stake like someone jacked your car rip a piece of wit yo teethessis and chew

passing food-if somone ask for the pepper yell "HELL NO BITCH YOU CAN WAIT!!"

seasining-put all of the pepper on you plate unless there is a pourterrican cooking then your fine

and there you go

[queen10993]

that guy is a gay nerd!

[omgitssuperash]

1:50 what the fuck kind of salad was that? it was three pieces of lettuce! lol.

[crazywanch101]

So that's where my stick went .

[melo15813]

who comes up with these dumb rules

[LysetteOne]

creepy. but this clip is ancient. that cell phone is from the dinosaur age.

[TheReturnOfKoneko]

thats no cell phone, its actually used to beam him back up to the mothership.

[aretill]

That guy is either an ax-murderer or one of the pod people. Or maybe someone from Zombieland or Daybreakers.

[enmantra]

im left i dont put my knife on the right of my plate blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaah

thik of the left handed people

[zecnobot]

This is why I eat alone.

[AbsentGravity]

This guy is a creap.

[slay3rdoom7777777]

obviously ! *shivers* (UHH)

[crimsonheroX7]

That's a cell phone? That looks like a cordless pay phone

[gobipie]

This is stupid.

[qwertz4you]

he must cut off his eyebrows.

[Misho5z]

look is that a phone or is it a tv remote?

[GaiaAero]

I thought you put your utensils to 3:00, not 11:00

[hellogangsta]

ok who actually does this

[toshineon]

My grandma :D

[hellogangsta]

hahahahahahaha thats funny as hell

[mbstylo]

2:19 ????

[xxLoza321]

1:38 haha faked it

[ilovekitten1]

1:48 and then they have a used butter knife touching the table

fail.

[squidvis]

:26 - :30

holy fuck

[kotakun333]

thats a cell phone??????????

[cowgal1994]

well that covers everything I didn't do at that last dinner party... I never knew I was so rude!

[gut197]

oh poo I crossed my fork and knife with the fork to the LEFT!

[Goldenfightinglink]

oh thats a phone i taught it was a bomb denonetor, for iraq

[winnipegtroll01]

1.45 HOLY CREEP

[xxthinkpinkxx94]

LMFAO he turned off his 80's phone by pressing the #5

[Shurekien]

that's how it worked back in the day, maaaaaan.

[DeanGuitarsOwn]

it's like 60s dork galore.

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

That's some cell phone he's got there....

[McDughf]

You're Not Supposed To Cut Your Salad Once It Leaves The Serving Bowl, You Fold it!

[blizzard111]

that's something for nerds!

[Mintish]

at 1:52.5 he violates the never place a used utensil on the table.

[saylo0shabba]

what the... idk about the spitting the food back out on the fork. that seems rude. and this guy seemed like a robot.

[bluegamjas]

yea..its like "backwashing" kinda...chewed up food in your mouth back on your eating utensil again?!?!?

[uniquebrowniegirl]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. What about spitting it into a napkin? Or is that against the rules?

[SOxBExNOxFEAR]

That guy reminds of the father from the Coneheads movie.

[Receptical]

what about what forks and knives to use and how to use them with proper manners!! oh I will never know

[bluegamjas]

lol

[naijachik1991]

geesh, i wish i knew these tips before i went out to dinner with my friends on my prom day

XD

[dragonman462]

You've heard of a Stepford wife, well that guy is a Stepford husband lol

[bradypetersenlaine]

i hope it wasnt just me who thought he was a little creepy the way he was staring

[deedee12603]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[98plee]

lol mobile phone is huge.

P,s loving your hair and cardy

[Espeon02]

honestly i find it more disgusting if someone spit something out on their fork then just picking it out.. and sometimes it hard to move the bone to your lips..

[TheJohnOfJacks]

look and learn ppl, to silence a phone, you have to press the secret button betwen 5 and 8, and then put it in your inner kidney pocket.

[CurryMedic]

lmfao

[GreenPandabeer]

It's ridiculous to hand over both salt and peper if someone just asked for one, and on top of that placing your knife and fork like that if you're done or just pausing is all wrong. When you're done you place both fork and knife at 3 'o clock and when pausing just let them rest on the plat fork left knife right. You'll look ridiculous making a X.

[kHennian]

the celphone is huge

[TheJohnOfJacks]

don't offend him, he'll hit you with it!

[Perrier707]

omg he doesn't blink!!

[NoWayGamer]

fuck it id rather be straight

[Slayer1989]

and at 2:01... if somebody asks the salt and I give both the person asking would think it's awkward

[Slayer1989]

that guy will never get a date with a girl despite those fucking manners

[toshineon]

This will give me nightmares...

[tpclhk]

such as?

[toshineon]

I will have nightmare about him, he's creepy as hell.

[tpclhk]

as creepy as a ghost :D

[yaay0]

i love etiquettes. can't stand someone who eats like a barbarian at the table.

[optimus1997]

sooo old and gay.....

[llollercoaster]

dining etiquette is bullshit, you should enjoy your food and the people you eat with.

[liwaste]

exactly.. he is sooooo gay

[ntdnad]

now thats how robots eat , THIS ONE IS FOR FUTURRE BAABY