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  • Can't stop laughing. God I'm such a sociopath X'D

  • This is better than the real show!

  • still funnier than the actual show

  • Wow looool so literal

  • If he kill that half guy, then the show will be just "Two Men"...

  • what you keep saying our show sucks

  • lol i'd watch the show if it were actually like that

  • The man in half should be Ashton kutcher

  • Aha.

  • @wetanddry24 fuck you it's an amazing show at least it was before they killed Charlie.*rolls over and cries*

  • how can shitty family guy ripe two and a half men family guy is not funny

  • @m4n52k10 two and a half men as well.

  • @m4n52k10 And you posted on a family guy clip? Honestly who cares?

  • @MasterX456 your right everyone has they're own apinyins

  • @m4n52k10 Damn kid, you really need to learn proper grammar. You have about 4 errors in your sentence. Stay in school kid.

  • @MasterX456 its only YouTube i don't look for errors on YouTube you fucking fanny

  • @m4n52k10 Lack of grammar shows you have a low IQ.

  • @MasterX456 wtf why do you care

  • @m4n52k10 lol I rest my case...

  • Funnier than the actual show

  • Now they really are 2 and a half men.

  • its funny because it's funnier than the real two and a half men

  • @wetanddry24 family guy sucks balls

  • Why can't I stop watching this? God, I gotta get this out of my head...

  • Like an old man would say to a midget... Where's the rest of ya ;)

  • at least this is funnier than the show itself.

  • charlie is wigging out coz the coke is wearing off

  • This is the only funny part of two and a half men.

  • 9gag.

  • why cant two and a half men be like that?

  • more entertaining than the new ones...

  • Which one was meant to be Charlie Sheen?

  • This is so much funnier than it should be.

  • You guys are fucking idiots Jake isin't the half man guy in the show, it's Allen. People say if your divorced and have to pay child support your half a man.

  • @hectichorse then who is the two men?

  • @NovemberRain185 Jake and Charlie/Ashton, Allen is the half man :L

  • @hectichorse i can sorta see it but Jake being under 18 techniqually isn't a man

  • @NovemberRain185 Wow omg Allen is the half man because if you are divorced and have to pay child support your considered half a man, Allen is, not jake.

  • KILL ME!!!!

  • OMG LMAO.

  • I laughed my ass of the first time!!

  • how much cocaine did charlie sheen take?

    enough to kill 2 and a half men

  • Two and a Half Men has been downhill since season 3.

  • @Doum92 yeah but the country dosen't know that. millions of potheads watch it still. Vote yes on decriminalizing marijuana, vote no on getting high and watching crap.

  • LOL this is freakin funny. I pretty much felt like that guy cut in half when I first watched the new show with Ashton Kutcher in it.

  • if you think of it when the new episodes was released... jake is to old to be a half man, he is a man now XD

  • @danne249 well lets slice him in half then

  • @lucasvanderster lets do it :D

  • This is how Charlie should have went

  • Hahaaa...

  • In this recording it sounds like he says "FILL ME!!!"

  • Haha, I get it, its funny because the shows called "Two and a Half Men" and it literally shows two men and one cut in half. :)

  • @sweet58441 way to put it together.

  • @sweet58441

    really? i didn't get it

  • @sweet58441

    That's the joke

  • Looks like this episode....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Was cut short!

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!

  • @Gnarglay Badum Chhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • I'm the 1,249th liker! Where's my prize ?!?! :D

  • im half a man and i find this highly offensive

  • @shark1669661

    yea family guy tends to offend people but guess what its a cartoon

  • its so stupid XD but fucking hilarious XDDD

  • @NayaKaito You're clearly a nice person, I'm sorry for any misunderstanding. :)

  • @NayaKaito Wtf? I'm not mad at you? Anyway 'kid', read again and you'll see what I've written is in humor.

    And no, I'm not gay, just for some very unusual reason I think Britney's hot. Lol wtf.

    Who would think I was angry by reading my comment?

    I think words don't define emotion, they could be presented in any way and be taken differently always.

  • I'm the 1238th liker! Where's my prize?!?! :D

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

  • I think the concept of Top Comments is utterly retarded. Bring the old YouTube back please.

  • @NayaKaito Up my ass. Stick your hand up anytime and dig it out.

    PS You must look like Britney Spears, don't ask why...

  • @NayaKaito idk where but its a BUTTSCRATCHER!!!

  • XD

  • WATCH FAMILY GUY EPISODES HERE:

    /watch?v=cDnpG_Uaixo

  • Gross

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

    HELP ME¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • @MrGametv1994 its AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

    KILL ME!!!

  • @506tanker oops sorry

  • I'm the 1212 liker.

  • PISSIMG MYSELF LAUGHING!!

  • LMAO

  • LMFAOOOOOO!!! WASNT EXPECTING THAT! :D

  • More like kill Two and a Half Men from television.

    That show itself is a fucking pain in the ass.

  • i'm the 1.204th liker! Where's my prize ?!?!?! :DD

  • Press 4 or hold it. Do it. It'll sound funny.

  • LOL

    

  • I wonder what happended to him...

  • close your eyes.

    bondage

  • can u imagine if that was the whole show for 30mins

  • @skillz139 It might as well be now that Charlies left...

  • @skillz139 Yeah, what a huge improvement that would be! :D

  • @skillz139 ha ha haaa ha ha XD

  • @skillz139 yes, it would actually be watchable then.

  • So that is what 7 gram rocks does to you.

    Can you say WINNING?

  • @shadow0791 no, but i can say EPIC WINNING!

  • Why aren't Chris and Meg freaking out about this?

  • @GDelva2003 lol. Cuase they have nothing to watch but this boring show. Which they're too young to understand any dirty jokes. ..But instead it's a guy cut in half. XD

  • is any1 else wondering why there is japanese/chinese in the top right corner>?

  • I get it, it's literally 2 and a half men Lol!

  • LMAO!!!

  • AHHAAHAA...

  • ashton kutcher has some big shoes to fill....

  • The New "Two and a Half Men" wasn't quite what I expected...

  • Press 5 to see an Ostrich 

  • I'd watch this show.

  • if this was how two and a half men were made id watch all day :)

  • Haha 2 1/2 men is terrible

  • 2 and the a half men hahhahhahaha xD I can´t breathe..

  • Thats what i say whenever 2 and 1/2 men comes on.

  • AHHHH!!!KILL ME!!!

  • That looks so more interesting than the original show

  • a-ha

  • thats my reaction to the new two and a half men with ashton kutcher

  • i see what they did there

  • Ostrich: "hahaaa"

  • does anyone notice how everytime they have a scene watching tv they always go and now back to something

  • I should not drink while watching Family Guy clips... I guess I'll never lern that <_<

  • Yeah, I remember that Two and a half men episode..

  • ha ha thats so funny HELP ME 

  • Now thats a show i can watch

  • I used to think the same thing

  • What the heck...

  • They took a drug called "Charlie Sheen"

  • They did this joke on simpsons first

  • its gonna suck without charlie sheen

  • Where's the ostrich?

  • The fuck?

  • LOL

    HELP ME!!!!!!

  • this isn't 'two and half men'......

    its the reaction to it

  • @TheFloppydog ugh another corny lame joke made by nimcompoops rofl.

  • literally hilarious

  • The funny thing is...This is actually better thabn the real show.

  • he's beyond help :(

  • that would honestly be the best 2.5 men episode ever

  • Two and a Half Men.. more like to and a half fans, haha... that was soo funny that could go in the shitty show!!!

  • @lakerman89 i don't see how it's funny (i meant your comment)

  • @SmashLiXs It wasn't suppose to be funny, that was my point. Two and a Half Men sucks

  • @lakerman89 i don't see how it's not

  • TWO AND A HALF MEN?! THEY DIDNT MEAN LITERALY ROFL

  • @NayaKaito You don't really get any prizes, unless you're the 1,337th viewer! :P

  • still funnier than the actual show. 

  • @ThePhantom135 still funnier than this comment.

  • haha

  • Ha ha!

  • 1st time i watched it: XD 2nd: lol 3rd: 8) 4th: :) 5th: :/ 6th: trying to lol 7th: :l 8th: :\

  • I never saw this episode, but I KNEW that was coming.

  • thats exactly what i thought the show was

  • I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!LMFAO

  • Back then, I thought it's called "Two and a Half Men" because the one was gay.....

  • KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Haha giggity

  • @Okamifamj it is two and a half men lol

  • that looks funnier than two and a half men

  • This couldn't be more literal.

  • HAHAHAAA OMG AHAHAHAAHAHA

  • I laughed so bad the rest of the episode...

  • I reckon this version would be better than the real one, although I can see it only lasting one episode...

  • how literal

  • Where's the rest of ya

  • hahahhahaha

  • hold down 8

  • hahahaha i get it

  • How the he'll is that two and a half men? Hahaha

  • @tonyracer24 Because there are 2 men and a man cut in half - 2 And A Half Men

  • Ahhaha

  • keep pressing 4 lol

  • .....CHARLIE DID IT!!

  • "ah,ha-haaa"

    

  • filmed in front of a live ostrich

  • @nicedudethethird Ha haaa

  • @nicedudethethird ha haaa

  • @nicedudethethird ha haaaa! lol

  • @nicedudethethird a ha haaaaa