You guys are fucking idiots Jake isin't the half man guy in the show, it's Allen. People say if your divorced and have to pay child support your half a man.
@NovemberRain185 Wow omg Allen is the half man because if you are divorced and have to pay child support your considered half a man, Allen is, not jake.
@Doum92 yeah but the country dosen't know that. millions of potheads watch it still. Vote yes on decriminalizing marijuana, vote no on getting high and watching crap.
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@GDelva2003 lol. Cuase they have nothing to watch but this boring show. Which they're too young to understand any dirty jokes. ..But instead it's a guy cut in half. XD
Can't stop laughing. God I'm such a sociopath X'D
UltimatePlayer000001 2 days ago
This is better than the real show!
howlrat 4 days ago
still funnier than the actual show
wtfcartooncomedy 5 days ago
Wow looool so literal
bombamercury3 1 week ago
If he kill that half guy, then the show will be just "Two Men"...
MapleHero120 1 week ago
what you keep saying our show sucks
thedaftprodigy 1 week ago
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pull themself together....YYYEEEEAAAHHHH
halohalohaloman3 1 week ago
lol i'd watch the show if it were actually like that
jewdaman92 2 weeks ago
The man in half should be Ashton kutcher
godkilla357 1 month ago 3
Aha.
SirBearization 1 month ago
@wetanddry24 fuck you it's an amazing show at least it was before they killed Charlie.*rolls over and cries*
R700revenge 1 month ago
how can shitty family guy ripe two and a half men family guy is not funny
m4n52k10 1 month ago
@m4n52k10 two and a half men as well.
MrMushroom123 3 weeks ago
@m4n52k10 And you posted on a family guy clip? Honestly who cares?
MasterX456 2 weeks ago
@MasterX456 your right everyone has they're own apinyins
m4n52k10 2 weeks ago
@m4n52k10 Damn kid, you really need to learn proper grammar. You have about 4 errors in your sentence. Stay in school kid.
MasterX456 2 weeks ago
@MasterX456 its only YouTube i don't look for errors on YouTube you fucking fanny
m4n52k10 2 weeks ago
@m4n52k10 Lack of grammar shows you have a low IQ.
MasterX456 2 weeks ago
@MasterX456 wtf why do you care
m4n52k10 2 weeks ago
@m4n52k10 lol I rest my case...
MasterX456 2 weeks ago
Funnier than the actual show
nb45001 1 month ago 3
Now they really are 2 and a half men.
fugcgcvebevbeirrgf 1 month ago
its funny because it's funnier than the real two and a half men
wetanddry24 1 month ago
@wetanddry24 family guy sucks balls
m4n52k10 1 month ago
Why can't I stop watching this? God, I gotta get this out of my head...
42TheCube 2 months ago 6
Like an old man would say to a midget... Where's the rest of ya ;)
mrjohngarland28 3 months ago
at least this is funnier than the show itself.
0787q83yvq87 3 months ago
charlie is wigging out coz the coke is wearing off
grumdogga 3 months ago
This is the only funny part of two and a half men.
Fridaey13txhOktober 3 months ago
9gag.
cFrAnCoEc 3 months ago
why cant two and a half men be like that?
rocketman5989 3 months ago
more entertaining than the new ones...
simpsons7ify 3 months ago
Which one was meant to be Charlie Sheen?
TheJboy88 3 months ago
This is so much funnier than it should be.
CodysFilmAddiction 4 months ago
You guys are fucking idiots Jake isin't the half man guy in the show, it's Allen. People say if your divorced and have to pay child support your half a man.
hectichorse 4 months ago
@hectichorse then who is the two men?
NovemberRain185 3 months ago
@NovemberRain185 Jake and Charlie/Ashton, Allen is the half man :L
hectichorse 3 months ago
@hectichorse i can sorta see it but Jake being under 18 techniqually isn't a man
NovemberRain185 3 months ago
@NovemberRain185 Wow omg Allen is the half man because if you are divorced and have to pay child support your considered half a man, Allen is, not jake.
hectichorse 3 months ago
KILL ME!!!!
DrCheeseCop2 4 months ago
OMG LMAO.
yoitsbirdbitches 4 months ago
I laughed my ass of the first time!!
codename617 4 months ago
how much cocaine did charlie sheen take?
enough to kill 2 and a half men
mountaingoat47 4 months ago
Two and a Half Men has been downhill since season 3.
Doum92 4 months ago
@Doum92 yeah but the country dosen't know that. millions of potheads watch it still. Vote yes on decriminalizing marijuana, vote no on getting high and watching crap.
codename617 4 months ago
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kruz03 4 months ago
LOL this is freakin funny. I pretty much felt like that guy cut in half when I first watched the new show with Ashton Kutcher in it.
gamefreak1000000 4 months ago
if you think of it when the new episodes was released... jake is to old to be a half man, he is a man now XD
danne249 4 months ago
@danne249 well lets slice him in half then
lucasvanderster 4 months ago
@lucasvanderster lets do it :D
danne249 4 months ago
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@danne249 Your an idiot you know that...
hectichorse 3 months ago
This is how Charlie should have went
Torterra625 4 months ago
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I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
bird3rains 4 months ago
Hahaaa...
TheRNascimento 4 months ago
In this recording it sounds like he says "FILL ME!!!"
jackedup400 4 months ago
Haha, I get it, its funny because the shows called "Two and a Half Men" and it literally shows two men and one cut in half. :)
sweet58441 4 months ago
@sweet58441 way to put it together.
curlycue982 4 months ago
@sweet58441
really? i didn't get it
XTwittyX 4 months ago
@sweet58441
That's the joke
Ilikemustard 1 month ago
Looks like this episode....
*Puts on sunglasses*
Was cut short!
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Gnarglay 4 months ago 118
@Gnarglay Badum Chhhhhh!!!!!!!!
firmingitup 4 months ago
I'm the 1,249th liker! Where's my prize ?!?! :D
4NProductionz 4 months ago
im half a man and i find this highly offensive
shark1669661 4 months ago
@shark1669661
yea family guy tends to offend people but guess what its a cartoon
FifaUTsharK 4 months ago
its so stupid XD but fucking hilarious XDDD
Alfie871 4 months ago
@NayaKaito You're clearly a nice person, I'm sorry for any misunderstanding. :)
JamesParkersStuff 4 months ago
@NayaKaito Wtf? I'm not mad at you? Anyway 'kid', read again and you'll see what I've written is in humor.
And no, I'm not gay, just for some very unusual reason I think Britney's hot. Lol wtf.
Who would think I was angry by reading my comment?
I think words don't define emotion, they could be presented in any way and be taken differently always.
JamesParkersStuff 4 months ago
I'm the 1238th liker! Where's my prize?!?! :D
MegaHalostudios 4 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
wrestlingvideos5 4 months ago
I think the concept of Top Comments is utterly retarded. Bring the old YouTube back please.
schm147 4 months ago
@NayaKaito Up my ass. Stick your hand up anytime and dig it out.
PS You must look like Britney Spears, don't ask why...
JamesParkersStuff 4 months ago
@NayaKaito idk where but its a BUTTSCRATCHER!!!
pokekiller5swords 5 months ago
XD
NightRyder101 5 months ago
WATCH FAMILY GUY EPISODES HERE:
/watch?v=cDnpG_Uaixo
FamilyGuyEpisodes3 5 months ago
Gross
isaacmoring 5 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP ME¡¡¡¡¡¡
MrGametv1994 5 months ago
@MrGametv1994 its AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILL ME!!!
506tanker 5 months ago
@506tanker oops sorry
MrGametv1994 5 months ago
I'm the 1212 liker.
RodriguezCIT 5 months ago
PISSIMG MYSELF LAUGHING!!
100superhawk 5 months ago
LMAO
xAC14RKY 5 months ago
LMFAOOOOOO!!! WASNT EXPECTING THAT! :D
2K9TorreZ2K9 5 months ago
More like kill Two and a Half Men from television.
That show itself is a fucking pain in the ass.
sinsenest 5 months ago
i'm the 1.204th liker! Where's my prize ?!?!?! :DD
iJUSTwriteTHISname 5 months ago
Press 4 or hold it. Do it. It'll sound funny.
SuperHushPuppy 5 months ago
LOL
pedrolorenzo121087 5 months ago
I wonder what happended to him...
ShadowLegend300 5 months ago
close your eyes.
bondage
lololrofl50 5 months ago
can u imagine if that was the whole show for 30mins
skillz139 5 months ago 161
@skillz139 It might as well be now that Charlies left...
TheGodOfTheDucks 5 months ago
@skillz139 Yeah, what a huge improvement that would be! :D
IDontCare704 4 months ago
@skillz139 ha ha haaa ha ha XD
urollx 4 months ago
@skillz139 yes, it would actually be watchable then.
thebigrussian 3 months ago
So that is what 7 gram rocks does to you.
Can you say WINNING?
shadow0791 5 months ago
@shadow0791 no, but i can say EPIC WINNING!
GamerInari 5 months ago
Why aren't Chris and Meg freaking out about this?
GDelva2003 5 months ago
@GDelva2003 lol. Cuase they have nothing to watch but this boring show. Which they're too young to understand any dirty jokes. ..But instead it's a guy cut in half. XD
SuperHushPuppy 5 months ago
is any1 else wondering why there is japanese/chinese in the top right corner>?
noob2897 5 months ago
I get it, it's literally 2 and a half men Lol!
weenerwallet 5 months ago
LMAO!!!
Wwefan85698 5 months ago
AHHAAHAA...
535manbearpig 5 months ago
ashton kutcher has some big shoes to fill....
maxmoline 5 months ago
The New "Two and a Half Men" wasn't quite what I expected...
KimbasChannel 5 months ago 3
Press 5 to see an Ostrich
SkaterEazy 5 months ago
I'd watch this show.
Billowix 5 months ago
if this was how two and a half men were made id watch all day :)
thomse58 5 months ago
Haha 2 1/2 men is terrible
xXBCARLXx 5 months ago
2 and the a half men hahhahhahaha xD I can´t breathe..
MCSB11 5 months ago
Thats what i say whenever 2 and 1/2 men comes on.
ItalianCableGuy 5 months ago 3
AHHHH!!!KILL ME!!!
JustToCommentNumber1 6 months ago
That looks so more interesting than the original show
Jetisan 6 months ago
a-ha
LionInTodayFilms 6 months ago
thats my reaction to the new two and a half men with ashton kutcher
adamricher 6 months ago 41
i see what they did there
inuyasha9454 6 months ago 3
Ostrich: "hahaaa"
pib319 6 months ago
does anyone notice how everytime they have a scene watching tv they always go and now back to something
awesomeness441000 6 months ago
I should not drink while watching Family Guy clips... I guess I'll never lern that <_<
Nebelglas 6 months ago
Yeah, I remember that Two and a half men episode..
ricbro1223 6 months ago
ha ha thats so funny HELP ME
superhellboy5000 6 months ago
Now thats a show i can watch
illegalcopyright 6 months ago
I used to think the same thing
sweet58441 6 months ago
What the heck...
cynder167 6 months ago
They took a drug called "Charlie Sheen"
AlvisLiquid 6 months ago 2
They did this joke on simpsons first
JesusOfSuburbia98 6 months ago
its gonna suck without charlie sheen
jonpotocki 6 months ago
Where's the ostrich?
Hotrod6045 6 months ago
The fuck?
SAHLISS 6 months ago
LOL
HELP ME!!!!!!
used4comments 6 months ago
this isn't 'two and half men'......
its the reaction to it
TheFloppydog 6 months ago 3
@TheFloppydog ugh another corny lame joke made by nimcompoops rofl.
SALDFSKLDFS 6 months ago
literally hilarious
TheYemeniDude 6 months ago
The funny thing is...This is actually better thabn the real show.
JNolan250 6 months ago
he's beyond help :(
Casarzino 7 months ago
that would honestly be the best 2.5 men episode ever
izachattac14 7 months ago
Two and a Half Men.. more like to and a half fans, haha... that was soo funny that could go in the shitty show!!!
lakerman89 7 months ago
@lakerman89 i don't see how it's funny (i meant your comment)
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
@SmashLiXs It wasn't suppose to be funny, that was my point. Two and a Half Men sucks
lakerman89 7 months ago
@lakerman89 i don't see how it's not
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
TWO AND A HALF MEN?! THEY DIDNT MEAN LITERALY ROFL
AverruncusXx 7 months ago
@NayaKaito You don't really get any prizes, unless you're the 1,337th viewer! :P
cr1mec0mmit3r 7 months ago 5
still funnier than the actual show.
ThePhantom135 7 months ago 7
@ThePhantom135 still funnier than this comment.
SALDFSKLDFS 6 months ago
haha
z0mb1ek1ller999 7 months ago
Ha ha!
TheFlamingDoh2 7 months ago
1st time i watched it: XD 2nd: lol 3rd: 8) 4th: :) 5th: :/ 6th: trying to lol 7th: :l 8th: :\
datguyoverdere12 7 months ago
I never saw this episode, but I KNEW that was coming.
kman618 7 months ago
thats exactly what i thought the show was
JLTRAIN233 7 months ago
I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!LMFAO
Zion033 7 months ago
Back then, I thought it's called "Two and a Half Men" because the one was gay.....
doublehazelshot 7 months ago
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EmmaaGee 7 months ago
Haha giggity
MegaMaverick1994 7 months ago
@Okamifamj it is two and a half men lol
flamingflame7 7 months ago
that looks funnier than two and a half men
Okamifanj 7 months ago
This couldn't be more literal.
comicshaun07 7 months ago
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(ಠ ›ಠ) Stewie!!!
jaskulski17 7 months ago
HAHAHAAA OMG AHAHAHAAHAHA
5Xjacky 7 months ago in playlist Best Family Guy
I laughed so bad the rest of the episode...
Gerbildo123456789 7 months ago in playlist Best Family Guy
I reckon this version would be better than the real one, although I can see it only lasting one episode...
TomDaMooseUK 8 months ago 8
how literal
vibol03 8 months ago
Where's the rest of ya
xWagnerPlaguesx 8 months ago 2
hahahhahaha
Aleeexx974 8 months ago
hold down 8
johnnythefootymaniac 8 months ago
hahahaha i get it
PyrosEnjoyPieHW2 8 months ago
How the he'll is that two and a half men? Hahaha
tonyracer24 8 months ago
@tonyracer24 Because there are 2 men and a man cut in half - 2 And A Half Men
ThePokeFan21 8 months ago
Ahhaha
SuckMySwaggg 8 months ago
keep pressing 4 lol
tbirds191919 8 months ago in playlist Best Family Guy
.....CHARLIE DID IT!!
Epicfail90001 8 months ago 3
"ah,ha-haaa"
Lexia01 8 months ago
filmed in front of a live ostrich
nicedudethethird 8 months ago 318
@nicedudethethird Ahaha
guccamain 7 months ago
@nicedudethethird Ha haaa
GoshYouNoobFilms 7 months ago
@nicedudethethird ha haaa
sonikku35 7 months ago 5
@nicedudethethird ha haaaa! lol
ColaMaster11 6 months ago
@nicedudethethird ahaa
SALDFSKLDFS 6 months ago
@nicedudethethird a ha haaaaa
davidrocks48 6 months ago in playlist Best Family Guy