I bet Zevran likes getting his balls tickled by that disgusting dwarfs braided beard.. This is the gayest shit Ive seen. Well Zevran kinda looks like a woman so I guess it could be worse.
@LRCollier zevran should have topped, at least he probably knows you're not supposed to pierce someone like that the way you do with a sword. "rapier" only has one meaning. the dwarf's got it ass-backwards! why do i think i'm clever? i don't know.
you guys got it all wrong, their just practicing combat techniques... The passionate man on man kiss afterwards is a common sign of friendship between men.
Okay, now that I've got the standard Youtube comment out of the way...
It looks like BioWare didn't really know where to go with that one... All the other scenes were more explicit (as explicit as you can get in a game where no-one takes their underwear off for sex), but this one is... understated. Maybe the devs were embarrassed?
Hate to break it to you, but DAO wasnt the first in the franchise to have homosexuality amongst it's characters. A lot of it's books have main characters that are gay, and the games want to have something for everyone - including the LBGT community.
Homosexuality is here to stay and is almost definatly going to be included in DA2
My original comment was just making a statement. I was simply telling you that that homosexuality is common in the DA franchise and will be back - how the hell did you manage to assume I'm butthurt from that?
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@scorpgul dont worry u get the option of killing teh faggot and boinking hot chicks like leilana and morigan but their is this scene wher if u dont make sure the gay elf is dead he will come and stick his penis in ur butt while ur fukin morrigan its funny lol (no homo)
All of the sex scenes are already ridiculous because everyone is wearing bathing suits and there's the tacky Enya-knockoff playing in the background, but the added element of gay elf-dwarf sex makes it even more hilarious.
FOX flipped out bcs of a look at a sidebob without a nipple in ME and they called it "full frontal nudity", they´ll prolly call this "Racist man rapes shortgrown man while feeding satan with kittens"
zevran gets raped by a 60 year old truck driver :0
satellite277 1 day ago
In tears laughing at this, again. 0:26 fucking kills me every time
teemell19 1 week ago
not even the dark spawn cant kill them after seeing this
bravevesperia14 1 week ago
/vom
tooyjfwn 1 week ago
Oh, Zevran... :P LOL
Enperuto 2 months ago
what happened to rainingrei's "top" comment? especially with the holiday season and everything :(
onariona 2 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA . That is all
ShimoriStudios 2 months ago
WTF ! THIS AINT TRUE !
CBLnoxius 3 months ago
Easiest thing to masturbate to on youtube.
ancalites 4 months ago
Why would you do this to Zevran?!?!?!!?! I always make my Wardens extra cute and hunky just for his benefit :p
ArtemisMS 4 months ago
I just came.......
glaive616 4 months ago
I bet Zevran likes getting his balls tickled by that disgusting dwarfs braided beard.. This is the gayest shit Ive seen. Well Zevran kinda looks like a woman so I guess it could be worse.
makajay1986 4 months ago
LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMG!
Caeis 4 months ago
that is SO wrong! yet I can't stop laughing!
MonsterTomten 4 months ago
what has been seen can not be unseen
360SubSeven 4 months ago in playlist dragonage 2
As a gay male, I say, "Bioware, you're doing it wrong."
LRCollier 6 months ago
@LRCollier zevran should have topped, at least he probably knows you're not supposed to pierce someone like that the way you do with a sword. "rapier" only has one meaning. the dwarf's got it ass-backwards! why do i think i'm clever? i don't know.
onariona 5 months ago
@LRCollier Zevran ain't gay, he's bi!
MrDonovan999 5 months ago
That's desgusting.
They should have named the game Gay Age:The Age of Masturbate.
RoyaCanadianInfantry 6 months ago
@RoyaCanadianInfantry You're so witty it hurts.
xaviagrade 6 months ago
0_o Uhhh..... The reason that is disturbing is because he looks so old. (Your warden) And that also makes it funny.
SuperHersheyLover 7 months ago
Brokeback Origins.
spartanwarrior46 7 months ago
gay warden
leossabr 7 months ago
This is so wrong, yet hilarious.
Knightphall 8 months ago
Hilarious! roflmao.... and the music is just LOLZ
nevashiva 8 months ago
wgats rhe song info
FHSBJ 8 months ago
what is Mrs claus gonna say when she sees this!
WoWtube5 9 months ago
old and young is already weird not mentioning gay
jsnprofessor 9 months ago
(O_O) WTF!!?!
TheRacedriver92 9 months ago
brokeback origins
ResidentRetro 9 months ago
Swordfight swordfight anal anal swordfight swordfight swordfight
ironmonkeynation 10 months ago
santa f**** one of his christmas elves :D
bisasamXx 10 months ago 2
LOL The title always makes me laugh when I look up stuff for Zevran XD
lemlia 10 months ago
27 people wished they knew how to quit their lovers.
cripplehawk 10 months ago
the sex scenes in dragon age origin are more fun than dragon age 2 :)
keisuke534 10 months ago 2
From the makers of Brokeback mountain comes "Frostback Mountain"
cripplehawk 11 months ago
@cripplehawk
LMAO! Wow. This made my day.
MissArielMarie 11 months ago
hahhahhahahhaahhahahaahahahhahahaaha
maniak397 11 months ago
lol this made me crack up so hard, especially these comments
valypaly3 11 months ago 2
ROFL!!!
Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX 11 months ago
10 points to griffindor
TheNoggins 11 months ago 7
Fuck everything about that!
kingsofgrooove 11 months ago
ME GUSTA
l33tpete 11 months ago 7
My mind... No my eyes... No my mind... Awww both of them.... Noooooo today im sure i wont sleep very well ..... This video's more scary than Ring o.o
ZagiSama 1 year ago
lolwut?
TheTrueScource 1 year ago
Dragon Age reminds me of the tossed salad man. Mostall gayz do dat.
CubanOverlord 1 year ago
it might have been less 'disgusting' without the ... old and grey-haired dwarf aka santa. o__O
Terneyah 1 year ago
LOL Bioware can't have a game without some gay/lesbian sex
ispsagel50 1 year ago
Orzammar milk sammiches?
ComfortablyMuffin 1 year ago
Well, poor folks who had to create this scene. Must feel kinda weird working on this kinda stuff. : /
KyojiroKagenuma 1 year ago
Oh my gosh ! WTF !!
Thunker71 1 year ago
I cant stop laughing lol hahahaha jajaja jijijiji jojojojo lol ROTFL lol hahaha.
Ok... ok... o sht lol hahaha jajaja WTF LOL ROTFL.
superwarrior001 1 year ago
ROTFL
variousiroiro 1 year ago
Also, this is a buffet of manliness.
B4K4xNi 1 year ago 2
Huh. So if you're a dwarf, the Warden tops? o.o
B4K4xNi 1 year ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
This is the best game.
Bloodcider 1 year ago
so that's why gimli and legolas got along so well...
angelkouari 1 year ago 59
i dont think ive seen anything manlier
Lambstf 1 year ago
zevran is bisexual. look it up.
and you can't expect too much from a dwarf half you size.
Michael5029 1 year ago
0:25-0:26 is a truly magical moment.
guydudemanbro 1 year ago 3
manliest thing I have ever fuckin seen
paydafee 1 year ago 24
you guys got it all wrong, their just practicing combat techniques... The passionate man on man kiss afterwards is a common sign of friendship between men.
CxR2262 1 year ago 7
haha... this is just.. so ...wrong lol
Aleque 1 year ago
DOOD!
sm0keshell 1 year ago
*BRAINBLEACH*
rayehino 1 year ago
Holy Maker, please, help me, my eyes are roting
Manajin 1 year ago
@Manajin rofl
Aleque 1 year ago
I think if Maker seen this he'd cut out his eyes.
supercat1212 1 year ago
OMG !
Thunker71 1 year ago
Lol i think im getting dizzy and naseous now
byagugan 1 year ago
._.
Vandriyx 1 year ago
I always wondered what Santa and his Elves did when its not xmas.
TheSphereHunter 1 year ago 8
Aaaw cute
BimboBoyOfficial 1 year ago
Gimly and legolas finally forget there differences "I'll have no pointy ear elf outscoring me!" FTW
anger154 1 year ago
i bet all the guys are like O.O and all the girls are blushing and O.o (expect wynne)
darksideofdarthvader 1 year ago
wtf
seriouslyWeird 1 year ago
It seems that the Dwarves have finally abandoned their prejudice towards Elves,what a progress...
salvatorel 1 year ago 3
boner!
Zzulu2 1 year ago
damnn my eyes!
myf0lk 1 year ago
grosse wtf
slayer10ful 1 year ago
"Gay faggot homo shit burn in hell jewfags"
Okay, now that I've got the standard Youtube comment out of the way...
It looks like BioWare didn't really know where to go with that one... All the other scenes were more explicit (as explicit as you can get in a game where no-one takes their underwear off for sex), but this one is... understated. Maybe the devs were embarrassed?
Kehayi 1 year ago
I just laughed my ass off at this
xXxXxRainyDaysxXxXx 1 year ago
This is new. XD
Rasenth 1 year ago
Oh Maker's Mercy!
cripplehawk 1 year ago
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I hope this sickening, faggot, bullshit is not in DA2.
Dallas8771 1 year ago
@Dallas8771
Hate to break it to you, but DAO wasnt the first in the franchise to have homosexuality amongst it's characters. A lot of it's books have main characters that are gay, and the games want to have something for everyone - including the LBGT community.
Homosexuality is here to stay and is almost definatly going to be included in DA2
CandiedStars 1 year ago
@CandiedStars
Aww, did I touch a nerve, faggot? lol :D
Dallas8771 1 year ago
@Dallas8771
I'm a woman who is engaged to a man.
Ergo - not gay.
So no, you didnt.
CandiedStars 1 year ago
@CandiedStars
Obviously I did, otherwise you would not have wasted time flapping your cock holster at me. ;-)
Dallas8771 1 year ago
@Dallas8771
My original comment was just making a statement. I was simply telling you that that homosexuality is common in the DA franchise and will be back - how the hell did you manage to assume I'm butthurt from that?
CandiedStars 1 year ago
@CandiedStars Did you ever stop to think that the guy your arguing with is probably 12?
bgatz008 1 year ago
@bgatz008
Considering I've met people IRL my own age who argue with similar, retarded mentality - no, I didnt. :(
CandiedStars 1 year ago
@CandiedStars If someone online is saying the gays don't deserve respect, they are 12. If they aren't, they are still 12.
bgatz008 1 year ago 3
@bgatz008
A fair point, I agree
CandiedStars 1 year ago
Santa's got something in his SACK for him!
slackmaster2000 1 year ago 3
Santa knew exactly what Zevran wanted for Christmas.
ReiningRei 1 year ago 145
@ReiningRei OHhhhh my god, soooo funny.
janisdawnjohnson 9 months ago
@ReiningRei lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
ResidentRetro 9 months ago
@ReiningRei hahaha oh my god I actually loled at that comment
Pberry2761 6 months ago
@ReiningRei oh my god. i can't. i think you knew exactly what i wanted for christmas
onariona 5 months ago
wtf
lbIeesel 1 year ago
O.O (i think ive seen it all)
2Wolfheartwarrior 1 year ago
lol santa and his elves...
michael12533 1 year ago 6
@michael12533 LMAO!
darksideofdarthvader 1 year ago
Ahhhh my eyes, they burn...they burn. I can feel them beginning to melt out of my eye sockets.
JC118201 1 year ago 4
HOLLY SHIT!!! O.o
xXviejas22Xx 1 year ago
This is Sparta!!!!!
DonJokeen 1 year ago
Hahaha ahh!!
richardfanx3 1 year ago
"this is most distubing :l"
katsupoi24 1 year ago
Is this real?
AmonDevilman 1 year ago
@AmonDevilman Why in the hell would you think this is real?
Gegeratsu 1 year ago
LOL this is fucking wrong
windowlicker1 1 year ago
hahaha :) Cool :P
DarKMessIaKriss 1 year ago
i have killed zevran in all my playthroughs
scorpgul 1 year ago
@scorpgul Your parents must be so proud.
jinflagstaff 1 year ago
Alistair approves +9
thezodiac8973 1 year ago 44
They seem to enjoy their sodomy.
zazikel 1 year ago
They would have been killed on the spot by the other members in camp.
cRobert2020 1 year ago
whats that song?
redfred004 1 year ago
Oh Santa and his elves XD
nyuurocks 1 year ago
this was the most distrurbing one yet
Italianlove09 1 year ago
What must the others think?
TheRealLinkShady 1 year ago
@TheRealLinkShady Alistair wants in xD
UberCookieboy 1 year ago
"Things you've seen that you can't unsee"
MisterBung 1 year ago
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WTF??? this fuckin faggot shit is really in the game? better not be lol i was thinking of getting the game this week
scorpgul 1 year ago
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@scorpgul dont worry u get the option of killing teh faggot and boinking hot chicks like leilana and morigan but their is this scene wher if u dont make sure the gay elf is dead he will come and stick his penis in ur butt while ur fukin morrigan its funny lol (no homo)
Bakkland 1 year ago
@Bakkland haha nice one and btw is the fag elf the only recruitable rogue party member?
scorpgul 1 year ago
@scorpgul nah leliana is a rogue and also a total slut.
Bakkland 1 year ago
@scorpgul grow up. Seriously.
dragonballmarcus 1 year ago
@scorpgul Grow up.
Zyxxs 1 year ago
SANTA NO
FutonForensic 1 year ago 2
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
coscientology 1 year ago
Ugh! LOL
TeoAmni 1 year ago
they love each other :)
miniscule20 1 year ago
lmao.....so creepy yet hilarious.
peaceturtleinfinity 1 year ago
lol
slayerofthenewbz522 1 year ago
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WHAT THE FUCK
Midgetrage 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK
Midgetrage 1 year ago
I am now scarred for life
drbeefcakes 1 year ago
This is so hilarious. The music compliments it hahahahaa
theoneandonlysplosh 1 year ago 2
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man loving man lol soo STUPID FUCKING STUPID. i hope sequel will remove this gay and lesbian stuff thats why they banned it in dubai thats why
DeathNeff 1 year ago
ah shitz meh EYEZZZZZZ *_*
kanariad2 1 year ago
Superiorly erotic.
Lijacote 1 year ago 4
FOR ORZAMARD! *thrust*
tehmackness 1 year ago 5
Behind the scenes in Santa's Workshop.
RedCloudLove 1 year ago 24
lmao
gwen420 1 year ago
ach the pain!
mrman5566 1 year ago
ach the pain of watching this!
mrman5566 1 year ago
I will be shitting bricks tonight, thats for sure
drbeefcakes 1 year ago 2
haha dwarf and elf lol
ronnievaldez 1 year ago 2
HE'S PRAYING IN THE BEGINNING XD
loktono 1 year ago
loooooooool
PinkSalmonat 1 year ago
Mind=raped
AquilaCampbell 1 year ago 5
OMG o_o lollll
Oreo94Night 1 year ago 4
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FalconBoxe 1 year ago 4
All of the sex scenes are already ridiculous because everyone is wearing bathing suits and there's the tacky Enya-knockoff playing in the background, but the added element of gay elf-dwarf sex makes it even more hilarious.
mechanixis 1 year ago 5
thats disgusting.
ErichWagenmann 2 years ago 3
dragon age anal origins xD
LMFAO on that Dwarf :D
Dertheante 2 years ago 6
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Dertheante 2 years ago
Omg I almost peed myself when I saw this. I'm not against gay sex but this made me laugh my ass off XD
Go stubby dwarf!! Woowooo!
TheDragonsRose 2 years ago 8
DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY
northtempest 2 years ago 3
AAAH SANTA CLAUS,GIMME MORE!
HeadSetBoy3P1C 2 years ago 77
@HeadSetBoy3P1C This is the 'interview' that Santa gives all of his elf 'helpers'.
squigian 1 year ago 5
@HeadSetBoy3P1C ROFL!
darksideofdarthvader 1 year ago
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DaBenMan4 2 years ago
0:26 Blows my mind
aversion2k 2 years ago 2
wtf
compipa3600 2 years ago
0.0
altpecander 2 years ago
Poor Zevran getting screwed by an ugly old dwarf man... T_T
0Miraluna0 2 years ago 4
FOX flipped out bcs of a look at a sidebob without a nipple in ME and they called it "full frontal nudity", they´ll prolly call this "Racist man rapes shortgrown man while feeding satan with kittens"
jarpasmannen 2 years ago 8
This is laughably bad xD
redsawdom 2 years ago 2
I made a dwarf just so I can do this...and now that I have, I feel dirty
SonRyu 2 years ago 3
LOL wtf?
dragerdet 2 years ago
You can't unsee it.
theFFVIguy 2 years ago
Gimli and Legolas <3
Gaia500 2 years ago 58