Bah! I've always been a lightweight when it came to surgery but just watching this game and with how detailed it makes the practice really look is making me feint, I feel like a wimp.
Especially so when I watched "Meet the Medic" and I couldn't watch and enjoy the video without having to pause to catch my breath and repel my dizziness to avoid fainting on the spot.
Actually, it didn't register that you did anything because it had already registered that you scraped the fat...do it a second time and you'll see it happen. :D
My God! I loved this game. But it was really too complex for a 5 year old. All I did was kill my patients and I got a higher score than my dad who actually tried it legitly.
'Hi there my name is Dr. Frankomatic Fleshreaver and I will be your surgeon for this very simple appendix operation. By law I'm required to inform you that my current percentage of patients not filing malpractice suits currently sits at 25%. To alleviate some of your concerns I'd like you to know that I'm currently spending a couple minutes a day after every misdiagnosis or patient death to remedy any further gross negligence in the future. I hope you enjoy your stay with us'
Doctor fleshreaver, meet Doctor Doom and i will show you how to personally blackmail the instructors and administrators, scare patients into leaving, thus no medical malpractice and even beating doctor bob in death count!
It was fun. I'd watch some more of it. More medical games would be fun too. I know there were a bunch of them for a period of time for the PC like combat medic extreme and such.
Five or six patients in, you've prescribed everything almost incorrectly, had a malpractice lawsuit, and killed one of your patients and they STILL say "go to medical school". Realism at its finest.
Well, this is one of the rare cases where having old graphics is actually good, because it doesn't scare you to death. I sincerely hope that real medicine has improved from that point...
Also, I winder what future medicine games will be like. Choose the right nanobot to do the whole job?
Second message said "During the operation, you violated some hospital surgical guidelines. Report to school." The part after the word 'to' is assumed, the video wouldn't let me pause to read the whole thing.
Honestly I still don't get why they were annoyed with me leaving that clamp in there. It'll hold that wound in his intestines shut just as well as stitching would have!
@Frankomatic hey frankomatic, guess what i got thanks to my mastery at frame by frame pausing :D the mystery phrase when you tried to cut the dude open at 4:00. he says
"I am outraged at your unbelievable incompetence! Report to medical school at once!"
i got a screenshot if anybody thinks im making that up!
Well Dr. Frankomatic, at least you still have a place in either Reliable Excavation and Demolition or Builder's League United who would both much appreciate your skill!
Oh Franko, even though you killed a few patients and left a chunk of metal on someone's intestine, your heart was in the right place. Unlike any patient's would have been if it had been heart surgery. :D
That was one of your funniest videos in quite some time. Nothing like like hilarity cause by shitty doctors who can't do their job right...oh wait, we actually have those.
Bah! I've always been a lightweight when it came to surgery but just watching this game and with how detailed it makes the practice really look is making me feint, I feel like a wimp.
Especially so when I watched "Meet the Medic" and I couldn't watch and enjoy the video without having to pause to catch my breath and repel my dizziness to avoid fainting on the spot.
Ehibika 2 weeks ago
Wow I want to play this now.
The graphics for the time are really good and the soounds are cool too.
PinBallReviewer 3 weeks ago
wow. I remember playing this in school. We used to try to carve our names in the patient without anesthetic before they scream.
necogreendragon 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Frankomatic
Watching this while reading Dr. Moreau is ... hilarious lol
skillless 1 month ago
I would totally just stab people with that game
MysteryoftheGods 1 month ago
Thank God for tort reform!
Jimbeanlover89 1 month ago
What I want to know is what happens if someone drops a Jr. Mint into the patient.
MrWhitman 1 month ago
So his game is Traumatic Center?
I love the fact that your surgical assistant's name was one letter away from "Dr Mangler."
"Surgery is not easy, so don't lose heart. Your patient did, but you shouldn't."
Lycanthrokeith 1 month ago
You are no Dr House
Remember it's never Lupis
michiyoyoshiku 1 month ago
Great to see this game again... I remember writing my initials on someones belly. :D
Ui2019 5 months ago
The patients wouldn't be technically dead if you used Herbert West's Re-Animating Agent.
DrMarilynFan 6 months ago
I found that using the number pad to do the cutting yields cleaner cuts.
chretiendutroyes 9 months ago
Haha, I loved to kill the patients on this game XD
BionicCommander89 10 months ago
Apparently two people died under your knife... XD
AlphaOmegaAWH 11 months ago
lol: FUNNY :D
milliomoselme 1 year ago
After you cut him without anasthasia, he says...
"I AM OUTRAGED AT YOUR UNBELIEVABLE INCOMPETENCE! REPORT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AT ONCE!"
Spyrorocks2 1 year ago 2
13:34
Actually, it didn't register that you did anything because it had already registered that you scraped the fat...do it a second time and you'll see it happen. :D
AlphaOmegaAWH 1 year ago
It's interesting how the game begins with a man in a body bag. That's some pretty dark foreshadowing, if you ask me.
BBPatterson12 1 year ago
Do you get to do prostate exams? :D
TheSouthernGentleman 1 year ago
Are you changing your user name to Frank-o-Sadistic now?
Paulywhore 1 year ago
You forgot to give him the gas.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
Well I recently read an article that medical work seems to be basicly just like that game.
useless1997 1 year ago
My God! I loved this game. But it was really too complex for a 5 year old. All I did was kill my patients and I got a higher score than my dad who actually tried it legitly.
dohdohburd 1 year ago
Honestly, what did they expect from a guy named "Flashreaver"?
flyingace1234 1 year ago 2
You could try Life & Death on the Apple IIgs. It's highly superior in graphics and sound.
Crowley9 1 year ago
I remember playing this waaaaay back when.. all I did was chop people up! Chop Chop!
Bormac 1 year ago
0:53 Bill Clinton!
andophiroxia 1 year ago
This was very fun i want more of these videos it was extremely interesting if you ask me.
Well i want to see you fail for more laugh and get fired of course, but oh well. ^^
Achille12345 1 year ago
LOL He don't need operation and then you just open him and start playing with his guts! XD
Patient: Doctor is that really necessary for a small headache?!
Good Doctor: Uhhh.. Yes... OF COURSE!! "Take a Scalpel and start laughing"
patient: Uh Oh! "Dies horribly"
Wow someone dies and all they say is you fail go back to school you evil good Doctor!
Good Doctor: Awww hell... Alright.... "Sleep during the class again"
Achille12345 1 year ago
Hrm.When I got my appendix out, they used some sort of glue. . . well, this is the 80's i guess. .
ladytzunaday1 1 year ago
Those patients should have purchased iCan Health Insurance from Billy Mays
LegendarySage 1 year ago
'Hi there my name is Dr. Frankomatic Fleshreaver and I will be your surgeon for this very simple appendix operation. By law I'm required to inform you that my current percentage of patients not filing malpractice suits currently sits at 25%. To alleviate some of your concerns I'd like you to know that I'm currently spending a couple minutes a day after every misdiagnosis or patient death to remedy any further gross negligence in the future. I hope you enjoy your stay with us'
ryeo998 1 year ago 18
You are such a disaster at games, Frank. Thank you for all of your wonderful videos.
royalguard56 1 year ago
Doctor fleshreaver, meet Doctor Doom and i will show you how to personally blackmail the instructors and administrators, scare patients into leaving, thus no medical malpractice and even beating doctor bob in death count!
t3rr411 1 year ago
It was fun. I'd watch some more of it. More medical games would be fun too. I know there were a bunch of them for a period of time for the PC like combat medic extreme and such.
deatheven13 1 year ago
this actually looks like a good game and it's freaking nerve racking even though I'm not the one playing
ProfessorOak420 1 year ago
I would of turned the gas off when you hit the bottom layer, just to see what happens...
MrNDSteinbach 1 year ago
The doctor at @ 4:00 that goes away almost instantly says:
"I am outraged at your unbelievable incompetence! Report to medical school at once!"
MrNDSteinbach 1 year ago 2
@MrNDSteinbach and he says it with a smile on his face lol
LegendarySage 1 year ago
Mr.Manglier?.....Dr.Mengele?
CustodianSteve 1 year ago
Dr. Fleshreaver is obviously the best doctor in the world!
KnightOf96Light 1 year ago
19:48
xxlimpyleg 1 year ago
I'd like to see more of this in future, looks a pretty cool game once you get the hang of it.
sonofafitch85 1 year ago
If simple operations in this game are this hard, I'd love to see someone successfully operate on Triti with this engine.
crawdkenny 1 year ago
Oh. My. God. I remember playing this game as a kid and having nightmares for some reason after I would fail a surgery. @_@
ZeroCaim 1 year ago
I hated this game when I was a kid, it nearly scared me to death one day when my sister failed an operation.
Being a silly doctor is much better
LuigiDodgeball 1 year ago
What if this was like Trauma Center: Under the Knife?
Ebb1993isgreat 1 year ago
CGA graphics ftw!
RJTamm93 1 year ago
At 4:00, the doctor says
"I am outraged at your unbelievable incompetence! Report to medical school at once!"
markyjoe1990 1 year ago
Franko, you are a silly doctor. :3
Redfordcrate 1 year ago
I wish that mindscape/sii/software toolworks still made games. They really were the best.
jasonjlaw 1 year ago
That was great. I chuckled.
Svankmajer 1 year ago
Other doctors in the hospital: Dr. Corpseeater, Dr.Malpractice, Dr.Limbbreaker and Dr. Brown
JunoHalberd 1 year ago 10
@JunoHalberd Don't forget Dr. Kevorkian!!!
lepot23 1 year ago
@JunoHalberd Don't forget Doctor Heartripper.
EchidonaMicHog 2 months ago
County hospitals. D:
IAmXerion 1 year ago
Frankomatic, I want you to be my family doctor.
LosNodos 1 year ago
8:04 > what i always see. :(
FelineIce 1 year ago
this is pretty detailed and impressive for a game made in 1988
Cuddlebunzzzz 1 year ago
That's it. I want Dr. Fleshreaver as my new doctor.
SSiG94 1 year ago
Congratulations, Doug Murphy.
Suzaku000 1 year ago
firefox?! use chrome!
cake89 1 year ago
I've heard about this game, so I was interested in it. Thanks for LPing it :D
buster42 1 year ago
Five or six patients in, you've prescribed everything almost incorrectly, had a malpractice lawsuit, and killed one of your patients and they STILL say "go to medical school". Realism at its finest.
Begaria 1 year ago 2
@Begaria These patients were guinea pigs and had to sign a waiver
lepot23 1 year ago
One of your best games Frank, It helped make my morning better XD
fhistleb 1 year ago
lol, "cut with the grain." sounds like your talking about woodworking.
TheSouthernGentleman 1 year ago
You should've named the doc Gumby.
ERUTROTSINEP 1 year ago
Closing up the patient:
"Oh, well, I'm already halfways done sewing up this guy, nobody's gonna miss that clamp"
FoolyCoolyMabase 1 year ago
At least that second time around you didn't kill the patient.
Ashkihyena 1 year ago
Today games have to be so politically correct, this game would never get released!
HardWarUK 1 year ago
NO NOT THIS GAME! I never could finish ONE level in this game. GAH!
FelineIce 1 year ago
I am... SO, nauseated...
Nekarcos 1 year ago 2
pwnomatic boom boom boom
how do u do it
Kiwirnango 1 year ago
"It looks like you tied off something."
That's some good input there, nurse.
ChesuMori 1 year ago
Well, this is one of the rare cases where having old graphics is actually good, because it doesn't scare you to death. I sincerely hope that real medicine has improved from that point...
Also, I winder what future medicine games will be like. Choose the right nanobot to do the whole job?
GreatEmerald1 1 year ago
Second message said "During the operation, you violated some hospital surgical guidelines. Report to school." The part after the word 'to' is assumed, the video wouldn't let me pause to read the whole thing.
DefEdge2k 1 year ago
Ugh, 4 colours and beeps. Play this on an Amiga instead.
MagikGimp 1 year ago
Franko, I imagine you as the Groucho Marx doctor while playing this game xD
beatchef 1 year ago
DOKTOR IS BEST AT SURGERY!
-Heavy Weapons Guy
setojurai 1 year ago
That game is awesome, you don't get that realism in games these days. Awesome
steverodriguez123 1 year ago
Honestly I still don't get why they were annoyed with me leaving that clamp in there. It'll hold that wound in his intestines shut just as well as stitching would have!
Frankomatic 1 year ago 31
@Frankomatic hey frankomatic, guess what i got thanks to my mastery at frame by frame pausing :D the mystery phrase when you tried to cut the dude open at 4:00. he says
"I am outraged at your unbelievable incompetence! Report to medical school at once!"
i got a screenshot if anybody thinks im making that up!
dragonnutds 1 year ago
Huh, I haven't had the whole "alternating laughing and wincing" sort of reaction to anything in awhile.
qwAirGear 1 year ago
this game was pretty cool its kinda funny how involved it is
jaymanwilly 1 year ago
That Medic is a spy!
Well Dr. Frankomatic, at least you still have a place in either Reliable Excavation and Demolition or Builder's League United who would both much appreciate your skill!
gbindahouse94 1 year ago
You should have played the Amiga version. I have no idea if the gameplay is the same but the graphics are a heck of a lot better.
Gooberslot 1 year ago
Can't you just diagnose everyone as having lupus and be done with it?
BoboTheVulture 1 year ago 30
@BoboTheVulture But it's never lupus! ...Except that one time when it really was lupus.
Murasashi 1 year ago
@BoboTheVulture oh stop being so meta
TheEverandever 1 year ago
Oh Franko, even though you killed a few patients and left a chunk of metal on someone's intestine, your heart was in the right place. Unlike any patient's would have been if it had been heart surgery. :D
MasterAsra 1 year ago
I think one of the things the teacher says is something along the lines of, "Your impression of Jack the Ripper was not appreciated."
KewlioMZX 1 year ago
If nothing else, you'd make a great stand in for Kevorkian.
Zaodai 1 year ago
Regarding your first surgery: the assistant did warn you, you just weren't paying attention.
Either way, hella funny video, Frank. Loved this game, I actually got pretty good at it at one point. You did a great job.
AmayirotAkago 1 year ago
Doesn't the sequel let you perform brain surgery? I can only imagine how many ways someone can screw that up.
YukaTakeuchiFan 1 year ago 9
@YukaTakeuchiFan Yep. the sequel is about brain surgery. Somehow it seems less difficult, too.
Frankomatic 1 year ago
@YukaTakeuchiFan No I can only imagine how many ways Frank can screw that up :D
BlackWolfessUSCM 1 year ago
@YukaTakeuchiFan
Not with Dr. Fleshreaver on board, my man! He's the BEST doctor ever! =D
SoldierSunstar 1 year ago
19:20.
He said During the operation, you violated some hospital surgical guidelines. Report to medical school.
zaxtor 1 year ago
That was one of your funniest videos in quite some time. Nothing like like hilarity cause by shitty doctors who can't do their job right...oh wait, we actually have those.
stuntmanjbc 1 year ago
Dr. Frankomatic, my feet itch, can you prescribe me something?
Snotnarok 1 year ago
Best doctor ever. I would so let you (not) do my surgery! =D
LupisLupine 1 year ago
Let the malpractice begin!!
P.S. You misspelled the title
Thomal9 1 year ago
@Thomal9 Typo fixed now.
Frankomatic 1 year ago
After the surgery he says "I am outraged at your unbelievable incompetence! Report to medical school at once!"
NewCancer69 1 year ago