Defence of ParanoiDave

[IamDrizzle]

dont worry the best way to get your band big is by making billions of enemies all over the world! it got the name out but everyone just hates you for it and now wont give you a chance. good job blowing a shit load of your chances assholes

[broom289]

well if we wanted to be big, then maybe we would have tried. Fortunately for us, we have better things to do, and despite how much pissing people like you off makes me smile (especially when you cry so much) i've gotta say really, all these people that hate us don't mean shit to me.

[Paranoidave]

last time I checked angry 12 year old 4chan addicts didn't run record labels....so I think we'll be O.K ;)

[sunstick1]

I have to say that even though i may like the music ParanoiDave takes the piss out of he is original and i wish he would keep on doing it. If you think that all these bands need you to stick up for them and swear blindly like a monkey thats had too much crack then go for it but your simply wasting effort as he have clearly stated...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Peace out

Sunstick

[Deathwalking]

lol YooTooY you are retarded...death metal is a very hard genre of music to play and very few bands would make it...I know this because I am a prodigy of music and atm i am studying msuic at university and i am also a huge fan of death metal..so if you can pick up a guitar and start a band as good as the early Deicide or Cannibal Corpse tell me..but i bet you won't you sack of shit

[Davebucket]

Gee people are kicking up a HUGE stink about this, WTF!!!!!

[YooTooY]

Paranoidave sucks dick.I bet he never had a girlfriend or sex.All you close minded faggots listen to is death metal so don't act like you have a clue about music.

Oh yeah and you make fun of bands which are way better in song writing and performing.Most of the bands make millions and have good lyrics.Unlike you.Your songs sound like they have been written by a 12 year old.

[theseasonschange]

FUCK YOU YooTooY!!

Fucking Twat

Get A Fucking Life

Fucktard Wankshaft Cockwhore Arsewanking Whorebag!

[YooTooY]

If you look closely you would see that i just did this comment to piss people like you off.And obviously there is always some idiot complaining about comments that aren't even serious.Now I understand what why Paranoidave does this so often.

[FreddyTirana]

yes i will compare wargazm to big bands.... wargazm is better than all of them!

[WGL92236]

if u say ur vid is pointless then y do u have it on here just remove it we dont care about his life and how many ugly yellow teeth bitches hes fucked sooo hes still gay n wargazm still sux n his interpretation vids r just retarded...........

[broom289]

If you don't care, why have you watched it, or even commented?

[WGL92236]

um maybe for kicks n grins.....

[broom289]

Well, did you ever think that this video might have also been for shits n giggles? Most people usually figure out that i make a lot of my videos to promote a response from over-sensitive internet geeks like yourself.

[WGL92236]

ohhhh trying to be macho eyy puto try coming over my place and see wat will happen if u mess wit me, dont try to be tough if u dont no me, u dont no wat im capable of.

[broom289]

Hahahahaha, internet threats? Man you are pathetic. Run along now little child, you are just being silly now.

[WGL92236]

oh little child atleast im not a old sack of shit like u get a life u douche.

[broom289]

I have a life, and it's quite good. These little cries you're having on my video just make it a little better. :)

[WGL92236]

i also have a life and its great, ur shot face makes me feel better cuz i no im shot like u lol i feel bad 4 u, say all u want idc anymore i wont reply to ur comments, say anything man sticks and stones, STICKS AND STONES!

[broom289]

my shot face? ......what?

And what's with the sticks and stones dude, these the objects you like to insert rectally?

If you can't handle being owned by me every time you try to say something, feel free to stop.

[broom289]

Uum, just a quick note. You do know that i'm not a member of knergiezer right? Nor am i a death/Black Metal fan.

What you're saying here is basically as effective as saying "BrItNeYsPeArsssssgAY".

[PuNkAsSLiLMiDgEt]

Has Dave actually had a random dude from the UK come up to where you guys live and confronted him?

[broom289]

I'm not sure, don't think so. I know i've had random people come up to me and ask me if i was in wargazm, but they were only saying good things! (yes i know, i was shocked that some people actually like us for what we do aswell!)

[PuNkAsSLiLMiDgEt]

Most people will criticize the band because its not metal and because of the interpretations of all those bands....I also thought you were a member of them too...But anyone who does want to talk shit just shows they cant take a joke and they are looking for ways to get back

[Paranoidave]

Yeah Drew (broom289) is a member, the bassist.

And you've hit the nail right on the head pretty much. It's kinda scary how people can be so narrow minded and think that, like themselves, everybody else only ever listens to 1 type of music.

[Paranoidave]

as Drew said.

People have recognized us from the wargazm vids and that.

but nothing even remotely negative has been said to us in real life, people seem to think the videos are funny/wargazm kicks ass, and I've had a few drinks bought for me by nice folk up in all of Cardiff's rock clubs.

I guess only the faceless kids hiding behind computer screens have bad things to say xD

[PuNkAsSLiLMiDgEt]

Thats good....at least your getting somewhere with yourself and your music

As I said to your friend Drew, most people will talk shit on your band because its not metal and the interpretations but what they fail to understand is your succeeding and they are not

Some of the insults are funny but as for the rest its just a bunch of 13-19 year old butthurt kiddies who cant take a joke and try to fuck with you but its obvious that it only makes your band more noticeable

[Paranoidave]

"Some of the insults are funny but as for the rest its just a bunch of 13-19 year old butthurt kiddies who cant take a joke and try to fuck with you but its obvious that it only makes your band more noticeable"

Can't spell infamous without famous xD

I think there might be a song in that....

[PuNkAsSLiLMiDgEt]

Go for it....Im no lyricist but im getting better at coming up with my own riffs now

[siokoy28]

man i really wish beginthehunt would stop his chattering...it's TL and i DR

[broom289]

Meh, let him chat on as much as he wants. Just ignore him. :P

[broom289]

Lol, i went to click reply to your last post and accidentally clicked remove, sorry.  :P

Tell your girl thank you for the compliment. She can have a christmas card off me.

[governergusgus]

well of course you defend him your his friend.

[broom289]

Exactly, what kind of friend wouldn't?

[governergusgus]

ya but who knows,he could've put you up to this.

[updowntv]

True. But you shouldn't take negative comments posted by Internet users so seriously. The Internet isn't exactly reliable.

[broom289]

Oh we don't really, this video was basically another way to piss of those people who take themselves far too seriously.

It seems to be working! :P

[updowntv]

Lol. Too many people take things way too seriously. I don't really see what's the big screaming deal about Dave's interpretations.

[hateness101]

Aswome song Drew. coming to see 4ft tonight at the 2pigs? album show thang going down

[broom289]

I wish i could, but i'm still in chester. Have a good night man!

[ErikssonAttack]

I would like to say I enjoy Trivium's music and still find Dave's parodys funny as do Trivium themselves and Roadrunner Records THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR and also they understand not everyone's gonna like their music, that's just how it is.

[Vallinen92]

"Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs."

From Daves Video. The slipknot video. Well, your own friend thinks your music is gay. I'm sure you dont care, just wanted to enlighten you.

And well, Yes. I dont like WarGazM..

But i can say i saw that video before the, "flame the metal bands" videos. Anyway, i'm off to take a stroll.

[broom289]

But i still stand up for him? Hmm, maybe because i'm better then all these whiny emo fags who have to cry for more milk every time someone rips into their favorite bands. Although i like some of the bands dave takes the piss out of, i still find it fucking hilarious.

[Vallinen92]

Well, awesome. I just thought of this. If i would be an emo fag i'd not really complain..

(and no, i dont like emos. fags indeed. Thats why i'm so pissed of whole this deal, i dont want to be known as emo)

I'm just royally pissed about people associating Slipknot or whatever with Emo. Sure some of they'r songs sounds like mr.selfpity, but thats not emo, then people dont know what they are speaking about if they call that emo.

[Gtdef]

HAHAHA

Hey guys, you know, it takes more than appearence to get laid. The only reason I don't feel sorry for you right now is because you are like 2 years old. You will grow up.

[broom289]

Yeh i suppose, good job i blinded your mum with my cock last night. ;)

[mickyjd]

is cry more ure slogon or somat all u guys seem to say

and wargazm seems a good thing wi good people

cept that fat fuck hes never got laid no way and it jus lowers him down saying he has

other then him its got good vids n shit

and i know ure gona defend ure mate like but meh

[broom289]

We don't like to say "fat fuck", we lke to say "pleasantly plump". :P Loads of people have got issues with dave, but ur the first person to separate WarGazM from Paranoidave. Everyone else usually just shouts at all of us cos we are in his band.

[rocknrolljc0]

now it makes sence you guys are british mother fucks and that fat fucks girl is probaly a slut he pays to have sex with him cuz that fucker will never get laid in his life

[broom289]

you septics are all the same, hey, why dont you go crash the mall?

[Jonnyblakey]

lol i like those interpritations cant spell it, anyway lol i like the bands like trivium and crack up at the vids so i dunno y utubers get so lery about it, and u like nu metal WOO nice 1 :)

[happycowtipper87]

let paranoidave fight his own fights. its not your fault that hes giving wargasm a bad name. nice pentagram by the way. NOT!

[broom289]

dave is my friend, and i stand up for my friends. No doubt if this was real life, you guys would gang up on him and try to kick the shit out of him, but i'd help him in real life, why not on youtube?

[Paranoidave]

although that being said, I'm not the most physical guy, But I reckonf I could trounce a group of angsty 10 year olds.

[zawaz]

the only reason you know that paranoidave has been laid is because your asshole was the thing getting him laid

[broom289]

i'm not your mother dude, she's the one who's walking like john wayne after WarGazM gang raped her. On a similar topic, the video of that will be up in a few weeks.

[vije3]

shit

[MaNTePsE]

lol

[mrconridge]

lolololololol

[mikibarba]

Paranoidave's girlfriend was Gimli (lord of the rings)

[taytay587]

FAG

[heresjonny666]

well, you got one thing right. This video was pointless.

[Yuragane]

all of the things mentioned in this vid is for AND agaisnt wargasm...but broom is too stupid to relise that

[broom289]

smarter then you asswipe. if u don't realise how stupid what you just said is, you must be a moron.

[FallenSon12]

i agree

[FallenSon12]

And in all honesty, Minites to Midnight is the worst album Rick Rubin has produced. Linkin Park has done the unthinkable, make Rick Rubin a tool. For Shame!

[FallenSon12]

Frankly i'm a fan of avant-garde/experimental rock/alot of metal/world music/pretty much experiment with all sorts of genres. I'm making a comment here going out to ALL haters of Dave. Exactly what offence do you take in the videos? Well i can understand that he is being a little offensive and it borderlines on being harsh. But come one, i'm a fan of As I Lay Dying, and i thought it was hilarious.

[flatutards]

Wargasm rules. :)

[FallenSon12]

Many people are just too insecure and are not able to make fun of themselves. If you think that Dave is taking the piss out of bands, then you are obviously letting him. How in your mind dies he ruin good bands? Does Dave physically go to the studio and tell the band personnaly "You are all retards, stop playing shit". Do his videos affect anything on a international scale, No. Its all about being able to take a joke or not.

[broom289]

Exactly. Cheers for the comment!

[narutokid455]

if u like nu metal then u'de like slipknot,korn,and linkin park...

[broom289]

I like some Slipknot, think korn are fucking awesome, and like Linkin Park (except for their new album, it sucks ass).

[narutokid455]

omg their new album blew..there were like..3 good songs(bleed it out,given up,and no more sorrow)

[broom289]

yeh i know what you mean. They are just trying to go with what is becomin popular, and are failing badly. I hate it when good bands do that.

[narutokid455]

"experimenting"  but actually i think its cuz this is the first time mike co-produced an album...

[broom289]

meh well, he needs to stop. Linkin Park need to go back to the way they were!

[narutokid455]

go back to there hybrid theory styles...thats the way to go...hybrid theory was a great album :D

[xbodombeachterrorx]

hmm.... i agree with this last comment of 'broom289's but i do have two questions, why do you all who are being 'the bashers' care so much that some doesnt like the same bands as you. its straying from the "honour" "pride" or whatever of the band and going more to what you think...which of course on the internet unless they know you, no one really cares.... so why would you watch this or any of the interpretations for that matter? it was technically ur idiocy...

[broom289]

finally, someone has it right.

Chrz for the comment. saves me constantly repeating myself. :P

[broom289]

Right, im finally home, and back to ok internets. People, grow the fuck up and chill a bit. Learn to take a fucking joke. end of.

[ironmaiden55555]

then if u dislike metalcore, why dont u like the latest album from trivium(with the anthem on it)? its not metalcore anymore

[Paranoidave]

because it's shit, to put it simply.

Id rather listen to ACTUAL Thrash metal....not some watered down derivitive cheap pop imitation of it.

[ironmaiden55555]

yeah right... keep sucking

[ryangaston88]

you want REAL thrash? listen to some nuclear assault.

[ironmaiden55555]

Paranoidave likes 1 fucking style and hates the all others so he sucks. and of the story

[Paranoidave]

erm no...that couldn't be more wrong actually.

I dislike 1 style (metalcore) and like basically every genre on the planet.

and before you say "blah blah but you said you don't like x-band they're not metalcore"

disliking a few bands doesn't mean you dislike the whole genre fuckstain.

[lethaljellybean]

lol @ ur nickname->comment.

[finalfantac]

paranoidave sucks cock. end of.

[PorkGoat]

well I would go to that pub to speak to you but its not really worth a 3 hour drive to start some crap over an internet video, plus I think deep down inside Dave really does like Trivium...

[Paranoidave]

no...he doesn't.

People read into my work WAAY to much.

What you see is what you get.

[PorkGoat]

you shouldn't have told people where you live. there are a lot of people out there who are so angry at paranoidave that they might go and find him. you are putting daves safety at risk by letting everyone know he is from gloucester.

[Paranoidave]

I've told people where I live dozens of times.

Hell Come to the Red Lion in Newent on any given friday night if you want to start shit, I'm prepared to listen to your criticism.

And people want to excercise violence over an internet video, then truly they deserve the jailtime for aggrivated assault, and the utter ass stomping myself and my friends will give them.

[beginthehunt]

You know I talk to alot of people on the internet that would enjoy kicking your fucking fat head in given the chance and knowing where to find you. I would tell them but im not that pathetic. And im only violent because, yes your interpretations are funny but some parts you just act like a wanker towards bands that you feel are crap which ruins them. Which is a shitty attitude.

[Paranoidave]

it ruins them for people like you who are dumb enough to LET it ruin thm.

"You know I talk to alot of people on the internet"

I'm really not surprised, you seem like so much of a knob real life people wouldn't put up with you.

[beginthehunt]

Thats a pretty good comeback, but for somebody who belongs to a band called "WARGAZM" and sits on his fat arse instead of standing up when playing guitar I dont feel offended. Especially when that person can't even be civil.

Im talking about you btw, just letting you know incase all that fat retardedness is going to your head. Oh well might aswell let you think your right. Meanwhile since you think im childish, when im actually more mature than you, I will act childish

[Paranoidave]

do I go around spamming peoples profiles?...NO

Do I block anyone who says something remotely negative...NO

Am I too stubborn to back down even when I know somethings a joke and that I'm wrong? NO!

You have NEVER been civil at any point to anybody.

and thats some ASTOUNDING logic right there. "I'm more mature so I'm going to act childish"

[beginthehunt]

You do not go round spamming profiles. You blocked me. Yes you are too stubborn and you are the biggest prick. I have tried to be civil with you a few times and I get the biggest heap of shit back. Oh and im only acting childish because you see me as acting childish when I try to have a decent convo...so..umm...SUCK YOUR MUMS FUCKING HAIRY BALLS...HEHE...FAGGHHHOOOOOOOO­ORT

[Paranoidave]

you're not blocked....

...me and anyone who says anythign negative to you (altheeagle, finnish, darthyoda)

give one example of when you have been civil...I think you'll find that it just simply does not exist.

[beginthehunt]

"yes your interpretations are funny but some parts you just act like a wanker towards bands that you feel are crap which ruins them. Which is a shitty attitude."

Here I was trying to tell you the reason why im acting like this towards you and I got the gayest response from you. Also I tried to comment back to you on several videos...blocked. Oh and those tossers deserve to be blocked. They just keep fucking spamming everywhere so I spammed them back

[Paranoidave]

"It ruins it for people if they LET it ruin it for them"

how is that a gay response. Unless by gay you mean "perfectly logical".

I know if someone did stuff like this to bands I like, I really wouldn't care in the slightest. I'm secure enough in my own tastes and opinion.

If you're not, then thats hardly my fault and you're basically admitting to being an asshole because I don't have the same taste as you.

[beginthehunt]

Man if you didnt act like a dick on them they wouldnt have to be ruined. The only people that the videos arnt ruined by is tossers like altheagle, finnish, everyonesucksballs etc who are plain tittie tossers, and you will see soon because they will be giving me shit on this vid next.

[Paranoidave]

...and the fans of the bands who are smart enough to enjoy it....and MTV....and Roadrunner records themselves.

Again....just because you cannot take a joke, doesn't mean other people can't.

[beginthehunt]

I found it funny until you started acting like a wanker. Mainly the Trivium Interpretation and the As I Lay Dying. Like I said they were funny until you started acting like a prick, which obviously wasnt a joke as you just wanted people to argue back against you and express how much YOU hate the bands

[Paranoidave]

a dliberately inflammitory joke is still a joke.

Again I say, it's not my fault if 5-10 seconds of vague negativity ruins a 3-4 minute long video for someone.

[beginthehunt]

You were taking the piss through most of the vids. If you cant see that you are acting like a complete asshole you will never see sense. At least I know when I act like a complete wanker, and that is after people give me shit.

You are one of the most stubborn youtube users I have come across, along with those other bitches on darthy0das channel.

[Paranoidave]

I'm stubborn because I KNOW I haven't done anything wrong.

You seem to think being honest and telling the truth is me being an "asshole".

well sorry pal, fact is.

Lots of people like these (including the bands and record labels themselves)

I AM FULLY AWARE I was JOKINGLY taking the piss. If you want to interpret it WRONGLY then thats your choice.

You will not convince me otherwise because I AM right here and you ARE wrong.

[beginthehunt]

"I'm stubborn because I KNOW I haven't done anything wrong."

Your stubborn because you cant see when your being a complete asswipe.

[Paranoidave]

You're stubborn because me being an "asswipe" is subjective to opinion. The only reason you believe it is because our views clash.

It's the severe minorty that share your view, and at the end of the day what it boils down to is people getting upset because they feel they have to defend a group of strangers.

[beginthehunt]

Its because you make yourself out to be an asswipe. I believe everybody should have an opinion, but there is no reason to be a stubborn fuck about it and ignore the fact that other people can be right

[Paranoidave]

ultimately your argument is based on your opinion of me, which is an opinion, and not fact.

MY arguement is based on my actual creative intentions.

to dumb it down, you're arguing with assumptions heavily clouded by emotion, I'm arguing with fact.

The only person being stubborn here is you for efusing to accept this.

[beginthehunt]

Im not clouded by emotion at all. Im just trying to make you see that you act like a complete DICK at times which YOU are refusing to admit. Your opinions of bands are not facts and you go about it being a tosser not taking in a thing anybody says to you because you are stubborn.

[Paranoidave]

"m not clouded by emotion at all. Im just trying to make you see that you act like a complete DICK at times which YOU are refusing to admit."

you see....your statement is based SOLELY on emotion and opinion.

I didn't say my opinion was fact, i said the fact the videos are a joke and were INTENDED TO BE TAKEN LESS THAN SERIOUSLY is a fact.

Althogh you seem you don't want to admit you overreacted, instead you think it's a better idea to just try and blame everyone else who disagrees with you.

[beginthehunt]

opinion, not emotion. I am actually glad that you can actually talk some sense to somebody without completely being childish. I am not blaming anything on anybody and the reason I have gone on for this long is because I am trying to make you see what an arse you can truly be, which obviously will never happen. I agree with some things you have said, disagree with most but to say I am clouded by emotion is very stupid.

[Paranoidave]

last thing I am going to say.

of course it's clouded by emotion, you cannot show me what an arse I'm being if it's only your personal opinion of me.

Seeing some of the other dumb stuff you've done I really can't take you seriously

[beginthehunt]

lol I only act like a 5 year old when someone acts like a 10 year old towards me. Like I said. You will never know because you are stubborn and do not give a shit about other peoples opinions and seeing as we do not agree on nearly everything (well only I agree on some things you said) lets leave it like that and never talk to each other again because obviously we are getting nowhere. So bye.

and tell those other losers from me: GET OVER IT

[beginthehunt]

And im not trying to offend you with these latest comments. Just to let you know. But I think you are the one acting like an asshole because you have a different taste to other people. Just watch your interpretations and you will see that your the one going about making yourself look like a complete ignorrant narrow minded nob.

[Paranoidave]

except it is obvious they are a joke.

A joke that you don't get, so stop trying to talk about something you don't know anything about.

[broom289]

right, i'm getting a bit tired of this little arguement on my video. Beginthehunt, just drop it man. You want to be mature, then stop posting, and leave it.

Dave, this guy ain't worth replying to all the time. Simply stop feeding him insults (and to clarify things, i agree with you dave.)

If you fucks over the internet want to threaten dave, threaten me too. I'll be waiting in the Red Lion in Newent when dave is. want to kick his ass? come to me first.

[beginthehunt]

Lol broom. Did you read anything I wrote? I said im not that pathetic to start a fight with some guy just because he makes lame videos. I have not threatened Dave in anyway, nor do I intend to because I know that I will not travel miles to start shit over stupid crap, so you know what? FUCK OFF.

[Paranoidave]

A response on behalf of Broom:

"then get the fuck off my videos, stop acting like a pussy ass child. If you want us to stop, come kick my ass, cos thats the only way this shit is gettin taken off."

[beginthehunt]

lol tell him im busy with his mum that day

[xKiLlMeQuIcKx]

Lol

[broom289]

try it and i would actually kill you.

[bloodrose85]

Hey where did this fight go? I was enjoying it. Come back guys!

[broom289]

:P yeah guys, come on, bring the thunder!

[nicholass666]

ew....nu metal

[broom289]

what's wrong with Nu Metal, i love it! At heart i'm a black hoody wearing 13 year old!

[Spuds85]

Man, for an English student you have a few grammatical errors in there!  Well said

[beginthehunt]

im not crying, im just laughing seeing as dave takes the piss out of bands that actually sound good and has to go about being immature about it, and then calls us childish for telling him to grow up.

[Paranoidave]

I called you childish because you seem to absolutely refuse the idea that the videos are a joke. yeah, I don't like the bands at all, but the things I say are GREATLY EXAGGURATTED. how many times do I have to tell you before you start paying some fucking attention...

[beginthehunt]

wow contact at last and still a dick. Oh well, maybe one day you will learn that As I Lay Dying, Trivium, A7X and many more great bands piss and rape "WARGAZM".

I can see the fact that they have been over exagerated, but its the fact that you have to go about being an immature tosser about it. And it doesnt look like a joke when you keep going on about how they suck, which is obviously your opinions of the bands.

[Paranoidave]

ah well.

You can keep me blocked and having giggly little schoolgirl bitchfests about me with your boyfriend "dazzerd" (who believe me, is just as retarded and cowardly as you, so you guys will make a cute couple) and then then get up on some fabricated high horse concerning maturity.

Everybody hates you....have you wondered why?

[PorkGoat]

Ah! you're the "and you don't know me" guy. Legend!

[PorkGoat]

so do you know Paranoidave in real life?

[broom289]

Yeah, if you have seen the Emo Fag video, i'm the ugly fucker on bass.

[pyromaniacdude]

I had two muffins, then i ate one, now i have one JESUS FUCKING CHRIST D:

[broom289]

Man, you have an issue there, if i was you, i'd cut myself in a dark room, then write a poem about how hard it is for you to deal with this shit!

[volcomcole]

lol yeah "PROBABLY"

wtf lol

[ryangaston88]

stick it to the man drew!

[Paranoidave]

PROBABLY won't ever ¬_¬...how very dare you..GOSH!

but sexy and correct video regardless.