ENDING UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS: HIT THE EJECT BUTTON!

[divatpamethook]

I dont even have a TV

[backstabNbitchslap]

Trying

[PrettyElien57]

I like this video,it make me laugh,I will often look it)

[lewpz]

i actually picked up my remote while laughing. hard.

[PrettyElien57]

GO TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DimNeverEnds]

Sometimes u can't escape that easily from an unhealthy situation Chris unfortunately!

[OverdoseMiley]

I'm so sending this video to someone in an unhealthy relationship.

[princess22214]

luv u boo!

[saskaisabeast]

its time to upgrade to bluray boo!

[widdleweindeer1st]

hallelujah!

[ShadeLundy]

That made me laugh!!!!!!

[222demon222]

FAN'FUCKIN'TASTIC!

[222demon222]

Hhaaha! ''Jaackk.. ill n-never let go jack..'' haha hilarious titanic quote! XD

[Cenahill]

Wtf

[Meggi218]

when you said pick up the remote i actually did it :$

then you said if your in an unhealthy relationship and im like oh :P and put it back XD

[ipesina]

What if you love that movie? D:

[ImpossiblePasta]

His right arm's muscle is bigger than his left's... *shivers*

[JennyKravitz]

PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKING VCR UP AND SLING IT OUT THE DAMN WINDOW!!!

[JAPVRA]

I love this, Chris. Thank you! :)

[kaileywhite]

i want that shirt!!!

[imcrazy1993]

haha you and my boyfriend make some of the same facial expressions. it is hilarious!

[Sweety1703]

i love the way he puts things. its awesome hahaha <3<3<3

[Haygirl345]

"Jack...I'll never let go Jack..." LOL!

[PurpleBitch16]

LMFAO chris ur amazing i couldnt help but laugh bcuz ur so right, we dont call those relationships, we call those relationshits

[EmoLessGirl]

i did it :3 xDD

[allyiscrazyful]

i love you cx <3

[allyiscrazyful]

this was uploaded on my birthday O.o

[juicyjayy25]

chris you just slapped me with reality. thank you.

[LilMama6939]

this is perfect .

[DebraAndDougie]

i dont have an eject button on my remote

[DebraAndDougie]

what happends if you alredy have blue ray???

[DNTFearTheOyster]

hahahahahah what the fuck man!

[08Love29Sick10]

Where'd you get your shirt?!

[bellabooboo97]

Like if u picked up the remote :)

[SukaStyle]

LOL! You always make me laugh my ass off and you always have such a perfect metaphor for the human condition in it's ruts, dilemmas and shortcomings... You need your own talk show Chris Crocker! Hale-FRICKIN'-lujiah!!

[SilverKnightGothic98]

Boo it's time to upgrade to DVD and BlueRay

[zombiechaos89]

Thank you, Chris Crocker you've made me realize that I don't need to be in a repetitive relationship when I could be out there actually looking for someone, and something that's new and better. :)

[Hypergal8866]

lol sooooo true

[ayopnut]

Chris Crocker BITCH!!!-3

[Summer717]

Thank you so much for the advice, Chris! Holy shit, slap in the face. In a good way!! (;

[SRR023]

@sbass1992 me too!

[SRR023]

you're so great, i feel the same way and i know i'm not alone. youre so awesome.

[GreenNastyRabbit]

rofl I love you :)!!

[krisbbby]

hit the fucking eject button bitch.

[darngiggidy]

Damn, honey! You've got the passion of a preacher! Hallelujah! :D

[princess22214]

my friend say she dont like this boy no more but fuck it i think she's lyin. she should watch this video

[princess22214]

omg so damn rite

[crazyshanon31]

I've never been in a relationship before:(

[1cafedon1]

why this dude dont speak with his friends, or brother, or sister...why internet??? dont understand the americans!!! so stupid people!

[voxie]

@1cafedon1 Uhh, I'm sure he does both? What's wrong with doing both? And 140k on this, 3k likes... people seem to watch and some even appreciate it. A good enough reason no?

[1cafedon1]

@voxie I fined that this is stupid way to get socialed...I think that this is in America normal, but it is not!!! (but he is cute, and that is why people (girls) love him) :)

[nykstukaigeriakava]

''dayum, muthafucka, how many times you gonna make me say it?''

I laughed so hard my roommate asked me what happened lol

[kireguy1982]

fuckin hilarious boo!!! <3'd it

[MatandyShow]

cute!



[zavegas960]

show me ur abs!

[MomoBabes]

his peanut pajamas......

[planethelp]

You are so very beautiful and hilarious! Just what I needed to see and hear.

Sending you Love ; )

[WoozworldTV]

.... wow.

[stfutiffie]

LMFAO <3

[meather100]

This video scares me a little O.O AHHH SAVE ME!! GET THE REMOTE MOM i THINK THIS MAN IS GOnnA KILLME!!!! AHHH!!!! EJECT EJECt EJECT EJECT!!!

[musicislove90]

I love your shirt. haha

And you make a valid statement.

[animeyaoilover14]

Chris crocker u r awesome and I luv this video

[AngieCummingTV]

YOU STILL CRACK ME UP!!! PLEASE SHOW MY VIDEOS SOME LOVE TOO. YOUTUBE CHANNEL ANGIECUMMINGTV AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ANGIECUMMING KISSES BITCHES!

[voxie]

hehehehehehe!! <3 this one!

[Abskippy1]

true true true!! love the shirt!!!! it is also soo true !:)

[beautifulxwish]

lmaoooo love it !

[shaunaghmck]

Thanks great advice :)

[DeathByConformity44]

Thank you <3

[lovemeg1]

lool:D ur funy

[TheDaniellasaurus]

why do you suddenly turn black in your videos?

[SamanthaSmiles1989]

your hilarious when u start a rant lol <3 haha Jack I'll never let go Jack XD you crack me up xxxx



[SertiitPerriii]

Love you Chris ! You always put a smile on my face(=

[DooDahDemi]

I love this video! I laugh every time I watch it!

I need a BFF like you, Chris Crocker. :)

<3

[cvrle92]

You're fucking king! :D

You've helped me, thank you! :D <3

[giselathegee]

amen sisterrr!

[kisses2youbitches]

*picks up remote & presses eject*

thank god for you.

[yorkyhunt]

I don't know...

Is Chris even gay? He is a extremely good video actor, and all this time he might even be acting gay? Who knows.

[SolAngelGirl23]

loved this!

[spacecadet1869]

this awesome i'm laughing my ass off as i'm pushing the eject button. what better way to let go of @"·$#~@||@#!!!!!!!

[brandynicoleshipp]

This made me laugh so hard. Chris...you are freakin crazy, but thx.

[shailenealexus]

I love the shirt.

[EmoCandyPop]

I like him more as both but that's just me, his hotter both ways. I'm Bi but I still can't pick which 'side' of him I like. Damn can't we just say we like him? It's not that hard. I love how crazy and fun he is and I hope to turn out like him and yes I'm a girl! ^^

[mkbizzzle]

It's creepy to keep pressing 4..

[tubesoxabc]

eve and adam had no remote. haha!  ck out this awesome video of them talking about their first time doing "it."

search

eve and adam first time

[looker768]

how you been eating right and working out? your muscle tone is hot!

[dumdumlolz]

So him and Danny broke up? Or were they never going out?

[ArwenPendragon]

I picked up a remote.

[AlyssaFgt]

oh god. PLEASE be a girl again.

[honeeybuns]

i just got out of an unhealthy on and off relationship and watching this makes me feel alot better, i love u chris :)

[MaryTheresa1986]

Don't be shy Chris, tell us how you REALLY feel! :)

[justinbieberlove1293]

hahahahahahahahhaah <3 you chris your helarious

[trancestimuli]

Chris- this vid helped me get out of an abusive and destructive relationship I've been stuck in on and off for 6 years.. thank you so much <3

[Ebonie233]

I love you..plain and simple. I just went through a breakup and your videos help me so much! :) Thank you Chris for being who you are! :)

[kaleidascopes]

LOL!!



[coolnewyork]

i admit that Brittany shit was gay, but most of your other videos are funny, lol

[DisturbedAX7]

@MinecraftVidsXL

That was harsh. Why are you watching his videos if you don't like him?

[Forever4597]

I really love you. & all your videos . Your advice is great and you are just so inspirational <3

[jenniferbeauty33]

dear chris<3

this is my one of my favorite videos of yours. Cuz its hilarious and made me laugh, but also because you really are sending a good message. on and off unhealthy relationships are horrible. Hit the eject while you still can.

Love always,

a Crocker fan.

[Carm0n1]

Lmao I love Chris crocker

[So4chinate]

LoL, I love chris crocker

[DinosaursGoRawrz1]

Uhh There isnt a eject button on my remote..

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@MinecraftVidsXL Cause everyone gives a fuck about your opinion! :)

[HayleyyyLouise89]

I picked up the remote and hit the mother fucking eject button!!

[sassy2420]

Thats right gurls!Pick up that remote and hit the eject button!

[TheMaeloveyou]

I pick up the remote! And fucked it! YOU'RE AWESOME CHRIS!

[shakethatthang120]

"its time you upgrade too dvd and blueray'' :D aha

[ashtrayday]

when I watch his vids I wanna be a man... I so would let him fuck me.

[thebloodyscone]

@ashtrayday I'm not the only one?! Hooray! *Highfives*

[georgiapeach9013]

haha gotta love chris crocker X)

[90shini]

I'm feeing low :'( this video helps so much I love you Chris ..you are the best.

[ltotheindso]

videos like this is why i love chris crocker...his crazy llittle outbursts...thats the type of guy i wanna marry..christopher crocker<3 lol

[cubanjulia]

I PICKED UP THE REMOTE N DEN....HIS CHILLA CALLS ME....EJECT!!!!! MOTHA FUCKA

[Bulbasaur483]

I picked up the remote XD

[xmoonXcricketx]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Jaaaaccckkk. I'll never let go, Jaaaacccckkk!"

[lilheiress]

lol ohmygod soooo true

[HaaiVictoria]

HIT THE FUCKING EJECT BUTTON BITCH!

[Alexa21689]

Chris ur a breath of fresh air!!!!! u made my dai alot better.

iluvu

[saskaisabeast]

We on VCR, it's time to upgrade to Blu-Ray boo! :D

[ToMichaelJackson]

Damn it. I picked up my remote and everything, but there was no eject button on it.

I went ahead and clicked 'exit' instead, but this just closed the menu dialog box. I called tech support, and explained the problem but they weren't much help.

I know you've done more than enough explaining, but I don't suppose you could tell me what to do from here?

[MrCheapComedy01]

i have the same remote do u have charter?

[chickenlovr1]

when in the crap did he get black hair

[malicemajesty]

ahahaha I know a chick that's dealing with that bullshit, I've told her what she needs to do but some chicks just choose to live as dumb as they are.

[julissadiaz1998]

this made me break up with taylor.....

[tanishadwyer]

i love you,you don't judge,your a true person,your hilarious,and you give wonderful advice!

[marilynmansonfan247]

Lmaoo. I actually picked my remote up but I didnt have an eject button.. O.o

xoxoxo -- Ashleigh.

[boricuachicax33]

You really got me to pick up my remote.

[jfabproductions]

AHHHH HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIREEEEEEEEE!!!!

[DaNnY12301]

I find this hard to masturbate to...

[ShakiraElizabeth]

You're awesome.

[REVELACION2010HABBO]

I SWEAR I TAKE MY CONTROL HAHAHA

[tom16clark]

you honestly have a top that says "boys lie" wow that's not immature at all because girls don't lie do they :S

also you don't have to end relationships just because it's the same person that's just immature really.

i've been with my girl for 2 years now and iI love her more and more everday

[ShakiraElizabeth]

@tom16clark Aw. So sweet.

[melindahhisamazing]

its time to uprgrade baby lmao :)

[ralphsbabygirl41]

i love you!

[Sunsetsbeach]

OMG!! I luv it so much,nothing but the truth!!!

[shleeindisbitch]

God there are so many people I could send this to.. thank you for making this video.

[MeFishiee]

2:00<3

[Kurenai89Nor]

1:17, i wonder how his testicles reacted to this very unusual movement for a man to perform!

[bananaqueen1231]

God, this is the perfect video to watch right now, i just got out of a unhealthy relationship and i wish i would of watched this before it took me so long to figure things out haha.

[XxBLiiNDxX1107]

He has charter cuz I have that same remote

[thatgirlno1knows]

it would take 130 hours to watch Titanic 40 times back to back.

If I had to waste another 130 hours on my old relationship- I would sling a VCR at my Ex. lol!

[greenthing980]

@thatgirlno1knows dude, i know x)

[JackieBorelli]

LOL!!!! preach, sister!!!

who needs televangelists when I have Chris Crocker?? =)

[DaNnY12301]

Yeah.... you need major help.. Just sayin'

[HedvigU]

@DaNnY12301 Man, I seriously don't think so.

[DaNnY12301]

@HedvigU Well don't you have problems then..

[HedvigU]

@DaNnY12301 We all have problems, mate :) But not like that. The 'problem' here is in your way of looking at it, I think. You can clearly see that Chris has gone through a lot, and learned a lot from it... in this video, he's just helping other people with old releationships; bein kind of a coach and showing humor - but you think that it's all serious and stuff, and you choose to think this person is mental - just because you don't want him to be any better. And then you ask me... :P

[DaNnY12301]

@HedvigU haha righto, im pretty sure i didnt say i think its all serious? I'm just sayin' he has issues and crap. Its my opinion and if you got a problem well have fun typing your hate over the Internet, cause thats all you'll ever be good at. Cya later :)

[HedvigU]

@DaNnY12301 If you seriously think that was me hating on you...

[DaNnY12301]

@HedvigU Yeah... That's all? oh ok cool, cya

[HedvigU]

@DaNnY12301 Yes, and that was all, all the time?

[mrswhiffen]

Hahahahaha I love you :) you're so funny <3

[stephenfulcher]

Wow chris that was like a televangelist with terehts



[LimeGreenCell]

lmfaaao, oh man chris, i fucking love you .

[Expressyourselfx]

hahhahaha i love you so much. you always add a creative twist to advice ;)

[OrangeChickhen]

but...but....my remote doesn't have 'EJECT' ....

[xxSilentMelodyxx]

I LUV UR T SHIRT X)

[jdsmommy21]

Lol chris u have multiple personalities..... I love it

[TylerJohnCross]

You need to upgrade boooo! Ahaha.

[wadeankary]

chris is smokeing crack on this day lol

[99musicaddiction]

This is funny!

[LikaLaruku]

So...I should dump my parents? XD I can already hear my grama askin' me to make her a sammich....

[Mrfrancogoon]

Ok I throwed my VCR out now what

[Mrfrancogoon]

I really did throw my VCR Out now what

[paramorelove123]

ooooh I NEED that tee-shirt.

[ItsDannyGray]

Hahaha! I love the Titanic reference!! "JACK!! I'll never let go Jack!!" HAHA. I can imagine that person :P:P

[XxXRabbidCupcakezXxX]

You give the BEST advice!!! Even people who dont need it are listening & agreeing!

[iloveEvie100]

I -3 this video && that shirt [:

[PrettyGirls562]

i love you chris!!