My favourite bit is the section AFTER this one. Where he's in the sheets. That'll get you all drooling over your keyboards!
Rikairiify 1 year ago
This show is great! Alan B'stard is AWESOME!
horsefucker1680 1 year ago
hahahaha
chunk123123 1 year ago
This was a classic show!
noni10022 1 year ago
"I'm not a masochist, I'm a sadist! I pay to beat YOU!!"
greatest line ever!
caitox 2 years ago
My fav episode is the one where Alan Bastard and the MPs are tricked in going to St James island
theworldvideos1 2 years ago
ahahahaha I cried laughing indeed
Enegyxo 2 years ago
ROFL at him checking her over.
FairyFlossHunny 2 years ago
Its "Pictures at an exhibition" Modest Muzzorski
clearly 3 years ago
does anyone know what classical music the intro is/ is based on ?? Its so famous i recognize it but cant remember the composer.. help
misskarah1 3 years ago
Mussorgsky. Pictures at an Exhibition
WeeJimmyJohnson 3 years ago
Thank you! Its been tweeked a bit for the show but that's the one. ta
I know what you mean. I have looked everywhere but cannot find where I have heard it before. Many thanks to whoever can answer...
KaiserXVI 3 years ago
2:39 STUPID TROLLOP! LMAO!!!
laddycraigz45 3 years ago
giggles* lmao
AceripXF 3 years ago
yes this is THE best part of this episode. :-)
MayallFan35 3 years ago
mmmmmm this is THE best part. :-)
MayallFan35 3 years ago 2
HAHA. im a sadist not a masochist - funny!
cyanspeaker 3 years ago 2
lol classic! =)
MrRotweiler 4 years ago
When was all this done?
SilenceElegance 4 years ago
This is from the first series, so would be about 1987.
DnBintheUK 4 years ago
Oh awesome, thank you =)
i wish my french teacher looked like that.......
thechaos22 4 years ago
I wish my french teacher would talk to me like that.
insainiac33 3 years ago
i love rik mayall and the new statesman i have every episode.....B'stard not afraid to wear pink! <3
majorleaguefan 4 years ago 5
Don't you guys use torrents?
StadiumHot 4 years ago
lol, only people with initiative would think of that.
I got season 2 of The New Statesman in 1 and a half hours...
Back of the net ;)
DnBintheUK 4 years ago 2
Yes yes, quite right *sniff sniff* the ordinaries are bereft with tear to see more B'Stard! *boo hoo*!!
(some of us can't get the show where we live!)
Zandermover 4 years ago
Give us the whole episode! People cry out for B'stard!
MadameAdam 4 years ago 4
My favourite bit is the section AFTER this one. Where he's in the sheets. That'll get you all drooling over your keyboards!
Rikairiify 1 year ago
This show is great! Alan B'stard is AWESOME!
horsefucker1680 1 year ago
hahahaha
chunk123123 1 year ago
This was a classic show!
noni10022 1 year ago
"I'm not a masochist, I'm a sadist! I pay to beat YOU!!"
greatest line ever!
caitox 2 years ago
My fav episode is the one where Alan Bastard and the MPs are tricked in going to St James island
theworldvideos1 2 years ago
ahahahaha I cried laughing indeed
Enegyxo 2 years ago
ROFL at him checking her over.
FairyFlossHunny 2 years ago
Its "Pictures at an exhibition" Modest Muzzorski
clearly 3 years ago
does anyone know what classical music the intro is/ is based on ?? Its so famous i recognize it but cant remember the composer.. help
misskarah1 3 years ago
Mussorgsky. Pictures at an Exhibition
WeeJimmyJohnson 3 years ago
Thank you! Its been tweeked a bit for the show but that's the one. ta
misskarah1 3 years ago
I know what you mean. I have looked everywhere but cannot find where I have heard it before. Many thanks to whoever can answer...
KaiserXVI 3 years ago
2:39 STUPID TROLLOP! LMAO!!!
laddycraigz45 3 years ago
giggles* lmao
AceripXF 3 years ago
yes this is THE best part of this episode. :-)
MayallFan35 3 years ago
mmmmmm this is THE best part. :-)
MayallFan35 3 years ago 2
HAHA. im a sadist not a masochist - funny!
cyanspeaker 3 years ago 2
lol classic! =)
MrRotweiler 4 years ago
When was all this done?
SilenceElegance 4 years ago
This is from the first series, so would be about 1987.
DnBintheUK 4 years ago
Oh awesome, thank you =)
SilenceElegance 4 years ago
i wish my french teacher looked like that.......
thechaos22 4 years ago
I wish my french teacher would talk to me like that.
insainiac33 3 years ago
i love rik mayall and the new statesman i have every episode.....B'stard not afraid to wear pink! <3
majorleaguefan 4 years ago 5
Don't you guys use torrents?
StadiumHot 4 years ago
lol, only people with initiative would think of that.
I got season 2 of The New Statesman in 1 and a half hours...
Back of the net ;)
DnBintheUK 4 years ago 2
Yes yes, quite right *sniff sniff* the ordinaries are bereft with tear to see more B'Stard! *boo hoo*!!
(some of us can't get the show where we live!)
Zandermover 4 years ago
Give us the whole episode! People cry out for B'stard!
MadameAdam 4 years ago 4