Birdemic Sneak Peak - Rifftrax Coming Soon!

[Mousegiggles]

Best dialog ever. "Such as seals." That news anchor lady was awesome :)

[StupidWizardFilms]

Cut the big fish

[OuroborosChoked]

So his sale was $1,000,000? Was that with the 50% discount? I'm sure his employers were THRILLED he just gave away $1,000,000 to close the sale...

What a terrible businessman...

[Sarcasmitron]

If I was a professional sound mixer and someone asked me how much I could possibly add to a film, I would just show them this

[Korberos]

This movie is currently on Netflix instant. I recommend it to anyone contemplating suicide and just can't get themselves to do it...

[OdysseusOhm]

If these people were in a porno it would be the most awkward thing I have ever seen.

[lisquidsnake]

WTF?!?!? WHAT BIRDS EAT SEALS? this is the worse movie evaaaaar!

[jackedsamurai772]

@lisquidsnake I have, sadly, actually seen this movie. That bad actor news lady is talking about polar bears in that scene.

[scottiebahler]

@jackedsamurai772

I blame the director. I feel sorry for the actors. It was awesome none-the-less!

[DrThunder88]

@lisquidsnake I can't tell if that actress was angry about having a small part or having a small part with such a stupid line, but she looked quite annoyed.

[aulddragon]

I guess with the budget so low, the filmmakers had no choice but to hire lumber to act in their film.

[SchweitzerMan]

Can't wait for the sequel

[Darrisbob1]

I love the fact that they don't include any of their "riffs" just to show you how stupid and retarded the movie is in the first place.

But trust me people, it's even better with the riffs!

[tandooriconnection]

2:22 "must...find....patch of grass to land and...die on so I won't hurt myself..."

[DrThunder88]

I always wondered what kinds of foods birds eat, such as seals.

[grnhair2001]

I think it's so sweet of this filmmaker to hire a lead actor with a severe speech impediment. Image the sorrow of such a person who wants to be an actor. And here is his one shot. It makes tears come to my eyes...as does the movie.

[SenseOrSensibility]

I couldn't decide what inanely stupid scene to comment on.

[solunaraven]

@SenseOrSensibility There were just so many of them...

[Kinemacolor]

People compare this movie to Plan 9 from Outer Space, but at least Ed Wood's people knew how to fake it. This movie looks like it was filmed with a VHS camcorder.

[TheLackofattack]

These guys should have considered puppets instead of the CGI.

[GregofCanada]

Even with Rifftrax, my brain was numb after watching this one.

[librabeauty23]

...there's gonna be a sequel to THIS?

[nicktheghosthost999]

0:59

"Okay, guys. Get ready.....aaannnddd......VOMIT­!"

*nelson laugh*

[fireonyce]

wow that girl is sooo uncomfortable being on screen in her underwear

[itzMeBitch2]

why do ppl even bother to be in this -_-

[GregofCanada]

I've seen better acting on a sega CD game!

[GregofCanada]

2:20 EAGLE WIN!

[limbdarkening]

This makes The Room look amazing.

[axelosbourne]

Comming soon: The Room vs Birdemic! Or not.

[limbdarkening]

@axelosbourne Oh Hai Birds, Oh Hai attacking eagles. Oh Hai low budget.

[justwow13]

wow this is the case of so bad its fucking pathetic

this and that other sample riff

seriously is that the BEST cgi they could do?

looks like a bad photoshop job

[ultimatechakralives]

The eagles killed Becky.

DAMN YOU MICHAEL VICK!

[plugindave]

after i watch this i'm heading down my local art & pumpkin festival in my mustang

[mistacramer]

Alfred Hitchcock ain't got shit on this!

[OYE87]

Man, this makes The Room seem dignified. It's just PAINFUL!!!

[TheInstantClassic1]

"Many have died from starvation due to the difficulty of finding enough food such as seals"

Seals? Really, seals? There really wasn't enough blurred candy products at the convience store we see in the movie? Hell next we'll be hearing that mountain lion is out of season.

[TheAntman2006]

why do these crappy no budget films make money?!?!!? WHY?!?!

[ResIpsaLoquitor85]

The eagles killed Becky!

[Saisinkolimonadin]

2:21 When my time comes, that is the exact way I want to die

[TheDebDeb]

This has to be a joke. :O

[vballrckr91]

What. The actual. Fuck? Am I supposed to believe this is real? Please tell me this is just a joke movie!? And that hell is it supposed to be about anyway? Killer birds? Sorry dude, but you fail on so many levels.

[swordhunter12]

Also I love this bit:

"Oh, I hear a Mountain Lion!"

Ah yes, MOUNTAIN Lion's. Named so because they live in the FOREST!

[swordhunter12]

"Why cant we give peace a chance?" says the man WITH A FUCKING ASSAULT RIFLE!

[dEsSiCaTa]

No way in hell this is an atcual film.

[bbman10pwns]

1:34 Man, Avatar's CGI team has some competition.

[SAOrules]

@bbman10pwns I was thinking the same exact thing!!!

[KoiControl]

It hurts. It actually, physically hurts.

[durane42]

Forget all the other consequences of global warming--this movie makes widespread drought and biodiversity loss look like a cakewalk. I would sell my goddamn house and live in the woods if it meant less of this shit.

[RockyBalboa211]

0:13 - ENTIRE BUDGET SPENT ON THAT!! :D

[loverboyz901]

this movie was more boring than the Room, I mean at least with that movie you get some laughs uot of Wiseau's terrible acting.

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

@loverboyz901 no my friend The Room was far far worse, i still have horrible nightmares of THE ROOM!

[KainGerc]

damn global warming, indeed!!!!

[SASardonic]

I can't believe this is a real thing that real humans made.

[Spartanoffaith]

RETARDS LOOK AT THE FUCKING RETARDS SCROLLING THROUGH RETARDS RETARDS RETARDS. God I love the credit sequence.

[JamesOhGoodie]

To Mike, Kevin, and Bill:

While I appreciate the effort, I think this is one of the few cases where nothing need be said about the film in question.

[whiston532]

Troy Aikman ?

[MasterExploder61]

This makes The Room look like an Oscar nomination.

[thirtysilver]

The filmmaker shot this. Then he edited it. Then he looked at it and said, "This is done. I'm satisfied." Who is this person?

[leeshajoi]

@thirtysilver I'm not convinced that it *was* a person, as opposed to a thousand Rhesus monkeys poking at iMovie.

[Voodooray007]

@ 0:11 - We'll switch to you live in leer cam.

[sokarsfleet]

Did environmental nutjobs make this movie

[thirtysilver]

@sokarsfleet Just regular nutjobs, I think.

[BudDickman]

Woody Harrelson @ 2:00

[vaati000]

0:38 I have RABIES for you!

[sokarsfleet]

2:28 i'm just gonna go over here and die if thats OKay XD

[SenseOrSensibility]

Were the birds full of lemonade?!

I think this might be too easy to riff, but what the heck, Bill, Mike and Kevin deserve a break.

[mrgb46]

I love how the people that came out of the bus are waiting to be splattered instead of running to the van for safety...geeezzzz....Did anyone know that the director is making a sequel to this?? Oh,it's true...

[dontcoverfeu]

While I'm excited for this Rifftrax, I like my samples with some riffs in them :(

[anemicroyaltea69]

Oh god....just the part alone where the "birds" were squealing and attacking them at the car...while they swang away at them....oh shit, that alone was enough to have me in stitches! lmfao! I can't WAIT to see what Rifftrax does with it!!!

[BrooklynJackBlue]

The hell...is this...!?

[Blueninja33]

Is this from the ACTUAL movie?

[HominidMachinae]

@Blueninja33 Unfortunately yes, yes it is. I actually saw a PREVIEW for it on a DVD I watched recently.

[musichalloffame]

LOL, I should not be laughing this hard at the trailer. my favorite part is the bird animation. ...Hey rifftrax, if you are ever doing another movie like this let me know I want to be one of the actors, this looks like fun

[ThatGuyFromTheMovie]

2:34 leave global warming alooooooooooooooneehofdsoghdso­!

[countblah31]

I have rabbies for you....

[LadySomethingKaiko]

It's Rifftrax's own personal "Manos"

[POSFOLIFE]

I am actually crying i laughed so hard. The coathangers FFS!

[Stormwysper]

Damn global warming!!

[PunchSydeiron]

2:21 Eargle used Steel Wing!

It's a critical hit!

Bad actor fainted!

[MaDrEaMeR17]

I'm torn between saying "This is hilarious" and "This is just painful."

Oh well. However Rifftrax handles it will be fantastic either way!

[DigitalBookWorm]

This needs no Rifftrax, but I can't even imagine how much more hilarious you guys will make it.

[illuminatioracle]

everyone betray me. I fed up with this world.

[ApacheMan2K]

@illuminatioracle I go like Frank West and break TV and stuff. (Yeah, i know he didn't say that. But, I just had to throw it in. XP)

[kissfan7]

My boyfriend and I saw this at a Cleveland arthouse theater a year or so ago. We left with dry throats and aching sides from laughing so hard.

If there is a showing in your area, drop everything you're doing (including medical procedures) and go. I can't wait for the Rifftrax.

[shockwavecg]

Hahaha!! As I was watching this my dog kept tilting his head to either side and sneaking closer to see what was making the shrieking noises, but it looked like he was just as perplexed as I was about whether or not this movie is for real. XD

[mercatormac]

2:22 That's epic acting there.

[wydok]

What...the heck....was that?

[perplacymp]

when I thought this was just a normal(your average) youtube project, 2:20 looked awesome.

Now...

[Valthor2]

Just flying in place, looking adorable...those damn birds are so deceptively innocent looking...

[BricktownBubba]

Looks like they made a movie of the 80s video game Phoenix.

[Iamafishproductions]

"Have your kid design me some CGI birds, and I need it in 3 minutes!"

How much you wanna bet they kill all the birds with a cradboard MRI machine?

[SlaterBeatz]

THE WORST THING IV EVER WASTED TIME ON!

[kyon813]

Two thought: 1. Alfred Hitchcock is probably rolling in his grave, and 2. (bursts out laughing)

[manoftomorrow79]

0:10 - 0:18 = only worthy part of the video.

[UKISOCIETY]

ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS.

[Katfellow]

Wow, the movie sucks so bad they don't even have to do voice-overs

[ilikeshinythings274]

2:00

"I hear a mountain lion. I gotta get back to my house. You better get to your car."

How many times have I used THAT excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do?

[naughtypagan72]

Was he TRYING to make a movie worse then 'The Room'?

[HoserSaysWhat]

@naughtypagan72 If so, he failed. This is The Room with better acting

..or maybe I should just say The Room with acting

[randomguy199545]

This is right up there with the room for me lolz

[hardluckart]

what the hell did i just watch? you mean this isn't made ironically? holy fuck.

[jannecechmanek]

I have a feeling this doesn't need any riffs.

[javenetti]

ok, the dude with the gas tank container thing, he deserves to get best actor

[mrgb46]

@javenetti The lead actor told the guy that they needed their gas real bad,but gave it to him once the guy pulled out a gun.Then,the guy(or the dude)gets killed by one of the birds,but the lead actor(Ron or Rod)gets back in the van and drives off..I thought he told the guy that they needed the gas real bad?? Why leave it?? Later on,he says they're low on gas.. Doesn't make sense.Just like the whole movie...

[javenetti]

@mrgb46 so at what point when these guys miss the birds does the dog come out and laugh at them?

[mrgb46]

@javenetti  Not soon enough..

[Chillidan24]

2:16 Say what?

[4EyedBlonde]

I think this movie riffs itself.

[Kenjuuriki]

........................

[thevintagerose]

"Trust us when we say that the only way that this sensitive issue could be handled more deftly is by anyone, anywhere, using any means." LOL.

[trekker4747]

This can't be a real movie? Can it? I mean, no one really actually made this movie with the intent that people would watch it and enjoy it and convince others to see it, right? I mean, this... this just cannot be real. There's no reason for it to be real.

[FatTonyBBX]

Is this made by the same guys who made After Last Season!? I'm feeling the same "there's no way this is real" feeling I got from ALS.

-FT

[sandydeath56]

This movie actually physically hurts me. It's giving me chest pains.

[noisepuppet]

what the ffffffffffffffffff I don't even

[PunchSydeiron]

This movie is so unbelievably bad, I had to make a section about it on Wikipedia's "List of Films considered the Worst."

[FatTonyBBX]

@PunchSydeiron It's already been taken down. Wikipedia fails sometimes :(

-FT

[PunchSydeiron]

@FatTonyBBX Aw, crap. So there's plenty of room for Turkish Star Wars, but there isn't a kilobyte to spare for Vietnam's answer to Hal Warren?

[FatTonyBBX]

@PunchSydeiron Apparently so. I wish they'd get After Last Season on there - that is something special.

-FT

[FujiFlame]

1:35 fuckin roffle

[mycheesesteak]

This movie is so funny it doesn't even need Rifftrax.

[Yootubebites]

This is gonna hurt.

[kc8omg]

I'm pretty sure we made something better than this in my backyard with a "Hi8" video camera when I was like 14...

[Elisha2Kings]

what. the. hell? 

[BlackjackSP]

Tommy WIseau, more like Tommy Oiseau, amirite?

[UKISOCIETY]

@BlackjackSP Oiseau wut u did ther

[kitgrrrl]

The Rifftrax is coming out the same day as the DVD??? So this is a real movie? This "thing" I just watched clips of as an actual movie? REAlly?

[TaiChiKnees]

This Rifftrax is hilarious! And they don't even say anything!

[imagineerboi]

That does it. This movie has thuroughly convinced me of the reality of Global Warming.

[ChaosRevolution]

The eagles killed Becky!

[Venomex]

yay adam!

[USSJaneway]

Oh. My. God. Yes. Bring on the Rifftrax.

[saw4x]

Oh my word, what is this?! I think it's even worse than some of the stuff they used to do on MST3K. Wow. I almost feel like this doesn't need a rifftrax; it's a riff unto itself.

[akuma6333]

Rifftrax is the only reason I'm seeing Birdemic again. Easily the worst movie of the 2000's, this generations Manos: The Hands Of Fate. It was almost painful to watch and 46 minutes until the birds attack was the worst. But Rifftrax is the only thing that can make Birdemic worth watching.

[kenzm]

whaaa whooooooo

[SMcCall64]

Is anyone else unable to hear the riffing in the video? Or is that intentional?

[torgospizza]

@SMcCall64 There is no riffing yet as the riff hasn't yet been recorded. This is just a sample of clips from the movie itself.

[cocosilk]

What in the fresh hell is this?

[severalshirts]

I was almost positive that this was a skit, not a real movie.

[mysterycycle]

What is this I don't even

[AndrewDBarker]

Birds ... eat... seals? o_O!

You learn something new every day.

[imagineerboi]

I didn't know it was possible that movies could be made this bad.

[RememberJudas314]

@imagineerboi Have you ever watched anything on Cinemax after 11pm? Those are some bad movies.

[lacthewatcher1]

Johnny: Ohhai Mark

Mark: Oh hey Johnny, what's up?

Johnny: I haf a problem wid Liza...she said dad I hid her....

Mark: WHAT? Well did you?

Johnny: NO iz naud tru, donb even ass, Waz new wid you?

Mark: Oh I'm just sitting up here thinkin', you know? Iv'e got a question for you.

Johnny: Yeah.

Mark: Do those birds look weird to you and look like they're coming in really fast.

Johnny: hu?...Ohhai Birdem.....AHHHHHH....evrybody betrayed me...........

[TheHawkdaddy]

Rifftrax doesnt even have anything to say to this

[Tork110]

Greenies ruin everything.  Even low, LOW budget films.

[melman]

I put it to you sir that a rifftrax for this movie is unnecessary. There is nothing you can say about this film that is more hilariously stupid than the film itself.

[PunchSydeiron]

To quote Michael J. Nelson, "It's not everyday you see the stupidest thing you've ever seen."

[cornflakemonkey]

THE EAGLES KILLED BECKY?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[davincent98]

@cornflakemonkey was that supposed to be James Earl Jones voicing Hayden Christensen?

[Adu767]

I like the part where they swing coat hangers around like twats XD

"Sir, don't you know that these birds are attacking people?"

"What, these birds?"

"Yes."

"No way, they're dead from the uh... bird flu virus..."

*slaps the dashboard* "The eagles killed becky!"

*guy stares at him with disappointment*

DAMN GLOBAL WARMING

[claytv]

- Caught the big fish.

- How big was the sale?

- [exactly] 1 million dollars

[Adu767]

@claytv It would have been exactly two million if the idiot didn't give him a random "fifty percent discount".

[DeepSpaceStoner]

@claytv

*high five*

[DAVETYIOP]

It was too good to pass up then.

[kholsinger]

So if you guys do a Rifftrax of a self-Rifftraxing movie, is that like a double-negative?

[JunetheHomemaker]

Oh. My. God. I didn't know movies this bad existed anymore!

[davincent98]

@JunetheHomemaker you should check out some of the movies here on YouTube like "Skeleton Key 2"

[TheOtherBradBird]

1:41 So we have a B-movie about zombie birds attacking hybrid owners?

[UltimaWeapon]

Wow, well I made it 1.28. That was just awful...

[Equilibrium2037]

Was this made on a budget of $125 dollars?

[rqbuchanan]

In the history of motion pictures, this film's effects are perhaps the exemplar of overlaid GIF imaging.

[PathOfJioFreed]

this is either the worst Propaganda film ever made (Al Gore really lowered his standards) or it's a brilliant parody of old propaganda horror films in the same spirit as "The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavera".

And on that note: OBEY THE LOST SKELETON!

[TBTabby]

...Are you sure this isn't parody? Because that's what it looks like. Parody of parody seldom works.

[TheDarkSatirist]

@TBTabby its real. i sat through the whole thing. believe me it is bad on a level that manos the hands of fate would be proud of.

[weird4productions]

This movie reminds me of "the Birds" on acid.

[LastNetwork2]

@weird4productions Impossible, Acid would actually harken trippy images. This is more like "The Birds" on Methadone.

[MarsCleric]

my head exploded with joy

[bleatingheart]

Oh my god is this real life?!?